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inevesgf · 2 months
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LOVER BOY ⠀,⠀ george clarke.
synopsis ✩ what it’s like dating george clarke!
warnings: mentions of sexual behavior.
authors note: i have had so much muse and inspiration to write for george recently. love our silly guy so bad! i also have tried to write more sexual content for my thirsty folks out there so i hope it lives up to expectations. arthur next ;)
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• love language is either gift giving or psychical touch!
• is the type of boyfriend that will randomly pick up things from the shop for you without you even asking.
• “want anything?” “no, i’m alright.” and then he comes back with your favorite snacks and a stupid little trinket.
• a big lover of hugs from behind + adds little kisses on your neck and shoulders when he does.
• will not let you be the big spoon ever, im sorry mates.
• he always has to be the big spoon. i have a feeling he definitely likes feeling like the more masculine person in the relationship.
• but LOVES to lay his head in your lap and let you play with his hair.
• kisses your thighs sometimes when he does because he knows it gives you butterflies.
• leaves hickeys there where only he can see them.
• doesn’t mind pda, but doesn’t overdo it. when youre out he will hold your hand and put his arm around your waist, but isn’t one to kiss you in public unless it’s an appropriate moment.
• his go to nicknames for you are probably “darling” and “love”, he’s pretty simple.
• likes to be dominant in bed, but also doesn’t mind when you ride him and pull on his hair slightly.
• always sends you the stupid black cat and white cat memes, but they are so accurate.
• loves when you tag around with his friends. bonus points if you do content creation, he likes when you all film together.
• he jokes about loving arthur(tv) more than he loves you, so you joke about also loving arthur more than you love him! have to keep that shit even
• but at the end of all the jokes he knows he loves you more than anything and you appreciate him the same.
• probably a jealous boyfriend though, wont lie.
• not in like a “don’t ever look at her!” way, but in a “im gonna give you hickeys all over your neck to show you’re mine” kind of way 🤭.
• secretly a massive sweetheart though.
• if you ever come home wasted from a night out with friends, he will clean you up and help you get changed.
• “you take such good care of me😌” and he just starts laughing about how absolutely GONE you are.
• and in the morning when you’re suffering from a horrible hangover he will bring you water and little snacks while you rest!
• might not be the best cook, but will attempt to cook your favorite foods on little date nights.
• even if it goes terribly wrong, you still appreciate it nonetheless.
• falls under golden retriever category alongside chris and ginge of course!
• super super giddy when you get home from wherever and he just gets to spend the rest of the night with you.
• dare i say baby i’m yours - arctic monkeys cover is the song you listen to and think of him.
• the type of boyfriend to wake you up at 4am to go watch the sunrise from a hilltop or the beach.
• love’s spontaneous little adventures like that!
• definitely books little trips on short notice just to surprise you.
• always always up for an adventure. you two have definitely faced your fears together with activities like rock climbing, bungee jumping, etc.
• prefers to go out for dates rather than stay in, but loves to have a lazy night with you where you two watch films and have snacks.
• would be hesitant to raise a dog or cat with you due to the responsibility, so he’d settle for a lil fish.
