#short king supremacy
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A win for short kings everywhere
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Stg lately whenever I look up how tall someone is they are always exactly my height
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Height is a choice and men need to start choosing to be shorter
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In my professional opinion, if you must date a man, he should be Small and Portable
#gregg post#god this is from forever ago#i think 2019 in my sister's old apartment?#anyway#short king supremacy#blog
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Your choice on grouped or not!
going with grouped for this one! <333
Before Johnny could stop her she had Kerry’s face in her hands, freezing his slightly sluggish startled expression into place. “Oh, you’re perfect. Were you this short, Johnny?”
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I continue doing simple stuff
so eggs, who are alive, but like just kids lmao
mostly done for my hight difference hc
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp fanart#qsmp dapper#qsmp ramon#qsmp leonarda#qsmp chayanne#qsmp talullah#qsmp pomme#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp empanada#qsmp sunny#qsmp pepito#qsmp codeflippa#bitch why is there so many of them#chayenne short king supremacy#tallulah is very soon gonna be taller tgen him#also dapper is like a 1cm taller than ramon#but never gonna let him forget it#and flippa looks older than when she died and its kinda sus#but shes ok otherwise :)#ntfl art stuff
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Sareena: MY boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Hanzo: punch him in the stomach, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him :)
Kia: Tackle him!
Jataaka: Kick him in the shin!
Bi-Han: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Later:
Bi-Han: You knew what you were starting when you suggested that.
Hanzo: Don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about, my dear in-law :)
Bi-Han: >:(
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Again, this works in any scenario, but I had "Be My King" in mind.
#Hanzo prompts unnecessary violent responses knowing damn well the girls will follow suit#the short king had his revenge#short hanzo supremacy!#2 meter tall bi han my beloved#Hanzo being a menace to his in-law and vice versa#Crimson Shadow#Sombra Carmesim#<- I'm so in love with this new ship name!✨️#bi han x sareena#bireena#<- tagging this one just till I can make the new one popular#bi han#mk sareena#hanzo hasashi#mk kia#mk Jataaka#they are in-laws#so by default#subscorp
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listen y’all, listen…..i appreciate and love how much you love peeta and katniss’s height difference in the books, and ordinarily I’d be right there with you because I’m usually wrecked for a good height difference. BUT…respectfully…I am way too attached to josh hutcherson as peeta and to me his stocky build is just perfect even if it isn’t 100% accurate to book!peeta, his smile and his eyes and just everything about him more than make up for it.
#plus it’s JOSH FUCKING HUTCHERSON#put some respect on his name#and put some respect on short strong kings#josh hutcherson#katniss and peeta#peeta mellark#the hunger games peeta#thg peeta#katniss x peeta#peeta#peeta and katniss#peeta my beloved#peeta x katniss#team peeta#peeta supremacy#i love peeta#josh hutcherson!peeta#sorry i got a bit triggered by people (rightfully) loving their height difference in the book😂
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Washed Up (Chuuya x Reader)
Just look at him! So cute, I just wanna love him up!!
Anygays Nice to meet y’all I’m Mars. I really hope you liked this and I am open to requests because I want to start posting on here.
We basically wash his hair and pamper him because he’s best boy and he freaking deserves it! I love this short king so much, all the kisses to him. P.s we have the same height.
Bye now - Mars ♡
Chuuya stares at your naked body with a flushed face, honestly when did he get so lucky. All the words you were saying lost to his ears until you snapped your fingers a couple of times.
“Where did you go?” You tease and offers him your hand, “Come on get out your clothes and in here” smiling sweetly at him.
You and Chuuya have been dating for almost a year now and it has been one hell of a ride. He was such an amazing lover, always so kind and caring and you felt the need to overcompensate to pay him back. He spent too much money on you. At this point you were convinced he just had a shopping addiction and was using you as an excuse.
You sat down in the bathtub, smiling as you remembered how he teased you for choosing the last pink bath bomb earlier.
Chuuya strips eagerly and steps into the bathtub and sits down between your legs, resting his back against your chest and allowing his head to fall onto your shoulders.
“Chuu-“
“Just let me stay like this for 5 seconds darling” he whispered and when your eyes fell upon his face, he had his eyes closed and a slight smile on his face.
The urge to kiss him was too strong to resist so that’s what you did, you kissed him on the tip of his nose. The action seemed to take Chuuya by surprise as his eyes shot open and stared at you.
