Skeksis x taller reader

Based on the sizes they used on set  SkekMal - In a way it was a fresh breath of air for SkekMal to see someone that could intimidate him. Although size doesn't really matter when it comes to survival, skill did. So if you were good at any type of combat, he’d totally challenge you to a 1v1. SkekSo - He doesn’t really care, BUT he does think you’d be a great body guard, or a guard in general. He would get intimidated if you were provoked - usually in arguments where there were only both of you. Would keep you around if he sensed danger. SkekSil - He’d try to get on your good side immediately, which sometimes made things worse for him. He would definitely use you as a threat, or circle around you if he knew he was in trouble in hopes of scaring anyone he pissed off away. SkekTek -Tek wouldn’t be happy about another giant creature that’ll most likely bully him like the others. But if you are nice to him, and treat him like an equal, you were bound to break his mind. Would ask you to reach for stuff and help him in his experiments. SkekGra - He’d see you as a huge body pillow, an amazing cuddle buddy. It would be his dream to be sandwiched between you and UrGoh, especially in colder nights, if you were a breathing heater just like his counterpart.

Could you please do headcanons for the moment that the Skeksis realize that they're in love with the human reader?

skekSo

- doesn’t exactly deny that he cares for you, because nobody would have the gall to suggest it. Even if they did, he’d quickly (and albeit honestly) say he gives you fair treatment for your loyal service to explain his favoritism towards you. That, and being a human rarity made you a special case in his book.

- However, he realizes he loves you when you show him genuine kindness outside of servitude.

skekTek

- he’s always been protective over you, he tends to latch on begrudgingly to anyone he can genuinely call a friend.

- He was skeptical the first time you stood at his defense. As much as he likes you, he can’t help but feel like there was some ulterior motive.

- It was the prospect of you leaving that made him realize. When you declined another skeksis’ offer to have you under their wing. You made sure not to blame him for their rejection. That act helped him realize how much you cared for him, and in turn how much he did as well.

skekGra

- He’s going on about the plan to reunify with urGoh, when you say you hope he remembers you when he’s GraGoh again. You both laugh it off because- of course he will! Both halves of him do!

- Then he realizes for the first time in hundreds of trine he feels like he’s leaving something behind again for unity. He is still sure of becoming one again, but he’s realizing not only that it will be a change for the three of you, but that he cares enough about you where he does worry if it will be the same. He knows it wont be. He likes to think it’ll be better.

Skekgra taking care of nb reader after they get sick or hurt.

Doctor Vulture-Dad coming up! Gonna do some short headcanons: 

Skekgra has had to make do since exiling himself and his other half to the middle of nowhere; or the middle of somewhere, the best some wheres, he says. 

While supplies are limited and basic, they are natural and potent. Salves that heal, teas that take away the fever, and refreshing soaks in flowers to clean the sick. 

He makes sure you drink lots of water and eat special food, to keep your illness at bay. Throw up is not on his schedule, no! 

“You need all your liquids inside, silly!”

He’s very attentive, caring, but also worrying. The Wanderer has to slow the Heretic down some, helping to calm the situations when Skekgra may get a bit to overbearing. 

The air of your resting room is filled with medicated mist, but cool and not stuffy; it’s refreshing and keeps you comfortable in the heat of the desert. 

Poly UrGoh and Skekgra headcanons please?

AH YES THE PERFECT STONER COUPLE BEING POLY)

(THIS IS MY SHIT RIGHT THERE)

When they find their Third(or others, honestly they could range from a cute three person couple to a giant pile of happy beans), they welcome them with open arms, Urgoh calm and gently welcoming them to their home while SkekGra practically bounces about introducing them to everything and almost tugging their arms off in his happiness.

Both have their own qualities that show during their relationship, SkekGra is far more creative and bubbly while Urgoh is teasing and down to earth. Because of this, Urgoh tends to be the one to notice when their S/O’s saddened or down in general, while SkekGra tends to make sure they never feel that way in the first place.

