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sturniolo-conspiracy · 4 months

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YALL

hear me out

anti-laura conspiracy:

- lack of madi in videos. started after hawaii trip, a trip laura took them on. weird.

- two tours in a year. i believe the boys love them but laura made bank and i'm tired of pretending she didn't

- Laura's christmas tree. why are the triplets on her tree? why not audrey hope or trilly any of her other clients? why *just* the sturniolos?

- she moved them into her house. she had a 16 year old daughter and moved three 17/18 year old boys into the same house, because that's safe and normal for a boss to do with their employees??

- Matt's deleted tiktoks. he posts something and deletes it a few hours later - why? well if a video doesn't stay up, no one makes money off of it.

- speaking of matt's videos, the one he posted today seemed weird - "you'll never find someone like me again", and he said basically, "thank god". bro hasn't been in a relationship in a while, and he dosnt rly post # relatable content, so if it wasn't about a potential gf or situationship, could it possible be about a conversation he and laura had?

- Chris's account getting banned. kid hasn't posted anything in two months and his account disappears. no i don't buy it. i think he knew this was a good way to make sure no one could profit off of his content. i'm not sure what strings he pulled but kid knew about this i promise. (notice how he changed the pfp of his second account last week too???? boyfriend of mine, make it make sense)

- random warehouse clean out? you could chalk it up to the end of the year yadda yadda yadda but i think they cleaned it out because they're not planning to stay there. (they co-own the warehouse with laura and madi - all five names are on the lease/contract) also nick said in a tiktok comment that he put sticky notes in some of the orders, and in the photodump we saw matt helping with shipment - they've never been so hands on before, this is brand new stuff.

- todays video (jan 5th) had a few more mature topics in it. is it possible their previous content got a bit censored?

- i don't like laura lol

EDIT: as of 1-6-24, matt archived all his tiktoks except the one about how he loves autumn. also to clear up any confusion, chris's second account is on instagram, not tiktok. go to their brothers instagram, fakejustincarey, and search his folowing for "christopher". it should come up as christophersturniolo2

EDIT 2: as of 1-6-24, nick archived over 500 of his tiktoks.

EDIT 3: matt's tiktoks are back (1-7-24)

#chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #the sturniolo triplets #conspiracy theories #conspiracies #los angeles #influencers #youtubers #zstardigital #shits whack bro

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kaiicopili · 8 months

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Silly little Chibi Art for @journeytomonkiekid !! Haven’t been doing the best mentally and silly little Monkie Kid Comic with some of my favorite types of humor make me happy <3 I’ve been a fan of their work since,,,I think they did a Pokémon Nuzlocke comic at some point??? Mayhaps??? It was at least since the Don’t Dwell meme,,,,I think,,,, Either way! their Art absolutely slaps and no one can tell me otherwise. I want to eat their rendering style like baked goods and I think they would taste like a danish or something.

ALSO!!! I hope this serves as a break from all the boundary crossing stuff they’ve been getting. :[ They don’t deserve all the outlandish stuff I’ve been seeing in their ask box, like Bro What. Please be polite to the people making these types of comics FOR FREE! like HELLO??? Please respect people’s boundaries in general, actually! And don’t try to weasel your way around it either! Respect creators! Respect people! Thanks!

#these asks are wild bro #how does one have that much entitlement in their body #well maybe entitlement isn’t the right word #BUT STILL!!!#THIS SHIT WHACK!!#anyways #I’m not active here so I’m gonna fade back into the void

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kotenokk · 10 months

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when daves intro has shit like “your bro is so awesome” and “you pay respect to his super cool puppets”

#homestuck #we were laughing at first bc when junes trying to get him to play the beta hes like ‘man my bros gonna b so mad if i take his’#and june is like ‘its fine who cares!!!’#and we were like haha she doesnt get it bc her idea of mad is baking more cakes than usual and daves is getting whacked into a coma #and then u get his pov and hes still saying shit like this #and its like man…… u are a Baby #crying a little bit #so much unpacked trauma in that mf

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stuckinakillingjar · 2 years

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bruh there was some form of little cockroach or something in my fucking room just now and my brother and i took so long to fucking kill it 😭

#i'm sorry but if there's any type of bug in my house there's like 1% survival especially if it's anything other than a spider #bruh i was literally just on my phone upside down on my bed and suddenly i hear something that sounds like a fly bumping into something #and i look up and it's this giant fucking thing 😭#i immediately ran to my brother (remember that he's fucking 13 god i'm such a pussy) nd drag him into my room #omg side not while i'm writing this it literally feels as if something's crawling all over my skin i'm losing my damn mind #anyways we both hold deodorant on the little fucker and IT CRAWLS UNDER MY FLOOR 💀#BRO I WAS SO SCARED HOW MANY FUCKING OTHER THINGS ARE UNDER THERE #my brother and i wait for it to come out and as soon as it crawls out he holds deo on it again and it crawls along my floor until it's #stuck in that corner of wall and door #and then we took everything to squash that fucker we literally took a mop one of my knitting needles a fucking shoehorn 😭#like we tried ok and then that little shit crawled across the floor towards us and we smacked it with the mop #and then we got a bit closer to inspect it AND IT WAS STILL MOVING #i whacked it again and then it was finally dead #we picked it up with like 5 layers of toilet paper and flushed it down the toilet #mind you this all happened between 1 and 2 am and my mom woke up like halfway through and decided to just not give a fuck #cw animal death #???#ask to tag #cw insects #nica.talks #EDIT; I KNOW THERE ARE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES IGNORE THEM I WROTE THIS IN PANIC

