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reidlover101 · 4 months
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Ethan is real for that.
*credit to the tiktok editor*
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g-xix · 5 months
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Sidemen Masterlist
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☁️= fluff, 🔞= smut, 💢 = angst
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! Send litr anything in thru the inbox n i'll write it (or not)... No promises it'll be done any time soon tho :DD
writing for: Tobi Brown, Harry Lewis, JJ Olatunji
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Tobi TBJZL Brown
"20 v 1" - where Tobi is subject to a 20 v 1 and finds one date a lot more interesting than the rest... ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Charity Match" - Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Simon mini-Minter
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Ethan BEHZINGA Payne
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Josh ZERKAA Bradley
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Anniversary" - Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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JJ KSI Olatunji
☁️💢"Chocolate eyes" - Why is jealousy the emotion it took for JJ to finally admit his feelings for you? | Brother's best friend!OC ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Quarter-to" - JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls. ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Vik VIKKSTAR123 Barn
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe
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Harry W2S Lewis
☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet 💢"Pregnant" - Careless sex turns into something more serious which has you panicking over how the hell Harry will accept it... 🔞"Threesome" - W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe 🔞"Praise Kink" - kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3
ALL!! - silly little drabbles "Troops Vegas trip Photo collection" POLL: which of the SDMN do the masses wanna see more written for???
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teewritessmth · 6 months
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#Instagram Au (07)
Josh Zerkaa x f! reader
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y/n.y/l/n Always the best dates when there's peace and quiet.
zerkaa I'm genuinely in love with the second pic
behzingagram who won?
---y/n.y/l/n I won but he got sulky so we played 3 more games until he won.
---taliamar average boyfriend experience
koiju Cuties !!
gerome69 good day to bathe with my toaster
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zerkaa Probably the biggest video we've dropped till date. We went on a laser tag course with the mrbeast crew, the betasquad and other youtubers. Vid dropping this Sunday.
y/n.y/l/n Had soooo much fun
ajshabeel Goated Vid don't miss the upload
harrypinero Why did I not get invited? This is outrageous!
---nellarose BRUVA U WAS THE HOST DON"T PLAY WIT ME AHAHAHA
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y/n.y/l/n thanks to my good friend @niallhoran for inviting me and Josh to this amazing of a concert !
niallhoran ❤️❤️
zerkaa Ya'll had to be there, great times man.
niallmybae AHHHH Y/N AND NIALL ARE FRIENDSS
1dmadeeh Not the post I expected but good lawd
Requested by sweet @aanya0810
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buzzyb33 · 7 months
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Prompt: while planning the new sidemen video, Ethan makes sure you get the best time by taking you to Poland, may be the cheap team but make sure you got the greatest time.
Warnings: spoilers for sideman Sunday on 29/10/23, mentions of hair colour and length,
Got you into all of the great bookings.
Really giddy from airports both in GREAT moods as you hop around the airport
Taking photos of you in your sideman hoodie, hair down, glasses identical to his, your AirPod Max’s while sipping on Starbucks, going straight to his insta story
Sleeping on his chest in first class 🤭
Booked loads stupid activities for you as it’s your first time in Poland!!
Filling your insta story with site seeings and pictures of josh (being a dad), JJ frowning and Tobi enjoying himself.
Let you sleep with some jet lag while he surprised the other 3 members, left you with a sweet text.
In the morning had you by his side, not on camera just next to the camera men as JJ excitedly spent his (and some of Tobi’s) money on a horse ride.
“Why are you tea bagging a pigeon?..” I say mostly to myself and josh turns to me shaking his head, Ethan doesn’t seem to hear me as JJ approaches, I stay at Ethan’s side as Tobi shakes his head.
“He lead them too us..” I smile and pull my hood down, in a matter of minutes- the boys are surrounded by people and I step away, sure I make content but no where near as big as my boyfriend as I made more gaming videos.
I wait and I see a teenage girl looking at me with a hesitant look, I smile and she approaches me.
She gulps. “Y/-N, right- yeah- I know you can- I have a photo?” She asks and pulls out her lilac iPhone 11 I nod and take a photo with her.
I smile, feeling proud of myself.
Most of the time I stood next to Steve (the bodyguard) holding onto Ethan’s glasses.
“We’re going to a bunny café? That’s fucking sick- though I did think Poland was more famous for their ducks and boars.” I say as I sit next to JJ as Ethan leans over and puts the bunny ears on his head.
grinning a lot and enjoy the free trip
Ethan holding your hand as you two trail behind
Enjoying the food and drinks
When you two get back to the room just falling asleep holding each other the second you get into your room.
Ethan and JJ getting calls from the other boys and all 8 if you talking on the phone in a random restaurant.
Though, if you didn’t eat with the boys Ethan definitely payed for your whole day out consisting of feeding ducks, spas, hair done, polish massages, and making sure you enjoy yourself.
Ahem, thanked him
Calling him halfway through the day thanking him and giggling about feeding the ducks.
“I’ll see you later- I have to Uhm, what’s it called? Oh yeah I’m going to this restaurant where they have.. cucumber soup? I dunno, love you though, have fun.” I grin into the phone.
“Alright- love you too have fun, see you later, love.” He clears his throat as he hangs up, trying to contain his smirk utterly from his girlfriends excitement.
“You just use these videos for Y/ns benefit- and you for Freya.” Tobi says as they roam the wax shop, looking at all the poorly made celebrities.
“Mhm..” Ethan dismisses.
Ethan leaves the boys to get on their Ryan air as he comes back to hotel room, you packed for him as you headed to the airport, you thanked him and hugged him- swaying side to side.
When you got on the plane he proceeded to take photos of you sleeping on his chest, nuzzling into him.
The fans got FED. Absolutely FED.
A/n: 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Love little head cannons, nope you do too, REQUEST anything on my character list, I will get to it ASAP.
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jj0latunji · 8 months
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Forever - KSI Imagine
Another imagine from Wattpad and here's a picture of JJ just cause I had it saved on my phone 😭
He looked so good at the Charity Match and so did everyone else tbh
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Description: Y/N thinks JJ wants to break up with her because he is bored after moving to a small town.
T/W: None
"You know what Y/N , I left everything back in London for you but I can't do it anymore . I thought I was ready to have a child and settle down but I am not . Sorry but I can't do this anymore." He said before he stormed off and I was left crying holding our daughter Lily in my arms.
How could he do this , He told me he will be there forever but he just got bored I guess........
I thought he loved me , I thought he loved Lily but he just lied I guess........
"Babe...are you fine you are all sweaty and you were moving all crazy." JJ spoke in his cute groggy voice which he has when he just wakes up.
"I had the same nightmare again."I told him as I snuggled closer to him.
Truth be told I have had that exact same nightmare ever since I met my friend Emma at my School reunion.
She had asked me how someone as famous as the KSI had agreed to leave everything he had behind and move to humble little West Sussex , my hometown.
I couldn't tell JJ about my nightmare , what if he actually changed his mind and left me and Lily.
JJ was an No.1 charting Musician , He had his own music label and his own boxing promotion. He had his best friends and family in London but he left it all when I got pregnant.
