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katsettee · 3 months
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anyways I watched sonic prime
Frankly goofy ass screencap lmao
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anshiel · 1 year
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It’s weird to argue over ships in 2023, going to amy rose ship tag and seeing arguments
but also, girls we need to unite against the true enemy, people who hate on Amy Rose STILL
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thatboyjackaboy · 1 year
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SONIC THE GOD DAMNED HEDGEHOG
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Yup, there he is. That’s it, I just drew one (1) Sonic digitally and had the violent urge to share it. Enjoy rat.
Also this may or may not be for an AU webcomic I’m cooking so uh  stay tuned for that i guess.
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krysissy · 4 months
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Two motherfuckers tryna get the Blue Hedgehog for themselves 💀💀
God it's so fucking funny to me how they staring at each other like 'I fucking dare you to stop me.'
For clarification: Nine wants Sonic's prism energy to complete the Grim while Shadow just doesn't want Sonic to die.
They're fighting over Sonic basically. 💀
AND WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING. SONIC IS JUST STANDING THERE OBLIVIOUS TO THE TENSION BETWEEN SHADOW AND NINE AND HE BE GOING 🤔🤔
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Also this so fuckin funny💀💀 BECAUSE NINE, SONIC WASN'T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH. AND THE LINE DELIVERY WAS LIKE "what?" LIKE YOU COULD HEAR IT IN LOWERCASE ISTG.
It's giving "ha! Your not even good enough to be my faker." From like that sa2 animation on yt 💀
I keep snorting everytime I see this scene.
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triple-starsss · 27 days
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Hopping off my hiatus for a quick sec to make an announcement?? SORT OF??? (shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker- (i'm so sorry))
less than 20 followers away from 500 so i figured i'd start working on the interview a little early to get ahead (and so there's not a huuuuge time gap between actually getting to 500 and posting the damn thing abdsjh) OH AND YEAH TRIPLE S INTERVIEW WON THE POLL SO DOING THAT!!!
ESSENTIALLY, FEEL FREE TO START SENDING QUESTIONS IN FOR ME TO USE!!
hell doesn't even need to be a question, could be a 'fan' interaction or a paparazzi shot, be as creative as you like :]]
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feel free to mention other characters too! questions don't need to be limited to being about Sonic, Silver and Shadow, so if you wanted to ask about one of their friends or relatives (something in-universe fans may not be aware of), go ahead!! this'll be like some weird mix of canon but not quite if you get what i mean.
I'm planning on compiling everything into a video- think the twitter takeovers, it'll be something like that however i plan on not necessarily animating it, but making it a little more visually interesting (especially since there isn't gonna be any voice acting, GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE)
oh and i can't guarantee that i'll do every single question i receive, this'll take me a while as is but i'll try and do most :)
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chaosinyourhouse · 1 month
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So, I'm ashamed to say I am officially having a sonic faze. I don't know how I got here. I came across a really cool piece of art of dark sonic. And there it was, that little fucking tingle, that little thing you get when ever you look at a fictional character you've liked for, well, a few years. And it comes running back, and you feel like a miserable son of a bitch... because you like THIS DUDE.
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Where did I go wrong? I was perfectly fine with hazbin hotel, and the mother fucker called Adam. Also, due to this, I'm starting to realize a pattern. The characters I liked in the past: Leon from pokemon, sonic the hedgehog, bill cipher, Stanford pines, secret history tails, Adam the first man. Am I the only one seeing a pattern? I AM FOR SOME REASON ATTRACTED TO EGOTISTICAL LITTLE SHITS.
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Why do I love this mobian? I honestly don't know, prideful man that is reckless and enjoys danger? Doesn't show much vurnability around people, but that one person(us)? I don't know, don't bother asking. But, it could be that it's a hero, with the ability to snap.