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lvllns · 2 years

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he’s at level 40 with cobbled together artifacts what the fuck

#reed.txt #img #reed plays genshin impact #bro how are u so STRONG #shit i really am going to farm beetles and the damn chasm serpent for him aren’t i ffs #he is c3 so technically his skill is level 4 i guess but like. this is whack. he’s so fucking strong holy shit #i have never wanted to c6 a 4 star so bad in my entire fucking life #my bennett is also only level 60 with his burst being level 3 bc i just got him #and kazuha drained all my resources so fkshskshs #still impressed by the 5k bump tbh considering his noblesse set is also kind of cobbled together lmao

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hxzelwallflower · 2 years

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[ 🌸 ] - || God there's a list. The biggest for me, is having a partner who shares the same excitement and plotting desire for a ship, goes through the whole effort and then once they're shipped with said character just... drop everything. Ignoring future threads, attempts to start new ones, and just overall ignore their partner who wants to continue interacting with them even now that the ship has sailed. Just because your muses are now an item doesn't mean there isn't anything left for them to do together. I've had that happen way too many times over the years, on various platforms, and it's why I'm very selective where ships are concerned. I need active ships, and this includes getting equal share from my partner. Don't fucking try and ship with me if you're just going to drop my ass once they have that first kiss.

#::Bro let me tell you this shit is WHACK::#::Mail time!::#le-boid

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czarcaustic · 2 months

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tbh I think emotional maturity and self confidence involves getting to a place where it doesn't bother you that someone in your life who has deeply hurt you depicts you in an unflattering way to THEIR THERAPIST? bro their therapy isn't about you... and like sure, you can argue the therapist isn't getting the full picture and they're hearing this story biased in the favour of the teller... but unless you're forced into prolonged contact with them after they have hurt you, that shit doesn't effect you. you have to let go of the idea that the "principle" of the matter is relevant to someone else's therapy experience that doesn't have relevance to your life. you gotta realize it doesn't matter if some random therapist who doesn't know you and doesn't have any influence on you mistakenly thinks you did something fucked up,

#like trust me I've been in a situation where I was so insecure I was concerned about this #but you gotta realize that's ironically a you problem...#a therapist is like the one person where it really shouldn't matter to you that someone who hurt you is telling biased narratives to #again unless you have to maintain contact with that person in which case I understand that would be frustrating #but of all things the idea that we should be able to intervene in someone's therapy sessions without consent is whack #and like I get this person doesn't actually mean it probably (hopefully) but it's a fucked up concept #when the real answer is you gotta get over that shit bro #you gotta realize it doesn't matter if a complete stranger who will never know you thinks you suck lmao

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loverboybitch · 2 years

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self reflection/little peak into the absolute psychosis i experience everyday in the tags hello.//.

#imjustsittinghere #so i went to this bakery i love the other day right as they opened cause i was running errands really early n they open really early #n i stopped in and got two bagels but they were only like 80 cents each so i got a pecan square cause im not gonna spend just like a dollar #n it was good but while i was caching out i saw they had breakfast sandwiches n i was like oh thatd be really good but too late im already #paying ill come back another time #well that other time was yesterday cause i was also up really early again but i didnt wanna go RIGHT as they opened cause idk #i thought thatd b weird so i waited like an extra half hour n ended up going to the drug store to buy stuff i didnt need to waste time #and so it seemed like i wasnt just coming out just for this bakery two days in a row incase the workers thought that was weird #and i also ordered a baguette when i got there cause i was like what if they dont have the breakfast sandwiches this early then id seem #1 dumb for not knowing that and 2 id like just have to leave?? so i got a baguette first n then got the brekky so at least id have something #n it was chill i got both but i didnt really need the baguette i have so much bread at home already lol but its tasty but anyway #n then i was also up fuck early today n i was like oh i want a coffee maybe ill go get one and the bakery has coffee #but i didnt wanna go there for just coffee cause thatd be weird so i was like oh ill get another brekky but then like?? two days in a row>??#workers will think ur whack for that for sure u cant do that bro #but i already have this baguette i cant get just more bread instead #so instead i waited like another extra half hour for starbucks which is way further away to open n went there n got coffee #n its good i have coffee and tea now cause i was like getting one thing by itself would be a waste for such a far walk lol #and im eating the rest of the baguette but like bro sometimes i do some self reflection and im like homie....why the fuck is ur brain the #way that it is holy shit just be normal???#so much weird unnecessary worrying that relies on people being like actually psychic or SO judgy to think of anything im worrying about #worst is im like aware of how dumb all those lil worrys are but the anxiety i get from them just doesnt go away even if i know its stupid #nyway just had to write this down on my lil blog cause im dumb but i also think its a lil funny that im this stupid sometimes

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dearest-lady-disdain · 2 years

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whenever i meet people, especially younger than me or even my age, who are like super religous, in such a certain way - that god will help you, he's good, i thank him daily for all good that has happened to me so far and such - i have to hold back my fucking nihilism because i like to think i'm a tolerant person

#i had to listen to people talk about god today Fucking brining god into a discussion abt values and shit #and like yes im catholic but if god is real than he doesn't like me very much and most of the time i detest him #im literally going to hell for my homosexual tendencies already so might as well be bitter about it #maybe i would like him more had things gone smoothly #bro if you want me to love god etc. than he shouldn't have given me fucking mental illenss #also it sounds culty and even though i like to joke how great i would be at cults i can't sometimes #i have to know im going to be in a cultish situation i can't get whacked with it over my head at 9 in the morning