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buzzyb33 · 4 months
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Main master list:
Angst: ☆
Fluff: ꨄ
Smut: ★
Suggestive: ✮
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Sidemen:
Ethan Behzinga:
Holiday headcannons ꨄ
Harry wroetoshaw:
Oh well ꨄ
Josh Zerkaa:
Christmas decorating ꨄ
Quiet night in ꨄ
No, I’m not. ☆ ꨄ
Make-up ꨄ
Annoying ★ ☆ (smut)
Drunk ꨄ
Tobijzl:
Plus one ✮
Relationship ꨄ
KSI:
Proposal ꨄ
Vikkstar123:
Nothing yet :(
Simon minimiter:
Dad!simon headcannons ꨄ
General headcannons:
Heather day! ꨄ
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British YouTubers:
James Marriott:
Flustered ꨄ ✮
First ★ ꨄ
Podcasts ꨄ
George memeulous:
Boyfriend!memeulous HCs ꨄ
Alex elmslie:
Nothing yet :(
Will Lenney:
Nothing yet :(
Chippo:
Sleeping ꨄ
Callux:
Nothing yet :(
Angry ginge:
Nothing yet :(
Danny Aarons:
Confession ꨄ
Deji:
Nothing yet :(
Beta squad:
Nothing yet :(
ChrisMD:
Nothing yet :(
Arthur TV:
Nothing yet :(
George Clarkey:
Nothing yet :(
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Others:
Lazarbeam:
Nothing yet :(
Lachlan:
Nothing yet :(
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sidemenxyn · 4 months
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Come dine with me, chips video
Tw: language, Bunch of shenanigans, play fighting and I believe that is all!
w2s x Y/n Willows
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“Welcome to another come dine with me, todays chef will be the one and only Y/n Willows!” Chip did his voice over as clips of the video played. So today was the day you were cooking for the boys. You were excited yet nervous, you had critics who would minus a point for the smallest thing (he being Theo) but he wasn’t gonna stop you today!
You spoke to the camera “right so today is the day, I’m gonna kick everyone’s arses.” You added “with the help of Harry.” The camera zoomed out to reveal Harry standing next to you. You looked at Harry as he said “we are gonna win I know it!” You agreed. You looked at the camera “so todays menu!” The clip cuts you off revealing Calfreezy saying “the starter is some small wings and some garlic bread, sounds nice!” Cuts to Chip “yeah, sounds nice although will the garlic bread be homemade? Knowing Y/n it probably is.”
You looked towards Harry and spoke “right, so, Harry go grab the sauces and wings.” Harry walked over to the fridge and cupboards and did what he was told. You spoke “So right know I’m going to be making the garlic butter as I’ve made the dough yesterday.” You filmed yourself making garlic butter as the camera man filmed Harry smothering the sauces on the wings. Once he placed them into the oven, you heard a knock on your shears apartment’s door.
You looked at Harry “babe, can you get that and grab the drinks.” He smiled and nodded. As you placed the garlic bread into the oven more of the boys started to arrive.
Once your starter was done you played everything up and handed out the plates to everyone who was sat on the table.
You stood there as everyone took a bite and to see their faces be delighted by the flavours. Theo trying to be a proper critic asked “what sauces did you use?” You answered “I made them all last night, you have bbq, chilli and some tzatziki sauce on the side.” He nodded as the boys continued to dig in.
Once you had collected everyone’s plates you then went back into the kitchen to finish making the main course.
The video cuts to Randolph speaking “for dinner we’ll be having a 8oz steak with home cooked chips with steamed vegetables and garlic butter. Sounds fucking wonderful!” Clip cuts to Theo “yes I like the sound of this! Hopefully and most likely it will be better than Chip’s that’s for sure.” Clip cuts to Cal “I’ve lived with Y/n for years and I know full well she can cook a good steak. Like she’s toot tier steak cooker! If that makes any sense…”
As you and Harry were working away Harry decided to grab the flour for the dessert and throw a handful towards you. Leaving you covered in flour, you both burst out laughing. You said “Gosh Harry! That’s for desert, you dick!” He laughed and replied “made you laugh though didn’t it?” You smirked and playfully smacked his arm.
The main course didn’t take long as you prepared it before filming, as you walked into the dinning room Cal laughed “what the fuck happened in there?!” You rolled your eyes jokingly “Harry get his hands on the flour for the desert didn’t he.” The boys laughed as they watched as dinner was placed onto the table. Everyone was digging in and enjoying it, you and the boys were joking around and having conversations.
As everyone was finishing up their food you asked “is everyone still up for desert?” Everyone was nodding and replying with a “yes.” So you went to the kitchen and you walked into the kitchen and prepared to make the last dish of the night.
