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techdriveplay · 1 month

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Narwal Freo X Ultra - TDP Review

The Narwal Freo X Ultra marks a significant leap forward in the world of robotic vacuum cleaners. Building on the foundation laid by its predecessor, the Narwal Freo, this latest model introduces a suite of advanced features that promise to elevate your home cleaning experience to new heights. With the Freo X Ultra, Narwal has not only increased the power and efficiency of the vacuum but has also…

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tea-and-thrillers · 8 months

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The Best Tea Splurge

I love tea, and hot drinks. One of the things I hate the most about making a cup of tea is waiting for the water to boil, and hoping that the temperature is just right for whatever kind of tea I’m making in that instance. I finally decided to treat myself a little bit and I purchased an electric kettle— but not just any electric kettle, I bought a smart kettle like the mad woman I am. I…

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#appliance review #book recommendations #books #bookstagram #cosori #cozy drinks #fine teas #hot tea #kitchen buys #loose leaf tea #loose tea #Reading #smart appliance #Tea #tea gadgets #tea review #tea splurge

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good-omens-keeps-me-alive · 9 months

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Click for better Quality :(

cc.ziggy on tiktok kindly formated some of Neil & Terry's older tumblr asks! Just felt the two's New Years Resolutions ought to be put together cus I find them interesting, so here that is!

Also, Intelligent Design is the belief that life is too complex to be explained by science & therefore, it must be of supernatural origins. (in case that's not common knowledge bc I was confused at first lol)

#my ass thought crowley meant stuff like smart appliances which i do think he'd find amusing #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #book omens

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bananonbinary · 1 year

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god our dishwasher died because the motherboard in it freaked out and we had to pay 450 fucking dollars to get it fixed.

i am begging you all to tell me where the secret underground of stupid as shit appliances are. i do not want my dishwasher to have 18 settings. my fridge can stay at one temperature. my toaster just needs to toast. please dark google let me buy the $300 dishwasher that just washes my dishes and doesnt have planned obsolescence and that is IT.

#i HATE SMART APPLIANCES #THEY DO NOT NEED COMPUTERS #WHAT THE HELL DOES A DISHWASHER COMPUTER EVEN DO

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ered · 9 months

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is there any actual practical reason for a tfucking oaster to have a touch screen jesus christ

#i hate tech #i hate internet of things #i hate smart appliances

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lennat2 · 7 months

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I got my Internet upgraded and now I can't turn on my television. This is why smart technology is dumb as bricks

#smart #smart tech #smart technology #internet #wifi #smart appliances #the furure is dumb

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socialjusticefail · 7 months

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This article explains why you should get dumb appliances.

#commentary on smart appliances

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piplupod · 1 month

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trying to figure out if accidentally creating chloramine gas in my kitchen sink and (on a separate occasion) nearly starting an electrical fire within a 3-4 year time-frame is either a pretty decent track record of near-disaster/death occurrences or if that's Really Bad

#guess who almost started an electrical fire toniiiiight.... :3 <- visibly shaking and shaken #TO BE FAIR. NEITHER WERE MY FAULT REALLY #i was never taught about the dangers of mixing bleach with other things and i had no idea rotting raw meat created ammonia #and tonight's situation with the electrical fire was literally me just cooking normally like i always do #and i guess god just decided he wanted to prank me or something #ANYWAYS EVERYTHING IS OKAY LOL i do need to see if this appliance is fucked though #i will test it by plugging it in outside #honestly i am so clever and smart though. i was like ''okay i need to unplug this appliance. but i might get electrocuted''#so i put on a thick rubber glove to unplug it fhdsjkl. NOW I DONT THINK IT WOULD /ACTUALLY/ protect from electricity #but like. it might've helped at least a little..... if anything had happened. which it didnt so its okay #anywho. shaky thumbs up big frazzled smile. i'm doing great #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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jovial-gender-jester · 4 months

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really getting into this "candlelight vigil" thing where i attend to laundry & other activities akin to watching paint dry, just so i know it conducts properly. watching my washing machine with a concerned ear & eye because it's favourite cycle is the drowning cycle, where the machine fills itself with buckets of water then doesn't know what to do with itself when it's filled close to the brim.

#txt.mine #smart appliances are so unfuckable when they cant do their most important job... and also stress a part of the house that hates coping..

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sideprojectillustration · 2 months

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50 home automation icons. Check them out!

If you like them, tell a friend ♡ Side Project

#home automation #smart home #smart home icons #domotics #icons #icon design #smart devices #smart appliances #sensors #robotics #AI #energy efficiency #editable icons #icon pack #graphic design #illustration #Side Project

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thatone-churro · 3 months

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my roommates have apparently only just now learned that if you don’t clean and/or rotate the water within water-based appliances (brita filter/pitcher, ice maker, etc.), they do, in fact, grow mold.