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astonmartinii · 6 months

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a spoonful of sugar | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem chef!reader

cheffing it up all over the calendar

MASTERLIST | TIPS

yourusername

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yourusername: WOAH WHAT IT'S OSCAR'S HOME RACE WEEK? that mean's it's time to whack out the aussie cook book mama piastri got me for christmas and man this fish has a cool name. BARRAMUNDI is a fish very commonly used in aussie cuisine (real ones know it from masterchef australia). so here i've pan seared it with some herbs and some lemons and take it from me it SLAPS, but you know what i hope slaps more? oscar this weekend... LET'S GO BABY

[as always this recipe is on my website and will be in my 2024 f1 calendar recipe book coming out soon]

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user1: FAVES OMG PARENTS

user2: my favourite thing is where i read intently all of y/n's recipe and continue to make pot noodles

yourusername: pot noodles are good i can't even be mad

oscarpiastri: can confirm it did in fact SLAP

yourusername: oh wow piastri stamp of approval that's basically a michelin star

oscarpiastri: tbf i would eat a roll of paper towels if it was you who gave it to me

yourusername: okay.... I'LL TAKE IT

user3: can we please study these people cause why is saying you'd eat paper towels is the pinnacle of romance

user4: i NEED the recipe book STAT

landonorris: i was on board with this whole cooking thing but FISH IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE

yourusername: oh boy we got a BABY ON THE LINE

landonorris: i'm allowed to like what i like my MUM said so

yourusername: bro is an elite athlete and exclusively eats chicken nuggies

landonorris: @oscarpiastri tell your girlfriend to stop bullying me

oscarpiastri: i'm on her side buddy maybe explore the culinary world

landonorris: that's it i'm going to HR

yourusername: try it girly the mclaren HR team LOVE my food

user5: the dynamics since oscar and y/n got comfortable in the sport are my favourite things

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: first time on the podium at my home race and the feeling is unreal. so thankful to have my family and love of my life around me, lets keep building on this !!

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user7: THANK THE LORD MCLAREN KEPT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER IN 2024 OSCAR FIRST WIN COMING IN FAST

yourusername: I AM TOTALLY FINE ABOUT THIS AND I AM NOT SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU AT ALL TIMES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

oscarpiastri: I LOVE YOU TOO SO MUCH AND I LOVE SHARING THIS WITH YOU AND SEEING THE WORLD WITH YOU AND REACHING OUR DREAMS TOGETHER

user8: are they good?

logansargeant: from the man currently waiting for them to go to dinner and can hear them yelling this stuff to each other... no they are not okay and i don't think they ever have been

yourusername: LOGIE BEAR I AM SORRY I CANNOT CONTAIN MY LOVE FOR OSCAR

oscarpiastri: jealous bitches gonna be bitter

logansargeant: ??? excuse me

oscarpiastri: i'm sorry i got excited... love you logan (just not as much as y/n)

user9: this comment section is once again making me want to sneak into an F1 after party :(

user10: they're just going to dinner they've not even started drinking yet 😭

landonorris: i am proud of you mate - why is y/n dancing around in the kitchen in an apron that says "this chef FUCKS"

yourusername: fashion. (it says oscar piastri in small print right under that)

landonorris: i didn't need to know that

oscarpiastri: let her dance it makes the food taste even better

landonorris: there's definitely no fish right?

yourusername: no fish by order of the fussy child

landonorris: bullying online and in person @maxverstappen1 @charles_leclerc @logansargeant STEP IN

maxverstappen1: eh i'm good i'm looking forward to dinner

charles_leclerc: you're on your own with this one lando

logansargeant: i've learnt not to cross y/n

user11: the piastris invited lando, logan and the rest of the podium? i am soft

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yourusername: a big post podium celebration dinner at the piastri house to celebrate oscar's home podium. first off, super duper proud. second, since it was a strictly no fish evening, i decided to go for classic aussie meat pies and grilled kangaroo LOL but there was only clean plates at the end so i'll defo consider adding it to the recipe book

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user12: i am getting a sugar rush this is so sweet

logansargeant: thank you for having me, a solid 9/10 - one point docked because kangaroos are cute

yourusername: wait until you run into one on a cold, wet evening

oscarpiastri: they are actually very scary and have a stealing problem

yourusername: tbf i think we all have a stealing problem

oscarpiastri: you definietly do ... cause you stole my heart

logansargeant: EW NOT ON MY COMMENT THREAD

user13: i'm so lonely

maxverstappen1: i definitely did not think i was going to eat kangaroo this week but here we are

yourusername: did you like it?

maxverstappen1: i was shocked at how much i did

oscarpiastri: babe get that on the review cover of the recipe book this guy got three championships that has to mean something

yourusername: good idea i'm on it

maxverstappen1: ???

landonorris: you fed me kanga and roo from winnie the pooh? Y/N YOU FED ME KANGA AND ROO FROM WINNIE THE POOH?

yourusername: you eat chicken all the time and you don't feel sorry for chicken little

oscarpiastri: she ate you up there PUN INTENDED

landonorris: i've learnt my lesson i'm giving up here

charles_leclerc: i for one had a blast and will be asking for y/n to cater my birthday party

oscarpiastri: FOR A PRICE

charles_leclerc: you her guard dog or something?

oscarpiastri: duh? have you seen her?

yourusername: i would love to (idk monagasque cuisine though so give me notice)

yourusername

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yourusername: IMOLA, IMOLA MY HEART LIVES IN ITALIA AND MY STOMACH LIVES WITH ITALIAN FOOD. for real. the track is cute and whatnot but the real star is the pasta, the pizza, the gelato but most importantly the PASTA. here is two dishes that'll feature in the imola chapter: a burrata dish and a ragu !! oscar (and lando) certified so you know it's good, oscar even helped so it's defo beginner friendly!!

