Thank you Cari for the kofi! They let me choose a group to draw so here’s the Star Sanses! ^^
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WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!
"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."
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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA
still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )
au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!
the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.
unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?
meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?
that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!
... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.
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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)
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it's an endless cycle of rolling, i guess!
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my therapist really saved me….
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This had to be the roughest landing Magnus has ever had, in probably forever. The glass sphere practically slammed itself into the ground, splintering and cracking. When it finally came to a stop, he found himself upside down. Unbuckling and getting out safely is a feat he's not sure how he managed.
All in all, he only got a few scrapes and bruises. Magnus stepped out into the perfect black glass circle that once was Phandalin and…
Well, he didn't really think this through. He hasn't really been thinking this through. He'd come down here a few times now, though he usually landed in the grass next to the glass, not on it. His boots clicked a little as he walked around, surveying the area. The glass sphere started to float back up to the moon behind him.
He was looking for the Red Robe. Which, according to literally everything he had been told, was a shitty plan. But it was obvious the Director wasn't telling them everything and the visions the Voidfish had given him only pushed that point further. Every night, he had the same dreams over and over: a mantra of static overlaid with these red-robed figures. He saw from an outside perspective and then he saw from inside one of them- the sleeves of a red jacket torn off, laughing with someone whose face he couldn't make out.
He always woke up with a headache. Magnus was tired of taking fantasy Ibuprofen every morning.
So he'd been coming down to Phandalin every few days to try to find the Red Robe figure. He didn't really know where else to look and, if the Director was right about them being creepy and mean, then they would probably hang out at what was basically a giant gravesite, right?
As Magnus was soon to discover, he was right. It was his fourth time down here and not even two minutes into Magnus's expedition, there was the Red Robe. He was weaving through the trees nearby, as if on his way to something. Magnus ran towards him, waving one hand in the air to get his attention.
"Hey! Hey! Red Robe, over here!"
The Red Robe stopped suddenly, whipping around to face Magnus. He seemed startled, which was good for Magnus, because that meant he got the upper hand.
“Magnus-” The Red Robe said, sounding like a regular dude, like he had back outside Refuge. Then, he made a choked sound and pulled himself up into a more intimidating look. It would have worked if Magnus didn’t already have an inkling he was just a big nerd. When he talked next, it was in his raspy, spooky voice. “Magnus, what are you doing here?”
read the rest on ao3!!
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just finished watching stardust rhapsody 9-10 and i
(some spoilers under the cut)
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the wicked twisters are back at it again
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video games....
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GOT TO GOLD RANK IN BIG RUN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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no show results option bc most of you dont play the game and you will make my poll so unreadable. if you wanna see the results you're either lying or waiting a week kjfhgd
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JUST FILLED IN THE BOOKING FORM FOR MY FIRST TATTOO YAAYY YIPPEE YIPPEE WAHOOOO 🥳🥳🥳
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hello! i love the way you draw dirk. do you have any thoughts on vrisjade?
!!! holy shit! it's kris deltarune!!
thank you, he is simply such an awful little guy, i love drawing him sleep deprived and full of (my) autism <33
on to vrisjade... don't mind me dumping a whooole truckload of Words under the cut this is how i process things to make decisions
so. vrisjade. not a ship i particularly know nor look for, but neither was jakeradia yknow i can find joy in anything! and they're no exception, i think i would give silly doggirl and her Will Bite You spider gf a nice pat on the head. looking at both their Um It's Complicated dating histories and raising an eyebrow..oh man would they need time, So much of it, but yknow when it culminates into vriska bullying her gamer gf into Drinking your goddamn w8er!!!!!!!! mid-cod game, and jade tackling vriska to the floor simply for the sake of it, that's goals tbh. think i might like them vacillating pitch. maybe? that's something i'll have to explore in content to figure out thinking face
there's something about the fact that vriska holds herself to a standard of being the one who Has Her Shit Together (lol. lmao even) and how she makes it a point to push the people she cares about to do the same, or at the very least if they're soooooooo inc8pable, leave it to her. cross that with jade "i have to keep everything together i have to do the things right i have to be the hero, i cannot fall apart, i have to get this Done" harley, you get something fascinating.
they're both so cripplingly lonely, one physically one emotionally (saying this loosely, they cross into each other in this aspect), and struggle heavily with vulnerability. vriska desperately wants to be heard, but more than that doesn't want to be seen as weak. jade just wants everything to be okay. have to be seen in a certain way, guiding lights, ugly messes beneath the brilliant glow. the sun and the stars. i think they should bite and maybe kill a little
oh man will they need a lot of time to work this out though. i think it could easily topple into something unsatisfying and painful for them both, it's like almost midnight i can't quite grasp why yet. but i think, if they love each other despite it, they will be able to find a way to be okay.
also john can pull vriska aside and hiss you're dating my SISTER???????? and frankly that's fucking hilarious
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I'm going to keep feeding u ideas because i can. >:3
I need a reader. Just appreciating Brute. Just Snuggling into his chonkyness. Just tellin "the chonkier the better". Compliment his looks. ANYTHING. I need my boy to get love. >:(
(also reader just gifting the Painter just rlly expensive art supplies and limited edition stuff bc boi also gets luv.)
AWWW thats fucking adorable actually!! thank you for the request anon!! (and also thank you for continually feeding me ideas LOL, people like you who appreciate my silly little AU make the effort of writing all this worthwhile <3)
ANYWAYS its bruteforce appreciation time :3
so i think that when you try warming up to him at first, he thinks that you're just doing it to manipulate him into letting you go and is. very unreceptive, to say the least
he'll roll his eyes and respond to your compliments with sarcastic & snarky remarks, yell at you if you even try to so much as put your hand on his shoulder
but deep down? he's just confused and, admittedly, flattered.. sure he's been told that he's funny and charismatic, he's been complimented before, but never on his looks! he's always anticipated being seen on the surface level as a "weird looking fat guy", and was always fully prepared with a full arsenal of comebacks for anyone who says it out loud
so eventually, if you persist long enough, he'll just outright ask you what your deal is with all the complimenting and "touchy-feely" stuff
and upon realizing that you're actually being genuine? he'd admit that he's a little flattered, but ultimately just confused, and would try to be more accpeting of your affection??
but it would definitely take him a while to get used to it.. after the process, though, he'd try really, really hard to make you happy and reciprocate your affection
he'd go out of his way to compliment you in return, look for excuses to be physically close to you, try to find out what you like as best he can so that he can buy stuff for you, etc..
just generally he's rough around the edges, but if you're patient enough (or if you can vibe with him enough) to keep trying to get through to him, he'll eventually end up treating you surprisingly nice :3
and speaking of buying things.... BONUS ROUND FOR PAINTER APPRECIATION!!!! <3
painter does tons of research regarding the most top-of-the-line art supplies (considering he thinks so incredibly highly of himself) so he'd immediately recognize the brand/product line, and believe me when i tell you he'd be fucking floored
first and foremost he'd wonder how the hell you managed to get the money for this kind of stuff; and then he'd just be. like. genuinely excited!!
he doesn't know what to do with all this!! and he's ecstatic about it!! after all his hard work, someone's finally giving him the tools he deserves!!!
needless to say, he's just. over the moon; for at least the next few months you're his new favorite person LMAO
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hav used my birthday money 2 buy clothig :)
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🎵 need that miska music taste so bad
CRYING AND WAILING (IN A GOOD WAY)
depeche mode - the dead of night
angelique kidjo - born under punches
o. children - malo
love like blood - walking in demimondes
xibling - latex gloves
(send me the music note emoji & ill shuffle my likes/playlist and give you a 5-song playlist!)
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