happy indictment day or whatever

Masochist Nandor propaganda

"Either they are going, or I am going! And I am certainly not going, Grimsley."

Bucky calling himself daddy while making you hold ❤️

(my ask box is open! requests or just little headcannons, whatever!)

OOF he’s got you in his lap, legs spread over his, your back to his chest. your bladder is throbbing and it’s getting harder to keep from letting go.

he’s playing with your clit, fingers running though your folds and he feels when you start to leak. “daddy didn’t say you could go. don’t you wanna be good for daddy?”

Hannibal x AMC’s Interview with the Vampire

Oh, Evan forgot Vinnie was left handed! That's kinda funny, lol just a fitness series, haha

OH N-

carven

Good Omens (AI Generated via OpenArt)

AHHHHHHHHH NOOO WAAAAY YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S GOING TO THE US FOR THE 1ST TIME NOW?! TO LA AND TO DC?! SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY STILL. 😭💔

I wonder if Rei is using the duck as a code for “rubber duck debugging.”

According to Wikipedia: “In software engineering, rubber duck debugging (or rubberducking) is a method of debugging code by articulating a problem in spoken or written natural language. The name is a reference to a story in the book The Pragmatic Programmer in which a programmer would carry around a rubber duck and debug their code by forcing themselves to explain it, line by line, to the duck.[1] Many other terms exist for this technique, often involving different (usually) inanimate objects, or pets such as a dog or a cat. Teddy bears are also widely used. Many programmers have had the experience of explaining a problem to someone else, possibly even to someone who knows nothing about programming, and then hitting upon the solution in the process of explaining the problem. …. By using an inanimate object, the programmer can try to accomplish this without having to interrupt anyone else.”

He talks to the duck in order to explain his dilemma and then he, in turn, will discover the solution by himself.

Writers do this too.

Just a thought.

MAG 171 - The Gardener

doodle 171/200; days left - 15/110 3/128

WHY DOES JARED LOOK NAKED HERE THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED T- OU MAJ GAWD 💀💀💀 i did this at like 2am and just picked some random colours that would go nicely w the greens and HAVEN'T NOTICED the whole nakey thing untill it was done 💀pls don't judg me

putting the cable in the wrong port hole like Haha wow, i always thought itd be higher up no??? well this is my first time so

was trying to google refrences and typed in owo house instead of owl house. kill me now

no you dont get it im in love with him

Bucky gets off on you making him hold and then degrading him when he inevitably wets himself. Send tweet.

bestie you’re so real for this. tw: omorashi below the cut!

he’s sitting on the tiled floor of the shower and you’re kneeling beside him. his breathing is heavy and he’s clutching his dick, grinding hard against his hand in an effort to hold.

“it’s coming out oh fuck,” he groans, and before you can tell him to keep holding there’s a loud hiss.

his gray sweatpants are rapidly darkening, glistening where the tip of his dick is resting and the pee steams out. he hasn’t stopped moaning and you can see his dick jump against his soaked sweatpants.

“poor baby, couldn’t hold it could you?” you coo, almost mocking. bucky bats his eyes up at you, his hand falling to palm his dick.

“i can’t stop holy shit, it’s so wet,” his head falls back and he moans louder. he’s stroking himself through the sweats now, his steam slowing to a trickle.

you wind your fingers through his hair and pull his head to look at you. he whimpers. his hand has found its way inside his ruined pants and he strokes himself furiously, fucking his fist desperately.

“you really couldn’t hold it, could you? just had to piss yourself. you made such a mess, maybe you do need a diaper,” you mock.

he groans, eyes rolling back, hips stuttering as he cums. you see it add to the mess of his sweatpants and you feel your pussy throb.

bucky smiles up at you, dopey and spent. he yanks you down onto his lap, neither of you caring for the mess.

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