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I'm talking about this version of the dude. I don't know why, but when ever I see this motherfucker, I feel something. It's like something is stirring my stomach, but in a good way. I don't know how to describe it, all I can say is that it makes me giddy and makes me kick my feet. It's like, cuteness aggression. And, honestly, I want him to baby me in this form. Imagine, the usual calm and looked up to hero, cupping your face and saying something in a baby tone (i think I've been reading to much Lucifer). Also, this has nothing to due with me wanting this man to ram me in. But to the people out there who still think that dark sonic would hurt his friends, get a service dog. Because you clearly blind. The reason sonic ever even turned dark mode was because his friends got hurt, what makes you think he'd intentionally harm them? I needed to say this, because the amount of art I run into that shows dark sonic about to hurt his friends, usually amy or tails, is pissing me off. Service dogs people, service dogs.
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And, just a bunch of things of sonic, because I can.
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Silly goose
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lowpolyshadow · 8 months
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Something i don't really agree or get is fandom perspective of shadow being lame,cringe and bastard meow meow cus that's not really it either(surviving and trying to cope with the horrors? The coolest thing), more like a modern distorted loved notion of people, yeah is funny but also projected and kinda westernized(the inaccurated dub versions and dialogue), leaning away from the original cultural backgrourd that get's sleep on and puts a more nuanced perception of the games. Idk where im going with this but i don't get people popular perspectives idk sorry im a killjoy i just love the fucked up aspect of this silly franchise and it's characters(i wish it could get that deep again).
theres a lot of things that indicate shadow is a cringe little bastard from jp to eng, it’s like his whole. Thing. the fanon flanderization of shadow is crazy but the part where he’s a bastard is pretty blatant in canon
like, he’s genuinely cool and stuff, he has a lot of fantastic moments (if the world chooses to become my enemy i will fight as i always have, the entire somewhat ridiculous yet awesome finale of shadow the hedgehog, sa2’s ending literally cemented his popularity so hard he came back to life in heroes because people thought he was fucking awesome and compelling), but a big appeal is the fact that he’s also still a silly guy in a series full of whacky silly guys
the eng and jp dubs have their differences in tone in a lot of ways, and eng is not incredibly accurate bc of it, but shadow even in jp is still like. a loser (affectionate)—he’s constantly talking about how much better he is, he insists on showing his dominance over sonic (and others, but especially sonic) even when it doesnt fucking matter ala tsr, he constantly FULLY believes he is the most correct person in any and all situations, and that his actions are always the best way to go about it even if it’s reckless or sometimes unnecessary (the mow things in my way down solution)
he’s so earnest in everything he does, in his own special cringe little way, where he’ll say factually correct statements in a blunt manner, but also not quite … ? he’s very honest. he’s incredibly straightforward. every single comment he says, no matter how fucking absurd or edgy or funny, he truly means it. thats his APPEAL he says shit like “ive hit the ultimate jackpot!” and “this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me!” and somehow also “no one else should experience the things ive gone through” and thats all FANTASTIC
i like this twitter thread and a lot of jib’s threads on shadow, bc they know a lot more about the jp side of things, but tldr: shadow is my funny little guy. my stupid little pogchamp. my cringe little bastard boy who is the coolest and also the lamest motherfucker ive ever witness. i’m going to dribble him like a basketball
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scratchyemporium · 10 months
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in the midst of me drawing mirage and struggling with his design, i've made a few -1 braincell headcanons for the fellow mirage fandom because of course i did 🤡 (updated; will continue to add on until i forget):
okay so he smells like ocean mist, like, the scent you find at candle shops yknow?? he smells like the color blue or some sort of blue candy or fruit or candle basically
he ain't that smart bruh, like, he forgets words all the time like one time he thought that the word "konnichiwa" was fucking "coochiewap" like a fucking idiot
he likes storms, but just the rain part. he got jumpscared by thunder one time and he didn't like it at all. he can handle the rain outside but he won't go outside when it's thundering
when he was finally introduced to the sonic the hedgehog games, he deadass said "wait a minute, that ain't noah". he proceeded to feel like a clown for the rest of the day
blud can purr, i'm telling you! but like, he keeps it to himself most of the time for obvious reasons (he doesn't wanna be seen as a dork)
he's sarcastic for literally no reason and he loves trolling people. he probably has a inactive 4chan or deactivated reddit account that was only made to make people mad
he can and will hold you like burger. sometimes he will actually nom down onto your head (not like, actual bite but yknow the soft noms) or just hold you like a lil plushie
mirage has been dunked on by optimus at least once, like, full on basketball game. he has sworn to dunk on optimus in revenge. he hasn't succeeded so far....
