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mellowmin · 6 months

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Lmao I'm on a fnaf frenzy sorry not sorry

But I was just thinking who in mha would be good for a watch party and these are my thoughts so far:

FNAF Movie Spoilers ahead!

• Jirou is a casual enjoyer, got into the fandom because of the music lol so she loves The Living Tombstone and wants to see if they'll make it to the movie's soundtrack. Her fave song would be I got no time (not bc its my obsession at the moment or anything lol what).

She would put on an all black outfit with striped sleeves and leg warmers, do some loosely puppet inspired make up and call it a day.

• Tokoyami bc of course, come on. Look at him -a horror kid and a theater kid at the same time- he can't not like fnaf come on dude like.

His fave game would probs be Fnaf4 or maybe a fanmade like TJOC or Jr's.

What I'm still debating on is whether or not he would dress up for the movie (maybe like a securitiy guard or like puppet?? Or perhaps he'd just wear a formal suit Idk)

• Shinsou also just gives me the vibe, but I feel like he'd be a little more interested in the lore than the games, like he would play the easier ones but the more stressful games? Lol no he'll just watch Mark suffer for him. Thinks Security Breach sucks though.

He'd be one of those people complaining about the fort scene but Deku shuts him up real fast on that one (THEY'RE KIDS SHINSOU THE GHOSTS ARE LITTLE CHILDREN AND BESIDES IT'S RELATED TO THE PLO-)

Would dress up as either grunge or cunty purple guy

• DEKU OMG DEKU DUDE. A HARDCORE FAN. He's Mathew Patrick's no1 follower, probably follows every single one of his channels and is basically just a matpat 2.0 when it comes to making theories to be honest.

He's consumed every single piece of fnaf media possible and goes crazy analyzing every single detail on this film. I feel like talking/ranting/gushing to him ab this movie would be so much fun (but you have to be somewhat well-versed in the lore lol).

Screams through 60% of the movie, whether it is from goddamn Balloon Boy or from excitement. Will rewatch it any time he has the chance to.

Also he'd probably like the super complicated games like Fnaf2, Sister Location or UCM on all max lol. Would dress up but keep it lowkey (like a brown shirt, a little hat and Freddy ears omg what a cutie)

• Maybe Kaminari? But I feel like he'd only play Security Breach or the roblox versions of the games lmao.

He'd simp hard for Vanny/Vanessa while still being scared shitless of her chases. Other than that he'd probably rather just watch his friends play the games from a safe distance (and with the lights on). Simps hard for both Mike and Vanessa in the movie lol (maybe Afton too? Who knows).

In it for the memes 100%, he WILL start singing 'harr harr harr harr harr' in the theater at any point in the movie if he's not supervised.

Would dress up either matching deku or as toy chica (and I mean obnoxious game-accurate make up, hot pink booty shorts, a crop top and the apron- only because they told him he wasn't allowed in the theater without a shirt on)

That's it lmao but you can add anything in the tags/comments

#fnaf #fnaf movie #bnha #mha #mha hcs #midoriya izuku #shinso hitoshi #tokoyami fumigake #jirou kyouka #kaminari denki

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crimsonandcloverwrites · 3 years

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bhah ch7 can’t stop won’t stop

lmao Dani being like ‘we should wait to discuss kids til after we’re married’ yes doesn’t seem like a giant thing u should make sure u agree on before u make a major commitment at all

Dani is so in love with Jamie sdjkhdfkjg driving to her house on instinct and just like...gazing at her in her old t-shirt and sweats like you’ve finally seen the light girl just kiss her already

god I can’t believe I have 2 more chapters of them as adults just being the absolute perfect match for each other to get through before they finally kiss in ch 11 (i’m maninfesting it no one say anything) I am literally going to scream. Dani will like... feel a little off and it’s all “i need to go to Jamie’s house and also tell Jamie everything and she will make me tea and let me be myself without all the expectations and I will feel better” I AM VERY HAPPY SHE CAN BE THAT FOR YOU BUT ALSO CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE MS CLAYTON (actually I think she kind of does but she must extract herself from her real life first I guess)

oh no the new chapter is almost here I still have so much to read

forget ‘there was only one bed’ this is now a ‘there was only one tent’ stan blog only

thirsty Dani truly is the funniest I am so sorry ur suffering is so entertaining. Dani: literally whacks her finger with a mallet bc horny for Jamie. Me: uncontrollable chortling

the idea of Dani wrangling 8 year olds that are probably just about as tall as her is too funny. tiny legend

aww the lil background Hannah and Owen moments. cute

Dani in a big ol’ straw hat pls that’s so cute

this Jackie and Jamie situation..... GIVE US THE DEETS

hmmmmnnnnnngggg Jamie just straight down on her knees in front of Dani to tie her shoe lace I will absolutely let u have this gay panic Dani u don’t deserve to be made fun of right now

Jamie “I have a story” absolutely NOT

Viola, emerging from the lake in this no ghosts childhood friends story: surprise bitch

these two drunk idiots are literally teenagers dsjkhdfkgjh just get in ur tent

Dani, drunk in a tiny tent w the love of her life: hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

when we finally get a Jamie on her knees redemption moment-

Dani, drunk in a tiny tent w the love of her life currently taking her clothing off: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck (y’all really wanted to torture her this chapt huh?)

“dawn was a saffron colored suggestion peeking through a pinhole gap in the tent’s zipper” god that’s a pretty sentence can i pls borrow some talent

Jamie and Dani w kids is sooooo cute they have such a nice balance between them

just thinking about if teenage Jamie desperately in love w her bestie could see things now Dani being all into her w all her lingering looks etc how the fuckin turn tables

“Dani kept a firm grip on her sanity” lol

oh my god they’re both drenched in the tent w the soft lamplight and only their own bodyheat to keep warm whatever will they do

oh wait they also have the heat of their burning attraction to each other they’ll be toasty as anything

hhhhngggg abs

that’s like 4 mentions of Jamie on her knees aklhfdkjgkdjh enough

lads is it gay to imagine running ur fingertips over the scar on your friends back before pressing ur lips to it or...?