SkekGra, of course, is an avid cuddler and will often snuggle into either Urgoh or their other S/O’s. He tends to be the skeksis in the middle, unless asked by the others.

Urgoh tends to give decent advice when he isn’t being confusing, and will often hold his own way of cheering up his love by driving SkekGra insane by his much too slow speech. 

Skekgra will often sing songs about them, as well as urgoh, and just them all together

Often they make puppet shows with the three(or more) of them, often silly shenanigans like ‘tricking’ skekGra puppet that the mini circle of the suns is on fire, or other silly but cute things.

When they mention their rejoining, they often take notice of the fear and worry within the eyes of their third. They understand the fear, given they know once they are GraGoh, they won’t be the same as they were separate. One thing they know, is they will never stop loving them, even after they merge once more.

Skekgra/Urgoh,SkekMal,SkekSo getting jealous when another human shows up and starts acting a little too clingy to their mate, said other human thinks Skeksis are aliens that have invaded Earth and they and the reader are the only two humans left and need to start saving the species which causes to the reader to freak out and their partner(s) to come help them.

Thanks to this post they have names now!

Also, in this AU, they’re going to be just a little bit... more delusional than how I’d normally write them, so like, I wouldn’t judge their characters here lol. Also AU of an Au bc in the one theyre from, you came to earth with them too in the same escape ship. 

Violence and angst warning!

[SkekGra/UrGoh x reader]

“Look, I don’t know what kind of lies they’ve been planting in your head (y/n), but you’re not one of them. You’re human, I’m human, what if we’re the only ones left on Earth!? We have to leave, come with me-” Argyris grabbed your hand hard enough to elicit a pained yelp from you. Both SkekGra and UrGoh stood up seeing the alarm on your face and rushed over as you began to yank your wrist from their grip.

“Alright, yep, yep, we are done here.” SkekGra all but pried Argyris off of you by the scruff of their clothes. They quarreled as UrGoh put his arm around you.

“Are you... alright?” He murmured. You nodded.

“Yeah just... startled, I’m fine.” You frowned. “I’m afraid they’re um... Not all there anymore. They really think they’re on Earth I just feel bad I mean, the truth is right in front of them.”

[SkekMal x reader]

Whatever sweet Lamia you’d come to know was gone. Their eyes looked vacant and... wrong. There was no other way to put it, it was like they looked right past you.

“I love you, (y/n).” They breathed. “I was made for you. We’re the last two people on this planet, that can’t be an accident. It can’t be an accident. It can’t be.”

They laughed emptily and pressed your hand to their breast. You couldn’t tell if their heart was beating so fast it all blurred together, or so slow you barely felt it at all. 

“It can’t be an accident, the world wouldn’t just... take everything from me and give me to you on accident. My friends and family, they wouldn’t just disappear and leave you here, if it didn’t mean we were meant to- (y/n) I love you so much. This is our Eden, we were meant to start over we- (y/n) you’re the only thing I have to live for anymore.” They sobbed, weakly groping towards your face and throwing themselves in your arms against any protest. “I love you! I love you! You’re the only fucking person in the world, tell me you love me! (y-”

They cut off with a terrible gasp and thrashed for a moment before going limp. You looked up to see SkekMal pulling the dagger out of their back. He said nothing. He only looked at you, dropped the weapon, and cradled your shocked face in his claws. Your jaw dropped, your eyes wide, you said nothing either, bringing a shaking hand up to his and holding him close.

[SkekSo x reader]

“Sorry it’s just- its just funny.”

“What is?”

“These things take over our world and you become like, their ruler. That’s just crazy to me but like, powerful in a weird way.” They laughed. You bit back a frown. You’d explained to them many times that this wasn’t Earth, but it always seemed to go in one ear and out the other. “You know... if you ever come to your senses, Earth needs to be repopulated. I’m joking, I’m joking... Unless?”