Yes it was mostly his decision as he did not want our daughter to grow up in the hustle and bustle of London so when I suggested we could move to my old family mansion in my hometown he was more than happy to do so.
But after that talk with Emma I couldn't help but wonder how he left everything to move with me a humble waitress who was living paycheck to paycheck in busy London.
I had not known happiness before I met JJ on that rainy day in front of Nando's.
I hadn't had the happiest childhood and youth but ever since the day I met him he has treated me like a queen and I couldn't be more grateful that I met him . He was the one true love of my life and I was was the happiest with him.
But now that happiness was threatened to vanish due to my bubbling fear that he may decide he is too good for me and leave me for good. That's what everyone said when we started dating but JJ assured me again and again I was the one he wanted.
I opened my eyes and saw JJ had fallen back asleep. I couldn't believe I had gotten this lucky. I had the man of my dreams , a cute little daughter and the perfect life. I kissed his cheek and quickly got out his arms and went to Lily's crib at the end of her room.
She was sleeping peacefully. I had great difficulty getting her to sleep today for some reason , but as soon as JJ took her in his arms and sang his song Holiday , she giggled with him for some time and fell asleep in her dad's arms.
Lily was truly Daddy's girl and JJ often teased me for it.
I then returned to bed and tried not to wake up JJ as he gets really grumpy and agitated when someone disturbs his sleep. I got in my side of the bed but as soon as I got in he pulled me closer to him by my waist and kissed my forehead.
I kissed her forehead and placed her doll next to her.
"I love you." He mumbled against my hair.
"I love you too Jide." I spoke against his chest and with that I fell asleep in the arms of the man I love.
The Next Morning.
The day was just a normal Sunday.
The three of us went on our walk around our little garden in the back of our house. Lily played with Neo and Morpheus , our hamsters who now had there own separate sheds.
Both JJ and Lily then ran around the garden when I went back in to make Lunch.
At lunch , we sat down on our couch and started watching old Sidemen Sundays as JJ always loved showing Lily his and the Sidemen's old videos. Eventhough we lived quite far away Lily was close to her Sidemen uncles and Sidegirl aunts , as we visited London often and even the boys and girls came down here often.
Of course Simon loved Lily with all his heart and they both were the best of friends. He took JJ moving away rough at first but then understood.
We continued watching the videos eating our food but then suddenly all the thoughts of last night's nightmare came flooding back. I let out a sigh and JJ looked at me and took my hand and gave it a squeeze.
I knew we had to talk about my nightmare or things will only get worse.
I don't want to hide anything from JJ.
"I want to talk to you about something Jide."I told him as I looked at him.
He knew something was wrong by the look on my face.
"Okay let me get Princess here to sleep and we can talk Babe." He told as he took Lily and started playing with her.
It was almost two hours later when we got Lily to sleep.
I was stood in the kitchen washing the dishes while JJ went to tuck Lily in.
He came back and hugged me from behind and placed his hands around my waist. He started kissing down my neck and I knew if he continued this I would forget about the talk and cave in and start making out with him.
I placed the last of the plates in its place and dried my hands all while JJ was kissing my neck and whispering how sexy I looked and that I was a Milf now.( If you don't know what Milf means , please don't look it up.)
I turned around and told him, " Babe I need to tell you something."
" What's wrong Babe , is this about last night." He asked me as he tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear.
I just nodded.
He then picked me up as I wrapped my legs around his waist.
He took me to the Sofa and placed me down softly and sat down next to me.
"What's wrong Y/N , is something bothering you , Babygirl. You can tell me everything and anything that runs through your mind . Me and You against the world remember." He spoke as placed a assuring kiss on my forehead.
" Well you know I have been having this nightmare and I am afraid JJ , afraid that you'll get bored of me and our life. I am afraid you will leave me and Lily because you miss your old life. You gave up everything for me JJ and I'll understand if you want to leave me but I am just scared. You were on top of the world and just because we had Lily , you left it all and I am afraid you'll eventually start hating me and Lily for taking all that from you." I spoke not looking him in the eye as the tears were rolling over my cheeks.
JJ just giggled and wiped away my tears and I just glared at him before speaking,"This is not funny , Olajide."
His face changed when I used his full name as he realised I was serious.
"Look at me Babe , you have taken nothing from me. You have given me nothing but happiness. I would be lying if I said I didn't miss London at first . I mean we had a lot of fun but once Lily was born , I knew I had to be the best father ever and I will never ever trade my life now for any thing from my past.You know I like to succeed at everything I do , be it YouTube , music and now parenthood , I want to be the best. You changed me Y/N, from a party going playboy to a respectful and mature man and I can't thank you enough for that. You and Lily are the most important people in my life and that will never change. I love you and Lily with all my life and I will never leave all this behind , if that's what you afraid of. Me , you and Lily will always be together forever."
I couldn't help but squeal of happiness and jump upon him.
I straddled him and placed a big old kiss on his lips and then snuggled into his neck.
"Yeah I would really be crazy to leave your sexy self."he chuckled as I giggled against his skin.
I was at peace knowing my happiness was not at risk.
I have JJ and as long as I did , I have my happiness.
"I love you so much Jide." I spoke as I looked him in the eye.
"I love you too babygirl and I always will." He spoke with a grin before lifting me up and taking me to our room.
And with that we continued our perfect little life.
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Hi guys , Harley here. Hope you enjoyed this imagine.
Request me anything you want and I'll try to write.
Also can someone please tell me how to make a list like the masterlist that everyone has 😭.
Love you all
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ells-18 · 11 months
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- the one where y/n and cal join in on the sidemen’s $20,000 vs $200 holiday challenge -
“Guys, I know it’s such short notice but you’ll be literally saving the video. This is the video people have wanted for so long. JJ and Tobi pulled out last minute I really need you both to help” Josh pleads from the other end of callum’s phone screen.
It’s a normal Sunday night, cuddled up to my boyfriend on our bed snuggled under the covers. My head is laying on his chest as his right hand holds onto his phone, and his left playing with the back of my hair.
“I dunno josh..” callum says. Not necessarily meaning he’ll say no, it’s just really short notice. Less than 24 hours notice.
“Come on it’ll be such a good laugh!” Josh says, trying to convince him. “What’s y/n’s thoughts?” Cal pans the camera over to me. The white quilt wrapped around my figure.
“Hi there y/n”
“Hi joshy”
“Would you like a free holiday?” He jokes.
I look at cal, and then back to Josh. “One condition- as long as you pair me with Cal. Don’t get me wrong I love the other boys, but I don’t wanna be without cal”
Cal smiles and ruffles my hair. 
Josh sighs. “Fine. If I promise you’re together, will you come?”
“Yes we will. Where are we meeting? Heathrow? What time? Afternoon ish?”Cal asks Josh.
Josh shakes his head. “See you there at 6am”
“5am?” I ask. I take the phone from cal into my grip, seeing my face and Josh’s lit up on the screen. “Josh.. you dick! It’s almost 12am”
“And? Get your beauty sleep!”
“No Josh- we literally have nothing packed to be ready in technically less than 5 hours!”
“Don’t worry no need to overpack! I swear” Josh defends himself.
“I fucking hate you right now- but thank you” I point at him through the phone screen, hearing him laugh as I hand cal his phone back.
