They split bisexuality into 300 dutchies like pre-unified Germany and they're all at war

okay so re: this post. guys. guys. be cool for two seconds. my point was that Scully is often perceived as this long suffering Smart Woman who barely tolerates her stupid partner. which is exactly why! I drew that! because it's So Wrong and as someone whose autism is on the same wavelength as Mulder's I am frankly offended by people seeing him as that first image. she's very much into his autistic swag, and I think it's beautiful

guys, i need to speak on something that’s been weighing on me.

i think that robots that are just, like, anime girls are for cowards and if you are only into those types of robots you’re a coward.

why would you want to just fuck an anime girl when you can already do that??

i think that pure true robot fucking is wanting to fuck REAL robots.

look at this sex machine.

first of all, you will notice she is shaped like a buttplug. her sleek, white outer panels combined with the faint LED display on her chest??????? chefs kiss. and her little face….. there’s nothing even inherently gendered about her but her kind gaze and sweet, soft voice just bestows upon me such a beautiful feminine energy. i love the color of her display. AND HER ELECTROMAGNETIC ARMS AND DIGITS???? just imagine what those can do. and we see throughout the movie that her arms obviously have more components than just her detachable digits….. gah. i want to fuck eve from walle. i want to have dirty filthy lesbian robot sex with eve from walle.

if i see one more post “wildest dreams is about mgg” NO ITS FUCKING NOT IM SO SORRY girl they had ONE photo together that i believe was taken at a 4th of july party at her house like girl bye they hung out like once with a bunch of other people you guys are DELUSIONAL ?!:&:&23&

also if you hear the lyric “he’s so bad but does it so well” and think mgg u need help bcuz that man is anything but bad he writes children’s book and wears funky outfits

can i b real with you guys. i think the eldest daughter thing has lost all meaning..... many of these guys are simply eldest sons. eldest daughter syndrome needs an inherent lack of trust and respect despite all responsibility placed on them. entitlement is very much eldest son behaviour. aegon is not eldest daughter that man is an eldest son for sure. kendall roy.... ill not speak on that man. i know a piranha pond when i see it. but know he is part of this post.

I'm so sorry Sam girls but Sam would not call Dean "Dee" as a nickname. Dean isn't very nicknameable and Sam's not that nickname guy. Unfortunate I know.

the plan

Kris plays the guitar like he’s cumming & Jan plays the guitar like he’s trying to make it cum. aaand send post

i can't believe sonic prime made sonadow real

alright if no one else is gonna say it i will. crowley looked unbearably horny when he made aziraphale try human food. i have never seen such powerful carnal desire ever in the history of television.

Need a man who precums like a faucet

(inspired by @/proudfreakmetarusonniku's poll here)

he polluted mother lake with his vaginal discharge but his cunt is flawless so it helps the environment

how it feels like to be in the clone high fanbase when you don’t like tophabe at all

it's a popular take that talia speaks Like That because she's had a very formal education of english as a foreign language but have you considered she's just autistic and also enjoys the drama and pathos of it all