#my roommates when the appliances they let sit with sitting water inside end up growing mold: :0 #every day i spend living with these two i struggle to figure out if i have too broad an idea of what is common knowledge or they have none #like with this. and how to double space a paper. and how to make a copy and pasted link not link.#and what an independent and dependent clause is and that you can’t write half your paper in incomplete dependent clauses.#the eternal curse of ‘am i just an english major who actually has decent intelligence or are my roommates just not smart’ ™#grace being stupid #text post #personal

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greenhillguy · 4 months

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walking my friend through how to run a dishwasher over the phone and honestly? sonic-core

#ooc #you think this bitch knows how to use appliances???? no #he's feral #i mean he's not Feral but i think he doesn't appreciate the concept of automating day to day life #unless it's from like an accessibility perspective then go for it #but like people who have “smart homes” just cuz they can?? turning the lights on with their voice?? fridges with screens in them??#sonic wants u dead #(okay he doesn't want u dead but he wants u to touch grass)#WATCH ME RULE THE NIGHT AWAY ( HEADCANON. )

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type40thiefoflight · 6 months

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Jesus Christ, even the stand mixers are "smart" appliances now.

Description from King Arthur Baking:

Introducing the GE Profile Smart Mixer, a stand mixer revolutionizing baking.

Experience the future of mixing with the General Electric Profile Smart Mixer. This innovative stand mixer, equipped with Auto Sense Technology, ensures perfect results every time by monitoring texture changes through motor torque. It boasts a range of intelligent features, including a Built-In Smart Scale, voice control compatibility with Alexa and Google Home, and a companion app filled with guided recipes for effortless baking. The Advanced Digital Motor guarantees both durability and consistent high speed and power for swift emulsification and mixing. With its user-friendly design suitable for both right- and left-handed users, front-facing digital display, automatic wireless updates, convenient automatic shutoff, Reverse Mode for sticky dough, easy-to-use One-Click Release function for attachments, and an easy-to-see Notification Light Ring to monitor the mixer's status, this intelligent mixer is a must-have for any kitchen and every baker.

Description from GE:

Auto Sense Technology

Auto Sense Technology actively monitors changes in texture and viscosity through motor torque feedback to optimize mixing performance. Over-mixing and under-mixing fails are no longer a risk in recipes* that previously required intuition and experience, as an automatic shut-off feature will turn the mixer off when completion is reached.

GE Profile Connect +

With Connect +, your Smart Stand Mixer keeps getting better over time. Connect your mixer to home WiFi to receive software updates that include new features—like step-by-step guided recipes—as they become available.

Voice Control with Alexa and Google Home

No need to touch your mixer with messy hands. Connect your voice-activated smart stand mixer to your Alexa or Google Home device for hands-free control of these functions:

Stop mixer

Set timer (Google function only)

Adjust speed

Set speed

Since when do you need an app and software updates to make cookies?

Not to sound like a crotchety old person, but oh my god why does everything need to be so "high-tech" these days?

Does it mix the ingredients properly? Yes? Good. That's all it should be doing.

#stand mixer #kitchen appliances #smart appliances

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magnetic-dogz · 4 months

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My dad was looking at smart glasses with AI technology in them earlier today and I was like. Didn't we learn a lesson about smart technology and glasses with the colossal failure of Google Glass back in 2013 orrrrrrr

#cookie.txt #also i don't want a fucking computer in my glasses. i don't want smart appliances period can we stop making everything smart

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krittikavenus · 5 months

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At Lifelong, customer satisfaction comes first. The company takes great satisfaction in having an excellent customer service system that guarantees that every question is answered quickly and that every issue is resolved. Beyond the sale, Lifelong is dedicated to providing a seamless customer experience that builds loyalty and trust.

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Lifelong offers a value proposition that is outstanding in the industry, going beyond simple product sales. Every purchase made from Lifelong is a wise financial decision due to the beneficial blend of performance, durability, and quality. The company’s mission is to provide customers with an experience that is outstanding and well worth the investment, not just products.

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There isn’t a one size fits all solution, and Lifelong is fully aware of this. The brand meets each person’s individual needs by offering a wide range of electronic devices as well as a vast and diverse selection of kitchen and household appliances. Lifelong is the place to go for all of your appliance needs because they make sure there is something for everyone.

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According to Lifelong, technology should make things easier rather than harder. Everyone can easily incorporate these appliances into their lives, regardless of experience level, thanks to the user-friendly design of their products. Lifelong wants your experience to be both effective and pleasurable.

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LifelongOnline stands out for its Pan-Indian delivery and support. The brand guarantees that its products will arrive at your location on time. Because of its wide service network, which guarantees that help is only a phone call away, Lifelong is a dependable partner no matter where you go.

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#home & lifestyle #home appliances #smart appliances #smart home devices #kitchen appliances

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sonic-wildfire · 1 year

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Our old oven broke last week and Mom decided to replace it with. A fucking smart oven. That apparently uses wifi.

#RRRRAAAGGGHHH I HATE SMART APPLIANCES I HATE THE CONVERSION TO REPLACING TRIED-AND-TRUE TRADITIONAL MACHINES WITH HALF BAKED SUBSTITUTES #FOR THE SAKE OF MODERNIZATION #THE ONLY THINGS THAT SHOULD BE SMART ARE YOUR PHONE YOUR TV AND YOUR CAR #EVERYTHING ELSE RELIES ON AN INTERNET CONNECTION TO CARRY OUT THE VERY THINGS THEY’RE MEANT TO DO

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