“Yeah mate- thanks. Bye” cal hangs up.
“Better get packing, baby” he kisses my head, jumping out of bed and heading to the cupboard where our bags are.
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After a lot of convincing, cal told me to only bring a small backpack rather than a suitcase. I agreed, still unsure if I’ll regret it.
We walk towards the boys hand in hand, cal was focused on his phone.
“Thank god you’re here” Harry mentions as I arrive with cal beside him and the boys.
“Hello to you to” I chuckle, elbowing his side. Harry has always been Cals best friend, also mine. He’s just the best guy.
“Hello and welcome. To a nice little holiday for you all” Josh smirks behind the camera.
“Josh I swear if you put me on the bad team after giving me five hours notice I’ll actually murder you in your sleep” I say while cal pans his camera to me, laughing.
“I can’t promise anything-“ Josh starts.
“I don’t like this” Vik says.
“Orange team” Josh points to his right. “Purple team” Josh points to his left.
I just wanna be on the plane already.
“Ethan!” Josh grabs his attention. “Purple team” he points to his left.
“I swear to god, y/n if he’s put me in the shitters I’m killing him” Ethan says which makes me laugh.
“Cal!”
Cal looks at Josh.
“Well hurry up then!” Cal complains after a few seconds.
“Orange team” Josh gestures to his right.
I lift my head from cals shoulder as he walks to Josh’s right.
“Simon.. purple team”
“Harry!”
“I’m orange team right?” He grins, walking over to callum.
Josh nods. “Orange team”
Josh turns to Simon and Ethan. “Simon and Ethan.. who do you want?” Josh is trying to get them to choose between myself or Vik. Even though I know where I’m going.. I hope.
“Wait what do you mean?” Ethan asks his friend.
“Who do you want?” Simon asks Ethan.
“We can’t do that!” Ethan says.
“No no no it’s Josh’s video, Josh you pick!” Ethan shouts.
Vik throws his arm over my shoulder. “It’s alright, y/n. I see how it is. You’ve got me” he pays my shoulder making me laugh. I put my arm over his shoulder also.
“I don’t wanna do it! I’m not doing it” Ethan is adamant he didn’t wanna chose between us. Ethan is such a sweetheart, just not a lot of people see it.
“I say y/n” Simon says, with no reason.
“Ehh tough you’ve got Vik”
Callum and Harry cheer.
I say my goodbyes to Simon, Ethan and Vik as I walk over to the two boys.
I stand infront of callum and he wraps his arms around my neck, I hold onto his hands.
“Got my girl with me, that’s all I need”
I couldn’t help but smile, hiding my face behind his arms.
Harry captured the moment on his camera. “And that ladies and gentlemen, is a whipped man” he zooms the camera into callum and he laughs.
Josh hands me some orange envelopes. “Do not let them idiots open these envelopes until I say so”
“Cal?” I look up to my boyfriend.
“Hm?”
“Put these in my bag, please” I hand him the envelopes and he chuckles. I couldn’t be bothered taking my bag off my back.
“Put this in there while you’re at it” Josh throws me a SDMNCLOTHING package and I catch it.
I look at it, and then at Josh. “You’re kidding?”
“Nope” he pops the P. “All shall be revealed”
I hand it back to cal and he puts it in my bag.
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“Are you confident?” Harry asks me, as the three of us walk down the airport.
“Of course, Harry. I have a theory” I confidently speak.
“What’s your theory?” Cal asks, as we stop at a spot so we can open the letters.
“Well, boys. There’s no way Josh would invite cal and I very last minute to send us on a shitty holiday- he knows I’d kill him I made it clear”
“But you know what Josh is like, y/n” Harry groans, thinking he’s on the bad team.
“Harold. Believe” I say, him and cal laugh.
Cal hands me envelope number one from my bag.
“I don’t know about this guys” Cal admits.
“Cal. You just have to believe. If we are on the shit team.. We will make the most of it. But for now let’s imagine we’re on the food team- either way we will make the best time out of a possible bad situation”
“Wise words” Harry grins, gently taking the envelope from from my grasp. “Can I?”
I nod. “Go for it”
Harry hands me his camera and I alternate from him to cal and I.
“Have a nice flight. Open envelope number two when you land”
I look at cal. “This is exciting”
“I don’t even care where we’re going at this rate, just get me on the plane” he groans.
“We’re flying from Heathrow to- oh!” Harry grabs our attention, almost snapping our necks.
“We’re going to Malaga”
“Let’s go!”
“Oh, that could be good or bad” I say, with my hand covering my mouth slightly.
“That’s not bad you know” Harry grins. “It’s not terrible. Malaga is a nice place”
“Imagine Josh has put us on a 16 year old party holiday” Callum says, filming Harry and I as we double check the envelope.
“Nooo!”
“Don’t worry y/n. We are on the hood team. I can sense it” harry pays my shoulder.
“South terminal, that’s all we know” I read the letter infront of me.
“Business?” Cal asks.
I shake my head. “No, but I think that’s a good thing”
“Yeah y/n. I think if we got put in business we’d instantly been switched around to the bad team”
“Right. Shall we head?” Cal suggests, adjusting his bag on his back.
“Let’s go” I say, and take the camera from cals grasp and film myself.
“Ethan, Simon and Vik- if you’re watching this. Have a shit holiday” I joke, making Harry and Cal laugh.
“You’re brutal, y/n” Harry chuckles, him and Cal following behind me.
“Can we go to Nando’s before the flight?” I stop my tracks, turning to the boys behind me.
“Thank god you said- I’m starving” Harry says, patting his belly.
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The three of us reached out seats on the plane, a few asking for photos along the way.
I’ve never been the best flyer, I love going on holidays but the flight was the worst part.
Ever since getting with Cal, it seemed to ease a lot. He knows when I’m nervous and he knows how to help.
Harry sat on the isle seat, I’m in the middle while cal begged for the window seat like a child.
As the captain was driving the plane around to find the correct place to take off, my leg was jumping up and down at a fast pace.
Somehow, callum had fallen asleep so I only have Harry now. He also knows how nervous I get while flying.
“Hey, it’s okay I’ve got you” Harry speaks as he notices my breath speeding.
“Sorry I just get really- ah nervous flying”
Harry pulls out his phone. “I know Cal usually deals with this- I’ll be having words with him later. But I hope this’ll help calm you a bit”
He shows me his phone and scrolls through some photos. “I know you love dogs, so maybe this’ll help”
My heart melted. Harry is the sweetest soul I’ve ever come across.
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“Ironically, you took this photo 4 years ago” he smiles.
“That’s adorable, I can’t believe I’ve known you for this long”
“I know it’s been great. Also herb loves you”
Harry scrolls and finds another one, and laughs.
“Your loverboy” he chuckles, showing me the photo of herb and Callum.
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“Look at them” I smile from ear to ear.
I hadn’t even noticed that the plane was in the sky, until I turned my head around to look out of the window. I turn my head back to Harry. “I didn’t even notice we took off!”
“See! Herb makes everything better” he pats my leg twice in a friendly way. “I need the toilet” he says, unbuckling his belt and searched for the toilet.