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user17: is it a collective f1 driver experience to be ass at cooking

danielricciardo: yes

maxverstappen1: yes

oscarpiastri: yes

landonorris: yes

charles_leclerc: YES

oscarpiastri: if i'm slow this weekend it's because i couldn't stop eating the ragu sorry mclaren

yourusername: i made sure no gelato until sunday so please don't take me out back and shoot me over giving him pasta

mclarenf1: bring some pasta for social media admin and no one has to know

yourusername: deal

landonorris: this is a public instagram comment section

charles_leclerc: why is mine always so darn crunchy

yourusername: inpatient, common amongst you drivers. oscar was once so impatient when boiling an egg he got it out and it was just watery egg

oscarpiastri: you said you wouldn't tell anyone :(

yourusername: no babe i'm proud !!! you've come so far

oscarpiastri: it's true i made my own omelette the other day :)

yourusername: and it was yummy

oscarpiastri: and it was yummy :)

user18: the positive affirmations in this relationship really keep me going

yourusername: he IS the MOST beautiful racer in all of the lands

oscarpiastri: she IS the PRETTIEST chef in all of the kitchens

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: not the race we wanted in spain, but we're still in good spirits and in the conversation at the top of the standings! also helps that when you get taken out of the race your girlfriend shovels the BEST paella ever into your mouth until you finally smile

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user19: bro got a girlfriend and personal chef all in one

yourusername: food is my love language and when babe gets twatted into the barriers by SOMEONE i will personally feed him some of his favourite food

user20: she's holding back

yourusername: PR said i couldn't say anything...

oscarpiastri: i love youuuuuuuuu and i love your paella i think it's laced with crack

logansargeant: @fia GET HIS ASS

yourusername: LOGIE BEAR?

logansargeant: i'm sorry, we're pretty desperate for the p7 here at williams

yourusername: i respect that

oscarpiastri: Y/N????

yourusername: MORE PAELLA

carlossainz55: big respect for the paella, definitely looks authentic

yourusername: OBVIOUSLY IT'S AUTHENTIC DO YOU THINK MY QUALIFICATIONS ARE A JOKE

yourusername: lol sorry thank you actually SPANISH F1 DRIVER APPROVED PAELLA

oscarpiastri: @fernandoalo_oficial can we get another good review please and thank you

fernandoalo_oficial: looks good, need a taste to be sure

yourusername: it's coming your way (please return the tupperware tho please)

mclarenf1: you'll come back stronger oscar 💪

oscarpiastri: fuelled by love and paella

yourusername: fuelled by VENOM AND THE WILL TO WIN AND CRUSH THE COMPETITION

oscarpiastri: and that 🫶

note: here's a short and sweet one that MAY return to finish out this fictional season ... i also just love this kind of set up for an imagine. it's a lil short i know but the CHRISTMAS CRAFTS ARE COMING IN FAST AND THE CROSS STITCH CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE SLAYING THE HOUSE DOWN

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #f1 social media au #oscar piastri instagram au #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri

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k-hotchoisan · 6 months

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In honour of you getting 500 followers(congratulations🥳🥳🥳🥳),

Can you no.20 from your masterlist, pretty please?

20. Send dirty videos to Yeosang or Receive audio porn from Mingi?

You KNOW I have a voice thing, let alone for mf SONG mINGI. Just thinking about what kind of sounds he makes…. hMMMM OKAY. 😔✊🏻

Where you’re wondering why your bestie is replying you at erratic intervals, until a voice message pops up that pretty much changes the trajectory of the night.

Genre/Content warnings: smut, audio porn mingi, masturbation, orgasms, dirty talk, mingi that’s enough moans mingi please

Tag list: @bro-atz, @diamond-3

You don’t know why Mingi has this whack ass habit of spamming you messages and replying at once and then, suddenly he just stops.

And then his replies just becomes erratic, sometimes it’s just full of typos, as if he’s in a rush. You could never figure it out. But you never bothered to dig deeper into it, deciding to leave it as it is.

That is, until that one audio message he sends you that one night when you and your friend group were on vacation. The worst part is that he never even addressed it after that.

That night when he was back with his strange texting habits again even though your rooms weren’t even far apart in the vacay house, you were about to just ignore his message and head to sleep, until the status under his contact name changes to “…is recording a voice message”. You furrow your eyebrows, maybe he was tired of filling his texts with funny typos.

The only problem was that the audio message took a little over seven minutes to record and you’re wondering what the hell does he have to say that’s seven minutes long.

Then it sends.

You absentmindedly tap play.

The audio starts off silent, then a few seconds later, you hear what it sounds like is squelching. You lower the volume slightly, and fit the speaker at your ear to try to get what’s even going on.

“Fuck. Oh god. Oh my fucking god”.

It doesn’t take more than a second for you to realise what it was.

And then he fucking moans. One that sounds so desperate and then jumps up in octave, accompanied by more wet sounds.

“God, fuck”, he whines. “Ugnf- god I wanna fuck your fucking pussy so bad, y/n.”