Jamie taking the time to teach Dani car things aww

lol not the smutty book

eddie honking at her gets so under my skin like my dude... my guy... stop

Dani thinking so hard about rain damp Jamie and how much she wanted to jump her while she’s in the car w her boyf and MIL. girl

imagine if we had to sit through a dani and eddie wedding before she finally managed to call this off how cursed

ayoooo Carson’s show I cannot wait. omg we get it this chapter too gbless this really is the Dani suffering hours

Jamie just so casually like.... not even flirting w Dani it’s all just kinda observations but every other thing she says makes Dani stop breathing skdhfdkfjh this is so good

Dani has like... a lack of object permanence but with Jamie feelings ok

pleeease the Dani Carson road trip that’s so cute I can just imagine what fun they would have had

uuughhh i wanna go to a sweaty bar n listen to loud music again

also would like a Jamie to press their hand to my lower back n make me lose my mind in a sweaty bar to loud music

this lil jamie dani carson trio is my faaaave

“Girls must be all over you.” and Jamie choking on her drink dsfkjsdhkf oh Dani u beautiful naive angel. god that’s so funny

Robin instantly going for Jamie... same bro

Carson’s lil found family band pls my heart is so full

Carson calling them his sisters n Jamie freezing up bby when are u going to accept these people care abt u and love u like family

Robin is so brazenly just like ‘ur hot’. a voice of the people i love her

Dani being lowkey jealous as IF Ms Taylor has eyes for anyone else babe

Carson knoooowwwwws. When do we get the Carson O’Mara biopic please I want his takes on everything I know they’re excellent

oh my god Jamie knowing Dani’s fave kind of pizza pls I love that so much (I can’t remember if it’s been mentioned in the past few chapters but I remember her being mad that Eddie didn’t in CH1? i love this lil detail) (also I literally just ate vegge pizza I feel so immersed in this experience)

dfkgjhdfkjgh Jamie licking her finger and Dani completely combusting this is so entertaining

fuck n then it gets all soft and about how they’ve been in love their whole lives this is emotional whiplash

Jamie constantly in protector mode but in this really quiet comforting way is so sweet I love her so much

god I just feel so bad for Dani that this kind of insane electricity she has with Jamie has probably never been a thing in her relationship w Ed bby u deserve someone that makes u feel like this

awww Carsons bf

Dani’s soul leaving her body when she sees them kissing oh no

Jamie giving Dani her jacket pleeease I am dying here... the romance of it all

and shariing cigarettes and intense looks these two really are somethin else

lmao even Robin is picking up on their vibes you two could level a building with the amount of tension between u

Dani’s moment of Realisation abt Carson n Jamie just being like... well yeah

lmao Dani subtly trying to figure out if Jamie is gettin’ it sdkgdfhkjgh

when these do two finally get together both of them are gonna be like... taken out by all of this. Dani has only ever known Eddie who just does not get her (and the fact that she is a lesbian so she’s never had real feelings for him in that way) and it seems like Jamie has only ever had surface level relationships with people who never really got her either (while also being in love w her best friend who she never thought would love her back). there’s no way this is wont eventually make at least one person cry a bunch (probably me) with how right all of it is

god Dani is so horny for Jamie sdflkdfjgkfdj preemptive RIP for Ms Taylor when Dani finally does get to live out all these daydreams on her I just know someones gonna end up pulling somethin

Does Dani like.... get that she will never love Edmund that way like is she fully aware of the fact she loves him but she’s not in love with him and all these feelings for Jamie aren’t just because it’s Jamie but because she’s not straight??? have we gone on that journey yet

aw Ed waited up for her

the book the book the book

dsfkdhfgkj oh Dani

“Jamie on her knees, looking up at her” listen-

girl u are so fucked

SIX. SIX MENTIONS OF JAMIE ON HER KNEES pls

THE DREAM

who could this possibly be about hmmmm Dani

christ

THE MEASURES SHE TAKES TO DEAL WITH THE DREAM lordt

“baffled but excited” i think is how I almost always picture eddie lol

dang get it girl take control

aw dani u poor confused little duck. i just wanna give her a hug

Dani dressed as Dorothy is awfuly cute

heh Jamie as a wolf i love her fursona

lmao toto

of course Jamie is well aquainted with the bleachers. cheeky. oh no not the art room. Dani dying inside and then imagining herself there with Jamie girl has got it baaaad u poor lil repressed gayby

Dani is... so thirsty... goddamn

lmao Jamie blatantly checking her out are u trying to kill her she already wants to rip ur clothes off

“To the third floor art room?” dfksdhfgkjdfhgjdhf imagine if this was it they just banged it out in the art room right now n got things sorted

god they go from horny to soft so quick i love the ways they care about each other

Jamie saying the scarecrow costume is fitting for Eddie PLEASE

ooh the infamous hickey

What Dani deseves: snuggles. What Dani recieves: struggles

the MEMES. god bless the memes

this was an excellent companion for my Wednesday hopefully I can churn through the rest of em before we are blessed w ch11 amen

#bhah

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taylorkellyreporting · 3 years

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my best friend convinced me to catch up on grey’s. i’m most likely going to regret doing this lmao.

“too bad there’s no sappy love songs about the part where your husband leaves you, you cry every time you see his toothbrush so you’re living on your best friends couch.” oh my baby jo i just wanna hug her damn you alex karev!!