Clip cuts to Callux “for desert Y/n’s making cookies and cheese cake, it has and/or so I’m guessing we get to pick?” Clip cuts to Chip “I’ve had good cheesecake in my time so I’m hoping that Y/n can live up to those very expectations!”
You quickly walked back into the dinning room and asked “who wants cookies with ice cream and who wants cheesecake?” Theo asked “could I get cookies and ice cream please?” You nodded as Randy asks for the same. Everyone else wanted cheesecake, thankfully you had made the cheesecake earlier as it was now perfectly set. You quickly placed the homemade dough into the oven so the cookies were nice and warm for Theo and Randy.
You asked “Harry can you ask the boys if they want another drink?” He nodded and went back out to shortly return to the fridge and grab a few bottles and cans. As the cookies and such were in the making the boys had entertainment of a magician who was actually really good. You smiled as you could hear the boys laughing and enjoying themselves; the smell of cookies filled the kitchen as the timer went off. You placed the pan onto the counter. You scooped the ice cream onto the plate, then placing the nicely warmed cookies onto the plate. Now that desert was done and so was the entertainment, you walked out with the deserts in hand. Everyone seems happy to see the final dish to the evening.
Everyone was praising your good desert as you and Harry high-fived. You and Harry were proud of what you made.
The clip cuts to the boys giving you a score, Chip gives a 9, Randy gives a 8, Calfreezy gives a 8 so does Theo gave a 7 and Callux gave a 7.
You said “hope you enjoyed my cooking! If you’d like me to make a recipe or step by step go check out my channel, w3s. If you enjoyed and want to see more, subscribe to Chip! See you in the next one!”
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g-xix · 4 months
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YouTubers+ Masterlist
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Calfreezy
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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AngryGinge13
☁️"Charity Match" - when you take your younger brother to the charity match and unexpectedly get your seats upgraded by a sweet ginger who claims to be part of the organising team... Only to find him on the pitch and blowing kisses at you, having you a blushing mess in the stands having only first seen him the day before ☁️"Black Cat x Golden retriever dynamic" - black cat being shy girl, crossed over with a golden retriever-high energy and ultra-loving Ginge - headcanons and story 🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet" ☁️"Sunday League" - friends to lovers - when coming to support your best friend at his football game gets you up on your feet and a lot more passionate than you thought thought you'd be. Meanwhile he's just happy that you showed up in the first place. ☁️"Dating headcanons" - fluffy, wholesome amalgamation of dating ginge HC's 🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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Callux 🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" 🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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ChrisMD
🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Threesome" - W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the Chaos crew would be like giving head 🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🔞"Piercings" - in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you | part of [KINKTOBER]
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TheBurntChip
☁️+🔞"TheBurntChip Dating HC's" - list of headcanons detailing what it'd be like dating the one and only - Chippo Crimes
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Danny Aarons
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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Deji
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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WillNE
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
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James Marriott
🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈
looking for someone you can't find? Head back to the main masterlist to check out the other masterlists to see if the person you're looking for is there! Don't be scared to send a message via DMs or thru the inbox if you need any help xx
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72bread-pasta88 · 7 months
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Insta stories from the Sidemen charity match 2023 pt.2
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zaradress · 9 months
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brothers best friend
pairing: Callum McGinley x Airey reader warnings: sexual content, age gap, unprotected sex, thigh riding, daddy kink prompt: Faye is Callum Airey's sister and has an extreme attraction to Callums best friend Callux.
Fuck he looked good. I sat as I watched him behind the scenes of a sidemen shoot. Every bone in me tries to disguise how attracted I am to him, since I know that nothing will ever happen between the two of us.
For one he is 10 years older than me and is not even supposed to be an option with how my brother would react to his best friend having sexual thoughts about me.