They laughed again, and you chuckled too, quieter though. You knew who was watching with an icy gaze boring into the back of Ozzie’s skull.

When Ozzie went missing the next day, you didn’t ask questions.

SkekGra x Human Reader

It’s soft hours Gra has a nightmare You wake up to a sudden movement near you. It was SkekGra again, sitting up, panting and clutching onto his clothes.

He had nightmares, a lot of them. He never told you about them. But you knew it was related to his past. At least that’s what you could piece together from the things he mumbled in his sleep. Comforting him in the middle of the night was a weekly thing. You sit up as well, placing your hand on his shoulder, tracing circles with your thumb. Slowly his breathing starts to match yours. You hug him and rest your head on his shoulder, holding his shaky hands in your warm ones. There was no need for any words. He knew you were there for him. You always were. Once he felt calm enough he laid back down, you followed. Now both of you still holding hands you stared at the ceiling. You started telling him about your experiences on Earth, just like you always did when he had troubles sleeping. The way you described everything seemed so magical to him.  Everything about you seemed magical, even your ability to soothe him after the worst of nightmares.

Reader being confused at skeksis (if your choice) acting like a peacock cause they trying to impress them

VERY epic of you to give me the choice anon!! This will be SilleyTM and I hope you don’t mind I gave them different bird mating tendencies!

[SkekGra x reader x UrGoh] (Turkey + Bearded Dragon)

“Has he… have you both gotten into the berries again?” You asked UrGoh, not sure what to make of SkekGra- face flushed with color as if he just had an asthma attack, bobbing his head and flipping his skirts about. As he strutted this way and that.

“I… told you… it would go… over their head.” UrGoh threw a disappointed look over to SkekGra as he tossed his head downward over and over again. You sat there, dumbstruck as UrGoh mimed breaking something in half with his chin and SkekGra tossed up his robes, pacing back and fourth, muttering.

“We thought-” SkekGra muttered. “This would be spontaneous and exciting and romantic, but it seems the message isn’t getting through.” You blinked, scratching your cheek with a finger.

“….OH! You guy’s wanna f-”

“(Y/N)!”

“Why didn’t you just say so?”

[SkekMal x reader] (Frigate bird)

You sat very still, grinning with your hands gripping your knees. Ok, now this was exciting. While you two had been laying beneath the shady canopy, protected from the midday sun, you told SkekMal stories of your homeworld. The topic got to dance, to clubs, then to lapdances and stripteases. He seemed… oddly interested, and for a moment you thought he was going to ask you to perform one for him. But no, SkekMal had other plans. He instead offered to put on a show for YOU.

So you sat, trying not to grin as his hooded green eyes met yours and he swayed deliberately. There was a deep rattle in his throat, like the throaty clicks from the Predator movies. He was… not a bad dancer, to say the least. His hips were limber and his shoulder strong, and he lifted up his back arms to flex his claws as if he didn’t know he was showing off. 

He came closer, purring deeply and undid his blouse. Blood rushed to your face and you ogled down where he stripped layers from his breast….

And it was like someone had hit your car and engaged the airbag. A gigantic, red, hollow sac of flesh inflated from his chest and he threw his head back to let out a loud honk. Your face dropped as he vibrated, arms up, beak open, gigantic weird skin sac deployed like a raft. You came this close to fainting as the mood (for you) was killed completely.

He seemed very into it, but you never asked for a striptease again. 

Bruh. The last ask about unrequited crush destroyed me. 😭😭😭😭 Would you take a bribe of an egg to have the reader reciprocate their love? 🥚🥚🥚

(colonizes mycelium inside egg) delicious, thank you. the trade has been made!

SkekSo: He knew you’d come around. You had him worried there for a second. The Emperor tried his luck and finally outright offered you his hand... And to his pleasant surprise, you accepted. He promises you will want for nothing, and your life will be full of endless love and prosperity.