“you’re probably not one to judge someone for leaving town with no goodbye or return date” 😭😭

completely forgot about deluca

skipping towen scenes is self care 😌

woahhh forgot that vic and jackson were dating…tf was that all about?

why is he so weirded out by her rooming with dean?

they handled this deluca storyline so badly omg

teddy will always be inferior to amelia that’s just facts

i know meredith is not ellen but hearing her complain ab billionaires when she makes shit tons an episode is really funny to me i’m sorry

another thing i forgot is how much of an asshole richard is

he’s bribing tom and i’m supposed to believe he’s different?

wow she doesn’t love him that much

🗣I’LL DO IT BECAUSE OF HOW WELL HE LOVED ME

feel like pure shit just want jolex back

“we’ve both seen people cling to their scalpels longer than they should have.” i wonder if he’s thinking about burk and the whole situation after he was shot

wow he’s going to take the money

i would’ve thrown my drink in deluca’s face, too

i love amelink so much why’d they break them up 😩

“it’s not karev anymore” FUCK

GODDDD SHE’S STILL WEARING HER RINGS

she just took them off right after i got done typing but STILL

mmm i don’t really like helm if i’m honest

“hunt and ka…jo” why does this hurt so bad

i just don’t understand why they couldn’t believe deluca

why do i feel like this rushing thing is going to bite meredith in the ass…

cannot imagine giving up my entire life for owen of all men

fuck everyone for not believing deluca and fuck the grey’s writers for portraying mental illness in the way that they have

meredith is way too old (and ugly)for deluca how did the writers ever think that they made an appealing couple

aww jackson’s bonding with his dad 🥺

“jo, that time in my mom’s basement was a one time thing, i’m a gay man.” PLEASE 😭😭

feels so good to see jo laughing again 🥺

jo calling alex her ex husband is causing me physical pain like yes i know that’s what he is but ouch

despite the deluca storyline, this ep was really good.

gonna try to watch this next ep but ngl i might skip it cause i just don’t care about teddy and her past

hayes looks damn good in a suit

“i hope i wasn’t supposed to bring my kids” kid. one kid. leo is amelia’s and always will be. sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

now what does catherine want?

catherine moaning wasn’t something i ever wanted to hear…i am traumatized

love seeing maggie kiss someone who isn’t her brother get some queen!!!

wait did they hook up or was that imaginary?

let me guess, maggie and richard have the uncertain futures while hayes and teddy have to confront hard memories?

hayes looks a lot better without hair

“it’s okay to fall in love again, you have my permission.” she’s a better woman than me bc i would’ve been like “fall in love again and i’ll haunt your ass.”

oh wow her girlfriend knew the whole entire time

teddy really named her daughter after the woman she was having an affair with sjdjfjfjdjs

HE’S BEEN A HALLUCINATION THIS WHOLE TIME?????? OH MY GOD???

damn that was a really really good episode

there’s meme of him? 😭😭

i find it so funny how unfunny that meme was. they could have done so much better pls

lmfaooo “you had a good run!”

damn. poor tom.

that meme format is so outdated 😭

fjgjfjdjs not her breaking into song 😭😭

“how do you fix it?” “singing lessons” lmfaooo

that scene with richard was so intense

lmao all that drama for braxton hicks

whew that episode was great

i really like daya, i hope nothing happens to her

carina deluca my beloved<3

woah did not think it had to do with the replacement

did the writers really think having bailey with amelia while she’s giving birth was a good idea? the woman just had a miscarriage my gosh. will never forgive the writers for the storyline btw

“i’m okay, i just need a second” you’re standing over an open body???

lmaooo he’s dating her teacher

bailey is doing for amelia what george did for her when she was giving birth to ben i’m going to cry

as much as i love this moment between them, i really wish it was link and meredith with her instead

ON SPEAKER????

he knows damn well that was not a wedding gift 😭

that must’ve been so bittersweet for bailey

now owen knows how it feels

PLEASE jackson��s face when richard yanked his hand away from catherine’s 😭😭😭😭

she really thought he’d welcome her back to him with open arms even after everything she did i-

this bitch is evil she really had sex with tom and then immediately put on her wedding dress and had her engagement ring on her opposite hand like????

#grey’s lb #long post #grey’s anatomy #jolex #amelink #meredith grey #amelia shepherd #atticus lincoln #jo wilson #miranda bailey #richard webber #maggie pierce #jackson avery #andrew deluca #cormac hayes

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 02.04.21 lb

vansh is talking to riddhima’s pic and all “tum hamesha zinda rahogi..... meri yaadon mein..... kahaan chali gayi ho tum riddhima????” alkdjlskdjslakdjlaskdjlk he’s literally this meme...

vansh: i lost my riddhima.............. 😥😥😥

riddhima [voice coming from a distance]: quit telling everyone i’m dead, you gargantuan dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vansh: sometimes i still hear her voice........................ 🥺🥺🥺

lmao he still can’t stop flashing back to the kiss tho. dude you are honestly so damn stupid. she’s so willing to get down and dirty, koi toh scar, birthmark, nishaan, kuch toh hoga uske body pe that you can check for while getting nasty.

hallucination!riddhima is here to seduce him. lmao yeh toh sapne mein bhi peecha nahi chhodti. i love it.

haaaaye, he’s just sitting there making sweet heart eyes at her. it’s kinda cute.

OH MAN THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD HEARTMELT KINDA SCENE WHERE RRAHUL AND HELLY ARE KILLING IT WITH THEIR CHEMISTRY AND NOW I’M ANGRY THAT THEY’RE STUCK IN THIS FUCKALL SHOW WITH THESE DUMBASS CHARACTERS. THEY HAD SO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. thank god OTT is at least giving this much hotness.

shit i kinda miss screencapping now coz unf, their faces are so pretty. esp. in this candlelight. and rrahul’s puppy eyes, *sigh*

these two have a functional relationship only in dreams.

there’s a bed right behind her in that room, why is she sleeping in this chair like this???

ok mans confused as hell if this is his riddhima or not.

aaaaaaaaaand he remembered all her dhokas and is like NOPE. NOT MINE. kinda feel bad for him, but then writing that recap I did today reminded me of the numerous dhokas HE gave her and now i have no sympathy. suffer, fool. literally die in your tadap idgaf.

is there something in the water of this house these days, coz all the ladies are forever DTF. bechaara angre trying to slow things down but........... nope. sis just wants orgasms, not conversations about hopes and dreams and what not.