Cal would literally kill me if I even initiate something with Lux. But I couldn't ignore the fact that whenever he was around my knees instantly fold or my panties become less and less dry.
The thing is I can't get him off my mind. Perhaps it's because I'm just horny and have never had a sexual experience but if you ask me it's more than that. Since there was just something in me that wanted to make him proud or just want his approval and no one else's.
I haven't even realised that I have been staring at him for the past couple of minutes. Because of my staring Lux sent me a questionable look.
"Alright lets take 20, everyone", some person behind the camera shouted. Probably since they were going to be here the entire day. I am only going to be here for another hour until my mom can come pick me up. So I definitely understand why they are taking a break.
Callux starts walking towards me. My brother had left with some of the guys to get some food from the buffet. "Aren't you going to go eat?" I ask him politely trying to not make it obvious that just a couple of minutes ago I was thinking about him being inside of me.
"Not really hungry for food", he responds.
I give him a confused look. "Than what are you hungry for?" I laugh a little through the confusion.
His eyes travel up and down my body stopping at my clenched thighs that were closer together than anything else on this world. Lux sits down next to me. "Why are your thighs so clenched, here let me help you", he puts his soothing hand on my thigh. Trying to relax my muscles. His hand traveling further and further up my thigh.
Good thing I am wearing my jeans. Otherwise I probably would have come un done right there and then. I close my eyes and put my head back. Enjoying a feeling I probably will never feel again. He retrieves his hands and I quickly open my eyes again. "All better", he says.
"Thanks I guess", I say whilst crossing my legs. My cheeks turn to a rosey color.
"So why were you staring at me before", well what am I supposed to say to that, "that I was thinking about how you could fuck me good", that would just be stupid.
I look at Callum who looked at me in a shocked manner. "Oh my fucking god I did not just say that out loud. Please tell me I didn't say that", he laughs a little.
"Yes you did and yes I could", he says and gets up. Leaving me in utter disbelief.
I just can't believe I said that. At least he didn't feel uncomfortable. More like amusing.
The boys returned with food on some paper plates and sat down in the studio. Not being able to stand the weird tension in this room whilst Callux was talking to my brother as if I hadn't just seconds ago said that I want him to fuck me, I decide to get some food.
At the buffet there were a lot of options. But I was most interested in the rice so I took some rice and vegetables. I sat down in the empty room not even hungry.
I decide to not eat my food and just sit there playing with the strings of the holes in my jeans. All of a sudden someone sits down beside me. Lux. "There you are, I've been looking for you", I couldn't even look at him and hide my face in my hands. Still embarrassed over what I had done earlier. "Why are you hiding you're. Come on it wasn't that bad. I get it I was your age once too and fuck me I wanted to fuck anyone if they'd given me the chance", I laugh he gets a hold of my hands and put them down.
"Well the thing is, this is probably tmi but I just think I need to say this. I have never had a sexual experience, not even by myself and I have never had the urge to but I don't know lately every fucking time I see you...thats enough information", I tell him.
He looks at me a little shocked. His hand travel to my thigh stopping at a hole in my jeans. "Never? You have to be kidding right. There is no way not even you have played with yourself", he says his hand sliding in to the loose hole in my jeans. His hand caressing my naked thigh.
"I just never have had the urge. And I am honestly scared of doing anything to myself", he looks me in the eyes. I know what he is thinking probably. "I need to stop talking", I say.
The thing is just the feeling of his hand on my thigh could make me tell him anything if he asked me. "Don't rush it, okay? One day you will find a guy you find attractive and then things will just unravel", he tells me. "Because even if I wanted to give you that pleasure I can't. Cal is my best friend and it would literally kill me", he tells me. I nod understanding everything he is telling me.
Suddenly my phone begins to vibrate and with that Callum decided to leave. I pick up the phone and my mother immediately says that she's here. So I get my things and leave.
Before I can even enter the car she says something. "So you're staying at your brother place today. He's not very happy about it and neither am I but I have no other choice", she says.
