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thinking about married destiel and dean one day uses the expression "we've got bigger fish to fry" and cas gets such a hungry look in his eyes then says: "we're killing fish??? bigger fish first??? we can eat them?? exterminate those idiotic creatures from existence 🙄 yess that is a mission for us, wonderful 😇" and dean thinks about how adorable cas is in the ways he resembles a cat so he just smiles and says "sure buddy"
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Fair warning to muses that like to steal some food/ take a sip out of others drinks when they are comfy with them/are in a relationship.
Reiju frequently sprinkles poison on hers so anyone not paying attention is gonna end up either having a really bad time or dead because they couldn’t keep their damn hands to themselves :)))
#🥀Perchance to Feel🥀Headcanons#silly HC time#yes she does partake in poison doses every now and then public or not#please don't steal her food if you want to live
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda#they're very silly especially in retrospect#aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy#i'll do it but christ alive#my art#fanart#tgcf#tgcf fanart#tgcf spoilers#technically#also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#feng xin#hua cheng#...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases#every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse#my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable#ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable#silly hc but i think its fun#also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the#whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the#m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dead on main#ghost kitchen au#danny fenton#jason todd#kipwrite
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I was just having a bit of fun with incorrect quotes stuff and. well-
Look, do I love Fi? Yes.
Do I think Mask would be a tad salty and sensitive about that specific subject? Also yes.
#linked universe#lu mask#oot link#mm link#loz fi#tloz#tloz fanart#time travel shenanigans#my art#Was just thinking about hyrule warriors again as usual#and how an hypothetical strained relationship would be with these two#fi doesn't say it to be mean just to clarify#it's complicated#I haven't drawn it yet. but I love the HC of Fi calling Mask 'young master'#while she calls the other Links 'master'#and then there would be Sky. The only one she calls by name 'Link' (and master too sometimes. it's a habit)#I just drew this for the sillies. don't look too much into it
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post-mission shenanigans
#caused quite a stir on twitter so figured I should post here too :0#happy to announce i am extremely annoying about resident evil <3 yes i love the sexies <3#i hope i make more painterly pieces soon ahh 🥹#art tag#resident evil#resident evil 4#re4make#re4#ada wong#leon kennedy#aeon#ada wong x leon kennedy#leon kennedy x ada wong#nya that should be all#oh also this whole thing i hc was leon’s idea#both needed a lil time to be silly off work teehee
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you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.
Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#tgcf#wei wuxian#hua cheng#I was so happy to get this ask because it have me the perfect segue to show these two being silly together#This comic also kicked my ass while trying to draw it....I have learned a lot while gasping for breath outside of my comfort zone#action scenes are hard....help I don't want to look at this ever again.....#But yes. These two would have a lovely time being *silly* ^_^ together (actually winding up for a sparing match).#Then go right back to being very casual and chill. They have lots in common!#Both of them love to fight and would be thrilled to have a partner for it. Then talk about paint mixtures.#How long LWJ and XL take with their cooking classes is up for interpretation. But these two are frolicking the entire time#Everyone loves being hunted and hunting. That's what tag is all about. This is just tag with swords.#I hope everyone enjoys looking at HC's bare feet. He puts those cold puppies on Xie Lian every night.