SkekTek:  He was prepared to fester in his misery till Thra rendered him a memory. He was prepared to live out the rest of his days in sorrow- But SkekTek could have nothing for long, not even his own pain. You were the one to make the move, and he felt as though his life started over again.

SkekSil: You caught him off guard, incredibly so. Your confession was troubled, as if you’d been kept up as many nights by this as he has. This was always a possibility, yes, but... It was so unexpected.

SkekMal: You must have gotten tired of his tantrums and decided to confront him. You demanded to know why he was acting that way. He tells you angrily, an air of indignation as if you had accused him of something terrible. You refrain from laughing. It all makes sense now. Why didn’t he just say so?

SkekZok: He’s incredibly intrigued. You’re quite a catch, and to so easily walk into his grasp? How lovely. He’ll make sure you don’t regret it. 

SkekUng: He is delighted by this news! You’ve won his affection and there is no greater triumph than knowing he’s done the same. He’s proud to be with you, and together you will be unstoppable.

SkekGra: He was getting tired of the uncertainty, the shame he felt whenever he pressed a little too far and you, flustered, would retreat. So he finally just asked, quieter than his usual self. He knows he cannot conquer you. You have to come willingly... And you do. He feels his heart swell and he can finally tell you outright: he loves you.

SkekLi: He’s conflicted. A sense of weight, responsibility, reality- has just fallen upon his shoulders. He doesn’t know how to feel. On one hand it feels like the game is over, and somehow he feels like you just told him that you hate him. He laughs at how ridiculous he’s being. He cries. He doesn’t know what to do.

Yo, can I have some romantic head canons for the good Skeksis AU? I feel like we all need that right now, and you don’t need to do it immediately, just whenever u have time or whenever u want, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

ok i am SO HONORED yall are interested in my Swap AU pls ask me about it.......

that being said here you go!

dating skekTek the Naturalist is guaranteeing an adventure. He’s like a blend of Charles Darwin and Coyote Peterson almost. He loves animals, loves cataloging them in his journals. He’ll take you out to the forest and introduce you to beautiful, docile breeds of bird and teach you how to call landstriders. He’s got a soft spot for bird like creatures, especially sidetic. While dating skekTek, you are most likely dating his companion skekGra the Explorer as well. You have many adventures! A date with the three of you is somewhat akin to an Indiana Jones movie. Whatever happens, it’ll be interesting.

I hope you like kids. If you’re dating skekVar the Headmaster, you’re going to have to. The head of the village orphanage and director of the school, skekVar is a busy father of many so getting his attention may be difficult at first. Be patient, and try not to mind the kids giggling up a storm when you hold his hand.

skekNa the Shepherd is a gruff farmer type. He isn’t one to beat around the bush, and appreciates it if you’re bold and direct in stating your feelings for him. Don’t worry if you’re shy. He might be a little rough around the edges, but if he can coax a foal, he can be gentle with you.... sometimes.

skekSo the Mentor is the charming soothsayer and leader of the village council, motivated and selfless. He’s busy, often found checking up on homes and cleaning around town. If you show any interest in him, he’d be deeply flattered, worried a bit that you put yourself in an awkward position courting the town’s figurehead.

This one’s for @skekshroom but I’ll still use ‘you’ so anyone can enjoy. Happy broth birth day. skekGra and urGoh had asked you to go out for food scavenging with Lore which wouldn’t be all that unusual if it wasn’t for them acting all weird for the past few days. It was mostly skekGra who was giggling and being all jumpy more than usual, whilst urGoh was speaking in riddles more than ever. "Do you think this will be enough, Lore?" you asked, getting a head tilt from the creature you decided that it’s enough. Both of you started to make your way back. Most of the trip you had spent wondering what the pair could be doing, hoping there was no anniversary you had forgotten about.  When both of you finally arrived back to the circle of the suns you heard Gra shushing Goh as you approached. When you entered you noticed that the place was redecorated. The place was brighter with a few pieces of cloths hanging down.  You looked around, taking in all the beauty of the three suns shining perfectly, to create a warm, welcoming atmosphere. You saw skekGra and urGoh pop out from one of the curtains with their arms up “Happy birthday” both of them exclaimed, urGoh speaking a little delayed. Both of them engulfed you in a group hug, Lore awkwardly joined in. “Thank you” you spoke into urGoh’s shoulder, your voice muffled.  Pulling away from the hug skekGra spoke “We didn’t know when is your actual birthday, but it’s been a year since you came to Thra, so we thought that shall do!” he explained.  “We also.. made you.. a cake” urGoh spoke as he moved out the way to reveal something that resembled a cake. It had clearly broken into many pieces but was put back together rather messily. It was surrounded by a bunch of sticks that were lit up. That explained the burnt off sleeve Gra had been sporting.  “Happy first Thra-birthday!”  The cake contained urdrupes