"What do you mean you have no other choice?" I ask her confused as to what she means by that.
"I got a call from a client in Edinburgh and have to catch a flight today. I swear I'm going to change firms because this is actually not okay anymore", she says. Lately her law firm has been only sending her to the further away places and has had to travel last minute. She is in her own opinion starting to turn grey because of this.
"Well can't I just stay alone at home", she laughs.
We pull up to Callums apartment. "There is no way I'm letting you stay alone. What if something happens? No no I'm already turning grey there is no way I am letting you do that", she says. "I packed you a bag for the night get it from the backseat". She gives me a kiss on the cheek and leaves after I get the bag and shut the door.
I walk up to his apartment and lock the door after entering. Leaving all my stuff in the living room and sitting down on the couch. Intending to take a nap. But that nap turned into a three hour long sleep. Which probably would have been longer if I hadn't heard the door unlock.
The three boys enter. "I'm never doing sidemen shoots again it takes way to fucking long", my brother says.
"What are you yapping about you always want to be there", Harry said obviously exhausted.
"Yeah and then I end up regretting it", they all took off their jackets and shoes. Finally noticing me after.
"I didn't know your sister was staying here", Harry says. Callux looked at me slightly surprised I was here.
"Yeah forgot to tell you guys but my mum told me about it just a few hours ago", Cal says.
"Well I'm gonna hit the hay", Harry says.
"Same, well at least a nap", Cal says and turns to me before entering his room. "Don't do anything stupid and you know where everything is", he says and enters his room.
Now it was just me and Lux. Who has gone to the fridge to get a drink. "Aren't you going to go to bed?" I ask him.
"Not really tired so no", he says and sits down beside me.
"So you're not really hungry and not really tired than what are you", I laugh at him.
He laughs as well closing his eyes and putting his head back. "Really fucking horny that's what I am", he laughs. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not. But I felt a little courageous. So with him not having opened his eyes yet I straddle his lap.
Immediately he opens his eyes. "What the fuck are you doing", he says placing his hands on my thighs. I put my hands around his neck.
"Nothing, just thought your lap would be more comfortable", I smirk lightly.
He takes a deep breath his eyes traveling from my eyes to my lips. I adjust a little to be more comfortable. To which he holds down my hips so it becomes more difficult for e to move as well as putting some pressure. A very light moan escapes my lips when I feel something pressing against my sex. I hide my face in the crook of his neck.
Because of the light moan he pushes against me again making me moan again. I started to roll my hips and he pushed hard against me. "Lux", I moan into his ear and he groans. "Harder", I tell him. And he listens pushing very hardly against my sex as I roll my hips meeting his.
All of a sudden he stops my hips. I look at him confused and desperate. "Straddle my leg. I want you to fuck yourself on my leg", says putting a hair behind my ear. I have never done anything like this. But I am submissive and oblige happily to his command. I straddle his leg and start rolling my hips hard and fast.
"Just like that", he says. "Such a good girl", he starts to bounce his leg which makes me moan even harder. He puts a hand against my mouth to muffle my moans.
I couldn't get enough of the sensation and I was getting closer to my climax. "Lux I think I'm close", I tell him.
"No you're not, I am telling you when you are close. You listen to me", he says. Only making more wet. I loved being controlled by him. Being told what to do.
I bite down on his shoulder lightly to muffle my moans. Because the constant rubbing against his leg and rough material was getting to me. "Now take off your jeans", he tells me. I stand up quickly and take off my jeans. He unzips his jeans. A prominent budge visible. But he doesn't take them off fully. I straddle his lap yet again in my underwear. He pulls out his dick.
"Lux how is that supposed to fit. It's so big", I tell him starting to get scared of the pain I might feel.
"Don't worry I will be slow and careful. It might hurt but you won't have to take me entirely", he says. His hands travel to my underwear pulling it aside. And then I position myself on him.
