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13leaguestories · 2 months
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I just realized the same way a chaotic!Moran is similar to Zillah, Zihr is similar to a tired of bs!Roe and its killing me lmaoooo
Moran/Zillah: do you think we’re soulmates in every universe?
Zihr/Roe: God I fucking hope not.
I'm dying. I'm fucking dying. I love this. I love this so much.
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onsunnyside · 1 year
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what about sos!curtis making reader wear vibrating panties but he doesn’t tell her what they are and makes her cum in public 🫣
he tells you they’re just normal panties, a gift from him, so ofc you happily slip them on (after giving him the ones you were wearing “I’ll keep them safe for you, cherry”) but during class you feel strange sensations down there 😳 they start off small but progressively get stronger and stronger until you excuse yourself:
You rush to the washroom and call him, “C-Curtis, something is wrong.”
“What is it?” You hear hushed voices on the other end, then it goes quiet.
“Uhm… the thing you gave me.” You stare down at the wet spot, bracing yourself against the stall wall at the short series of flutters. “It’s—It’s vibrating!”
He groans heavily, he debates telling you the truth but instead turns it higher, his cock hardening at your muffled moans. “Tell me where you are, omega.”
“The washroom, but y-you can’t…” you cry out, your thighs clenching tightly as the pressure builds in your tummy, “you can’t come in. We’ll get in trouble!”
“It’s either that, or you meet me at the frat house. Can you walk there, cherry?”
Your gnaw on your bottom lip, silencing your moans as the door creaks open and two voices echo throughout the washroom.
You shake your head as if he could see you, “no… I can’t.” You whisper, sitting on the closed toilet lid with your hand between your thighs, feeling the small object in your panties. “I would take them off but my skirt is too short, and I’m messy.” He dressed you today and picked everything you were wearing down to your cute socks. “So I guess, uh, I’ll just wait.”
He hums appreciatively, “Good omega. Why don’t you send me a few pictures of your mess? It’ll help me see what’s wrong with my poor baby.”
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bonesandthebees · 28 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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cafffine · 4 months
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my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!
the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.
and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!
hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!
EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon
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beaft · 6 months
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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elliesbelle · 3 months
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emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.
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multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.
i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.
please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.
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xiaq · 5 months
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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phantomrose96 · 9 months
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You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
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druid-for-hire · 1 year
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
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13leaguestories · 4 months
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Rate your characters from 1 to 10 on how hot you think they are
Oh fuck. You did it now. I won't do RoA and this is just looks, they're personalities would move em around. I think I got everyone ...
I Don't Care, They're Hot
Zarik
Tsering
Seben
Sydero
Ozara
Ruben
Chanara
Zihr
Amari
Checl
Makaio
Chris
Sin
Rahim
Zillah
Nour
Minute
I Mean ... You Aight
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onsunnyside · 2 years
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Ari making sure all your holes get fucked and filled with cum before pounding your greedy little pussy again
Ari making you ride him because he loves how desperate you get and it's funny to watch how hard you try to fuck yourself on him because of course it doesn't feel as good as him pounding into you
When you stay at your room in your parents' house, ari tells you to be quiet and let him breed you like a good little slut and "shhh baby you've gotta be quiet"
Hmm ari fingering you when you're all dumb and floaty and it feels so good but you need him in your mouth
When you're so desperate and his dick slips out because your pussy is so fucking sloppy and you keep grinding on his cock and whine when he stops your hips to slip is dick back in
And a little bit of cherry and curtis cause I love them
Curtis fucking her in the ass as a technicality because his dick hasn't been in her pussy so she's still pure
And Curtis playing with cherry's little pussy
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hehe i missed you bestie !! let's set all the ari ones in my sleazy rockstar!ari au:
this is after one of his shows when he's full of adrenaline, he takes out the plug he put in you earlier in the night and fucks you in his hotel room, making you scream so loudly that someone calls it in to the front desk. you two make headlines the next day bc of it, the interview where Ari spoke about 'deflowering' you is constantly reposted on social media.
when he's feeling particularly mean, he'll just lie there as you whine and cry about wanting more 😖 "dumb little baby, you can't even fuck yourself on my cock? are you that cockdrunk already?" "pathetic crybaby—I gave you the chance to make yourself come, but you didn't. Now you're just gonna come as many times as I want."
ugh !! ofc couples go home for the holidays and ari comes to meet your parents, and obviously, get papped at the airport. i bet he gags you with one of your stuffed animals, the same one he made you ride on the private jet.
he's a musician, after all, so ofc he's good with his hands 😳😳 he fingers you until you squirt just before he goes on stage bc it's his preshow ritual
he's soft dark so uhm... yes he introduces you to drugs and a wild life, and this is one of those times he gave you something 'to make you happy' and you ended up getting so desperate for him that he had to leave the party early. he's never given you one like this before so you're clueless and helpless, begging him to make the aching go away 😣
how you stole this exact thot from my notes, i don't know 🫣 but he definitely uses that excuse, then comes all over your cunt bc he still wanted to mark you somehow
he calls you over to study and you actually believe him. but you just end up making a dumb mess in your panties and going home bare bc he kept them ofc 😖
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cowardlycowboys · 4 months
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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batrachised · 7 months
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on one hand I get why people talk about the vanity of the instagram age, but on the other one time St. Ignatius of Loyola got his leg shattered in battle and discovered upon recovery that he could no longer wear his favorite tight leather boots due to the way his leg had set and so decided to rebreak his leg without anesthesia because he was that determined to wear his fashionable boots again...what i'm trying to say is that this man might have existed before instagram, but at heart he was an influencer
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