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misterknoxville · 2 years

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Should we pull it?

#Steve o #steveo #stephen glover #jackass #graham bensinger #omg the way he says ‘That’s Not Good…’#was so cute #and I adore his fiancé so much #Lux is so cute she’s not even mad #sorry honey..#omg #AAA #i love you both #also this video is just fucking hilarious #why did he do that #silly #he was like hold on what if…. this is fucking rad

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wasyago · 4 months

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welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

#guys with freaky eyes <3 #i really didn't expect season 10 to be so soon what do i do now...#very sorry to all the naruto girlies. there might be a lot of minecraft art for a while 😔 bud ninja stuff is coming too eventually #anyways! about the drawing:#decided to turn hypno into the 'bug tango with 4 arms and antennae' variant instead of a regular one because it's just more fun and unique;#and tango is in his dungeon master color pallett because his regular one looked a bit plain.#and i think hypnosis really fits the theme of a dungeon master and wrangling ravagers.#plus i wanted to use the design i drew a while ago at least once #oh also yeah hypno is a bee here because of his honey shop and stuffs #hypnotizd #tangotek #hermitcraft #my art #sketch #season 10 fanart is coming but later. i wanna post everything in the order it was drawn. so...

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kaybzzart · 9 months

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"Being the farmer's husband isn't always easy :')"

Inspired by my actual playthrough, almost dying in the mines one day, getting the junimo plush the next day.

(There's like - 3 different coloring styles here. I'm still trying to figure that out ahah)

#took me some time #but i'm pretty happy with the result #harvey is suffering sorry honey #it's a classic sdv experience i guess #i try to be funny #i hope to get a chuckle out of y'all #stardew valley #art #my art #sdv #sdv harvey #harvey stardew valley #sdv farmer #stardew valley harvey #stardew fanart #stardew farmer #farmer x harvey #mustachio man tag

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wraithwen · 4 months

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🦑 prince of fools 🦑

#SORRY I'VE BEEN OUT OF IT!!!#art #theon greyjoy #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #yes honey that comet is for you don't worry about it

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st-hedge · 1 year

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Give the king a moment he just woke up

#legend of zelda #ganondorf #tears of the kingdom #loz: totk #Ganon honey sweetie I respect u so much I’m sorry for objectifying u #but when I see a handsome man built like a brick house #all rational thought leaves my quarter of a brain cell #whenever I opened the reference pic I forgot what I was doing #I wish I was kidding #I just think that MEN

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joethesparkle · 8 months

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ok here's my alternate prediction

#my art #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #terzo #papa emeritus iii #as much as i love terzo i also love to make fun of him #terzo honey its over im sorry #i make these silly doodles to cope with my increasing fear for copias safety

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schwarzgeier · 2 months

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Am I aware that Replika units probably power on perfectly everytime and are built for efficiency? Yes.

Is that gonna stop me, from headcanoning Falke as a non-morning person? N o.

#signalis #signalis fanart #falke #falke signalis #also yes im aware thats not the right font for text but its 4 am and i cant be bothered to find the og one #and no i dont know it spaces the letters so weirdly im sorry #i just wanna cosplay adler and daydream about a tall girlboss that takes care of my problems #“babe its 4 am time for your boss fight this cycle ” “yes honey”#my art

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jfksbrainmatter · 2 months

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personal space heater. 🤍

miguel o’hara x reader

genre : fluff 🧸

summary : you’re cold, miguel warms you up. <3

author note : i wrote this while shivering to death (vv self-indulgent)

wc : 316

you came home late from work in the dead of winter, cursing yourself for picking up extra hours while walking to your bedroom. miguel, your boyfriend, was snoring peacefully in bed, warm and cozy. when you slipped off your uniform you realized just how cold the air around you was. you threw on one of miguel’s t-shirts (that was two sizes too big) and fought against the shivers radiating in your chest. after taking down your hair and washing your face, you rush to crawl into bed next to miguel, feeling his warmth envelope you as his soft snores fill the room.

as you scoot closer to miguel, you feel him stir from the touch of your cold hands on his body, his snores stopped filling the air around you. shit. you huddle close to him, not caring about having woken him up and searching for any kind of warmth as he groans and squirms from the shocking cold of your touch.

“what the hell amor?” miguel grumbly mumbles, voice thick and deliciously raspy with sleep. “sorry m-miggy i’m jus’ so c-cold” you respond in a quivering tone. miguel sighs, rolling on his side and pulling you to press into his chest, your ice cold hands reaching under his shirt making him jump. “hey- watch it….” he says as a warning, not having any real threat behind his words.

“you’re like a damn space heater baby…” you giggle softly as you whisper to him, your whole body shivering as miguel rubs his giant hands over your arms and back to stop them. i mean- his poor baby is cold, he has to help her get warm somehow!! miguel finally wraps his arms around you, kissing your head lazily and sighing.

“go to sleep corazón, you had a long day at work..” he rests his head against yours as you slowly fall asleep in his warm, comfy arms.

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irinviolet · 3 months

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A small drizzle of honey on your pie, well actually a lot more then that...

