firm believer that yunho and or mingi get a kick out of seeing you stretched out — it plays with their size kink so much 🫠

my brain has short circuited everytime i rolled this ask around in my head, but heres what i got

cw: gn!reader, no pronouns, penetrative sex, unedited & mobile posted, tummy bulge, size kink, teasing, edging, fingering, implied poly!teez at the end for fun, double penetration, praise, maybe a hint of soft!dom,

edit 10/31/23: fixed like two mistakes, changed one word to make it gender neutral

fuck it so mingi is like fascinated when he first sees you stretched out on his cock, like he can’t believe that someone is capable of such. He’s both amazed and fucking proud when you take his cock, watching the bulge move with his hips. You have to snap him out of whatever trance he put himself in if you wanted any sort of progression

yunho on the other hand is more forward? Expressive? Very much the type to tease and edge as he tries to prepare you. I feel like his ego about it would come out a bit more during sex, sure he has to take longer to prep but this also means longer to scissor his fingers in you, longer to feel your ass, and longer to whisper things like “aw, is my dick really that big?” in effort to get you to admit that you needed help or wanted him to let you reach your peak. Seeing your skin flex and move even with his fingers has him rock hard, and he is so eager to see what you’re capable of.

As for them both, it’s a bit overwhelming being overstimulated on both cocks simultaneously. Yunho is slow, angling his hips to let his dick gently stroke your warm walls. Mingi is focused on the end, and Yunho is focused on the journey. Seeing both of them stretch you to the brim has Yunho’s knees turn to gelatin as he thinks “oh fuck thats hot”. And Mingi knows when he’s sheathed inside of you that he was never that tight for Yunho, and with the two of them buried inside of you as you moan for movement? Mingi’s brain becomes mush and he just wants to fuck the shit out of you. It’s Yunho that paces the situation, Mingi finishing all over his own stomach with a high pitched whine and you came all over Yunho’s cock.

Someone please send help, I saw an IronStrange post that reminded me of the supreme dynamic Wong and Rhodey would have if they spoke just two words with each other--

And now I'm halfway through planning a Wong/Rhodey crack fic because they get tired of watching Tony and Stephen not getting anywhere with their pining and decide to show them how its done; and the fic is getting less and less crack and more and more genuinely adorable---

hello hi my good omens fellows hear me out. yes i know it's ooc. and i think it could be more ergonomic (already readjusting the straps in my head) but.

aziraphale wearing THIS

thank you for your attention

liu wei featuring his homie (gay) and homie (platonic)

ok, ok, ok, i feel SO happy that Bowuigi has blew up and has more recognition that only gives for more material that i needed and for which i was hungry for a while

BUT on the other hand now we have to face the consequences of the fact the ship has become so popular that more haters will come than usual because clearly they'll never be lacking in these cases yk

anyway i don't care about boring ppl throwing shit at the ship rn since i'll just meal very well for a good while with this big ass stuff that i didn't deserve but i got it anyway and i feel blessed for that, thank u ppl who ship Bowuigi and welcome new shippers wooo 👽💐

How does Harumi’s loneliness work exactly here? It was kinda implied in Garmadon Rulez (also will Harumi get a diary here?) with how her adopted parents never allowed her to leave the palace and how dismissive they were towards her obvious issues (which none of her friends will do, right?)

...Harumi does kind of get a diary, actually.

Yet it's bold to assume she's not gonna feel isolated due to the fact literally every single one of her friends is keeping the exact same secret from her which she's bound to find out eventually, that everyone seems to know more about what's going on and specifically aren't letting her in about it (for overall protective reasons, but it still sucks) on top of them all still rooting for the Ninja/despising Garmadon which is the opposite of how she feels now thus can't connect with them on that front anymore, her uncle doing his best to care for her but he is woefully under-equipped for the sudden responsibility of such and isn't quite sensitive enough to her needs/wants, her actual two best friends suddenly walking on eggshells around her because they don't how to break even more horrible news unto her already downward spiral of a life, and the one person she does start getting close to/opening up to again is hiding the worst truth of all...

But it's aaaaall gonna get explored sooner or later...starting with if I could just finish the next chapter... *curls into ball and sobs*

why does park taejoon have to write women like that 💀💀💀

like. listen. I've been reading Lookism for the past two years. I enjoy reading it. I don't love it, but it's entertaining and (most of the time) I can tell what's going on. I think some of the characters are nice, and root for them. Having said that.