SkekGra/Urgoh,SkekMal,SkekTek leaning how short human lives are by their older female s/o who's like late thirties who already getting gray hair, and complaining about their back or joints bothering them, which confuses her partner(s) because by Thra standards she's a young adult. which leads to the conversation that humans don't live that long

SkekGra/UrGoh: They were confused. You were so young! 30 years old was... ridiculously young in their years, but you assured them that was very much the adult age of humans, and they accepted it. They simply seemed to think human adolescence was a blip on the radar. That’s when you exhibit the first few signs of aging and sit them down for the conversation. SkekGra is devastated. UrgOh is devastated. They’re both quite frankly freaking out. SkekGra paces about, babbling about how he needs to make sure your short few years left are spent as best as possible- but why didn’t you tell him sooner!? Oh all the squandered moments, if he’d known he wouldn’t have wasted so much time! UrGoh doesn’t say much, but pulls you into a hug and cries. You can tell them “its not gonna be for a while” all you want, but the thought is just so jarring! Give them a bit.

SkekMal: He thought you were sick, at first. When you tell him humans don’t live very long, he immediately assumes the worst. He silently is freaking out, thinking you only have a few months or years to live. When you assure him you’ll be around hopefully until your 80′s or less, he’s much more at peace with the fact. He feels... pity. And a bit of anger at the injustice of it all. It was unfair that someone as important as you lived for such a short time. He would have to make the next 40 years worth it, as he’d be grieving you for much longer.

SkekTek: He sees signs of aging, he knows it better than anyone. He’s concerned in an instant, though he wont say it until the conversation that prompts you explaining that human lifespans are nothing to write home about. He doesn’t know how to take it. On one hand, he should have expected that it’d be different from a skeksis lifespan or even a gelfling but that short? He almost feels bitter you let him get so attached to you if you knew you’d leave so soon. He forgives you, though. He always does.

SkekGra/Urgoh,SkekMal with a blind human who curiously asks if they can feel their face or hands so they can feel what they look like.

[SkekGra x reader x UrGoh]

- They happily agree, and gently guide your hands to them to explore. You feel every deep divot and wrinkle in their hands, careful to mind SkekGra’s sharp claws. You smile as you feel the knitted fabric of his fingerless gloves. 

- Up to their faces you move, feeling the firm and textured skeksis skin and long, protruding jaw bones. He closes his eyes as your fingers trace over his bushy eyebrows and feel along the sticky lines of facepaint.

- UrGoh’s face is a gentle slope with creases and aged lines along it. He’s so cute and round, a perfect compliment to SkekGra’s spiny features.

[SkekMal x reader]

- You didn’t have to ask- he offered, actually. He had been thinking about it for a while and couldn’t take it anymore. You yelp in shock as he takes your wrists.

“What are you d-” Thats when your palms press against curved bone and he slowly releases you as your hands move to explore. Your mouth is slightly agape as you feel all the nicks and scratches of the bone mask. Suddenly it moves from under your touch and you feel firm and wiry skin. There’s about a million little pockets to his face, and protrusions along his cheek and above his eyes. 