i know this motherfucker can whimper, i know he does. if he can purr, he can whimper, and that is 102% facts right there. he already has a girlish scream....
on god he knows any cheesy old song that radiates positive vibes to heart. he could sing "bad" by michael jackson perfectly and do all the moves too. just imagine a huge blueberry of a robot jammin' out to the most stupidest songs /pos
i don't know why but he seems like a kids movie type of guy. you can and will catch him watching nightmare before christmas or aladdin alone in the back for like the 126th time
his favorite game to play in the sonic series is sonic cd. he asked noah to make a special controller for him so that he could play and not just watch all the time. his second favorite game is donkey kong country
this big ol' nerd can't count in uneven groups!! he's like that one guy counting the cash. in fact, he can't really count in big groups without thinking about it, even if it was by 100 or 1,000 (yes he's a doofus in my eyes [and i love him so much])
he craves, and i mean craves interaction. you saw him using the car as a step-stool to snoop on noah and kris!! you can't leave him alone for too long or else he gets a bit grumpy (he's tired of being cooped up and alone yknow)
when he was confessing to noah or whoever, he got overheated and sputtered really super duper quadruper hard (like a silly engine) and had to confess on a more cold day to keep himself maintained
sometimes he feels absolutely awful for literally no reason.. when he does feel bad, he targets one person to hover close to and just sticks beside them until he feels better/gets distracted (he usually sticks around optimus or noah but if you're lucky you might see him stick around with you!!)
speaking of distracted, he gets easily distracted like a silly lil goober kid! he could like deadass chase a little red dot around like a kitten and will nevereverever get tired. he's just that silly and hyper and goofy!!
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gsstories · 3 months
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Gin the Cat
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Meet Gin, the cotton candy cat! Not really made of cotton candy, just looks it! This Sonic world version of her is chaotic, a bit short tempered and kind of cocky I guess? If there was a four team members mechanic instead of just 3, she would be part of Team Dark. She may not look dark at all but her humor sure is!
Since she is basically my persona, her age range is 15-17 (I still cannot believe I am 17 now 😭) Anyway, she would have met Team Dark when GUN was still a thing and she has quite a big crush on Shadow but is subtle about it. Basically, she is the Amy to Shadow’s Sonic, only less vocal about it. She is in fact not perfect, obviously, she is kind of dumb, gets distracted easily and when she dozed off, she stops blinking.
Shadow: She not blinking.
Gin: *dozing off*
Shadow, throwing sand at her: Blink motherfucker!
Gin: AGH-!
Like Amy, she has a signature weapon which is a metal baseball bat she often summons. She is quite aggressive when angered and will have to hold back snapping at people. She will gladly kick some Eggman ass though! In The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, her role would have been that of a ballerina.
One time, Eggman would have called her an ‘Amy Knockoff’ and that would have angered her and go ‘Excuse me, KNOCKOFF?! I ain’t even a fucking hedgehog you bald ass old man!!’ and then proceeded to smash his creations into nothing.
In Sonic Prime, there would have been different variations of her. In New Yoke, her counterpart would have been called Lib, short for Liberty, part of Rebel’s rebellion and the most serious of the variations. In No Place, her counterpart be called Ale, who is the laziest of the variations, often just chilling and napping while the others party. And in Boscage, her counterpart is called Sap, and she is the one most similar to OG Gin.