I turn to look at my sleeping boyfriend. He looks peaceful, I can’t be mad at him. He just have been so tired.
I grab my blanket from the floor which I kept there incase I wanted to sleep.
I pull up the arm rest and move closer to him, laying my head on his steady moving chest, pulling my blanket around us both.
I felt him move his arms to wrap around me, pulling me closer into him. “Hello you” he lazily says, laying his head on mine.
“I’m so tired” was all I could say, feeling my eyes close.
“Sleep, baby” he whispers, kissing the top of my head. That’s all it took for me to fall sleep.
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Sidemen sunday is another 20v1....
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you best believe i’m watching it, i love filly he’s so funny!!!
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joshuasearing · 4 months
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Monday 8th January 2023
Hey journal so today I started the day of by relaxing for a little then getting ready for the day. I then walked to the bus stop. This morning it was snowing as well so I made some videos when walking to the bus stop. I also took some photos. Then when at the bus stop I was just having a bop to the music. Then I got the bus to the gym. Today I trained my shoulders and triceps. It was a really good session and I trained so hard and well. I then after the session went into the cafe linked to my gym and got myself a slice of carrot cake and also a protein bar. Then I walked home. On the walk home I also got myself some cookie dough ice cream. Once I got home I relaxed for a little. Then I decided to have a shower. I also at 14:00pm had a hypnotherapy session this went well and probably was the best out of the 5 I had. I have also done some education things on the elevate app and done a bit of meditation. I have also posted a few videos on tiktok. After the hypnotherapy I went live on tiktok for a bit and went live with a couple people which was good. After this i have watched some of the sidemen and watched a sidemen Sunday. I have also watched some gym videos and some tiktoks. Anyways this is what I have done today I will speak to you later, bye journal!
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SUNDAY MATINEE MUSIC VIDEO “Throw the First Stone (A Psychedelic Soul Suite)” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyyvKytF_uU
 —A ramble in 3 parts:
Part I: A string quartet from Stockholm (courtesy of my friend Bil Bryant) plays over a frenzied live band in Japan, performed by bassist Jerry Renino, guitarist Wayne Avers, and drummer Sandy Gennaro (all ex-sidemen for The Monkees). Call this an act of xenochrony, a recording studio technique where parts are lifted from their original context and placed into a different work. Composer Charles Ives invented this approach after he noticed parade bands blending with one another by “chance,” so he harnessed it by design.
Part II: A Talking Heads-influenced update on a song I’d written after observing journalists, TV evangelists, politicians, and others engaged in petulant name-calling (“and the names go ‘round like a blimp that blew up in your phone”). The street level phrase “throw the first stone” originally comes from the incident recorded in St. John’s Gospel. A mob of religious men are preparing to stone an adulterous woman to death, and they confronted Jesus about it, like he should commend such a harsh punishment. Instead, Jesus calmly said, “He that is without sin among you, throw the first stone at her.” One by one the men drifted away because of the truth: All have sinned and need to self-judge before judging others.
Part III: More xenochrony, referencing J.S. Bach, “Greensleeves,” the fade of “All You Need is Love” (The Beatles), etc. while segueing to dreamy riff on resonator guitar and keyboards.
The term xenochrony comes from a Greek word meaning “strange and alien time.” Time can be chronology, or a collection of images and memories stacked together at will. Stravinsky said, “Music is but another way to measure time.” Current events may seem strange and alien, but we have an opportunity to make the best of the time. Now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyyvKytF_uU
#johnnyjblair #gospelofjohn #xenochrony #bilbryant #japan #jerryrenino #wayneavers #sandygennaro #monkees #davyjones #charlesives #talkingheads #tvegangelist #bach #greensleeves #beatles #resonatorguitar #stravinsky #singersongwriter #singeratlarge
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raulfernandez · 1 year
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Them choosing Pub Golf as the second best Sidemen Sunday they're so real
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reidlover101 · 4 days
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g-xix · 5 months
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Beta Squad MASTERLIST
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Niko Omilana
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
💢"Jealousy, jealousy." - In which Niko believes that by inviting that pretty girl to the Beta Squad video he'll be able to get closer to her - and yet only ends up seeing Kenny flirting with her...
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches ☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
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Chunkz
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
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AJ Shabeel
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
☁️"Migrane" - AJ hates seeing his gf sad and when she has a headache, he decides to do his absolute best to help her get better- buy medicine for her, get her all the bottles of water she needs, cook for her... Too bad that on his quest to make her headache better, everyone suddenly realises that AJ can't cook.| AJ x OC!gf
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
📸AJ post-charity match (TW: sexy man) 📸AJ gifs from Guess Who NDL vid
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Sharky ☁️"Lazy Cuddles" - Lethargic Sunday of dealing (and secretly loving) a touchy-hungry Sharky <3
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
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King Kenny
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
☁️"Cat Dad Headcanons" - Because him and his cat are just too cute, there's some extra fluffy HC's for how he'd be as a cat dad (w/ gif's of his cat too!) 📸Pics of Kenny n his cat (+a dog)
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
📸Cutesy lil dog vid
🔞"Tinder Vid" - in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension...
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Darkest 🎥"You know I'd marry you in every lifetime?" - Bare wholesome clip of Mr and Mrs Darkest from one of his insta lives
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
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Harry Pinero
"Ranking the Beta Squad" (Headcanons)
☁️"Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" - goofy lil HC's of what the Beta Squad would be like in a Harry Potter, Hogwarts alternate Universe :)
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GeorgeisWise (cameraman George!)
🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches
ALL!! - silly little drabbles "Beta Squad Yelling Headcanons" "Beta Squad x Harry Potter AU headcanons" "Beta Squad Crime Headcanons" 📸These man j hopping around like weirdos "Beta Squad x AMP Last to fall asleep challenge gif collection" "Beta Squad x AMP last to fall asleep challenge camera roll" POLL: Which of Beta Squad do the masses wanna see more of?
looking for someone you can't find? Head back to the main masterlist to check out the other masterlists to see if the person you're looking for is there! Don't be scared to send a message via DMs or thru the inbox if you need any help xx
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Tinder in Real Life
Pairings: Harry Lewis x fem!Reader, Sidemen x platonic!Reader Word Count: 2k Warnings: Language some people may find offensive, sexual themes, recycled lines from Sidemen Tinder in Real Life because I'm not at all creative Request: Hey! Could you do reader x Harry imagine where the sidemen do a collab video with the reader who is also a big youtuber and Harrys celebrity crush. And during the video the reader is very flirty, leaving Harry a flustered mess when the flirting is directed towards him, but very jealous when its with any other sidemen.
The Sidemen were one of the biggest groups on YouTube and one that you were very familiar with. At the age of 23, you were a fair bit younger than some of its oldest members but yet you had a close relationship with JJ, whom you had met through YouTube.
You had started your channel when you were 17, just under four years ago, making makeup videos, which was a passion of yours when you were younger. Not that you were any good at it back then. Those videos quickly become unlisted when your channel started blowing up in late 2016, now nearing 20 million at the present time.