It hurt but in a good way. I moan silently knowing we aren't alone. I start going down his shaft. It was visible how desperate he was for it to go faster.
"Your doing so great just keep going", he says his hands guiding my hips. I reach the end and start to roll my hips. As he starts to fuck into me as well.
I wanted to scream instead whimpers were coming out because of how much ecstasy I was feeling. He started going harder. His dick pushing hard inside of me. Going in and out every time harder. I rolled my hips faster.
Never have I never felt anything like this. "Such a good girl aren't you", he tells me. "Such a good girl for Daddy aren't you", he says which makes me moan a little too loud. "Quiet you don't want us to get caught do you?", he asks.
"No I don't daddy, I'm sorry", I hold in my moans which is harder than what you would think. I get close to his ear. "Daddy", I whisper. To which he thrust became deeper and harder.
"Ugh, I don't know how much longer I can take", I tell him. Lux repositions us so he's on top and I am laying on the sofa.
"Just a little more, so daddy can come with you", he says.
The thrust were only getting harder and holding in my climax wasn't getting easier. "Alright princess you can cum now", his thrusts have become sloppier and he came inside of me at the same time as I did.
Still inside of me he lied on top of me a little. Applying as little pressure as possible. "Fuck that was good", he says.
He gets up and puts his dick in his away. Going to the bathroom. Lux returns with a towel. "Let me clean you up a bit", he says and starts cleaning me up.
I was still in shock of how good it was. Maybe it was worth the wait? "Lux?" I say.
"Yeah?", he says returning from between my legs to a normal state. I put my underwear to it's original state and go to my bag to get my shorts.
"Cal can't find out about this I say", to which he nods and agrees. I put my shorts on. "That was fucking amazing though.", I say and lay my head on his lap.
As I start to fall asleep again. Exhausted.
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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Scary Dog Privileges
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Gn reader
The boys had always said you had scary dog privileges, most of your outfits consisting of techwear
Which is the reason why they asked you to be apart of the videos where they go out shopping 
Having felt safer with you walking next to them or behind them, giving a little nod whenever they'd look back at you
Them more checking to see if you were still there, having the ability to move almost soundlessly
'How do you do that?' at your confused face, Josh would elaborate, 'Your shoes, they don't make any noise.'
'Oh, more or less just roll your feet.'
At first, fans confused you for another one of JJ's bodyguards, not really caring all too much to correct them
All the hidden compartments making them think you had a few knives on you, plus the piercings and tattoos you had
The Sidemen being so excited when you agreed to be apart of their hide and seek videos; Tobi claiming he almost shit himself when you found him in the nuclear bunker video
Ethan the first to bluntly ask, 'Why don't you smile?' causing Vik to pop his head up, thinking you were about to kill him. 
They were both surprised when all you did was shrug and ask, 'Why don't you say something funny then?' 
That said, the boys are the some of the few people that get to see your soft side
Such as when Harry uses your shoulder as a pillow and ends up with a few braids in his hair later
This being the major thing that gets Vik to eventually warm up to you, that and he needed help reaching a mug that Simon had purposely put on the highest shelf. Being too lazy to get the stool and knowing you'd have no problem climbing the counter.
'Here you go, fucking noodle, Simon.' patting his shoulder before walking away
Laughing when Ethan can't open a jar
Or when one of JJ's weird jokes makes you flustered to where your voice starts cracking
Tobi letting you paint his nails, knowing you have a vast array of colors
Helping Simon dye his hair, him coaxing you into dying a few stripes in your hair 
'Oh shit, they're going to kill us.' JJ laughing when you walk out, not in your usual gear. It being for a video; one of those 'We turn our goth friend preppy' type but instead of preppy, they gave you pastel clothing
'Come on y/n, do the uwu fingers.' the blue sweater, 2 sizes too big being the one piece you kept
You comply, but instead of doing it w/ the usual pointer fingers, you do it w/ your middle fingers. Glaring at them, 'Can't believe I agreed to this shit'
In exchange, Josh makes the rest of them agree to you doing a goth transformation for them
The most trouble being when you're trying to do their makeup; 'Close your eyes now.' your voice being the most gentle they've heard it
None of them being the same subcategory of goth; E-boy, Emo, Cyber, Pastel goth, Metal...