You realize after you pull away and you hear his mask replace onto his face what he wanted. He just wanted you to see him. 

what would skeksis with an unrequited crush on a human be like?

Oh geez i went ham lmao

SkekSo: He doesn’t believe it will be unrequieted for long. Perhaps it takes time for you to form attraction to him. That’s fine. It’s fine. But couldn’t you hurry up already? If you blatantly make it clear you don’t like him, he’s frustrated, furious. He pities how shortsighted you are. 

SkekTek: What a surprise, the universe punishes him further. He will try to distance from you as much as possible, kicking you out of his lab often. But chances are, you’re a good friend and worry about his well being. There are moments where you smile at him and he forgets you’ll never see him the same as he sees you. This hurts. He’s yearning, and its nothing but pain.

SkekSil: He’s not shocked. He didn’t even want to admit to himself of his feelings because he knew it was ludicrous. He tried to stomp the feelings out of himself, or at least try to charm you. Every attempt goes south. He’s not sure if he’s doing that on purpose. He’s very sweet to you, but the second you leave his head is in his hands and his fists are at the wall.

SkekMal: To say he’s frustrated is the understatement of the year. He absolutely hates his own lack of self control. If the moments get even anything close to tender, or he feels his heart beginning to skip- He’s storming off, growling to himself in anger. Its jarring and not very fun for anyone.

SkekZok: All I can say is that you’ve awoken something terrible and I am very sorry for you.

SkekUng: He’s frustrated at himself, but he respects you for even bringing him to this point. It takes a certain type of person to court the affection of the Garthim Master. 

SkekGra: He’s going to be sad about it, and has to reevalutate his relationship with you. But give him time, he’ll be okay. He cares for you beyond his crush... But that doesn’t make it much easier. He’ll be over you in a decade.

SkekLi: If only it encourages him. He must be a bit of an emotional masochist, because he loves your annoyed responses to his prods and banter. He loves how little you care. When it really sinks in though, it hurts him, makes him feel hollow. He can ignore it, pretend his real love for you is all part of the game. Honestly, he kind of revels in the tragedy of it all.

Can we have more skeksis with a pregnant reader please and thank you! ❤

ab !! so !! lutely!!

- SkekSo, as I’ve said before, is a very very anxious padre. He’s constantly having SkekTek give you a checkup,making sure you and the baby is ok, monitoring your diet, etc. His fear of death extends to his fear of his family dying as well. 

- SkekTek is actually very calm about the whole situation. Its surprising given how anxious he is in general. Must be something about the scientific aspect of monitoring your body is familiar and soothing to him. Because as soon as his halfskeks are born... all that goes out the window and he cries.

- SkekLi is delighted to know that the babies can hear him in there. He talks to them constantly, makes jokes, etc. He’s so excited to meet them, he’s already got these ideas of them in his head. He imagines the kind of family you’re all going to be and he gets giddy.

- SkekSa is a nervous madre, but she will be with you every step of the way. You two have already decorated the nursery, and she sits with you every night, talking to you both. She kisses your belly and jokingly tells the little halflings inside you that they best come out soon, their parent needs some wine.

- SkekGra and UrGoh are doting as the word may allow. They want you to take it easy, you’re carrying both their little ones! They really wish they could carry instead, that would distribute the “workload” a little more evenly... Or not, because then you’d have TWO pregnant beings in need of care. They cant wait to see what their childlings look like, they’ve already started making clothes for them! That begs the question though... How many arms do they sew for?

- SkekEkt and SkekAyuk are overjoyed, and you can be sure you’ll want for nothing as their pampering knows no bounds. Cravings are taken care of, comfy clothes, also taken care of. You three spend hours coming up with names because all of you are incredibly indecisive. You end up with an extensive list to ensure no matter how many end up in the world at once, all will have beautiful names.

