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royalphantompain · 2 years

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Listening to some cut dialog for The Conductor where his train gets destroyed makes me strangely sad. He genuinely sounds so heartbroken.

#Also in the finale he says #What's the point of living if I ain't got me train anyway #Sir are you okay?#A Hat in Time #ahit #the conductor

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letskeepwalking · 7 months

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"Yeah, I used to have my students make Tumblrs to ask me Geometry questions."

an actual quote from the curmudgeon in his late 50s during the meeting on how to increase student engagement.

When I tell you my whole brain did the dial-up noise to the point where he looked at me and started to explain Tumblr as a concept.

(He doesn't do this any more because RSS feeds aren't a thing anymore. But at one point he had each of his kids make blogs and they had to post two Geometry questions per lesson.)

#hellsite (affectionate)#how do you know that tumblr exists but not understand that you only see blogs you follow?#like #the RSS feed is just the tumblr dashboard????#sir are you okay?#I feel like those kids should be entitled to financial compensation

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ryctone · 1 year

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UMMM...

this is not correct-

#sir are you okay?#my stuff #cookie run kingdom #I literally watched him die during the end battle loading screen #didn't know this could happen

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artkaninchenbau · 4 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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fancyfeasti · 4 months

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"I guess you have changed."

-Husk, Hazbin Hotel Ep. 8

#Is anyone okay after that finale??#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #i'm still processing all the new info they just threw at us #Sir pentious is in heaven?!?!?!?!!?#lilith????#i'm so sad its over but holy shit that was so good #anyways enjoy some soft huskerdust while you process #actually sobbing #charlie morningstar #vaggie #sir pentious #lucifer #lilith #nifty

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cubbyyyy · 3 months

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You know what makes me sit in silence everytime i think about it?

The fact that Andrew was attracted to every version of Neil.

He thought he was hot when he still had his brown eyes/brown hair

He thought he was hot when he had blue eyes/brown hair

He thought he was hot when he had blue eyes/auburn hair and the number 4 tattooed under his eye. ”you are a pipe dream“ , he said, looking at Neils bruised and most honest self.

Then Baltimore. Neil got tortured. Got bruised all over his skin, scars that’ll never be forgotten and what does Andrew do? He asks yes or no and kisses his hip.

It sure af wasn’t love at first sight but the fact that his initial attraction never faded gives you a hint about what Neil is for Andrew.

(Not to mention how the versions of Neil changed the more Andrew learned about Neil as well. First he was Neil. Then he was Abram. Then he was Nathaniel. Until he finally became Neil Abram Josten.

All the lies. All the truths. It all came together and Andrew was there during all of it).

and if I start talking about Neil falling for Andrew the more he learned about him and the role he took over-

(Neil is there to protect the one who protects them all)

#andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg #they are in love sir #don’t get me started on Neil fr #or how this is a metaphor about life #andrew will stay no matter what #seeing the ugly and still be in love #life is ugly #but they have each other #so it’s okay #in love with nora for writing them #nora sakavic #thank you #you were amazing #don’t make the Neil though

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yrsonpurpose · 2 months

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"the handsomest-bodied man in all of England."

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asspinkie · 3 months

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astarion: *disapproves*

tav: you DISAPPROVE of tav? after you use her body like the capri sun? oh! oh! jail for boyfriend! jail for boyfriend for One Thousand Years!

#astarion babe i am literally just helping people the same way i help you #like?? it's only okay if it's YOU getting the attention?? i will fight you right now sir #in which tav is ALSO a sad wet cat #this is not an attack on astarion's agency to be clear #bg3 #astarion #tavstarion #miette dialogue plays in my head every time he disapproves

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lilykerhoas · 1 month

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floating, falling, sweet intoxication...

@shakeatradefeather's master. august 2023.