lol angre ko achche se mil raha hai, vansh ko at least sapne mein mil raha hai..... poor aryan, idhar lollipop ladki isko ghaas tak nahi daal rahi.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE LITERALLY SAID “VANSH IS A MAGICIAN. I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE HIM IN THE ROBE, HAT, AND THE WAND.”

i’m sorry, i just had to.

aryan’s like badaaaaaaaa pyaar aa raha hai uspar? and she’s like i just.................. “admire” him. hmmmm.

aryan ke andar ka typical desi mard jaag utha and he’s all tu meri bandi hai, you gotta do what i say and lollipop ladki quite rightly shut his ass down. damn i think i might like her?????

someone’s sending aryan messages about riddhima being alive and asking for 2 crores WHICH HE INSTANTLYYYYY AGREED TO. DAMN, I NEED SOME RICH IDIOTS TO EXPLOIT THIS EASY.

gun leke nikal gaya woh. are we sure aryan isn’t a delhi boy????

lollipop ladki is here in vansh’s secret room and he’s like wtf, how???? and she was like, that bookshelf waala rasta was open, toh main aa gayi. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ LMAO I THINK YOU NEED TO MAYBE SHIFT TO ANOTHER SECRET ROOM VANSH. LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE THIS ONE IS.

lollipop ladki’s got zeroooooooo wafaadari to aryan and i love it. so does vansh. halki halki respect dikh rahi hai uski aankhon mein at how she’s playing baby bro.

ugh aryan found riddhima.

seeeeeedha gun taan diya. yaar tum raisinghania bhaiyyon ko yeh kya keeda hai har waqt bandook leke baat karne ka?????

angre is here to save bhaabiji................

riddhima trying to wriggle outta it saying she’s not riddhima; aryan’s like idc, you have her thopdaaaaaa, you gotta die. poor helly shah’s face.

angre/aryan haathapaaai as angre screams his face off at riddhima’s dumb ass to fucken runnnnnn already.

riddhima refusing to leave angre. ABBE OH MANHOOSON ABHI TUM DONO KO SOOJA HAI BHAABI DEVAR WAALA PYAAR PEHLE NAHI HO SAKTA THA SO THAT THIS FUCKING SITUATION DIDN’T ARISE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

OH MOTHERFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOO ARYAN SHOT ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RIGHT IN THE HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

riddhima ki hattttttt gayi at that and she picked up the gun and shot at aryan for that. fucking amazing, i love it. she couldn’t bring herself to shoot at kabir for vansh, but jhatttttt se she could murder aryan for angre. see? platonic relationships >>>>>>>>>> romantic relationships, every. single. time.

angre giving speech about how he told her yest that he’d give up his life to protect her, and thus her dumb ass should be running rn or this is all gonna go to waste. oh man, don’t tell me angre’s dying. abhi abhi toh usse biwi ka pyaar naseeb hua tha.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. HE CAN’T BE DEAD!??!?!? CAN HE????????/

ARYAN MADARCHOD TERE KO TOH MARNA HI HOGA AB. PATA NAHI KISKE HAATH ZAAYA HOGA TU, LEKIN LORD, I HOPE VANSH AND RIDDHIMA AND LOLLIPOP GIRL TAG TEAM AND PISTOL WHIP THE FUCK OUTTA YOU.

lmao aryan is such a dumbass; he’s like dadi will believe this video i make of riddhima being alive, and the video just has a shot of her running away with back to camera, no face whatsoever. this is literally why no one takes you seriously, bro.

precap: yet another vansh/riddhima shower scene tomm. andddddddddd riddhima pulls a gun on him. seems like an episode written especialllllly for my sensibilities!!!!

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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bruhkit · 3 years

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2020 eoy ask meme

no one asked but i like sharing so here! also heres the link to the ask meme if u wanna do it urself b/c like fuck waiting 2 b asked questions. here’s me reminiscing on the yr of our devil 2020

Song of the year?

hmmmm. my most played song on spotify was mama mia by austin weber but idk if that came out this year uhhh... i really liked monster by kp. obsidian was very cute c:

Album of the year?

PUNISHER BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!!!!!! 10/10 EXCELLENT DEPRESSION ALBUM also v existential and end of the world themed- v on brand for 2020.

Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?

imma have to go phoebe bridgers on this one as well. her voice just cuts cool and clean like water and her lyrics are just *chefs kiss* lov her

Movie of the year?

lmao movies came out this year? jk but tbh with covid i didn’t really get much of a chance to watch any new movies. ooo but the short “if anything happens i love you” on netflix was really good i cried like 3 mins into watching it.

TV show of the year?

the good place!!! i just remember getting really into it at the beginning of this year so much that i started saying forking and stuff lol. it’s such a cute show with such a good wholesome message about bettering urself. 10/10 would recommend.

Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you?

tbh i do not watch shows only youtube so i’m just gonna say unus annus was super cool and i lov my goofy bois

Favorite actor of the year?

BASIC ANSWER BUT IDK EMILIA CLARKE IS SOOO CUTE!!! when quarantine started i watched like all 8 seasons of got and sheesh, khalisee b so fine wtf.

Game of the year?

i am not a gamer but among us was p fun. i played a looooooottt of it. i remember there was a week where i was literally staying up every night to play among us with different friend groups lol it was fun.

Best month for you this year?

uhj. do u realize what year this was.,., lol. jk i think probably just sometime in the summer when i was j chilling with no major responsibilities and getting in call with my friends all the time and hanging with my fam.

Something that made you cry this year?

bf might go to taiwan :(( cried abt it to him literally yesterday tho i just ew. long distance crimg. also it’s kinda funny bc in my past relationship my ex like memorized the time difference for taiwan and did long distance calls over discord for their past relationship and i was like bruh crimg i would never do that shit but here i am haha -_-.

Something you want to do again next year?

get railed! jkjk uhhh idk ig playing games with friends more and being more social. friend groups r nice to have.

Talk about a new friend you made this year?

mmmm it’s not that we weren’t friends but max and i got to b very close friends over quarantine and it’s very cool. also sloane was v cool even tho i suck at uh. consistently conversing with people. also kennedy and alice r very cool and i like talking to them abt being degenerates lol.