Here we go again. Could you please do Gra and Goh attempting to recreate an earth holiday?? I feel like gra would LOVE christmas. ty.

osidjhvncs sorry i made you resend this buT SIFHDSJD TURNS OUT I DID NOT DELETE THE ORIGINAL ASK ILYYY

Edit: screams and cries bc i accidentally refreshed the page and lost like. all of this.

[SkekGra x reader x UrGoh]

“Can I look now?” You peeked out from between your fingers. 

“No!” SkekGra squawked from behind the curtains of linen and canvas. You sighed, burying your eyes once again in your hands. You could hear shuffling... A bit of jingling... and something heavy move. Mostly you heard skekGra muttering to keep still and directing urGoh in...something.

“Alright, (y/n), you can look now!” You immediately dropped your hands and blinked to adjust to the light. You’d been waiting pretty patiently for a while.

Out stepped skekGra and urGoh, wearing much more red, white, and green than you’d ever seen them where. You were a bit confused at first, until out stepped lore from behind the hanging sheets of fabric that descended from the rafters. You gasped.

“We had... a tree... but...” UrGoh glanced over t the vaguely tree shaped pile of scrap wood and fabric. “We wanted.... Lore... to feel... included.”

And included he was. The creature of rock stood there, seemingly oblivious, and draped in decorative strings with knots of colorful cloth, wooden charms, and hanging ornaments. You gave a gleeful laugh and marveled at their craft. Especially that adorable star shaped hat atop Lore’s head.

“Guys, this is so sweet!” You chuckled as Lore rest his blocky head in your hands. SkekGra and urGoh joined you at your side, and you gave them both an appreciative kiss on the cheek.

“We figured you might miss such a wonderful celebration!”

“So we thought... why have you... miss it... at all?”

“Thank you both. This is so nice of you!” You were stunned, though really did you have much reason to be? These two were interested in human culture, and were always so kind to you. It was no surprise they’d want you to be a little less homesick. 

“Merry Crass Mask, (y/n).” SkekGra said, giving you a kiss. “....I said that right, didn’t I?”

“Christmas but-” You held his hand, grinning. “I get the idea!”

“SkekGra... you didn’t... wait for... me to... bring it out...”  UrGoh said with a hint of disappointment in his voice. Confused and intrigued, you watched him rummage through his shirt pocket and produce a wad of green fabric scraps tied together with white beads. You stifled a squeal at the craftsmanship and how cute the little mistletoe was. 

Gleefully you gave them both adoring kisses.

You didn’t have the heart to tell them Christmas wasn’t for another 8 months.

A scenario human who was a monster hunter back in her world telling SkekGra/Urgoh and Skekmal folktales the mythology and times she'd encountered these creatures even had the scars to prove it. large claw marks that go from her neck to her back.

[SkekGra x reader x UrGoh]

"So, did you ever find your moon-eater?" SkekGra leaned in as you recounted the tale of your greatest failed hunt. You gave a tight smile and shucked your robe from your shoulder, revealing a long, thick scar that enveloped your entire left side.

"It found me. Just as fierce as my father described it- and just as big. This thing towered out of the water as if it could bite the moon in half and drag it under. It was smart too, it knew why I was there." You lifted your clothes back over yourself. "The serpent was tall and silverbacked, the color of constellations and the sky behind it. When it lunged it looked like the white milky way had converged on my position. It barely nicked me, I managed to dodge that bite... But the bakunawa got away. And it took my flesh with it."

[SkekMal x reader]

"Why did it catch you off guard?" SkekMal was immediately interested. Your hunting skills rivaled his own. To think not even someone but something has outwitted you had him surprised. You looked grimly into the fire as you sharpened your spear.

"It spoke to me in my sister's voice." You said. There was silence for many moments. "It led me out off the trail and into the woods. I heard my sister say she was lost, so I went to go help her. I should have just said 'follow my voice!'... It would have probably ran out of things to mimic."

You loosened the straps of where your prosthetic leg fastened to your thigh, massaging the skin and marks left behind my the loss of it.

"After that, I never touched the forest without a weapon. And anything that came close never left alive."