Here`s the slices you`ve asked all asked for <3

#bg3 #digital art #my art #baldur's gate 3 #illustration #halsin #bg3 halsin #sketch #sorry for the lack of cake again #more baking halsin #that one person that commented about the drizzle of honey I hope you like it

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ruthflemwad · 9 months

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some hatchetfield text posts bc why not

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cordiallyfuturedwight · 2 months

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i'll melt your heart into two @jkvjimin ♡

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hotvintagepoll · 3 months

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Propaganda

Dolores Hart (Wild is the Wind, King Creole)—She's the only famous movie star I know who gave up her career to become a nun, which is interesting.

Eartha Kitt (Anna Lucasta, St. Louis Blues)—My friend and I have a saying: NOBODY is Eartha Kitt. A thousand have tried, and they've all come up empty and will continue to do so. Everyone knows her for something: from "Santa Baby" to Yzma in Emperor's New Groove to Catwoman to making Lady Bird Johnson cry for the Vietnam War. She was a master of comedy and sex, an extremely vocal activist, and she aged like fine wine... I honestly don't know what I can say about her that hasn't already been said, so I'll stick to linking all my propaganda. Like what else do you want from me. She was iconic at everything she ever did. Literally name another. How can anyone even think of her and not want to absolutely drown?

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Dolores Hart propaganda:

Eartha Kitt propaganda:

"A hot vintage woman who was not just known for her voice, beauty, poise, and presence, but also her unapologetic ways of speaking about how she was mistreated in the show business as a girl who grew up on cotton fields in South Carolina in the 1930s through the 1940s coming to Broadway first and then Hollywood."

"Have you watched her sing?? Have you seen her face?? Have you heard her talk?? How could you not fall instantly in love. She makes me incoherent with how hot she is."

"She can ACT she can SING she can speak FOUR LANGUAGES she is a GODDESS!!! Although she is (rightfully) remembered for her singing, TV appearances (Catwoman my beloved), and later film roles, her early appearances in film are no less impressive or noteworthy!! She’s an amazing actress with so much charisma in every role. She was also blacklisted from Hollywood for 10 years for criticizing the Johnson administration/Vietnam War, so. Iconic. Also Orson Welles apparently called her “the most exciting woman in the world.”

"She had such a stunning, remarkable appearance, like she could tear you to shreds with just a glance- but the most undeniable part of her hotness was her voice, and it makes sense that it's what most people nowadays know her for. Nothing encapsulates the sheer magnetism of her singing better than this clip of her and Nat King Cole in St. Louis Blues, she pops in at 2:49. Also I know it's post-1970 but her song that was cut from Emperor's New Groove is likely to make you feel Feelings."

Even with as racist as Hollywood was in the 1950s and 60s, Eartha Kitt STILL managed to have a thriving career. She also once had a threesome with Paul Newman and James Dean, and called out LBJ over the Vietnam War so hard that it made First Lady Johnson cry. Eartha Kitt was talented, sexy, and a total badass activist.

#eartha kitt #dolores hart #hotvintagepoll #ladies 1 #fuck that old woman #....dolores honey i'm so sorry that propaganda sucks

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chawliekin · 23 days

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and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

#dennis thinks he’s losing his edge and mac thinks he’s perfect anyway #mac feels like no one in his life has ever needed him enough to stay but dennis can’t stay away #IM ILLLLLL about these men from the world’s stupidest sitcom #sorry if this got a little freudian I don’t LITERALLY mean it in the sense that mac/dennis are seeking something that reminds them of their #parents (gross) (although pretty character accurate to the SINNED system)#but rather that our childhoods teach us what we should expect and look out for in life #and it never really leaves us #this all stemmed from me contemplating MADMTTS and how it would’ve made way more sense for mac (high energy adhd) to be out in the world #and dennis (bpd anger issues) to be indoors free from the triggers of the world #but they INSISTED on mac being housewife dennis being breadwinner #same as their little battle over supposed roles/dynamics as hugh honey/vic vinegar/brian lefevre etc #you are two queer men why on earth do you care about sticking to heterosexual gender roles #but it was never about the gender roles it was about what they self-assign their value to…#mac and dennis #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #macdennis #macden

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gojosattoru · 6 months

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★ RYOMEN SUKUNA PHONE WALLPAPERS ★ -> requested by anon Hope you like it darling! Thank you for your request! Had loads of fun!! <33333~~ Hope they look good!! Sorry for being so late!

COMMISSIONS/KO-FI AND REQUESTS OPEN!!!

#jjk #jjkedit #jujutsu kaisen #jjkdaily #jujutsukaisen net #anisource #animangaboys #dailyanime #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #myphonewallpapers #requests #wallpapers #heya honey!!! so sorry for being so late!!#but i hope you like it!!#i tried my best to make some awesome wallpapers!#really hope it was like you hoped for! enjoy them ^^#thank you so much for your request!!#wish you a lovely day/night!

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spiderzlover · 10 months

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Shiver teaches you how to make moneys🤑

#She's just silly #TEAM MONEY FTW #First time I'm not on Frye's team #sorry honey #splatoon 3 #splatoon #shiver splatoon #splatfest #leyko drawz

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lesbianlotties · 11 months

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can you believe that shauna had an affair, killed and dismembered a man, hid the body, lied to the police, got her daughter involved, ran away to a cult, and nearly got hunted to death to be sacrificed to a wilderness god..... because no one wanted to buy jeff's furniture???? 😭😭😭

#'honey my business is failing so your friend from high school must give me 50k in cash and then die sorry :('#yellowjackets

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