When all three variations see Shadow in the final battle, their exact thoughts be like ‘Not bad…’
What can I say? I simp for the guy. Oh, and before I forget, she be latina and will curse out Eggman in Spanish whenever he pisses her off BAD!
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katsettee · 3 months
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Studying for my biology finals by associating everything with how I think it would apply to Shadow the Hedgehog
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issue 50 but sonic is even more disrespectful
Sonic: I'm sorry, have we met? I'll start. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Surge: Oh, I know who- Surge: I am your fau- Surge: If you had just take- Surge: Or if that goes a- Surge: But no! You kee- Surge: Stop skipping my dia- Surge: Seriously, stop it, the write- Surge: MOTHERFUCKER- Sonic: ...Maybe I spoke too fast. Let's try again. Hi, I'm Sonic the- Surge: I WILL PUNCH YOUR BALLS OFF
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my-name-is-jefferooni · 4 months
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Overanalyzing Sonic Comics Again Because I Can.
You know what? No. I was gonna build up to this but I’m fuccin clueless on how so I’ll just jump right on into it!
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This hedgehog. This goddamn blue motherfucking pinball of a hedgehog. He is absolutely SHATTERED by this one instance.
Sonic the Hedgehog in the IDW comics has been through… A LOT, lately. He’s shown signs of trauma and regret from the Metal Virus, he literally pulled a Shadow and lost his memory for like 8 panels, and ya boi LITERALLY DIED. IT’S VERY SAFE TO ASSUME THAT ANYTHING GOING WRONG ON HIS END WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC FOR HIM.
To me, in this case, it completely makes sense why Sonic is so utterly crushed in the Winter Jam, because not only does it force him to think outside the box and try some new techniques, but it also does to him what no one has dared to do in a while since his death, and that is: Disagree with him.
You’re probably giving this a pretty big scowl right now and you’re probably about to move on and not continue reading because yes I know that claim is very very outlandish and weird but I AM ABOUT TO EXPLAIN SO PLEASE STAY FOR A BIT I PROMISE IT’LL MAKE SOME SORT OF SENSE-
The Winter Jam is a fake reality tv show crafted by Orbot and Cubot, all for the purpose of getting Dr. Eggman to get off his lazy ass and do something. It kind of works in the end, but that’s not what I’m here to discuss. They painstakingly put together a bunch of tests specifically made to challenge the players, and to hopefully get some kind of juicy secrets out of them as well. Because that’s just how reality tv shows work I guess. And Sonic is one of those contestants.
The very first challenge, Sonic fails. The second challenge, Sonic fails. The third, fourth, fifth? Oh, he probably failed every single one of them! (Poor Tails lmao) But what the second challenge does is show Sonic that speed isn’t everything. It shows that not everything about him is perfect and that he doesn’t always have the right ideas. Same with the first challenge too! It brings to light that Sonic’s ideals can oftentimes be very wrong and too on-brand for him, because all he knows at this point is “Go fast” and “Freedom.” (See one of my previous analysis on our favorite blue boi) That would probably be mostly because of his recent trauma, but I’ll save all that for another time. So essentially, what this reality tv show is doing, is showing the odder sides of Sonic, showing how he can sometimes be wrong and that he isn’t as heroic and great as some make him out to be. (*cough cough* issue 67 *cough cough*)
The final challenge, though… That’s when things start taking a turn for the worst for Sonic.
He already started questioning his methods when the second challenge ended in a failure. He went fast, and that almost always works, so why didn’t he win? It was a race, was it not? Did he miss the memo? Did he do something wrong? What was wrong with him, why didn’t he win, he went fast so WHY DIDN’T HE WIN????
And if we’re assuming that he kept racking up failure after failure for the rest of the competition, then those thoughts suddenly become a lot worse. They start getting muddied, dirtied by insecurity, full of lies and deceit and worries that he’d spent so long trying to bury in his mind. He starts slowing down, trying his best to not fail because if he keeps failing then what kind of hero even is he!?!?