You blink. Wait, what?

“A-ah…” and it sounds like he fucked his hand to a sensitive sensation. Then another whine. “Ughh… so good. Fuck me.”

You feel your face flush. It’s as if he’s right at your fucking ear, in a moaning mess just fucking his hand as his cock leaks more precum to lube up his dick.

It goes on for another couple of minutes, a ton of pussy leaking sounding moans, as he tries to reach his orgasm, and a lot of your name being moaned in between.

“Y/n, fuck. Let me beg for your pussy. Ngh, please. I’ll be good, I promise.”

“I wanna fit my whole cock into her pussy so fucking bad. Wanna make sure she feels just as good as I do, oh fuck.”

He gasps when he feels the knot tightening in his stomach, and you hear it loud and clear.

“Feels amazing. Shit, I think I’m gonna cum. Gonna cum so much…”

“Fuck! I’m cumming. fuckkkkkkkk!”

And his cries as his orgasm drags on, and you never would have thought he sounded so fucking sexy when he cries. His cock only sounds even wetter and wetter. You’re imagining it now being just full of his cum—thick and all lubed up.

“Oh my god, fuck it’s so much. So much cum. Fuck, imagine it’s all in you”, he whimpers.

You rise from your bed, doing your best to ignore how fucking soaked your cunt and underwear was. You storm over to his room, rapping on the door. It takes him a couple of seconds to answer, and when he does, he’s shirtless, and only in his underwear.

You don’t even greet him, pulling up your phone and point to the audio message he sends you. Mingi raises his eyebrows like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Until you play the audio recording and his eyes blow wide open, and he snatches your phone from your hands. You still have your arms crossed.

“Shit, it got recorded?!” Mingi exclaims even though he’s staring right at the recording he sent. Damn, looks like his little crush on you has been exposed in the wildest way he could ever imagine.

“Fucking take responsibility”, you mumble, pushing him further into his room before shutting the door behind you.

And now, Mingi’s eyes are staring at you in awe when you push him onto his bed and straddle his lap. That night, Mingi’s voice isn’t the only thing that bounces off the walls.

Well at least now you know why he can’t seem to type for shit.

#k’s500thisorthat🌶️#ateez #ateez scenarios #ateez x reader #ateez fanfic #ateez imagines #ateez smut #smut #ateez fic #kpop smut #mingi #song mingi #song mingi smut #ateez mingi

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normspellsman · 1 year

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Hello, was wondering if I could request headcanons about gn human reader and Neteyam best friends headcanons? Thank you!

of course! tysm for requesting. hope you like it <3

Human!Reader & Neteyam as Besties Headcanons

• due to being so close in age, it was quite easy for the two of you to get along

• the two of you are like this 🤞🏽 fr

• you two first met when spider decided to drag you out with him during one of his little adventures with lo’ak

• you were smaller than spider & neteyam thought that was so strange. you were roughly the size of a small na’vi toddler & could easily be hurt by the rough terrain of pandora. he immediately felt the urge to protect you.

• he never let you out of his sight that day, being very cautious where he stepped or where you went, not wanting to hurt you.

• he allowed you to ride on his back or shoulders so you could see higher than everyone else.

• the two of you ganged up on lo’ak & spider that day, causing the two boys to pout nearly all day. & you still do it all the time. you both raced the two boys that day & only won because neteyam picked you up last minute & rushed across the finish line.

• ever since then, you two were attached at the hip.

• has a bad habit of ruffling your hair as a sign of affection. it used to anger you to no end but eventually, you just got used to it & let him do it.

• loves taking you on ikran rides & seeing how you react.

• you two have matching bff bracelets that you made for each other that shit’s so cute bro

• neteyam is so paranoid that he’ll lose you whenever you’re hanging out due to the height difference so he makes you hold onto his last finger or makes you wear something in close relation to a backpack leash. you absolutely hate the backpack leash so you just hang onto his large hand or gently grab his tail as you two do whatever.

• you’re the first person he comes to whenever he’s frustrated with lo’ak & seeks your comfort after getting yelled at by his dad. at the end, you always tell him to stop taking the blame for lo’ak & have him face the consequences of his own actions.

• you both have matching beads in your hair as well fr

• you taught him the meaning of pinky promises when he saw you & spider do it. he always does it with you now, regardless of lacking a pinky.

• if you’re female bodied & have a period, poor boy would be so confused on what it meant & how it happens. always asking you questions about it too lol. but nonetheless, he’d try his best to help you in anyway he could to ease your pain. need a blanket? already has one in his arms. need some snacks? on it. craving some yovo fruit? climbing up a tree to get you some as we speak. need a shoulder to cry on? already dusting off his shoulder & sitting next to you so you can. neteyam’s so sweet 😭

• loves annoying you with his tail. he’ll purposely flick it in your face when you walk behind him, hitting you in your eye or cheek. any chance he gets, whack!. no hesitation.

• he taught you how to climb trees & highly regrets it. you nearly out climb him every single time he challenges you. he doesn’t know if he should be proud or angry that you, a human, is as good at climb as any other na’vi is. perhaps your name should’ve been spider instead of the socorro boy lol.

• drags you to dinner all the time. you’re always hesitant since you know of neytiri’s distaste for your kind so you try your best to keep your distance or make up an excuse to not go. but neteyam has none of it. he’ll drag you to family dinner if he has to.

• takes you fishing.

• the first time he did, you almost shot neteyam’s foot 😭. you got better over time obviously but he still flinches sometimes when a bow is put into your hands. boys lowkey traumatized fr.