How was your birthday this year?

IT WAS AWESOMWQ!!! my friends drove and gave me gifts and i was v happy ab it :)! i got a thicc gaster keychain which tbh is the sexiest thing i’ve ever been given. love my homies all my homies r sexy.

Favorite book you read this year?

Frankenstein was pretty good ngl some school reading kind of smacks.

What’s a bad habit you picked up this year?

hehgehghe uh. bad @ respondibg to message. bad @ being consistent with school work. i also haven’t practiced a lot which is rlly bad b/c uh. music major. quarantine rlly has me depressed out here with no effort but tbh i think i’ve been sinking into that for a while. i def am gonna need to be stricter with myself next year.

Post a picture from the beginning of the year?

me with the homies

Post a picture from the end of the year?

my hair is short!

A memorable meal this year?

had pad thai for the first time. it was v good.

What’re you excited about for next year?

COVID VACCINE. SEEING MY FRIENDS BRUHGHG I WANNA HUG MY HOMIES SO MUCHHCHCH. I WANNA GO TO CLASSS. I’M SO TIRED BRUH.

What’s something you learned this year?

uh that i am not insane also that i am bi. tbh i think i’ve been bi for a while i just like. hated men and didn’t ever rlly find any interest in dating them b/c all the dudes in hs are crusty. but i have a bf and it’s pretty pog so.. :P. it is what it is.

What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year?

uhhhh h h. i have a tv and i remodeled my room so i can watch my tv from my bed? idk i’ve just been home it’s the same p much.

Favorite place you visited this year?

i went literally nowhere this year fuck covid. i guess going to parks and walking around was pretty cool, also skating but the allen skate park is like. full of 8 year olds doing full on ollies and shit. lowk intimidating

If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

i’m sorry that you think you need to put up with this. and i’m sorry that you feel insane, you’re not you just need to get out of that relationship. if something doesn’t feel right you should go, also never let someone explain ur feelings to u again. u know how u feel and no amount of therapizing will make how u feel go away. that being said focus on urself bbg and maybe apply urself more to school and just say whatever b/c no one rlly cares that much. also don’t ghost people bc it’s shitty and makes people feel bad.

Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

lol i dont remember if i had any. i think i just wanted to be like, happy. which i am :) i think this year i should def focus on school more and fitness bc i wanna get MUSCLE .

#eoty meme #no one asked but idk i love doing ask memes

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thatlittledandere · 4 years

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 15, 16, 17, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 31 and 40 for that shipper ask meme (sorry for picking so many but those questions are GOOD)

You're right, they absolutely are. I'm sorry in advance that this is gonna be LONG and I'm on mobile so I can't even add a read more;;

1. Talk about the first ship you ever had

So I'm SURE there were relationships I was invested in in movies and cartoons I watched as a child (I've always been a sucker for romance, even though there was that period when I didn't want to admit it) but I can't remember anything from very far back;; So it was either Ron and Hermione from Harry Potter or Ichigo and Masaya from Tokyo Mew Mew, whichever I read first.

2. Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life

GOSH. You can't do this to me. I guess Romione because it was the time in my preteens when I was becoming more aware of... stuff, in general, abs the two cemented my love for friends-to-lovers. Then Ioryuu, because I've never been AS invested in and passionate about a ship before and likely never will. Nothing can compare to that intensity and ngl I miss it;; I miss the genuine hype I felt in my heart that made me interact with people and make things. So many things. I honestly can't think of a third one with such a lasting impact, sorry;;

3. What's your current OTP?

I imagine Souyo scenarios in my head every night before falling sleep and every morning after waking up, this is not a joke not an exaggeration. I still feel a little traitorous saying this on tumblr but their dynamic IS somewhat similar to the way I see Ioryuu so-

4. What's your current NoTP?

I don't think I have one? I have dislikes, some of them strong, but I don't see any of them often enough to be, like, actively angry. I have better uses for my time than willingly exposing myself to stuff I don't like.

5. Do you have any poly ships?

Not generally, juggling two characters is enough work lol. The only poly ships I've ever really actively shipped are Niels, Duncan and Natalie from the web comic Niels And the Gang by humon and Kinatsuen from Boueibu, but neither are actively on my mind much these days.

8. Have you ever shipped yourself with a character?

BOY HAVE I EVER. I've seen someone on tumblr have a side blog for self-shopping and not gonna lie, it's an excellent idea. My late teens were spent reading character x reader fics on Quotev and I started my fic career with the same genre. I don't really know what to do with myself when I DON'T actively ship myself with a character, which is my state of being now that Yosuke surpassed Yoosung as my favorite character;; Ibushi and Yoosung are the biggest ones but man oh boy I have shipped myself with characters from early age and I'm showing no signs of stopping! There's a reason that I main dating sims.

15. Have you ever "shipped at first sight"?

Not for long. I SUCK at forming first impressions. Usually if I start thinking I'll ship something, I end up not being so invested in it after all, and instead shipping something I swore off at first lmao. Which leads us to...

16. Talk about a ship you initially disliked

As a rule of thumb, all of them. I don't understand HOW it keeps happening but somehow almost all the ships I truly care/d about (that I didn't start shipping through osmosis before knowing them in the source material) started out as something I thought I "wouldn't be able to get behind." Gajevy. Shikatema. Sasunaru. Doctor/Rose. Karabita. Atsutodo. Kiribaku. Yoozen. Enatsu. Freaking IORYUU. EVEN SOUYO. IT'S BEEN YEARS I REALLY SHOULD KNOW THE PATTERN BY NOW

17. Talk about a pairing you've stopped shipping romantically

Like, I started to think they're better as friends after all? I guess NaLi. Then again, I mostly only shipped them out of spite in the first place because I wanted a counter for N/a//Lu, which I never liked at all;;

20. Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping

Now this time I can say for sure that there isn't one. I can't come up with ships myself and stay on board if there isn't content for it, canon or otherwise;; It's not a conscious decision or anything, it's just how my mind works. I get attached to stuff by exposure, whether from fans or the source material, and if the source material has enough content for two characters for me to pick up on and become interested, it's guaranteed to be enough to become a somewhat popular ship.

