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As one door opens, another shall close
Say hello and fight, for he always knows
Here’s my contribution to this year’s TF2 Soldier / Rick May tribute collab as hosted by @sodafrog13! I wanted to experiment with a more dramatic angle like some of those in the WAR! Update comic, so I’m glad to have a symmetrical tile shape I could play up the composition and all those metaphors with.
Thank you too for having me on board this project to help out with the graphics and stuff! o7
[ View the collab in its full tile-based, animal-infested, 200% AMERICAN glory on Tumblr and Twitter ]
// inspired by: [ X ] [ X ]
// bonus: loss
#tf2 rick may collab#tf2#team fortress 2#soldier#rick may#godspeed#fanart#war update#pixel art#palette challenge#bread#shitty rhymes#shitpost#meme#sometimes i wonder if it's#still too soon#tangentials#soldier appreciation week
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i lost at risk and i am actively pissed
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For Which The First Was Made
Fandom: Miss Marple
Rating: T
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jane Marple/Gabriel Finch
Additional Tags: Slow Burn
Summary: One should never meet one's heroes. Heroines may be another matter entirely.
CHAPTER SIX: May Day, May Day
#miss marple#miss marple fic#there's something deeply satisfying about making shitty title cards for my fic#my friend haroved theorized it's because I don't feel the pressure to be “good” at art the way I do with writing#she's probably right#but if I worried about being good I probably wouldn't be foisting this on all y'all so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#miss marple rhymes with parple#I need a tag for this fic any ideas?
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that Nicki woman is still going.... wakes up every morning with Megan thee stallion on her mind....
#released that shitty diss track complete with a ai generated roll out lmfao#and all she did was read out tweets she needs to worry about her child and her predator husband#how are you rhyming foot with foot her pen is ass!
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me rn
Episodes come out at 5 am for me so I will be waking up to carnage on the tl/dashboard 😗✌️
#yellowjackets#mistynat#misty quigley#natalie scatorccio#please if they kill of my little guy I will actually cry#hey that rhymes#you know someone is really delusion when they start rhyming at half past midnight#like. let’s be real here. Jeff is the only one acceptable to die#cause he’s so so pathetically in love with sharan and honestly good for him I would be too#that he makes the ultimate sacrifice for her to be okay again#and it would just a beautiful end#but with nat?#it would be a half assessed redemption arc because of javi to die for someone else#which is all well and good but it’s a shitty end to a shitty life and she does not deserve that!!!#not with everything that she has suffered and survived through! she made it out! she did amazingly well#and it would be so so tragic and devastating at the end almost as if to say that the only ending that someone like nat can have is death#and that’s just so unfair#anyway I’m only a bit passionate about this I truly do love her character it means so much to me#also if they make misty kill nat that’s a really fucked up version of Romeo and Juliet#can you imagine?#Misty having to kill the one person that for some reason believed in her and trusted her against the odds. and she has to sacrifice AGAIN
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*drops this and runs*
Alr I'll be back in another 184848199139 years
#agent phoenix#john juniper#ieytd#ieytd2#i expect you to die#i expect you to die 2#i want to make more agent phoenixs but im a lil lazy rn#mmm i will probably#just to procrastinate on other things#procrastination is the best motivation#woah wait that actually rhymes#oh and don't worry abt my shitty camera skills :D
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NOOK CROOK NOOK SHOOK,
PLAY A GAME OF CHESSSS AND CALL TtHATt NOOK TtAKE ROOK.
NOOK BOOK NOOK HOOK,
SSIZZLE IN TtHE MEAL BLOCK GETtTtING NOOK OVERCOOKED.
NOOK FORSSOOK NOOK MISSTtOOK,
IN TtHE CAVERNSS CHILLING PASSSSING TtHROUGH TtHE NOOK BROOK.
#grumblr#homestuck rp#fake#I HAVE A DISSEASSE OF SSOME KIND I TtHINK.#(IVE HAD THE STUPID PENIS SERIOUS RAP STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY.#(this took far too long to write for how tremendously shitty it is. i would have done bulge but nothing rhymes with bulge.#(literally just indulge and divulge as far as i can come up with.