• jake lowkey thinks of you as his own child 100%

• like, the man sees so much of himself in you that it’s kinda scary.

• you & teyam are definitely the trope opposites attract.

• he’s such a goody two shoes & is the golden child of his family, not a single hair out of place on his head. where as you, you’re more outspoken & adventurous than your friend.

• whenever jake yells at him in front of you, you make funny faces at him to try to get him to laugh, which results in the both of you being yelled at by him & trying so hard not to giggle in response.

• always begs to have some of your human food whenever he sleeps over. you gave him a singular potato chip once & boy went feral over it afterwards. he lowkey loves human food, especially the ones he isn’t supposed to eat lol.

• sleepovers also happen once every week or two. like, it’s a must at this point. he likes seeing how tou get ready for bed & go through your little nightly routine. humans are so different from na’vi & he finds it so interesting.

• during your sleepovers, it mostly consists of hushed whispers as you sneak into the secret stash norm had hidden away, gushing about lab & clan gossip, & making each other even more friendship bracelets.

• overall, such a supportive & amazing friendship between the two of you <3

#atwow imagines #avatar #avatar imagine #avatar: the way of water #atwow #atwow x reader #atwow x you #avatar x reader #neteyam x y/n #neteyam sully x y/n #neteyam sully x reader #neteyam x reader #neteyam #neteyam sully #neteyam imagine #neteyam imagines

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gerryrigged · 1 year

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dick&tim, jaytim - the favorite

sort of sideways to my dicktim jaytim 'the girls are fightinggg' post, but -

look even in a world where DickTim genuinely isn't a thing it would be so funny for Dick to get increasingly perturbed watching JayTim get closer. He doesn't even clock that they're flirting - he pays a bunch of lip service to appreciating Tim's efforts to bring Jason closer to the family, but in private he corners Tim like,

"So you and Jason are getting along really well huh? Spending a lot of time together. Hanging out. Buddying it up, you might say."

And Tim's a lil nervous because he thinks Dick knows they're fucking and he's 100% sure that Dick is going to be a nightmare about it, so he's like, "Uh, yeah, we've been working on some cases. It's going pretty well… He's not so bad, really."

And Dick just puts his hands on Tim's shoulders gravely like, "Just be honest with me, Timmy."

Tim gulps.

Dick's hands tighten, and his eyebrows crease in distress.

"Am I neglecting you as your big brother? Are you shopping for a new favorite? I can do better, I swear - hey, let's go to the retro arcade this weekend and break all of our old Batman Pinball scores!"

Tim thinks he's joking and cracks up a little but is gob-smacked when it turns out Dick is like Actually Upset, lol. It's so simultaneously endearing, hilarious and ridiculous that Tim's face must do something pretty weird, because Dick worriedly asks if he's alright.

Tim legitimately has to reassure Dick that he remains Tim's favorite brother.

"Not that the demon brat gives you much competition," he jokes.

Dick smiles a bit, obviously relieved, but does add, "I mean, technically Jason is also your brother - you've both been adopted by Bruce - "

And Tim very firmly is like, "Nope, nope, nope, the zombie undead have no legal status; I only have one older brother and that's you."

Dick relaxes a bit, but continues to playfully argue the point, given that he still sort of sees Jason as his younger brother. He relaxes further with every exaggeratedly disgusted face Tim makes.

Tim tells Jason about it later and has to whack him repeatedly with a pillow in embarrassment when Jason nearly dies in a laughing fit.

Jason has never had a single iota of brotherly feeling toward Tim in his life - diametrically the opposite, actually, in both negative and positive directions at different points. But after this priceless revelation of brotherly insecurity he renews Dick's paranoia by hamming it up to insufferable levels whenever he knows Dick is around to notice.

Putting a chummy arm around Tim's shoulders; calling him "buddy" and "little bro"; condescendingly offering to like, play catch with him and educate him on the birds and the bees (Tim elbows him in the stomach for that one); making up recent trips to a ~certain arcade~ ("Our retro arcade?" Dick whispers, heartbroken. Tim is about to fold like a wet tissue but Jason hurriedly smothers his face in Jason's shoulder in the guise of a big-brotherly hug); even sacrificing a smidge of his stubborn familial rejection of Bruce by referring to him as 'OUR old man', though he carefully makes sure Bruce isn't in earshot.

Dick is just Gripped by resurgent Anxieties, lmao.

Tim considers putting a stop to it (his boyfriend even play-acting the older brother role is pretty gag-worthy tbh), but ultimately he doesn't because Dick deserves a little ribbing over this. Or a lot.

Master detective, honestly.

Until finally one night Tim is slow-riding Jason in one of Red Hood's apartments, smirking down at Jason's blissed-out face as he rolls his hips sensuously - when Tim glances up and just about has a heart attack seeing Nightwing's upside-down face sprout abruptly from the top of the window frame.

Dick: HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE JUST FUCKING, THANK CHRIST

Jason: WHAT THE -

Dick: oh my god this is such a weight off my mind you don't even know -

Jason, literally balls-deep in Tim: - will you fucking GET LOST, DICKHEAD, we're in the MIDDLE OF SOMETHING -

Dick: - I've been losing sleep, Tim, how could you let me think you were replacing me -

Tim, hands over his beet-red face: Dick could you just - look I'll call you later -

Jason, thrusting pointedly: THE FUCK YOU WILL, WE'RE BUSY, YOUR NIGHT IS BOOKED

Dick is still a little bit of a nightmare about it later, but not nearly as much as he otherwise would have been because he's so relieved to still be Tim's one and only Favorite Big Brother, lol.