21. Is there a ship you just don't get, but have nothing against?

Actually... That's the extent I go to with notp'ing these days. I'm passionate about the right to ship whatever you want so by proxy I can't have anything "against" a ship, even if the sheer thought of it existing makes me nauseous. And I know how to think from points of view other than my own, so I can usually see the appeal, even if it appeals to me personally less than eating dog shit while walking barefoot on rusty nails that are also on fire.

That said, the only ships I have on my Tumblr blacklist are Yoo//ra/n and Suza//lu/lu because they're both popular ships for characters whose tags I am/was following and therefore get suggested a lot even if I want following anyone who ships then. Oh, and all B/LMa//tsu ships! I generally can't feel good about incestuous ships, but can and will fight for their shippers' right to do as they please as long as they stay respectful. (never saw blmatsus who weren't respectful. saw a plethora of anti-blmatsus who were absolute demons. actually the reason i moved away from the last remnants of my anti mindset was that i didn't want to be associated with THOSE anti-blmatsus, when the shippers they wanted dead were all such sweet people. food for thought.)

22. Which of your ships have the best chemistry?

All of them?? Lmao I don't understand this question, isn't shipping all about liking the chemistry between characters? Or the potential for it I guess, in which case the chemistry is whatever you want it to be, which is great B) I'm sorry I keep accidentally dodging questions I'm bad at choosing examples from a long, unordered list

23. Which of your ships deserve better writing?

Hhhhhhh I shipped Jerza for years and was still unsatisfied with their ending, Jellal didn't get to heal enough and we didn't really see them working through their past in an effective way and getting comfortable around each other. It's like they were supposed to be friends to enemies to lovers but the last part didnt really develop and their relationship stagnated at the stage were they were both just permanently awkward out of regret, and couldn't bring themselves out of it even though everything was forgiven forever ago. Or I've forgotten a lot of stuff that happened. Very likely. Is your a case of bad writing or good writing not working out the way I wanted it to? You're asking the wrong person.

25. Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs/graphics or similar?

EYUP. Harumichi was my otp for like a whole year before I saw a single episode with them lol. It was crazy, but it was REAL. I've also went into shows already paying attention to things I knew my friends/people I follow shipped, kind of hoping I'd get into it.

26. Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic I'm writing these questions down from screenshots and I cropped the rest of this one out by accident rip

Eeeh I go for the obvious. Best friend pairs, obvious pining, some rivalry with sexual tension, though I don't really know what to do with those. Then there's the fact that I never see it coming sick Persona 5 reference bro and start shipping the couple I thought "should just be friends" at first. This is more about my relationship to the ships than their dynamic but it's very constant...

27. Is there a ship you've shipped for most of your life?

Hmmm well I got into HP and started shipping Romione sometime in mid elementary school so it's definitely been more than half my lifetime since, but I don't really know if I "ship it" anymore. I didn't start disliking them or anything but for me, "shipping" is an active intrest in a fictional relationship, so if it reaches the stage where I like it, in theory, but I don't have the feels, it doesn't really count. That's why I can say I like ships without shipping them. It's gotta be actively on my brain, man.

31. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love

I haven't mentioned Kannao once, which is criminal. So here's some of what I imagine their future to be like :D I've been getting new Persona followers recently so here's something for you to unfollow me over lmao

So first of all I ignore the canon that Naoto goes back to the city for her detective work after her first year of high school, shhh she stays in Inaba, only taking the occasional jobs. She and Kanji start dating during the spring break before their second year and get more comfortable with each other, so that the next summer they're still cute and very much themselves (which means somewhat reserved) but not as awkward anymore :) I haven't thought about what happens after they graduate but they get married in their early 20s and have a son <3 (Chie and Yukiko adopted their daughter only slightly earlier. They may or may not have had a bit of a competition going on) ((yes Souyo are very much together but if they end up having children I haven't thought about it it's later))

Kanji manages the textile shop and Naoto helps when she's free from detective stuff. They live in Inaba but Naoto is away quite often for her gigs;; She takes up a few jobs less when Kouta is little though so he wouldn't feel less close to his Mom than his Dad.

Both Kanji and Naoto suffered from unfair expectations growing up, so they try their best to make up for it with Kouta's upbringing. They want him to feel comfortable being himself and free to express himself the way he wants; they make sure he knows he'll always be loved and supported, and to never be ashamed of who he is. As a child it doesn't even occur to him that many social norms and social expectations exist, because Naoto and Kanji pretty much let him do whatever as long as he isn't hurting himself or anyone else. They might go a little overboard though, giving into Kouta's whims without much consideration at all. The Amagi Aunties enforce rules and keep kids grounded in reality much better lmao

40. If you could change one thing about your otp, what would that be?

HMNGHNMHGNMGH I WAMT YOSUKE'S INTERNALIZED BULLSHIT ACKNOWLEDGED!! It's there AtlUS!! Stop pretending oh my god.... I love the Dancing All Night story mode (so far. I am by no means done); Yosuke gets cool moments and Yu's internal monologue really shows how much he appreciates him. The dynamic is so much better than with a silent protagonist, and thank god they didn't go with the tactless anime Yu (as fun as he is). I know there are a bunch of nods to the cut romance across spinoffs but mannnn... I wish they were more serious about it. At this point it's not even that far-fetched to think Yosuke has feelings for Yu that he may or may not be aware of, and I know that Yu as the player character can't be too tied down to one option in canon, but still... Even the clown gets tired of jokes at some point. One can dream.