And then the final challenge happens.
And Sonic fails once again.
He thought it had worked this time, he thought that finally, after so long, he could claim just one little victory. Just a small, funny statue made of ice. One that symbolized the best of the best, something that showed that he cared. A true gift for a true friend. An ice statue of him and his beloved baby brother, Tails.
It works…! At least for a few seconds. Because after those few seconds are up?
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(YES I KNOW I SHOWED THIS IMAGE ALREADY BUT IT’S ALL THE WAY AT THE START AND IT PERFECTLY ENCAPSULATES THE FEELING IM GOING FOR SO HUSHHHHHHH)
It all comes crumbling down.
And so too does Sonic’s entire body.
He falls to the ground with his statue, his eyes glued to the ice-cold dots of the foxy figure. Sonic stares at it, feeling something burn within his eyes. No, no, that could not have just happened! His hard work could not have been for nothing! He wasn’t too fast again, was he? Why did it fall, why did it crumble, why was everything falling apart like the statue???
Everything was falling apart.
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idk what else to say man just do what you can with that info. Spread it like the plague or something idfk.
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PLEASE can I know the reasoning behind archie sonic being on there? I can’t think of anything that isn’t just objectively funny as hell
archie sonic the character was given the LONGEST reasoning out of any. here it is copy pasted because it cannot fit on one screenshot:
He is an ass almost all the time. Archie goes through so many different writers and only a couple didn't write him like a little shit stain. Early on he rags on Antoine so much you'd think he needed to do it because each time he punches down on someone his heart beats once. He gets angry ALL THE TIME. IT HOLD NO STORY MEANING WHEN HE GOT ANGRY LAST ARC. HE'S JUST ANGRY AGAIN. WHY? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. PISS OFF YOU HORMONAL HEDGEHOG. "Ohh Eggman hurted my friends because the narrative needed it even though we defeat him all the time I must become angry. Oh boy this white boy made fun of my friend who I actually talk shit to all the time but I'm going to beat him up anyways. Ohh I was an absolute fuck head that one time to Tails because ??? I couldn't fucking tell you. Lol." I hate this fucking bitch ass motherfucker so much. I want him to die a horrible, horrible death. No, the death of Sonic Archie wasn't enough for me, I need him to suffer all the consequences of his actions. I want him to be in a room full of mirrors calling him a coward, useless, a bag of hot air, all those insults he threw at Antoine and the misogynistic phrases every female character within a 100ft radius to him had to hear. TURN TO DUST!!!!
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i didn't read it but i looked at the concept arts, i've seen most of those before but what is the point your trying to get across to us by looking at it and reading it?
Honestly, it's so much stuff that only reading the page and associating it with the Archie comics is able to make my vision more clear, but
1. This fuck
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(There are other concepts of skunk characters in the page as well, but I couldn't fond at the moment as I'm a bit busy. Specifically, one art shows them interacting with a familiar looking female cat wearing a scarf)
2. Still on the aforementioned fuck's topic
Plans for Season 3 of Sonic SatAM had Sally having a love triangle between her, Sonic and a third unknown character (COUGH COUGH)
3. NATE MORGAN ISN'T EVEN K*N P*NDERS'S ORIGINAL CHARACTER
There WAS originally a black wizard character that was meant to be the king's previous advisor AND a father figure, but he was later canned probably in favor of having less main characters to focus on. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS NATE MORGAN IN THE PITCHES. NOT EVEN THE NAME IS ORIGINAL. FUCK
4. "But what if everything was actually a coincidence?"
I thought that as well! But, you see.
The writers for Archie totally had at least seen early concepts for Sonic SatAM
Antoine's surname in the series, D'Coolette (for comparison, his actually surname in the series is the much more french-sounding Depardieu), is actually taken from early material of SatAM, right back when Antoine was meant to be british (I know, terrifying).