It wasn't long before you expanded your horizons and had started making different sorts of videos, including vlogs of your everyday life - which wasn't and still isn't that exciting in your opinion - and those where you just had a laugh, attempting to do stupid challenges that were so popular back then. It was those, however, that grew your channel. Your fans seemed to love them and so you gradually started to make more.
As your small channel began to grow significantly, it caught the attention of KSI, a member of the Sidemen, who reached out to you to for a collab. You were ecstatic. You couldn't believe it at the time, why would someone like KSI with 20 million subscribers want to collaborate with you? By that time, you couldn't exactly call yourself a small channel anymore, with almost 5 million subscribers but it still didn't make any sense to you.
You and JJ quickly bonded after filming together. You had a very similar sense of humour and interests. As the years went, the older boy became one of your best friends, the nature of your relationship being very teasing and flirtatious but the both of you knew it was a joke. It was just the way you both were.
Though despite having known him for nearing 3 years now, you had never met the rest of the Sidemen, with the exception of Simon, as he lived with JJ. Which is why when he texted asking you to collaborate with the Sidemen, you couldn't turn the offer down. You were a fan of the group and the content they were producing. You thought the videos that they made were exceptional, that they were pushing the envelope of the standard of content on YouTube and often found yourself excited for new videos.
He had explained that they were filming another of their 'Tinder in real life' but a YouTuber version with the likes of BambinoBecky and ChiWithAC. You were so excited. You were finally going to meet the rest of JJ's friends and you had the opportunity to be a part of a Sidemen Sunday.
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You arrived at the studio the boys were filming at in the afternoon, finding and greeting JJ before he introduced you to the other sidemen in addition to Lux, Freezy and Stephen.
"And you've already met Simon." He finished.
"Yeah. Nice to finally meet you all. JJ tells me a lot about you guys." You laughed.
"Because that's assuring." Ethan pointed out with a chuckle, the other boys letting out agreements.
"Not all bad, I promise." You teased, winking at him. Ethan felt the blood rushing to his face, immediately becoming flustered and stumbling over his words. You found that you often had that effect on people as you could be very direct and flirtatious even when you didn't mean it. To you it was just friendly banter.
"Geez Y/N, stop flirting with people you met literally five minutes ago." JJ rolled his eyes.
"You sound a bit jealous, Jide." You smirked, a teasing grin spread across your face.
"Nah, allow it." There were eruptions of laughter around the room, coming from the boys. You were quick to notice Harry standing out of the way and was significantly quieter than the others, with what seemed to be a forced smile on his face.
Harry was in his own head, barely paying attention to what was going on around him. When JJ had told him that you were going to be in the next Sidemen video, he panicked. You were an accomplished YouTuber who he was quite fond of to say the least. Well, that would be an understatement, he had a fairly large crush on you. A crush that no one but Freezy and Lux knew about.
He knew that JJ had been friends with you for some time now but never considered the possibility of even meeting you. His anxiety acted as a barrier to even the thought of it. But he was currently in the same room as you and had said nothing more than a short 'hello'. He longed to have the confidence Ethan had to speak to you, even more so for you to look at him the way you were.
Already you were flirting with JJ and Ethan, something that caused a pit to form at the bottom of his stomach. He wouldn't admit it, but he could slowly feel the jealousy forming. Not that he had anything to be jealous about in the first place!
You continued to speak with the boys as you got your mic set up, telling them stories you were sure would embarrass JJ.
"Y/N, stop." The older boy whined. He could be like a child sometimes, but it was one of his more endearing qualities. He simply wouldn't be JJ if he wasn't.
"No, carry on." Simon laughed.
"Oh, don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from." You teased.
"I think it's time we started, don't you think?" Harry grumbled.
"Right." You smiled at the boy, who's cheeks became tinted red. He ducked to hide his face and walked around to stand in the line, hiding himself in the middle.
"Hi, I'm Y/N, I'm 23 and I'm from Y/H/T." You spoke to the camera once you were given the go ahead.
"I'm Simon, I'm 28. I like to practice safe sex."
"Always a good start."
"I could tie you to the bed, so you don't fall off." He finished with a giggle. You acted like you were pondering it for a moment before letting out a laugh and swiping right.
"I'm down for that." You teased. The boys all let out rumbles of laughter
"Hi, I'm Ethan, I'm 26 and kiss me if I'm wrong, but you're gonna swipe right."
"What would you rather?" You joked. Ethan shrugged his shoulders and walked closer to the board, sticking his head through with his lips puckered, eliciting a cry of protest from Harry that this wasn't allowed. You laughed and made an over exaggerated motion to swipe to the right, causing him to pout playfully but walked over to the right anyway.
"Hi, I'm Josh, I'm 28. KSI has a top ten single, but you're the only hot single I can see."
"Wow, that was smooth!" You said with a grin. "Definite yes from me."
"I'm Callum, I'm 26. Are you into fitness?" Freezy asked.
"Can't say I am." You replied, unsure of what turn this could take.
"How about you fitness dick in your mouth?"
"I wouldn't get too excited babes, I gag on my toothbrush." You laughed. "We could try though."
You swiped right on him, chuckling as you watched him let out a yes before joining Simon, Ethan, and Josh. You frowned slightly, a crease forming between your brows as you saw Harry whisper something furiously at his friend but ultimately got distracted by Vik stepping up to go next.
"I'm Vik, I'm 25. My ex-girlfriend always said I'd never do better than her, wanna prove her right?" You could hear the cries of the boys in the background, some scolding him, others laughing.
"Man actually said prove her right. Not wrong." JJ shrieked with a shocked look on his face, holding his head with his hands.
"You need to find someone for that." You snarked, swiping left on the boy, who shrugged and walked off.
"Damn! You got told!" Lux cackled.
"Uh hi. I'm Harry. I'm uh 25, no I'm not I'm 24." He stumbled. "Are you sure you're a muggle? Because that ass is magical."
"You should see how magical it can be." You spoke before cringing at yourself and laughing, swiping right to avoid a reply. The boy's face grew a bright shade of red, closely resembling the colour of a tomato.
"Geez, is that an offer?!" Freezy yelled from the right side. You laughed, observing how Harry whispered furiously to the boy to stop and winked at him once he had could see. Your laughter only increased as you watched JJ step up.
"I'm JJ. I'm 28 and are you a raisin? Cause you're raising my dick." The boy in question stood in front of you so confidently, hands clasped together in front of him so seriously that you just lost it. By the time you composed yourself, there were tears almost falling from your eyes.
"A* for effort." You laughed, swiping right eliciting a cry of success.
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You had wrapped up filming your segment of the video, which conveniently was the last of the day. You found JJ who you spoke to whilst the other boys were otherwise occupied talking to each other.
"Cheers for coming, Y/N/N. You've been great."
"Anything for you." You joked.
"Don't tempt me." He laughed. You could feel eyes on you, eyes that were burning into your side. You turned your head to see Harry staring you and JJ down before looking away after being caught in the act, and suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
"Does Harry not like me or something?" You whispered to JJ, feeling self-conscious all of a sudden.
"Not that I know of." He frowned looking at the younger boy. "He can be a bit awkward at times and gets flustered a lot."
"Right." You agreed. You excused yourself before sauntering up to the boy in question, calling his name to snap him out of the daze he appeared to be in.