'You're not going to murder me, right?' the Cal's visibly relaxing when you shook your head no
None of them surprised when you get either a bulldog/pitbull or a black cat
Simon being the one to sneakily film you cooing at the little guy
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theloneamaryllis · 7 months
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(9') Ethan Payne
the amount this goal meant ❤️
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clarkeysbog · 7 months
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LONG LONG LIVE!!!
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riotinyellow · 7 months
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I'm really fucking excited for the next charity match(the edits of the players)
I really want to see willne, niko, and yung filly
heard max fosh is also going to be there, so that's fun
and kai cenat ? is he even out of custody yet ?how is he playing ?
also, xqc is playing, but judging from his streaming practices, he's probably just going to ride on other people's kicks and goals
but other than the match and the players, the part I'm looking forward to the most is, of course. Stephen tries commentary, aka top-tier comedy
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w2soneshots · 17 days
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Callux birthday post!!🌟
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babeypinkaf · 2 years
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The way there should be many more calfreezy imagines and fanfics because he’s so slept on but there's only a grand total of like, 10 and 75% are from 2017 (tbf I know his attractiveness also peaked back then) and Tumblr isn't active anymore BUT STILL
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sidemenxyn · 6 months
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g-xix · 7 months
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We need a chippo crimes dating headcanons! 🥰
TheBurntChip Dating Headcanons
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Yes you can have some Chipper dating HC's!! Bro is TOO FINE. Also, REQUESTS OPEN, REQUEST WHAT MORE U WANNA SEE ME WRITE!!!
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-I feel like dating Chippo would be such a roles reversed relationship -Like, he sort of takes the wifey responsibilities whilst you focus on the convential 9-5 job, smth heavy duty like law asw -He finishes his podcast/stuff and makes steaks on Tuesdays, but otherwise throws smth in the oven or gets you takeout with him before coming home -In love with his own steaks -Mf would litr be moaning at the table about how good his steaks are whilst u two eat together -Always wants to eat with you as well -If the two of you are long distance, i.e. you had to go overseas to work, he'd fuck up his sleep schedule just to facetime you and eat dinner (or breakfast) with you on call with him -Also tho he does book holidays for j you (sometimes with your friends asw) because you rarely manage to get down time from work + he knows getting a break is so therapeutic for you -Often go on holidays together to places too tho #baecation -Your favourite is when you went to Dubai together, because he decided to vlog "Giving my girlfriend her dream holiday", where he paid for your shopping, had your nails done, and took you to quadbike for the first time -Obviously then the next day he took you to the golf course so that he could have a full day of golfing to repay for the time spent "doing that boring spa shit" -He complains about spas and self-care things on the camera and to his mates -Secretly it's his little guilty pleasure to do the occasional facemask with you every so often -First time it happened he was drunk and showed you a TikTok of some guy getting his face fully masked, treated and rolled, and Chippo had the audacity to ask "Why don't you do that to me :(" With a sad little face. -His sad little face ofc made you get out all your products and lay him down on the bed to get his face done -Decided to film it for a TikTok -Started with a sheet-mask which he slurred that it looked like he was joining a cult… -Also had to get a hand mirror so he could constantly see himself bc he insisted on knowing what he looked like constantly -Used the quartz roller to roll the mask over which smoothed it out really aesthetically -Managed to convince him to pluck the stray hairs of his brows -He made a big fuss over the first pluck and said you were going to kill him with those things -You've not been allowed to touch his brows since. -Finished by putting some cooling and hydrating