Heck if I know, I can’t seem to find him [Madeleine] anywhere

What if this just became a CR blog? Idk

I'm emotional ok

I am not immune to mother hen old beetle

(just started BF - no spoilers please! :)

men from the 70s who look like lesbians are the gender of all time. To Me

at first i was only watching Vikings: Valhalla for Bradley James (who hasn't shown up yet to my disappointment) but now I am invested into Leif and Harald.

Those two were fruity from the beginning. The whole: "You're a very impressive speaker. You moved a lot of people. (L)" "Did I move you? *smoulder and flirty tone* (H)"

Harald fucks Freydis then meets Leif and is like bi panic oh no I want that one. You cannot tell me that is not what happened during the court hearing thing. Harald literally was like, "nah, you can keep the girl. I want him (starts to wax poetic about why they need him)"

When Harald sees the two dead bodies on the boat and immediately looks towards Leif and comforts him because it doesn't matter if he killed one or both or none it's weighing on him and Harald won't have that. Did you see how Leif straightened up after Harald said "viking"?? well i did

Oh and "you can't go back for a dead man." like one scene later Harald standing above Leif, he went alone to get his bf out of there.

anywho i'm completely normal about this show and it's definitely not my newest hyperfixation

what a shame

I know Bugaria is commonly set in Central America-but I like to imagine Team Snakeouth coming into contact with the Armillaria ostoyae fungus in Oregon, AKA the largest organism on the planet. (It's currently 3.5 square miles.) (My HC is that, after the Day of Awakening, it would become Powerful. As in, it'd get Magic.)

leif can't go there cause he'd get a migraine lol

Marcy 🤝Barrel

-green -ignored/ getting left out of friend groups unintentionally despite having a huge amount of devotion to the people involved

tfw she takes the magical portal music box in the divorce

the words say ”your enemy whispers so you have to SCREAM” and are lyrics from First Burn.

don’t steal my art, don’t repost it without permission, don’t be a jerk.

wordless version under cut!

So so okay we have Streartney [Strength x Heart x Witney] Streart [Strength x Heart] Wength [Witney x Strength] Heartney [ Heart x Witney] Streatney+ [Strength x Heart x Witney x Leif] Weif [ Witney x Leif ] Heif [ Heart x Leif] Streif [ Strength x Leif] Heandrias [ Heart x Andrias] I think that’s all of them ? [I didn’t include stuff like barreleifdrias since that’s not exclusive to wjh even though it is in wjh]

Yeah that looks like all of them to me

I like the way you’ve seperated them here also. You got THE polycule, Leif‘s polycule and (derogatory)

Its also Very interesting to me how the only person to call Witney Witney instead of Wit is Marcy, and still the -ney part is the bit that kept ending up in the ship names. I dont have anything else to say about this i just Think about it All The Time, it feels unintentionally significant in some way

Dark Enchantress Cookie be like, “Cookies were made to be eaten” well why haven’t YOU been eaten then? Yeah that’s what I thought, bitch

Brb gotta think of Cookie Run art to draw them post

Hot take- yes, the Mucklewain's are Hot™️, but not like... normal people Hot. They don't look like supermodels, they look like really nice people who tumblr people would find gorgeous because they're a bit strange lookin. No, I will not be taking criticism at this time.

blathers animalcrossing and celeste animalcrossing really are great examples of nominative determinism