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Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)
#this is only when I really take the time to draw them properly and not fucking rushing the fuck out of my hand on stream to get my silly#stupid joke out of my head. because when that happens the only thing that can tell them apart is wukongs phoenix feathers and the thin hope#that I’m conveying their personalities correctly HEHFHSBB#WE GO FULL SONIC/SHADOW IN THIS MF!!!#I also live for macaque being ungroomed and not knowing what to do with his fur for the longest time bc he doesn’t really have anyone to go#to. bc of his falling out with wukong and because he would probably die before asking someone to brush his hair or smth hehffgsbv#probably makes up for it by covering it with glamor anyway. who knows *shrug*#also hiii peddling my wukong and macaque are roughly the same height hc *deafening silence*#this is partly because I can’t clearly imagine one being taller than the other and I just think it’s funny if it’s an ongoing argument betwe#between them for centuries. arguing whos taller even back when they were friends JDHFNSV#my art#myart#doodles#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk six eared macaque#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk fanart#shadowpeach#but in a divorced way
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mr coriolanus snow did not live by "snow lands on top" + take pleasure in making sejanus squirm and having power over him (+ get thoroughly upset when he didn't) + spend every waking moment of his entire life scheming to be the top dog with all the power and control + fail and refuse to truly trust anyone + muse multiple times about wanting to put his hands on sejanus + get Uncomfortable whenever things didn't go how he specifically expected + behaved as sejanus's keeper that took care of him all the time for y'all to be calling him a sub bottom now... my fellow countrymen, you can't let the whole skinny, white, blond with light eyes combo fool you into such treacherous heresy. sejanus was his sweet, sensitive, wide-eyed, rabbit-like fool with soulful eyes! and he was his keeper! snow lands on top! on top, he said! t-o-p! 🗣️🔛🔝‼️
#i'm kidding in the sense that you all can live your life and this is just a funny teehee haha jokey joke post and i don't actually care.#but i'm also not kidding in the sense that. well. points at my post and then scratches my head like um.... 🤨❓#tbosas#snowjanus#coriolanus x sejanus#you think the guy that talks about needing power and to be in control on literally every page would...... nvm.#would this be such a common hc if sejanus were white too? hm. having fandom war flashbacks.#edit: removed my silly gifs to see if my post shows up this time :(
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more requests!!!!!
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#summer smith#evil morty#miami morty#morticia smith#diane sanchez#alright so theres summer with a silly outfit. RICK AND DIANE. older morty on an adventure#fc era rick. morticia. miami. emorty and pmorty hanging out. morty dino hands#lots of mortys this time around teehee#not much to say about these. gave emorty brown eyes#its a hc ive had for a bit. im sure you could write some meta post about blue/brown and how it reflects the characters' development#“i used to wear blue pants” and all that#well anyway. you can still send reqs if youd like i'll browse through them
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oh the angst of Steve realizing he's attracted to Eddie, that he could very easily fall in love with him, but he keeps pushing him back to Nancy. he keeps insisting that she would be just as good for him as he would be for her.
and he's a little heartbroken, especially if he'd started to feel hopeful, started to think that maybe Eddie liked him too... it definitely would not have helped if Robin had clocked it too and started encouraging Steve to go for it.
but then Nancy breaks up with Jonathan... and she's flirting with Steve... and he starts to wonder if Eddie has a point. maybe he and Nancy could work- so he takes his advice, and tries it again
and it works. it really was a case of 'right person, wrong time'. they still click, only now they work so much better together. they're almost in sync sometimes, always on the same page, always understanding each other- it's almost on par with how he is with Robin.
it would take a lot of drinking and bad timing for Eddie to finally admit to Steve that he'd been crushing on him the whole time, and even more for Steve to admit that he'd been crushing on Eddie too.
but poor Eddie would then be faced with Steves optimism, his forward thinking, not wanting to dwell on 'what ifs'. and it only stings more when Steve tries to spend more time with him, tries to mend their friendship and encourage Eddie to date more.
he's not sure if he should be relieved or full of regret for encouraging Steve and Nancy to get back together. but, with the ring that Nancy has started to wear, he's not sure he gets a choice anymore.
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#longficidea#kinda worried that I'm having these 'st*ncy working and causing steddie drama' ideas at a bad time#I just want to make silly lil hcs and tropes and have fun#🤞 hopefully no one gets the wrong idea
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HEY CHAT. the silly (it was mammon. we all knew it was going to be mammon) won the poll so i am now legally obligated to write smth for our first man. hope u guys like it 🫶 also. i dont. have. yellow on mobile. so we have to. deal with it. and. use orange instead. #sad
mammon relationship hcs
OH THIS FUCKING GUY.
Loser.
Will do stupid shit to impress you.
"Hey, watch me carry this comically large box!"
"Mammon, I don't think that's a good idea."
"Don't be ridiculous! Look!" *dies*
You mention it's kind of cold? He will immediately take off his jacket and have you wear it. His brothers will not hear the end of it.
"Hey, guys! Guess who wore my jacket? That's right, it was-"
"Mammon, nobody cares."
After a lecture from Lucifer, Mammon will look for you in search of comfort (and cuddles)
He'll bury his face in your shoulder and complain while you rub circles on his back
He loves affection, but he gets embarrassed easily
Super clingy once he's comfortable in your relationship, but don't be fooled, he gets flustered all the time.