"Oh, um hey Y/N." He stumbled.
"Hi." You smiled gently. "I uh, I was just wondering, do you... have I done something to offend you?"
"Offend me? Why, uh, why would you think that?" He rambled.
"It's just... it's nothing, it's probably just me overthinking things." You waved it off, feeling like a complete idiot.
"I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I don't like you. I don't not like you, in fact I really like you! Oh, um I mean I like you, you're very pretty." The boy couldn't stop rambling which made you laugh. "No, wait."
"You think I'm pretty?" You blushed interrupting him. Harry felt his mouth go dry, not being able to get anything coherent to come out. "Well, Harry, I really like you too."
"What?" His eyebrows shot up so far it was almost comical. "Really? So, you don't like the other guys?"
"What? No." You laughed. "That's absurd. Why would you think that?"
"You seemed very..." The boy trailed off, not wanting to offend you after you had admitted to liking him.
"Flirty?" You finished, causing him to nod. "I'm like that with everyone, I don't mean to be half the time."
"Oh."
"Well, how about you give me your phone number and when you finally grow a pair, you can ask me out?" Your confidence levels had shot up spontaneously.
"Uh, sure." His cheeks had become a dark shade of red as he passed his phone to you so you could put your number in. You kept looking up at him as you typed, putting your name under 'Y/N x' in his contacts before handing it back to him.
"Y/N! Come on! We're going to Nando's!" JJ called from the other side of the room.
"Call me." You winked. Your bottom lip was caught between your teeth and was currently the only thing from stopping the wide grin from spreading across your face. A grin that hadn't disappeared from your face for the rest of the day, much to the curiosity of JJ, who was disappointed when you refused to tell him why, or more appropriately who, had put the smile on your face.
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sour--disposition · 3 years
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Drunken Words, Sober Thoughts
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harry x fem!reader
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Request: OOoO what if you do one where reader similar to Harry and is friends with talia and the other girls, but has never met the sidemen yet and gets invited to do a drinking video with them and they don’t know that reader can hold her liquor and Harry is at awe watching her smash the drinks and pins after her
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“Hey, are you busy on Thursday? Simon wants to know if you’ll be in a moresidemen video”, Talia asked as soon as you picked up the phone.
“Well, hello to you, too”, you laughed into the phone. “Yeah, I’ll just make sure I get my editing done by Wednesday night. Let Si know I’ll be there with you. What are we doing?”, you asked her.
“I think he wants us to do a say it or shot it. They wanted to do a lie detector but they couldn't find anyone to administer it or lend out the equipment”, she said.
“Yeah, sounds good”, you replied. “Just make sure someone tells me when and where, yeah?”.
It was Sunday evening, which meant you had 3 full days to film and edit a video that you were happy to put out. Being a a fast-growing youtuber, you tried to stick to a consistent schedule when you could. Along with streaming most nights, staying on top of your content kept you pretty busy.
“So, if I film tomorrow, I’ve got tomorrow night, Tuesday and Wednesday to edit. Need Wednesday night free for a shower to be ready for Thursday. There’s the stream with Talia tomorrow night and hopefully Gee on Tuesday. If I clear Wednesday night out... Okay. Seems good!”, you mumbled to yourself as you tried to make a game plan for the next two weeks.
Talia: youtube studio space, be there for 11am xx
Me: so im getting peppered mid-day or spilling all my secrets to like 5 million subs? lavely xx
Talia: shut up its bc you love me xx
Knowing you’d set yourself a schedule from tomorrow onwards, you set about enjoying your night. You had a bath, ordered your favourite take away and sat and watched your favourite show. The next few days were going to consist of hard work if you wanted to keep on top of streaming and getting a post-worthy video up by the end of the week.
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By Thursday morning, you had a video you were proud to post, a few more hours of streams logged and were ready to face the moresidemen shoot in all its glory. You met Talia outside the Youtube studio space with a few minutes to spare before the guys were expecting you in there.
“You’ve not met Harry, have you?”, Talia asked as she pulled the door open for you.
“Thanks”, you smiled. “No, I think I might have been in an Among Us video with you lot that he was in, but other than that, no”, you confirmed, holding the next door for the two of you to go through.
“You can’t hide that blush from me by opening a door, Y/N”, Talia grinned, poking at your side.
“Oh, shush. Just because he’s cute...”, you trailed off, walking into large room. Immediately, you and Talia were ushered over to some of the crew, having mics strapped and clipped to you.
“Hey”, Simon said to the two of you as you finished being fitted with your mics. “Thanks for doing this”.
You were both pointed over to a table with assorted bottles on it, two Krox shot glasses and three chairs around it. There were a handful of chairs to one side of the space, a few of the guys already sitting down. “So I’m gonna ask the first questions and then the guys are probably gonna pitch in a few once those are done with”, Simon told you.
You and Talia both made noises of agreement, walking over to the chairs and sitting down. Simon started with his intro to the video, explaining what was going on and who you were. “Okay so, you either answer the question or you take a shot of your choice out of what we’ve got in front of you. We’ve got questions from instagram and twitter, and then our lovely audience are going to be able to ask questions themselves. Are we ready?”.
The questions started relatively tame, most of them were about your friendship with Talia, Gee and Freya or the guys, and most of Talia’s were about her and Simon. You didn’t even think about pouring a shot until Simon had sacked off the instagram and twitter questions for not being ‘juicy’ enough.
“What’s the weirdest sex story Y/N has told you?”, JJ asked Talia. 
“I will take this shot for you if you even consider telling anyone this”, you told Talia immediately. She rolled her eyes as she grinned at you, reaching for the vodka bottle next her shot glass and untwisting the cap. “Thank you”, you sighed.
“Y/N, what’s the story that you won’t let Talia tell us?”, Ethan asked from next to JJ, the two of them breaking out into giggles as soon as you let out a huff. You reached for the closest bottle to you, pouring out a shot and throwing it back straight away.
From then on out, the questions started going downhill. The guys kept it somewhat reined in for Talia, probably out of respect for Simon and knowing how awkward it could end up being with the two of them sat right there. You, though? No ground was left untouched.
Bra size? Asked. Favourite position? Asked. How many one night stands? Asked. Have you ever faked an orgasm? Asked. Ever had an STI? Asked. There were some questions you had to drink to just so they could make it into the video. 
Talia leaned over to Simon, tipsily giggling as she whispered something into his ear.
“Y/N”, Simon stated, setting his eyes on you. “Who’s the best looking out of the Sidemen, in your opinion?”, he asked you.
“Oh, that’s easy”, you shrugged. “Harry”, you answered bluntly. It was only when Talia’s eyes widened slightly that you realised you’d actually said it out loud. You smacked a hand over your mouth quickly. “I didn’t actually mean to say that out loud”, you whispered to Talia.
The guys had broken out into a ruckus behind you, cheering Harry and shoving him around lightly, seemingly amusing Talia and Simon. You were the only one out of the three of you with your back to the boys, and you daren’t turn around now. 
Talia leaned over to you whilst the guys were still poking at Harry. “I only got Simon to ask because Harry hasn’t stopped staring at you since you started drinking”, she whispered to you, sending you a little wink.