gel all over his face, which he babbled Felt like getting a facial, before continuously asking you whether that's what cum feels like, making you flush bright red as you wrapped up the video and made it into a TikTok -Next morning, Chip looks in mirror and wonders why his face looks so nice and nourished already -Sees the TikTok and is horrified at how he acted and what all he said -Shows you the video and cries WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY FACE!?! -Troops groupchat post the video in chat and are commenting allsorts of woooow, Chippo soft launch, Chippy's slaying 😜, one of the girlies 💅 -Chip got over it though. -Acts all unhappy about what you've renamed the skincare incident, but whenever you put a sheet mask on whilst watching a movie, he asks for one as well -He's had compliments that he's been glowing, whenever he does the sheet masks anyways, so he figured there was no harm in just putting one of those on
NSFW HC's: -Deffo an ass guy -Doggy's the favourite position because he loves seeing it shake + hearing the clap 👏 -I feel like he'd be into thick girlies asw, like, he doesn't care if you have tummy or stretch marks, he's just obsessed with the package behind that (one for my thick girlies bc i need more appreciation in lyfe) -Probs has a shared playlist which he sent with the message yo put songs into this playlist u wanna have sex to -Loves when you hickey him up -Absolutely loves going into the shoot, hickeys standing out bright purple on his neck. Wears them like a badge of honour basically -Isn't toxic or protective over what you wear either -Wraps his arm around you regardless of what you're wearing because at the end of the day he knows he's gonna be the one to take them off -I feel like he's a fan of face sitting asw -He was first to suggest it which was a bit scary because you felt as though he was just speaking spontaneously/impulsively and didn't actually know what he wanted -Was quite insistent on trying it- litr begged at one point which made u give it a try -Kinda cautiously hovering over his face, not sitting bc you j wanted to triple check "are you sure?" -He answered by wrapping his arms around your thighs n pulling you down + onto his tongue -Loves you pulling on his hair asw -Arching back, fingers knotting his hair + pulling him as you moan n grind down onto his tongue -Bro would get absolutely pussy drunk too -His arms are hooked around your thighs and basically clamping you down -Literally still eating you out whilst you're climaxing -Will not stop until you tell him to, he is perfectly happy just being down there and at your disposal -More of a giver than receiver in terms of oral -Has said on the podcast "I don't know what to do when I'm getting head! Do I put my hands on their head- but what if I accidentally hurt them?! And what noises do you even make, because I am NOT letting out a moan-" -He does moan in the bedroom. -Is always saying "Oh my God" or something else when he's bottoming out inside you -Doesn't rly talk much during sex tho -Jokingly degrades you whilst you're not having sex (Like calling you a degrading name just for jokes when the two of you are doing something) but leans more towards praise whilst actually having sex
Your songs + stories behind them: -City of Angel, 24kGoldn - Your lockdown spent with Chip consisted of doing everything with this song in the background. Just hearing it when it crops up in the 1000+ song playlist when you're on the road reminds you of the waterballoon fight in the kitchen, the TikTok challenges you'd film, and when Chip tried to cook something other than steaks every Thursday -Would I Lie To You? Charles & Eddie - There was a period of time where you were questioning whether Chip was cheating on you because of the way you knew he was lying when he said he was at the Fella's Studios after some stupid times like eight o'clock. Turns out he was organising your birthday celebration, and you felt stupid for even letting the thought cross your mind that Chip would be disloyal… You heard this song at the party and added it to the liked songs because of how much it resonated with your thinking earlier. -Bassline Junkie, Dizzee Rascal - highlight of your year is going to rave with all your mates (Harry, Mia, Will, Megan, Theo n the lot). First year you went you herd this song and you and Chip literally like unlocked a different version of you two. You'd never seen Chip looking so feral and Chip had never seen you so passionate over a song… Which might have had something to do with the bag Harry was passing around 😳
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