#dick and tim #jaytim #dc #gerryrigged #I make myself laugh and that's all that matters #gerry words

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gyuvxx · 4 months

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Bro Code. Kim Gyuvin

chapter 6) ballin too hard

written + smau

Warnings: Ricky being a flirt, injury, stupidity.

Yn and her friends walk towards the gym, Anton has his camera ready for the shoot, and hanni was talking about how she was going to beat up whoever this guy was. Yn was just hoping her friends would behave like normal humans.

As they approach, the sound of balls being dribbled and sneakers squeaking against the floor got louder. She turns to her friends again, asking for them to please be normal. Or nice.

Hanni laughs and walks in first, peeking her head into the practice before fully walking in. Yn and Anton follow closely, stares being thrown their way as they proceed. Yn looks around for the tall boy she liked looking at, spotting him as he spots her.

He stopped whatever drill he was doing, picking up his ball and holding it at his side, running over to greet them.

“Yn!” He called happily, bouncing to a stop in front of her.

The grin on his face was wide as he looked at her. He pushed his hair out of his face when she greeted him back.

“Hey, are you staying the whole time?” He asks. He glances at the other two behind her, but doesn’t do much to strike up a conversation yet.

“Oh, yeah, hanbin’s my ride,” she shrugs with a little smile. “And it seems like he doesn’t want chit chat right now,” she points to hanbin walking over.

“Shit, yeah, see ya!” He runs over past hanbin like nothing happened.

Hanbin approaches the three younger and welcomes them. He tells Anton he can set up in the corners of the fields for some of the pictures. Anton nods and walks away to get set up.

“What were you and gyuvin talking about?” He asks and Yn rolls her eyes.

“He was saying hi to us,” she tells him with a little smile. “Don’t worry, I met him like three days ago,” she whacks his arm.

Hanbin laughs as he walks them over to their spot on the bleachers.

For forty five minutes they watch the boys practice, speaking to each other about what the latest gossip is. When break rolled around, the players encouraged them to come talk to them. Particularly gunwook and Ricky. Gyuvin already planned to go talk to them (just Yn)

The two walk over and the guys introduce themselves. Everyone greeted them kindly, Matthew grinning at Yn, asking how she’d been. They chatted for a while, about school, sports, hanbin, whatever. All of them were nice.

“Do you guys know Han yujin?” Gunwook asks and both girls nod.

“He’s on student council,” Yn tells him, looking curious.

“See I told you guys!” Gunwook grinned. “Yujin was friends with me Ricky and gyuvin in high school, he was our little freshman!”

“Aw, that’s cute,” Yn smiled.

“You’re cute,” Ricky said out of the blue and his teammates all looked at him like he was crazy. Gyuvin was near Yn, and was almost positive she could tell his shoulders tensed.

“Thanks, Ricky,” Yn laughs a little. “You’re cute too,” she says kindly and hanbin calls break. They all disperse and Yn and Hanni go back to their spots on the bleachers.

While the other guys are heading back to their spots, gyuvin follows Yn and Hanni quietly. He tugs on yn’s sleeve before she can sit down. She turns to look at him, eyebrows raised.

“What’s up?” She asks, looking up at him. She’s always surprised by how tall he is.

Gyuvin is conflicted- he’s jealous she called Ricky cute but can he really tell her that? Should he call her cute? Should he ask her out?

“You think Ricky’s cute?” He chose none of the above.

Yn smiles a little. “Um, yeah he’s cute, I guess,” she bounces on the heels of her feet. “Why?”

“I don’t really know… I just…” he tries to piece together his thoughts.

“Gyuvin!” Taerae shouts from across the court and Gyuvin decides fuck it.

“I think you’re cute,” he tells her, eyes wide like a big puppy.

“Gyuvin!” Zhanghao shouts too.

Yn and Gyuvin just look at each other.

“Can I get your-“ he starts quietly only to be cut off.

“I think you’re cute too,” Yn interrupted him, looking up at him with a smile.

Gyuvin grins. “Cool,” he forgot about asking for her number.

“Gyuvin!” Hanbin shouts and Gyuvin finally starts heading to his spot.

“See ya!” He grins as he runs back to his spot.

Yn sits down with a big grin, leaning on Hanni while giggling to herself about what just happened. Hanbin would kill her.

—

By the end of practice, the boys were just playing around, Hanni, Anton and Yn all off the bleachers and chatting around with the boys.

Yn was talking with Gunwook, Ricky and Matthew, gunwook and Ricky being close in age to her with Matthew just being a longtime family friend. It’s a nice little conversation, even with Ricky flirting with her every now and then.

Anton gets some action shots of the boys playing around, showing them to Yn near one of the hoops. He moves to another spot to get a panoramic view of everyone, Yn still in the same spot.

Gyuvin decides now is a good time to show off. He and Ricky pass the ball a couple times, dribbling their ways down court. Ricky first tries to make a shot but fails. Gyuvin makes a swift recovery and makes the rebound. The two boys continue shooting until Gyuvin tries hitting off the backboard.

Unfortunately for him, his aim was off when he threw it and it went flying off the board.

Unfortunately for Yn, it was flying right towards her. There was a loud “watch out!” From Anton across the court before it hit her square in the head.

Ricky and gyuvin stopped immediately, hurrying over as the girl fell back in pain. Hanni was already at her side when they got there, gyuvin kneeling next to her as she cried, holding the spot on her head.