“Giving into an impulsive thought, you didn’t even look that cute” You defended yourself and he laughed and sat up. “Oh please you know you love me”
“I will think about that and get back to you within 3 to 5 business days” You teased and wet his hair, applying some shampoo to your hands and rubbing them together, “Tell me if I’m being too rough” Applies the shampoo to his wet hair and massages his scalp gently.
He lets out a soft sigh and lowers himself again onto your chest, the back of his head smashing against your breast. “feels nice” he comments shutting his eyes and resting his hands on your legs.
“Don’t fall asleep on me now or else I’ll pull your hair”
“Don’t mind, like that” He smiled with his eyes stilled close basking in his little moment of victory.
You rolled your eyes even though he can’t see, “I can’t stand you”
“I’ll make you levitate then” he cuts back clearly liking this back to back banter the two of you are sharing right now.
“I’ll rub shampoo in your eyes” You whip, clearly enjoying this more than you’d like to admit. “Does it feel alright?” Still massaging his scalp, you gently stroke your fingers through his hair.
“Doin’ fine love”
Rinsing out the shampoo and adding conditioner to his hair you continue massaging it in. The silence in the room being comfortable and relaxing. If it wasn’t for his hands gently stroking your thighs you would have assumed he fell asleep.
“Like doing this for you” you comment as you wash out the conditioner, “want to pamper you a lot you work so hard” at this point you’re whispering. For why? You don’t know, your walls aren’t thin because surely one of your neighbors would have filed a noise complaint already with the way Chuuya have you some days or rather… some nights.
Chuuya only hums, clearly relaxed and enjoying this, you lean down and kisses his forehead, “when I adopt my pup I’m not spoiling you like this anymore” you can’t help but want to rile him up. His reactions are always so cute. You and Chuuya talked about getting a puppy together. You both thought it would be a good idea to have a little fluff ball running around the apartment.
“You’d neglect me over a dog? And here I thought you loved me” he says dramatically placing his palm over his chest.
“I do love you but I just know I’ll love my baby more” you giggle when he opens his eyes and looks up at you with a scowl on his face. “I’ll go down to the pet shop and tell them we’ve changed our minds.”
You stare at him with wide eyes, “You wouldn’t dare” Logically you know he wouldn’t. That man was smitten for you, he would never do something like that when he knows how happy it’ll make you.
“Promise to never ever ever stop pampering me?” he smiles sweetly like he wasn’t threatening to take away your, yet to be adopted, child.
“Now you’re just exploiting me” you turn your face away and whisper a small ‘fine’.
“Didn’t quite hear that, some water must have gotten into my ears” he chuckles, “I said fine you bastard” you bend down and kiss his lips feeling him smile against you before kissing you back, “Fine I will continue to spoil you rotten you big softie”
“I will drown you in this tub” Chuuya threatens.
“Love you too sweet cheeks” you bite his right cheek playfully.
#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#chuuya fluff#bsd#bungo stray dogs#fluff#bsd fluff#my first post#nice to meet you#chuuya supremacy#i love him#short king#chuuya x reader#chuuya x y/n#chuuya x oc#chuuya x fem!reader#chuuya my beloved#chuuya fanfic#kisses for chuuya kisses for everyone who reads this#marswrites
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Anyone remember that god au I made awhile back? If you do, then rejoice for I have brought the fluffy cat thief back!
I randomly designed just a bunch of fantasy nonsense outfits for him, and I also came up with an updated/modernised human disguise!
#i believe in short fluffy haired tkb supremacy#some of his outfits might ended up looking a bit too genshin impact-y...#i still think they turned out kind of nice though XD#yugioh#yugioh au#yugioh dm#ygo dm#thief king bakura#bakura#god au#god!kura#baka arts
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Some smut idea dump for Slimav I came up with in the haze of disordered sleep from jetlag.
Also the angst is eating me up, man. Gotta be horny and let the boys fuck in peace sometimes.
TW: NSFW themes. Explicit discussion of consensual sexual contents. Unhinged discussion about Slider’s himboness.
1. Slider dressed as a mad scientist for Halloween, except for the fact it’s not Halloween just yet. Mav comes home to see his boyfriend trying out his very intricate costume (Believe it or not, Sli can be pretty artsy, duh!) with a white coat and a black sweater and trousers and gloves and everything. “Ah! Welcome home mister Pete Mitchell! It is a very nice night, no?” Slider says in a thick German accent. “Say, what made you come here? To my humble lab?”