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Shitty (in)corrects (N)TWEWY edited post 7/?
#shitty twewy#raimu rhyme bito#yoshiya joshua kiryu#rhyme twewy#rhyme bito#joshua kiryu#mine#Joshyme#?#neil gaiman#:v#twewy#the world ends with you
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every year my mom texts me "remember, remember the fifth of november" like it doesn't do untold psychological damage to me
#she always forgets it's my shitty ex's birthday#and obviously i can't explain the destiel thing to her#to her it's just a fun rhyme#as it should be#as. it. should. be.
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#tf2 spyzine#tf2#team fortress 2#spy#gif#birbs#PIGEONS#shitpost#shitty rhymes#shitty puns#shitty filters#is it obvious i really like coming up with these captions#YES BUY THE MERCH#BUY ALL OF EM#boost#tangentials#tgifs
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all the cat shenanigans arent important right now
whats important is your opinion on former president barack obama
TG: if the universe was an even slightly fair place hed still be president and i wouldnt be a cat
TG: hes still purresident in my heart
TG: also he looks like hed give mad headscratches-
TG: jesus christ
TG: i didnt say that
#he drops sick rhymes and thats all there is to say on the matter#davesprite#homestuck#shitty davesprite daily
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see reason 283729282 why the kiss was so good narratively is that it’s what���s Finally going to kickstart proper communication between those two idiots . they’ve both been orbiting each other in this will-they-won’t-they dance for the past 6000 years, forming a deep bond yet not knowing how to properly navigate it, and this kiss is the thing to finally get them on the same page for the first time in history . not on the same line yet or even the same paragraph, but the same page . an incredible achievement for those two let’s be real
#good omens#good omens 2#aziracrow#jay rambles#and NEXT time when they kiss they will finally be on the same line of the page . manifesting it#u get one kiss as a result of shitty communicators trying to communicate#and another of those same shitty communicaters finally having communicated….#it’s like poetry it rhymes
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my heart beats in sync with the music, notes run through my blood, cut me open and hear those beautiful sounds, play my like the instrument you love more than me, you've touched that thing more than me anyway.
#ame says#non rhyming poetry#poems on tumblr#shitty poem#original poem#poem#hyperrose#x#aroace#+#long distance relationship#=#lore#i mean#drama
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ﾟ🪐.✰ﾟ longing — everyday
the world has on a filter grey, the clouds a blanket white,
and the streets are empty, despite the day being young,
and though dinner is due in fifteen minutes i urge to be outside.
i pick flowers to press at home, desperate tries to keep their beauty young,
and in all things i see you.
the pale of your skin in the blanket sky, your hair in messes in the fluff of clouds,
your tranquil piece in the bliss of empty streets,
in the flowers i pick and press the beauty you die to capture in all you see.
#✰—shitty poetry!!#I CAN'T EVEN RHYME DON'T HATE ON ME FOR THIS#wrote this on my walk today cuz i was feeling romantic
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A tree falls in a forest
With no one around
And her sisters will keep her
From touching the ground.
They catch her and hold her,
And crooked she stays
As they hold her and love her
For many more days.
See, they're sisters. They catch her
And though her leaves fall
She'll stay there, yes, crooked,
But they'll keep her tall.
She'll stay there for ages
As they cradle her bones,
And you'll find her and feel
You are never alone.
A tree falls in a forest
And although no one hears,
She will remain loved, still,
For many more years.
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i never give the english language any credit for anything but i have to say that thank god for most accents getting neutralized bc i can sing in my accent. listening to catalan songs and having to sing in an eastern accent is one of the worst things to happen to me
#born to speak in lleidatà forced to sing in standard accent#do you guys know how shitty it is to sing a song in central accent just so the words can rhyme??? it feels extremely unnatural in my mouth#as if im speaking a foreign language if im being honest#xarraire
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