“I - er - think it’s about there that we wrap it up”, Simon laughed sheepishly from next to you and Talia. 
You were directed over to the same people who strapped you into your mic to help you out of it. The woman finished fiddling with the microphone on your collar and got you to turn around, bringing you face to face with Harry.
“Oh, hi”, you blushed. He smiled back, seeming surprised you were speaking to him. “I wanted to apologise, I didn’t mean to just blurt that out. I clearly drank quicker than I’m used to”, you laughed awkwardly, reaching up to scratch at your neck nervously.
“Ah, no need”, Harry laughed lightly, scratching at a spot on his upper chest. “You handed the shots really well, if you ask me. Half of how many you drank would have had most of these guys on the floor, it was quite impressive”, he told you with a smile.
“Thank you, I was terrified coming in here that I was going to make a massive fool out of myself”, you admitted.
“It’s part of being on a Sidemen shoot, unfortunately”, Harry chuckled. 
You were both finally released from your microphones and wires, being told you could go on your way by the crew members. Just as you were about to leave, you heard harsh whispers behind you. Turning around, you saw JJ and Ethan both spurring Harry on to do something.
“Uh - er. Before you leave, could I get your number?”, Harry asked quietly, hand returning to the spot on his upper chest.
You smiled, walking over to him and holding out your hand for his phone. “Of course you can”, you told him, typing your information into his contacts. “I better get a text though”, you told him cheekily.
“You can count on it”, he told you, watching as you turned to Talia and linked arms with her before walking out of the studio space.
“I so totally saw that”, she told you, poking at your side with a massive grin plastered across her face.
“Just let me be happy and tipsy, Talia”.
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fishytrouble1 · 3 years
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Sidemen Goes Camping - *Gone wrong*
W2S x Reader Fanfiction/Harry Lewis x Reader Fanfiction
Summary: You accompany your boyfriend and his friends on one of their Sidemen Sunday shoots but your baby boy just can’t wait to meet you.
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You had been getting this pain in your abdomen for several hours now, you knew what it could potentially be but they were not getting any closer or any more painful. You decided to bare the pain and hide it from the group so as not to worry anybody.
You and your boyfriend, Harry, found out 6 months ago that you were already 2 and 1/2 months pregnant, and to say both of you were shocked and unprepared was an understatement. However, over the last few months you had both discussed all outcomes and scenarios, making you feel a lot more prepared and calm about the whole situation.
When you told all your close family and friends it made everything do much easier. You especially felt a lot more at ease when you had told Talia, Freya and the rest of the Sidemen. Knowing you had such a close relationship with people who were supporting you the entire way was the best feeling you could’ve had.
But anyway, you were nearing you due date and these pains you were feeling could not have been contractions, your water had not yet broken. You were hoping that it was just Braxton hicks contractions.
You didn’t want to be the reason the boys couldn’t film this week’s camping video. Just because you were feeling a little pain didn’t mean you should interrupt their shooting. You were sat off to the side with Talia and Freya for the past 4 hours whilst the boys were filming, acting as if you guys yourself was camping. Every so often you would see Harry sneaking a look at you before smiling making you forget about the pain for a moment.
It was now 3 hours later and the boys were then finishing their outro to the video when you felt the pains suddenly get worse. Worse to the point you were grimacing in pain and you couldn’t actually speak while it was occurring.
“Y/N what’s the matter?” Asks Freya, now kneeling in front of you.
You couldn’t answer as another contraction hit.
“HARRRYYYY!!!! GET OVER HERE. NOW!” You hear Talia scream loudly.
Hearing Talia shout all the boys and Harry looked over to see what was going on before rushing over to you, clearly panicked.
Harry kneels at your side and grabs your hand as he asks, “Y/N what’s happening?” Worry evident on his face. “Is it the baby?” You both knew what you were having but you chose not to tell everyone, that’s why Harry didn’t use the name you’d already chosen.
You go to tell him it’s fine but another contraction hits making you squeeze Harry’s hand hard causing him to groan in pain and the rest of the group to worry. At the same time you feel the running of water down your legs.
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“Guys, I think Y/N’s water has just broke” One of the lads say, you believe it to be Tobi, but you couldn’t actually see who it was.
Everybody starts talking over each other in panic, except for you and Harry who just look at each other smiling before laughing. This causes the group to look at you both as if you were crazy.
“Why are you both laughing whist Y/N is in the middle of having a baby?” Ethan asks confused.
“Because you lot are the ones panicking yet it’s not even your child. Plus me and Harry agreed that when this time came we would take a minute to think about what was about to happen before rushing anywhere and panicking”. Your explanation makes the group smile knowing you and Harry had discussed this. Harry starts to suggest that it was time to get you to a hospital, Kon rushes over with a nervous look on his face.
“Ummmmm... I was trying to organise a way for us to leave but apparently the only entry and exit point has been blocked off by some fallen trees. They’re trying to move it now but they are unsure how long it’s going to take.” Kon rushes to explain.
“What is Y/N meant to do? She can’t have a baby in the middle of a field without any medical support.” Simon panics. Everybody starts trying to make a plan not knowing you’ve already got one.
“Guys!” No-one hears you except Harry, who just squeezes your hand in support.
“Guys!” You say once more, but no-one hears you once again.
“GUUYYSS!!!” Harry screams, gaining all of their attention.
“Thanks Haz. Guys it’s common for women to give birth without medical support. Also my mum’s a midwife I’ve seen her deliver many babies outside of a hospital. Josh, Simon can you go gather the blankets you were using for your video.” They nod, another contractions hit before you can continue.
“JJ, Ethan can you guys empty out that van over there so I’m able to lay down. Tobi, Vik find as many full water bottles you can and then meet us at the van as soon as possible.” All of them head of with urgency to do what was instructed.
“Frey, T, I need you both to help deliver our baby. it’s not going to be pretty and if you don’t want to do it I’ll completely understand.” You say between the heavy breaths you are taking to keep the pain at bay.
“Y/N we’re honestly happy to help”. Talia says grabbing your shoulders as Freya nods in agreement.
About 10 minutes later, you were in the back of the van leaning into Harry’s chest with Freya and Talia by your feet waiting for your baby to make an appearance.
“Y/N I see the head. I think you need to push now okay?” Freya Says.
After a few minutes of pushing you heard the cry of your baby boy. You look and see Freya and Talia smiling happily whilst wrapping him up in a blanket before handing him over to you and Harry.
“We’ll give you three a minute. Also congratulations mum and dad.” They smile before heading out.
“Y/N, look at him. He’s perfect. I can’t believe we made him, also I’m so proud of you for carrying him and then pushing him out in the weirdest of places”. Harry beams whilst kissing both you and your new son on your foreheads.
“Well, our son wanted to make an entrance in an unusual way, just lie his daddy”. You say with a smirk. Before kissing Harry and then both of you look at your son with so much love and affection.
An hour later an ambulance arrived and took you, your baby boy (Reuben Lewis) and Harry to the hospital whilst the boys offered to pack up and meet you there later.
When they entered the hospital room later that day, you noticed they bought balloons and gifts but what you noticed more was the instant smiles on their faces at seeing Harry holding his son.