As a more well-known example, Nicole's entire character in the Archie comics (both pre and post-SGW) was based on the scrapped Sonic SatAM movie, where she was originally a regular mobian girl
AND ALSO ALSO, early pitches for Naugus in the series referred to him as. fucking. Ixis
Anyways, K*n P*nders is a bitch-ass motherfucker and he took Scourge the Hedgehog from us
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sonicboomseason3 · 10 months
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sonic boom: choose your own adventure game PART 4
previous: part 1 | part 2 | part 3
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The words leave your mouth, and you hope that you don't sound too desperate. The stranger stops and looks back at you in annoyance.
"What part of the whole 'I don't want to' sentiment do you not understand?" he sneers derisively. "Besides, I can't be your little tour guide for the village when I myself don't deign to show up there on most days. You're better off asking that idiot Sonic or one of his friends. They're the ones who are constantly bending over backwards to help those pathetic villagers."
Yeah, you have no idea who this guy is talking about, and you don't care. You realize you're just being stubborn at this point, but you're determined to convince the hedgehog before you to be your first friend after your move. As tedious as it is to continue insisting, you get the feeling that if you bug him enough times, he'll give in. Hopefully soon too, because it's about time that you move the plot of this CYOA game along.
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Elimination Poll Group 3
This is the first of two elimination polls that I'll post today. The top three scorers in this group of 10 will get the three spots left in Group 3 of the bracket! This poll only goes one day, so vote quick!
Endorsement/blurbs under the readmore!
Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter: Part Veela, adept with charms and overall magic, plus a proven healer with Hermione Granger.
Iris, Pokémon: [good at] Pokémon battling
Guinan, Star Trek: Excels at bartending and knowing absolutely everything that is happening on the ship and being always a few steps ahead of others. Always ready to listen, even if she probably already knows what you're going to say.
Jocelyn "Joss" Carter, Person of Interest: An excellent detective and probably the only truly good cop ever. She cares about helping people and refuses to use her power as a cop to take advantage of others. Her ideas of good and bad are clear, but over the course of the show she learns where to be flexible in order to do the right thing for people who need her help.
Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog: 12 YEAR OLD WITH MASSIVE HAMMER. UNGODLY STRENGTH (CANON. IN THE COMICS SHE LIFTED UP A HAMMER 14x HER SIZE). LED(LEAD?? I CANT REMEMBER IF LEAD IS LIKE READ WHERE IT CAN BE READ DIFFERENTLY) A WHOLE RESISTANCE TO SAVE THE WORLD AND IS STILL ORGANISING THE EFFORTS TO FIX THE WORLD AFTER EVERY SINGLE DISASTER!! is being The most emotionally Mature motherfucker in her Friend circle count Towards being competent? OH YEAH SHES ALSO GREAT AT FORTUNE TELLING! TO THE POINT WHERE THEY ALL COME TRUE. IIRC. I DONT KNOW IF SHES MAGIC OR IF THE CARDS ARE. THERES A GOOD VIDEO BY AL THE BOI ON AMY AND HER CARDS. yeah :) i love Her shes Silly :)) she's Also a very good Cook!
Donna Clark, Halt and Catch Fire: Engineering. Can fix pretty much anything. Successful business woman
Cassandra Pentaghast, Dragon Age: When she sees a problem she does something about it. She has no time for people who “sit in the fire and complain that it is hot.” She starts an entire organization to combat problems the government and church would prefer to ignore. She has a fine tuned sense of justice and is excellent at sword play.
Donna Noble, Doctor Who: even before she was the DoctorDonna, she was able to research enough to follow the adipose trail and find The Doctor. She is a temp, and doesn't care who knows because those skills are worth more than people think.
Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada: Editor in Chief of Runway, she runs a fashion empire and she's always in charge and more than on time!
Nemona, Pokémon: [good at] Pokémon battling
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