40 ship questions

#asks #anon #about me #this took like three hours and i didn't even take breaks shjddhjjdfh #i'm not complaining i love answering questions but like #i thought i'd still have time to do something else after #it's almost 3 am now;; it wasn't even midnight when i started;;;#i have another ask in my inbox but i'll have to leave it for tomorrow now orz #also sorry for dropping a bunch of ship names on you without specifying characters or fandoms #i have no excuse i just didn't want to do it #oh and if you're heavily in the 'naoto is trans only go die' crowd... this is the wrong blog for you #i respect other headcanons and preferred readings but it has to go both ways #and i prefer her as a woman if it wasn't clear from this #for personal reasons #that i'm not required to specify #if you make a post referring to naoto as them that's awesome and that's who they are in it #and if you think he's a trans guy but accept not everyone sees him that way that's awesome keep that up #but if me calling naoto her makes your blood boil for whatever reason then unfollow and block if you need to #that's great that's what taking responsibility over your experience is #i'm not guilt-tripping anyone into staying my headcanons are no better than yours

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me-me-big-disappointment · 5 years

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The One with Chad Broseph...

As is tradition, I wrote another FanFic to celebrate this blog’s most recent milestone. Here it is:

Lil disclaimer is that calling people homos is Chad Broseph Huntington's signature phrase, MMBD does not promote the usage of microaggressions.

“Are you ready, homos?!?!”

Jack flinched at the harshness of his trainers baritone voice. He had decided to join a group workout class just a couple days earlier, at Erin’s insistence.

“You don’t burn any calories from editing all day,” Erin had goaded him, as he’d finished up his fifth straight hour of sitting at his desk, putting together the latest “Fix Your Pix”. “I miss your P90 body.”

And so that’s how Jack had ended up looking at the website of his local gym, searching for a class that appealed to him.

Cycling? No, too basic.

Zumba? Not impressive enough.

Yoga. Definitely not (for obvious reasons(it’s yoga)).

Kickboxing? Jack had always been interested in MMA. And how cool would it sound to say that he did kickboxing? When he told people his profession they would look a him with the same condescending glare every time. Even though he’d been doing it for over a decade, he couldn’t seem to gain the respect from his peers that he’d always desired. Erin would even refuse to bring him along to her office parties sometime. It was time Jack picked up a hobby that both he and Erin could be proud of.

And now he was in a room full of sweaty guys, punching the bag in front of him with all his might. He was acutely aware of the group instructor, the mighty Chad Broseph Huntington, watching him with a disconcerting intensity. His harsh blue eyes bore into Jack as the weaker man tried his best to keep his stamina. But Jack’s labored breathing and drenched forehead exposed his struggle.

“Your knees are too bent, homo.” The trainer grabbed Jack suddenly under his arms and pulled him up, forcing his knees to straighten. “You skip leg day often?”

Jack ignored the burning in the tips of his ears. “No, no. I always hit leg day.”

“You sure?”

“Yes.” The YouTuber’s tone suddenly became defensive. “Why?”

“Well as delectable as your calves look, homo, they also look like they’re not used to getting any type of workout.”

Delectable? No one had ever described any part of Jack as delectable before. He found it strangely...arousing.

“I did P90X once.”

“What, like ten years ago? When’s the last time you maxxed out, homo? Bet you can’t even do eighty push-ups.”

Of course Jack couldn’t do eighty push-ups. In one set? No way. It occurred to him that Chad Broseph probably took some type of steroid. Nothing else could explain how his muscles looked like they’d been carved from stone, how his eyes shone with a raging energy, an unquenchable lust…

Jack’s breathing became heavier, but it wasn’t because of the workout. Had Chad’s eyes been sparkling that brightly before? Had his jaw always been so chiseled and sharp?

He ignored the words coming out of the trainer’s mouth as Chad ranted about wide-stance push-ups and the evils of energy drinks. All he could focus on were Chad’s lips and how soft and kissable they looked. He imagined would it would feel like to have the stubble of Chad’s goatee graze his face…

“YO, HOMO, YOU LISTENING?” Chad clapped his hands in front of Jack’s face, startling the trainee out of his daydream.

“Oh, yeah, yeah.” He swallowed roughly, his mouth suddenly dry.

“Watch your stance. If you need extra help after class let me know.” His greyish-blue eyes surveyed Jack’s form. Jack could’ve sworn he saw him lick his lips a little.

The class lasted about a half hour more and eventually everyone trickled out of the room. Everyone except for Jack Douglass and Chad Huntington that is.

“I’ll take you up on your offer for more help,” Jack said nervously, trying to seem relaxed and casual as Chad made his way over to him.

“So keep your toes facing forward…”

Jack followed Chad’s instructions, trying not to focus on just how close the instructor was to him.

“Keep your knees slightly bent. But you’re not crouching, okay? Now, elbows in.” Chad, standing behind Jack, suddenly grabbed his arms, moving them into the correct position. Axe body spray filled Jack’s nostrils and excited his senses. “Keep your chin down.” A strong finger rested gently on Jack’s chin, tipping it down slightly.

The YouTuber felt his heart hammer in his chest. “What do you think about my hips?” His voice was barely above a whisper, nervousness taking over. But Chad’s face was close enough to hear the words he spoke.

“Excuse me...homo?”

“My hips. Are they forward enough? Maybe you need to align them more…”

Jack felt Chad shift closer, his abs now pressing against Jack’s sweaty back. Two hands came to rest on Jack’s hips, straightening them out.

“Does that feel better, homo?”

Jack grinned. “Am I the only homo here?”

A small chuckle rose from behind him. “What do you think?”

;)))))).........you know what happens next.

LMAO this one had a lot less memeing around than I had intended for there to be.

Big thanks to @jay-the-a-lien for suggesting the ship.

One again, I would like to apologize to my parents, anyone who ever talked to me, Erin and Jack Douglass, and whatever god is shaking their head at me right now. Not to mention, you guys, for making y’all read this with your own eyeballs.

This one has a very different feel from the others (at least to me it does(not intentional)) but I hope you all were still able to enjoy. Sorry again about getting it out a day late-computer problems ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Wow, I really can’t believe I wrote this.

See you next time, biches.