He's amazing at giving gifts. He knows exactly what you want without fail. Mammon just knows you best.
He's also surprisingly good at knowing where you are??? Like, Lucifer will ask him where you are and he'll respond with "I dunno, try the cat cafè." And you're there??? You didn't even tell him where you were going, he just guessed.
So annoying about you. He won't shut up about you, but he can't help himself!! He just loves you so much and everything about you is so perfect that the list would be over 30 pages long! Don't tell him I said that-
He may not be the Avatar of Envy, but he tends to get jealous easy.
You're hanging out with his brothers a little too much for his liking? That's it, you're legally obligated to spend the day with him now.
Physically cannot be more than 30 feet away from you or else he will implode.
So, so many movie marathons. At least once a week.
He tends to fall asleep easily though, so they usually never get finished.
Wakes you up in the middle of the night for the dumbest reasons and pokes you until he's sure you're awake.
"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"
"...What..?"
"Ya hungry?"
He would never admit this, but he likes making you laugh. He just finds the way you scrunch up your face so adorable. And your laugh too. He loves your laugh. He could never get tired of it, even if he wanted to.
It is genuinely so difficult to get this guy to say "I love you" because he recharges his courage to actually say it every 6 weeks because he thinks it's SO embarrassing.
Just because he doesn't say it a lot doesn't mean he doesn't. Mammon just finds it difficult to say. So remember that he loves you, will you?
#ough this is straight ASS why djd i write this.#“bc mammon won the poll” yeah yeah ik....#im not gonna main tag this. fuck you. /silly#ok time for tags and THEN i add this to my masterlist and THEN i add it to most recently written and THEN i remove it from wip.#i lowkey didnt know how to end this...#minorinrin layout. rosemi url. mammon hcs. im mr worldwide fr.#obey me x reader#obey me mammon#obey me mammon x reader#obey me mammon x you#youve got mail! wanna open it?💌#obey me x you#why is tjis probably the worst thing ive ever written ITS LITERALLY MY FIRST OBM POST HGELP.#also good lord TJERES SK MANY TAGS??? HELP ME????
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Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.
Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.
Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.
But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!
When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.
Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.
After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-
It's great. They're great. They're trying.
It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.
And they burn that infamous pair of pants.
#sidlink#sidlink hc#sidlink headcannon#I had my morning coffee I'm sorry#I just imagined insecure Sidon#and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian#even though he is a literal shark#with a dump truck#like where did he get the pants#also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit#but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile#so he can kiss his toothy grin#making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link#and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought#and Muzu is happy#and tells Dorephan the “good” news#but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay#Muzu is a hater#muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights
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Does it burn?
#arknights#reed#saileach#very and i do mean very heavily inspired by gloomy's reedwillow fic 'burn'#go read it it's very good#silly hc reed still flinches sometimes as a result of her holding back her arts; yet insists it doesn't hurt every time she's asked
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I like the thought of Michael looking at his organs on the floor and just asking himself ‘what even was the fuckin point of it all’ and then just letting himself become totally unhinged bc fuck it, he died once and at this point, he has zero shame left. Kind of hard to after being paraded around half naked for a week through the neighborhood. Man doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Night shift were if the animatronics catch you they shove you into a suit? Why not, he’s been in worse situations before.
Haunted attraction that contains the corpse of his father stuck inside a rabbit costume? What else is new at this point. Some arson outta do the trick.
Pizzeria location that’s going to be burned down in a week with him and everyone else inside?? Might as well send that little lawsuit bear leaping into the ball pit a couple dozen times before that.
It’s about the little things. Like not letting the fact your entire family is dead and you yourself got murdered in a horrific way get you down :)
#he tried the solemn and serious route and that got him no where so now it’s just time to get silly#maybe only partly to blame on the fact he’s half insane after having animatronics screaming inside his brain for a week#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#my hcs
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don’t mind the diamond
#trying to figure out how I want to draw hermits! and I wanted to draw mumbo with long silly legs#also me up in the corner hi me#ok tag time#takes a deep breath#hc#hermitcraft#hc s10#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft season 10#mumbo jumbo#mumbo fanart#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my.art#hopefully that works??#still unsure about tagging stuff
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