It sooooo doesn't pass the Bechdel test 😭😭😭 and having none of the girls be plot relevant, PLUS having 99% of them be shit at fighting (except Mary and Sophia my zero screen time queens) or actively becoming liabilities/being the damsel in distress, PLUS drawing them Like That is just. pick a struggle bro 😭

somebody needs to tell him women have ribs too 💀

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sm redline 'studies' of the animal of all time ^

not to start hating hour but if I see some wilburian on twitter speak on ctntduo again I might start swinging none of you get it

you're right and never be sorry for starting hater hour but can i be honest im tired of most people talking about c!tntduo. wilburians especially but i haven't read really any c!tntduo meta recently that has made sparks fly in my brain. i go into the c!tntduo tumblr tag pretty frequently and pretty frequently i block people who have put meta that is pretty fucking 👎👎👎👎👎👎in the main tag

last call

(E, Connor/Fem!Reader, previously published anon)

Connor’s heard you say so a hundred times before: Friday nights are not your favourite. He’s beginning to understand why.

Even on a usual day, the crowds that gather are rowdy and demanding, full of entitled nine-to-fivers who just want their first two fingers of relief. Tonight it’s worse: people swamp the place, all on their way to or from some big event in the city. They’re pushing and clamouring for attention so much that even your co-workers’ usual cheer has lost its sheen.

It doesn’t help that half the DPD are sitting in the back—in their corner of the bar—either. In any normal circumstances, a substantial police presence would be a deterrent against poor behaviour but it’s so busy that no-one notices them at all.

There are plenty of people to watch, and Connor does. His eyes follow the young couple at the end of the bar, arguing in flirtatious whispers and brushing shoulders suggestively; the group of office workers venting over their drinks, gesturing for emphasis and sending vibrations across their table; the steady stream of people wandering through the door, shedding coats in the newfound warmth, cheering and greeting their waiting friends.

Hank would laugh if he called it a hobby, so perhaps it’s best to call it a study: with deviance comes emotion, but emotions mean nothing without literacy and context. Connor watches the ebb and swell of the crowd, searching for the telltale clues of emotion in faces and posture, mapping every twitch of brows, every smile, every dart of the eyes. It’s arduous and frustrating, but he’s building a map of feeling: reading the expressions of others and trailing red thread to where he discovers the same spark in himself.

[read on ao3]

Me then, watching the show writers try SO HARD to write a single male character that Dean doesn’t have immediate chemistry with: "Hahaha sucks to be y'all!" *is Here For It™ in multishipper*

Me now, attempting to write Dean interacting with uuuh, characters he is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WITH (romantically) in this fic: "...Shit." *is Cursed™ in multishipper*

Happy belated birthday to Keito Hasumi!

highkey rushed this in a few hours (and somehow unlocked a new art style ?) because i. forgot one of my top favs' birthday. i'm so sorry i swear you're number one glasses guy in my heart now go shut your eyes for about eight hours

if you're wondering yes the pink boa is from wataru

annotations/bday message transcripts and names under the cut

Kuro/red: Happy birthday Danna! Sorry about your 👓 [glasses]

Souma/purple: I apologize Hasumi-dono!!! but it was very funny!!!

Anzu/brown: Happy birthday Keito-san! -Producer

Wataru/cyan: AMAZING☆ [star]

Tori/pink: cake was good >:3 [evil cute face] happy b-day!

Mao/magenta: Get some rest! :)

Koga/gray: yeah idiot 🐺 [wolf]

Rei/dark red: not giving you your gift until you move me to a better dorm 😢 [teary face] -S.R.

Eichi/yellow: don't frown in pictures >:( [angry face] happy birthday ❤ [heart] -your favorite childhood friend

Keito/dark green: 09.06.2023 Thank you, everyone.

Hoo boy, I am still inexplicably trying to make this dumb, trashy Ricky/Christian thing happen, even though no one wants it, no one will read it and I am not equipped to handle it. But...it's fuuuuuuuuun. Even though I'm sure it sucks. I haven't written the smut because LOL, I never do. Maybe I'll try and circle back to it or maybe I'll just do my usual fade to black. But even so...there's some real self-indulgent, gratuitous stuff here so far, despite the lack of actual smut. Who is this for exactly? Other than me? Why am I doing this?

*chants while glaring at myself in the mirror* SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

I should learn to start reading the tags on the fics I'm about to read, bc a few times now I've started reading a fic, gotten jumspcared by something that has been tagged, and then noped out of it.

It's a bit funny, honestly.