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indelicateink · 8 days

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as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk—#i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room)#but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

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its-de · 1 month

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THIS CARD IS SO CUTE 😭

#“I'll find you.. no matter where you are”#okay sir 🫠🫠#love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #xavier love and deepspace #♡

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ahalliance · 2 months

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Antoine, reading chat: “My favourite work/creation on QSMP?” Pomme

#qsmp #antoine daniel #jay liveblogs #???????#is that a ref to his lore or ??????? he did a little cough afterwards too im like . okay sir #qantoine created the eggs theory part….. 10!#for my frenchies the question was ‘mon œuvre préféré’ specifically #thank you antoine for making lore refs checks stream 3 hours and 30 mins into ur valorant stream . amazing stuff

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khattikeri · 9 days

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always fucks me up how every major male SVSSS character barring liu qingge (dead for all of PIDW) and shen yuan (literal transmigrator) have some variation of airplane bro's personality, insecurity, and shitty coping mechanisms. like.

shen jiu!qingqiu lashing out, letting people assume terrible shit about him because it's easier than trying to clarify his intentions only for his actions and words to be misinterpreted anyway?

yue qingyuan being politely vacant, aimless and self-deprecative, believing himself a failure who deserves to be hated?

og!shang qinghua being a cannon fodder "cowardly traitor", cut off from protection and money and killed by his former liege?

mobei-jun having deeper set issues with trust and loyalty, especially from family members and personal servants?

tianlang-jun's naivete and emotional attachment leading indirectly to his being sealed under a mountain miserable and alone for years?

zhuzhi-lang's excessive degree of loyalty to people who show him sincere kindness, since most people find him ugly and unapproachable?

PIDW!luo binghe's emotional apathy and detachment after all he suffered; him being rewritten into an overpowered, intelligent, revenge-driven, manipulative man so good in bed he can force anyone to join his harem?

SVSSS!luo binghe being similar to the above, but otherwise being clingy, deeply insecure, clumsy and inefficient in bed and in love?

SVSSS!luo binghe being desperate to maintain emotional connections and terrified of the perception that he's being abandoned by someone he loves and looks up to?

SVSSS!luo binghe being willing to go to concerning extremes to find out WHY that person changed their mind and chose to hurt him, abandon him, and what he can do to fix things?

SVSSS!luo binghe's most bitter anguish being the thought that they despise him and are throwing him away for unchangeable aspects of who he is, for being himself?

PIDW was originally a romanceless web novel driven by its unique fantasy setting and lore. it was stripped down of those elements to make way for cliche heterosexual porn tropes until it became an inconsistent male power fantasy harem novel that fickle readers-- whose money pay airplane's bills now that his parents both remarried and started new families, cutting off basically all money and contact with him-- would keep reading.

everything about PIDW (and SVSSS) reflects part of airplane. not only the characters' personalities and experiences, but the original story as a whole, considering how much of it (of himself) airplane ended up sacrificing and shuttering away to present a different image that would be more easily accepted.

#keri chats #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #i'm not tagging all the other characters lol #svsss meta #SHANG QINGHUA AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR I LOVE YOU SIR ARE YOU OK(i am forcibly removed from cangqiong peak)#long post #liu qingge's interesting. pidw!lqg was a blank slate so svsss!lqg is a lot more organic and Not influenced by airplane's... everything #everyone ELSE though? jesus christ get well soon (im teasing this is sad and i want them to have nice things)

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artkaninchenbau · 2 months

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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propertyofsamcollins · 2 months

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I'm sorry, but Quinn kink shaming Darlin' is so fucking crazy to me😭

Sir, you kill people for funsies??? And you're trying to shame me for liking biting??

Like the audacity of that man is so crazy

You're literally bound to a chair and about to be executed for your crimes, and you're calling me a pain freak??? You like to watch people without their knowledge sir, please take several seats 😭

#like the man has so much audacity 💀#you're literally a creep???#you like torturing people??#and im weird for wanting to be bit??#okay sir💀#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted tank #redacted quinn

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lyraeeee · 3 months

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IM CRYING I NEVER KNEW HE COULD BE THIS HEAVY IN GAME?? 😭😭😭

each step is a whole damn earthquake

#like holy shit???#sir are you okay #this is what it feels like to carry the whole game #carrying the weight of the world in his tiny pockets #lies of p #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p game #lop

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