Imagine............ Your older brother Han Solo finds you hiding in the Millennium Falcon with a boy. (Part 3/3)
At this point Han would have already asked Chewi to beat him up but he didn't.
"Why do you like my sister?" Han asked your boyfriend.
"I don't just like her......I love her." Y/B/F/N said and you were in complete shock.
"Why? What's one thing you love about my sister?"
"Well, she's brave, smart, badass, her smile, her laugh, her personality and she's really pretty. Inside and out."
"AWWWWW." You say. They heard you and told you to come out and you said,
"Crap."
Han looked at the too of you. And not gonna lie you were scared.
"First of all I......approve and Second," He said and the two of you were overjoyed. Han continued,"If you ever and I mean ever, break my little sisters heart, I will track you down and ask Chewi to eat you alive. Are we clear?"
Your boyfriend was scard and said,
"Crystal."
Han smiled at himself for successfully scaring your boyfriend.
"Good. Oh and Y/N?" He said.
You were now confused and replied,
"Yes big brother?"
He looked at you with a smirk on his face and you knew it wasn't gonna be good.
"Your grounded for......two weeks." He said and high fived Chewi.
You were in shock once again and said,
"What?"
Han gave the 'Sorry not sorry' look and said,
"Witch means... No Y/B/F/N."
Now your Y/B/F/N was in shock.
"What? No Y/B/F/N?" Your boyfriend exclaimed.
"NO Y/B/F/N." Han says in a high vioce.
The two of you looked at each other and in unison said,
"That's fair."
Even though Han approved he was still getting used to it, but seeing you happy mad him happy.
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Imagine............ Your older brother Han Solo finds you hiding in the Millennium Falcon with a boy. (Part 2/3)
Paring: young!Han Solo x sister!reader.
Key: Y/N (Your Name) and Y/B/F/N (Your Boyfriends Name).
"You and I are gonna have a little chat." Han said to you seriously.
"About what?" You asked him trying to not act like you pad attention to what happend.
"Cut the crap Y/N, the lying to the sneaking out. What do you see in this guy? I mean yes he might be uhh, whats the word, uhhh-"
"Hot, cute, handsome, romantic."
"Uhhh, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna kill him, no. We are gonna talk about this boy you've been seeing."
"No, we're not."
"Yes we are. Now sit."
You scoffed and shock your head. You were about to walk away but Han said,
"Now."
This time you knew he wasn't joking because he gave the look. (The one in the gif above.)
"So, tell me." Your brother said.
"Why do you wanna know?" You snapped at him.
" 'Cause you're my baby sister, and I love you. How did it start?"
"Well, we got the leads in a musical, our characters later started to date in the musical and after that Y/B/F/N (Your Boyfriends Name) asked me out on a date."
"So, you said yes?"
"No, I said 'sorry no thanks, bye Felicia', OF COURSE I SAID YES. Dumbass."
You whispered the last part under your breath and Han thinks he heard you call him something and asks,
"What did you call me?"
"Nothin'." You replied back quickly.
"Right."
A silence fell on the two of you. You couldn't stand the silence and said,
"I know your mad at me but-"
You got cut of by Han putting his hand up and said to you,
"I'm not mad........ Oh what the heck....I am mad."
Again there was silence, again he was mad, you didn't know what to do at this point. All you did was try to get him to talk to you.
"Han, talk to me please."
"Come on. Please."
Nothing that you were doing was working. So you decided to use the one thing that always got you what you wanted 'The Puppy Dog' eyes."
"Pewees."
"No, thats not-"
"Ha, got you talkin'."
"Wow. That was smart."
"I love him, Han."
"What?"
"I love Y/B/F/N."
"You just said the L word. You love each other?"
"Han, we haven't said it to each other yet."
"What?"
"His sister who also happens to be my best friend, told me that he tried to tell me that he loves me, so then I tried and then we where about to say the L word just before now, until.....you showed up."
Han gave you the silent treatment again. He looked mad. Han got up and you said,
"Han, don't this, please."
"Sis, calm your farm I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna have a little talk with him.......What you kids call uhhh....yes... I'm gonna give the 'Big Brother' talk."
"Han, no offence but..... the 'Big Brother' talk is T-O-R-T-U-R-E."
Han was confused.
"Torture. It's torture." You snap at him.
"Where is he?" He asks you
"With Chewi. Why?"
You soon realised why he asked you that question and yiu said,
"Han, don't do this. Please."
"Sis, your boyfriend will be fine." Han says to you and leaves the room.
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Han went to your boyfriend, told Chewi to put the ship on autopilot so he could help him.
"Okay, 'Hot Stuff'. What are your intentions with my sister?" Han asked the boy.
"Uhhh, What?" Your boyfriend asked as if he didn't know.
And of course you were spying but you never expected what happend next.
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The Millennium Falcon also has an artificial soul trapped inside its circuits, but apparently no one likes to talk about it even though that's fucking horrifying for a ship to have.
Third-party sequels don't go back in time and retroactively modify the media they're based on. Nobody talks about that in the context of the original trilogy because in the context of the original trilogy it's not true.
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