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“Sorry about the rental van guys. I’ll pay for any damages cost and Talia and Freya thank you for helping deliver little Reuben into the world”. At earing his name they all gasp before smiling even wider.
“Y/N, Harry that’s a lovely name and also don’t worry about the van. I’ve already called the company and they said not to worry about any additional charges as due to the circumstances they wouldn’t charge us”. Josh offered the information, instantly easing your mind that you hadn’t got them into trouble with the company.
You all spent the rest of the night laughing about the experience and how panicked all the boys were. JJ even offered a joke about Harry being the baby of the group yet he has a baby before the rest of them.
You look over to Harry holding your son whilst talking to the group and you just couldn’t imagine a better guy to be the father to your child. You knew you’d be okay so long as Harry was by your side.
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imagintheworldaway · 3 years
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Secrets
Anonymous asked: Could you do one of Harry and fem. reader where she’s also a big youtuber, she’s secretly dating Harry and goes with him all the time to the sidemen shoots to just help around BTS and is also spends time with Harry just talking to him, cuddling or just checking up on him and the fans see her in the background of someone’s ig story and freak out cause they find out that they’re dating? Hopefully that made somewhat of a sense. Thanks!
A/N I hope I got this right! it was so fun to write something more cuddly! I'm still accepting requests!
Being a YouTuber was not part of my plan. Succeeding and becoming the most subscribed to female YouTuber from the UK was defiantly not part of the plan. Finding the love of my life at such a young age who also shared my passion and love for the community was just a huge bonus that came with my life style. 
My relationship with Harry had been going on for just under 18 months, all of our friends knew but we had yet to tell our fans, following in JJ’s footsteps and wishing to keep out private lives more of a secret. Well our love lives at least. We relished in our moments together, secret pictures, holidays we took to small islands and unknown places just to spend time together. We had been so careful and thus far it had all paid off for us. 
I was helping with the new Sidemen Sunday video, the price is correct or what ever they decide to call it. we were on set and I was just there to help around with all the little bits since their assistant was off sick. Plus it was a prime excuse to spend time with Harry. 
“Y/N can you grab me a bottle of water?” Vik asked from on set whilst the cameras weren’t rolling. “Yes boss” I said saluting him, grabbing a water and bringing it on set. “You know what, I’m not surprised your assistant is sick of you” I giggled as I handed over the water. “We’re not that bad, could be getting you to run around like a head less chicken but think bog would kill us” Ethan commented earning a laugh from Harry. 
“Awe how sweet” I smiled moving so I was on the other side of Harrys podium.”so glad you’re protecting me from these big mean men” I teased at my boyfriend, causing a light blush to grace his cheeks. “Yh well, need to protect you, you seen these lads? They’re mental, and that’s when they’re sober” Harry commented waving his arms around gesturing at the lads causing me to giggle. “You’re so silly” I smiled at my boyfriend as I leant on his podium a little looking at the shot glass and grabbing the white board pen, drawing a tiny heart in the corner of his board. 
Harry pouted at the drawing “I’m going to have to rub that out now, or everyone will think I’ve gone soppy” he grabbed the white board eraser and removed my drawing. “There’s nothing wrong with being soppy with your girlfriend” I shot back at him. “5 minutes guys” Kon shouted from behind the cameras. “Best go back to being your assisted Mr Lewis” I wiggled my eyebrows at my boyfriend. “Well I need you to come here” Harry said his hands on the edge of the podium. I leant on the structure as Harry leant down and gave me a kiss. “I hope you don’t treat all of your assistants like that” I teased him, straightening the hood of his jumper out so it wasn’t all clumped up. “Only the fit ones” he smiled at me. “30 seconds, Y/N off set” Kon called. 
I waved goodbye to my boyfriend as he pouted at me, quickly turning that pout into a smile as the signal for the cameras to turn on was given. The shoot went really well with Harry winning an array of items but ultimately loosing out on the big prize of going to Dubai. I watched the whole thing, with crew phones not being allowed on set I didn’t have much more to do, but it was entertaining. 
I walked up to the boys as time was called. “We are not keeping that pig” I laughed as I got a frown from harry. “Its so ugly babe, plus it won’t fit in your apartment” I commented looking the structure up and down. “That’s why he’s staying at yours” Harry smiled at me. I shook my head giggling at him , there was no way that thing was even coming close to my house. 
We bid farewell to all of the guys and made our way back to my apartment as it was ironically closer to the studio than Harry and Cals place. As soon as we were back at mine I finally turned on my phone as Harry flopped down on my sofa reaching out for me. I giggled and straddled his legs, nuzzling into his neck until I heard my phone go off furiously with all my missed notifications. I tried to ignore the constant buzzing by snuggling deeper into Harrys chest, his arms wrapped my waist and his fingers playing with the end of my hair. After around 15 minutes of trying to just relax with Harry and my phone still not giving up I decided to lean up and grab my device. Earning a groan from Harry as the warmth of my body was no longer leaning on him. I was met with texts from Talia, Gee, Elz, Freya and mentions from fans about Simons instagram story. I leant up further so that I was sitting on Harrys lap and furrowed my eyebrows. “What’s on Simons story?” I questioned and after a second of though ultimately receiving a shrug from my boyfriend. I cocked my head, a sign to elaborate. “My phone died when we got to the studio I have no clue, just come back and lets nap” he whined for my touch.  I rolled my eyes and went onto Simons instagram. After clicking through a few stories I saw one from the shoot today and quite clearly in the background see me leaning on Harrys podium with him leaning down and kissing me. I gasped at the story and instantly spun my phone around for Harry to see. He leant up onto his elbows and squinted at the photo before his eyes went wide realising the image he was seeing. It was obviously me as you could see my hair and figure quite clearly, even if I was only in my comfy clothes on set today, my fans know me too well.
“We were so careful” I whispered feeling so defeated that such a simple mistake by an unknowing friend was the grand reveal of our relationship. “Bloody Simon” Harry said through gritted teeth, reaching for his charging phone and I can only presume he was about to chew out his friend. “Hey babe, it’s ok” I said grabbing Harrys face so that he was looking at me and not focusing on his phone. “Well looks like our secrets out” Harry whispered looking back at me with eyes that said ‘I’m so sorry, my mates are idiots’. “Best confirm It then I guess?” I suggested smirking at Harry, there was no way of us avoiding this now, this comment received a nod from Harry. He sat up with me still straddling his chest. I took a screenshot of Simons story and zoomed in on Harry and I. I popped it on my instagram story with the caption ‘secrets out I guess thanks @miniminter ;)’. Then I took a cute selfie of Harry and I in our current positions on the sofa and added that to my story, tagging him and adding little love heart emojis to the picture. Soon floods of messages came in from twitter, instagram and even reddit with people claiming they knew all along and how they were happy for us. 
“At least we can go out in public properly together, I finally get to show off my gorgeous girlfriend to the world” Harry smirked at me rubbing his hands up and down my sides. 
“Looks like we are the new it couple now” I smiled at harry showing him the positive reaction we were getting. “Oo I can do so many more videos now, thanks for the new content” I giggled at him before he engulfed me in a hug, smashing our lips together shutting me up. “God I love you” 
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