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"Maybe this doesn't have to be the end"
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Kirby Music of the Day: Heavy Lobster from Kirby Super Star Ultra
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guys ssshhhhh they are getting to know eachother
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top 10 list of the worst frogs in gaming. the lower a frog is on the list, the worse it is.
you
2. can't
3. hate
4. any
5. fictional
6. frogs,
7. they're
8. all
9. great
10. Pyribbit (Kirby Triple Deluxe, Team Kirby Clash Deluxe)
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what’s the worst kirby boss and why is it pyribbit
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holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her
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Shit people at my previous work have said
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"there's seven bitches out there. not women. bitches"
-coworker
"tastes like God's vagina"
-one of my supervisors
"he's the dark guy! you close your eyes and he's suddenly there"
-coworker talking about another coworker
"of course you're a bottom feeder" -me
coworker 1: move it fatass
coworker 2: first of all, I got a flat ass so get it right
coworker 1: okay, it's average
coworker 2: I'll take that
"I know you're not (x5) coming in here looking like a wet mop!" -Coworker
"I don't think he likes carrots!" -me after my coworker said he loves carrots
"that's how you sound, bitch!" -coworker
"tell them to fuck off we're playing pac-man!"
-some dude in the break room
"these fucking peanut butter balls are gonna get hard" -manager
"once I get started, everyone's gonna want a fucking pineapple"
-a Coworker
"you're gonna be fucking my foot"
-a coworker @ me
server: if anyone needs me, I'll be in the back, crying
me: can I join?
"It's almost time to…………take a shit"
-Coworker
"MY SHIRT PEED ON ITSELF!"
-Coworker
"don't go touching my meat like that" -Coworker
"this is like the opening to Cici's Pizza" -an employee in another department
"get the fuck out!" -a coworker responding to that
"It smells like cinnamon toast crunch up in this bitch!" -a coworker
"oh no my boobs are falling out!" -a coworker
"My wife's name is Crystal and I'm addicted to Crystal" -a coworker
"I don't wanna be the hero so I may as well be the villain!" -a coworker
"The Vegans are here"
-a coworker
Server: why are we putting dirty linen with the clean?
Cook: we do not care
me: we don't give a shit
server: oh yeah I forgot about that
"Why are there 5 year olds ordering Ribeye?" -a coworker
"get lost, stupid tomato! You are in the way!" -me
"Fucking Barbecue sauce everywhere" -a coworker
"on your tiddies?" -another coworker
"move yo bitch asses!" -me using alternative ways to say, "behind"
*points at flames* "would" -me
*demonic screeching instead of saying, "behind"* -me
"who left a trail of excitement over there?" -me
"ah yes! my favourite meal! Pineapple and ice!" -me
"is this velveeta cheese? disgusting!" -me scraping one of the deep pan things
"stupid ass cheese" -me
“Mother fucker asshole bitch"
-me over a broom falling
"you know what? fuck that french fry!"
-me after running over a french fry with a cart
"why are we British?" -me
"sorry, mate, I didn't mean to fart in your face" -one of my managers to my other manager
"Chocolate Chipple Nipples" - Some person in the Employee Break Room
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Bro there’s no reason for tomatoes to be a topping on pizza when they’re already in the sauce
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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