-MMBD

#fanfic

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runningwitches · 7 years

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Tag Game

I was tagged for this by @weheartscorose Thank You!! Rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people (I’m not sure if I’m going to tag anyone, let alone 20 people, but here goes)

LAST drink – Water! Hydration is key people!! phone call – My mom lmao text message – My brother because we like sending each other memes (but we don’t use the same platforms) song you listened to – Cannonball-Little Mix time you cried – This morning I woke up at 4:30 and just kinda cried. Idk why, but yeah

HAVE YOU EVER hated someone twice – I don’t think I’ve every really hated anyone? Like people have done some horrible shit to me, but I can’t ever say I’ve truly hated them. kissed someone and regretted it – That means I’d have to have kissed someone omg. been cheated on – Considering I’ve neve. been in a relationship? Nope/ lost someone special – Definitely... been depressed – Yupp.. gotten drunk and thrown up – Nope made new friends – I like to think I have, but like? I don’t really have any friends, so I wouldn’t say I’ve made new ones. fallen out of love – Never been in love in the first place. laughed until you cried – At least twice found out someone was talking about you – HUNDREDS OF TIMES OMG JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE UGHHH met someone who changed you – Kinda? I mean everybody’s kinda changed me because they put me in circumstances that I wouldn’t have experienced otherwise? If that makes sense? So?? yeah? found out who your friends are – Oh man, yeah. Every vacation from school I realize they only talk to me because they see me every day. kissed someone from your facebook list – Nope kissed a stranger – Nope drank hard liquor – Nah lost glasses or contact lenses – Don’t wear glasses or contacts, so? No turned someone down – Yeah, and I feel bad every time I do it sex on the first date – Oh lord NO broken someone’s heart – I mean, they told me I did when I rejected them and then started dating someone else three days later so ? I don’t think so . had your heart broken – Oh my god yes. (Just a word of advice, don’t pretend to like someone for attention and then the day they work up the courage to actually ask you out tell them the entire relationship was a lie) been arrested – Nopee cried when someone died – Yes fallen for a friend – *see had your heart broken* kissed on the first date – I’ve never kissed anyone and only been on one date (which was honestly the worst day of my life but okay)

GENERAL list 3 favorite colors – Black, Pastel Teal, and Cerulean Blue how many facebook friends do you know in real life – I have a facebook but I haven’t been on it in years, so idk. Sorry. do you have any pets – Unfortunately, No do you want to change your name – No way! what time did you wake up – Today i woke up at 4:23 (I checked my phone) but I usually wake up at like noon omg what were you watching at midnight last night – I was asleep (but most nights I’m on tumblr) name something you can’t wait for – YOUNG JUSTICE SEASON 3 AAAAA when was the last time you saw your mom – This morning, she came into my room before she left for work (and I pretended I was sleeping bc I didn’t want to deal with that) what is one thing you wish you could change in your life – I wish I could have truly been myself my whole life. I was so embarrassed because my whole life I was treated like everything that enjoy was stupid and now I’m finally embracing it, but I wish I had done that from the start. what are you listening to right now – The fan in my room and birds outside my window. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – Mu uncle (I think he’s my uncle, I know I’m related to him somehow?) most visited website – Either this or youtube. Maybe Google Docs bc that’s where i do all my writing haha mole/s – I have a few small ones ye mark/s – Oh man, I have scars on my legs and arms from being an extremely clumsy child. childhood dream – I wanted to be a veterinarian or something (definitely not what I want to do anymore) do you have a crush on someone – Unless you count actors and fictional characters, no (if you do count actors and fictional characters, Tom Holland and all of the Batboys omg,also YJ Bart Allen? Just putting that out there) what do you like about yourself – The fact that two months ago my answer would be nothing, but now I can easily say everything piercings – My ears are pierced but I don’t wear earrings blood type – I should probably know this, but I don’t nickname – Bug (my family), K80 (a couple a friends), and Katydid (my mom) relationship status – Single As Fuck zodiac sign – Scorpio pronouns – She/Her favorite TV show – YOUNG JUSTICE BOIZZZZZZ tattoos – Oh man, I don’t have any but I already have designs for one I want to get on my 18th birthday and I’ve been designing it for a year already and I’m so hyped even if I have a year and a half to wait right or left hand – Right mah dudes surgery – I had surgery on my tear ducts when I was little but idk what that was for. And then Wisdom Teeth Removal in April (the videos from that were fucking hilarious) hair dyed in different color – Not currently, but I used to have the ends dyed blonde, blue, purple, pink, teal, and red at different points throughout my sophomore year. sport – I did cheer for 7 years and then quit to do Track and Cross Country my freshman year of high school and I am Loving It vacation – Last summer I went to Lake Tahoe, but I haven’t really been on a vacation other than that in a very long time. current and all-time best friend name – I don’t really have a best friend tbh eye color – Brown (and not like the pretty brown, like poop brown) favourite movie – all of the HP movies, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man: Homecoming (and I’m not just saying that bc they just came out, I genuinely love both of them) and p much all of the MCU

WHICH IS BETTER hugs or kisses – I’ve never been kissed but I feel like I’d like that better. lips or eyes – eyes, I love eyes shorter or taller – Considering most people are taller than me, probably taller haha nice arms or stomach – Okay this is gonna sound so shallow but like someone with nice arms wow, but also I love tummies and ABS? SO GOOD! I just love people. I don’t care. whatever is fine sensitive or loud – Um, you can be both? Idk I don’t like this section of questions haha hook up or relationship – Relationship!!! troublemaker or hesitant – I guess it depends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN yourself – I try to miracles – No, because i’ve literally never had anything good happen to me ever love at first sight – I like to think I do because it seems all cheesy and romantic to say you fell in love with them at first sight but honestly no, because you can’t know if you love someone until you get to know them (love @ first sight is based purely off of appearances and that is what I hate most about people telling me they like me without even attempting to get to know me) Santa Claus – Not since elementary school

So I was gonna taag people but I always feel like I’m bothering people when I tag them in stuff, so I’m tagging all my mutuals (but I’m not going to @ you)

#katelyn whines #about me!

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