“Sli, what the fuck?” Maverick laughs, dropping a bag of groceries on the floor. “You’re gonna be…what, German Dr. Strange this year?”
“Ow c’mon dickhead, don’t make me break a character!” Slider hisses as he flips up his goggles (all foggy and stained with some mysterious liquid and everything. Jesus, the details.). “Also yeah, this is me speaking like a true Kerner. Sue me.”
“It's kinda sexy, though. You talking like that.” Maverick places a chaste kiss on his cheek. “What's on your mind, Dr. Kerner?”
Alternatively: Sli is dominant and breedable and Mav is enjoying the every bit of the wild ride before Halloween. Featuring Slider’s sexy German accent and some good-ol’ clothed sex w/ ass eating because why not.
2. Slimav phone sex arch. This is inspired by none other than Tutti Frutti by New Order! basically Sli and Mav are in a long-distance relationship (I'm imagining Sli flying for Hawaiian Airlines after he retires from the Navy while Mav is in Nevada. This info may or may not be relevant to my current series.) and one day Mav has a bad day. A really bad day. But don’t you worry, Sli is here for help with his slutty voice and much more slutty act of service using his dildo. Set in the mid 00s. I mean…have you seen the pic of Rick talking on the phone in his tank top? Yeah.
3. Couch sex on a cold, snowy day. The central heating in Slider’s house breaks down and he has to flee to Mav’s tiny home. Two bros huddling for warmth kissing each other on the lips cause they are so gay. This could be either pre or during relationship but I’d like to imagine an accidental kiss and touching between two friends, or a still awkward sexual encounter between a fresh couple.
4. Slider w/ a fucking long tongue, pre-relationship. Having a long-ass tongue is all fun and games until you constantly bite your tongue while eating, speaking, and even sleeping. If Ice’s got a oral fixation involving his lips and teeth, Slider’s got a habit of playing with his tongue (biting, twisting, licking his lips, running his tongue on a fork, etc) and Maverick notices that. One day Sli’s showing off some cool tricks using his tongue and Mav’s like wow that’s kinda impressive bro bet the ladies are satisfied hehe and Sli’s like what ladies????? Oh you mean my ladies????? Sorry I don’t really go down like that. Spoiler alert; Sli’s got a great mouth for cockwarming/sucking and Mav’s about to fucking lose it in the bathroom stool of a bar. I can never get tired of Sli’s toothy wide grin guys, to the point of headcannoning the length of his tongue. Send help.
#slimav#slider x maverick#top gun 1986#ron slider kerner#top gun fanfiction#pete maverick mitchell#ao3 writer#aaaaaa#my brain is not braining#I believe in bottom Slider supremacy#and I kneel for his slutty himbo biceps#the moment I raid my eyes on him I just knew he was gonna getting railed by that very short king named Maverick#slider is just….soft and random and sexy#he is the true random one#Slider really fucks around and finds out sometimes#Or does he really?#he’s occasionally a brat and I STAN the slutty 6’2 king
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People who headcanon Martin as a short king, I love you and let's get married and recreate the Greywhinder family.
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Is Macaque shorter than Wukong?
Maybe...
#This scene keeps me up at night#Short Macaque Supremacy 🛐#I see them as brothers/twins honestly 😅#lmk#lmk monkey king#journey to the west#liu er mihou#sun wukong#lmk sun wukong#lego sun wukong#six eared macaque#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lego macaque#short macaque#lmk headcanon#headcanon#they're brothers your honor#liu'er mihou#lmk liu er mihou#monkey king#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid au#lego six eared macaque#Shadowpeach#platonic ofc#sibling relationship#they're siblings your honor#not shadowpeach#Wukong would definitely tease Macaque about his height lol
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I understand why people are drawing Melinoë as shorter than Zagreus in all their good art but as we don’t have an official height for her yet I think it would be extremely good and funny if Melinoë was actually taller than her brother
#big woman supremacy#let him maintain his short king status#also younger sister that’s taller is fun#hades 2#hades game#zagreus#melinoë#melinoe
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WAHT DO YOU MEAN HONGO IS TALLER TRANSFORMED THAN HAYATO?????
^^^^U ARE LYING TO ME AND I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
#Dino Personal Log#Kamen Rider 1971#Kamen Rider#Though to be fair I do believe in TV Ichimonji short king supremacy. ALSO LMAO TAKI IS TALLER THAN BOTH OF THEM TRANSFORMED#They just bring their manpole Taki with them everywhere fr fr
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