“Shit! Yn I’m sorry-“ Gyuvin said, brushing her hair back as hanni and Ricky hollered for hanbin, who came running over.

“What happened?” Hanbin asks, crouching down.

“Stray ball hit her,” hanni said, not mentioning it was gyuvin. “Can you get her some ice?” She asks and hanbin runs off to go get ice.

“Gyuvin, help her up,” Matthew instructs, which Gyuvin does, lifting her gently and helping her to the bleachers. He sits next to her while Hanni kneels in front of her, wiping her tears.

He’d never felt so bad.

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putaposyinyourhair · 10 months

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Slowly but Also Like All at Once

noah diaz x mirage (boys who are friends aka boyfriends 🧍🏽➕🤖🟰❤️)

warnings: mirage being himself and optimus being unamused

ratchet’s in the building y’all

The towering, decaying walls and partially caved-in ceiling give the chapel an eerie aura— the only source of light coming from the rays of sunlight streaming in through the broken glass of the early twentieth-century structure’s rose window— and Noah’s positive that if his ma were here, she’d be handing out bendiciones every five minutes. But the atmosphere isn’t what’s currently making Noah shift from one leg to the other anxiously.

“You disobeyed a direct order.”

Just as Arcee had predicted, Optimus is not a happy camper.

“Does it count as direct if Rat-trap’s the one who told me I couldn’t leave though?” Mirage drawls, one digit held in the air as if he’s actually making a point.

Noah has to curb the urge to drop his face into the palms of his hands. It’s an easy feat to accomplish seeing as he’s trying really hard to not bring any attention to himself.

The newcomer— who Optimus had introduced as his chief medical officer, Ratchet— reaches out, past his leader’s shoulderpad, to deliver one hard thump to the back of Mirage’s helm with a heavy servo.

Noah flinches minutely— the sound startling him more than anything really— and he finds himself glad for both Arcee and Bumblebee standing at either of his sides. He doesn’t think Ratchet would ever try and hurt him or anything— he’d pretty much been ignoring Noah’s presence since their brief introduction down at the dock— but nevertheless, the comforting presences of the scout and sharpshooter instill within Noah a small sense of security.

Mirage stumbles forward a step from the force of the hit, shaking his helm like the whack’s made him a bit dizzy, before he straightens back up with a pout pulling at the mouth plates that act as his lips.

“Yo!” he cries. “Party foul, man!”

The mech looks up at Optimus and thrusts his servos out.

“Prime, bro, you gonna let him treat me like that?”

Optimus does nothing but stare down at the spy kind of blankly, like he can’t believe he has to deal with this kind of shit day in and day out. It would almost be funny, if it weren’t coming from the infamously solemn bot.

After a moment of silence, Mirage lowers his servos with an offended scoff.

“Oh, it’s gon’ be like that, huh? Alright, I’ll remember that.”

There’s no real animosity behind his words though and Noah gets the feeling that this stuff happens a lot around here; Mirage breaking the rules and Optimus having to deal with it like an exasperated father.

“We will discuss this further at another point in time,” Optimus decides, turning away from the smaller mech. “For now, there are other more important matters that require our attention.” He makes a vague gesture in Bumblebee’s direction.

“Show them, Bee.”

The black and yellow bot steps forward, whirring in a way that makes Noah think he’s excited to show them whatever it is. The mech reaches up to the side of his helm and a moment later a stream of light beams out of the very same spot, projecting an image into the middle of the room.

It’s… wow.

Noah contains the urge to rush forward and gawk like an idiot as the image shows something that, to him, looks like a meteor falling from blue skies and crashing into the face of a strangely vermillion yet still snow-capped mountain. He blinks.

“Where is this?” he questions, before he can stop himself. He inhales sharply and bites down into the corner of his bottom lip.

Way to go, dumbass.

He’s not even supposed to be here. Probably— more like definitely— isn’t supposed to be seeing any of this. He’s only here because of a fluke, because Mirage had snuck out to see him.

He’s not one of them. None of this is any of his business.

Still, the way the shimmery image loops is fascinating and Noah can’t help but be awed by it. Sue him, he’s an electronics nerd and the tech the autobots possess is all kinds of amazing to him. He’d love to find out how the projection works.

Ratchet— who is standing on the other side of the room from him, with Optimus and Mirage— snaps his gaze over at the sound of Noah’s voice and Noah watches as the medic’s optical ridges furrow, like the bot had legitimately forgotten all about his presence.

“The humans call it Pike’s Peak,” Optimus divulges. “It is located in the state of Colorado. At around ‘oh eight hundred hours mountain standard time yesterday, this, as of yet, unidentified object impacted at around thirteen and a half thousand feet.”

Colorado. The Rockies then.

“The United States Army and the Department of Homeland Security were on site quickly but all they found was an empty crater.”

Noah’s eyes widen.

“Meaning whatever it was, it’s long gone,” Arcee realizes, stepping forward and studying the image for a second, before her gaze snaps up to her leader. “Optimus… could it be one of ours?”

“It’s possible,” Optimus acknowledges with a small tilt of his helm.

“But there’s also a chance it could be…” Ratchet trails off, his optics lowering to fix squarely on Noah.

Noah starts, taking a small step back— closer to Bumblebee, who buzzes inquisitively at Noah’s proximity.

“It is alright, Ratchet,” Optimus advises, his gaze sliding over to Noah’s form as well— the large mech’s optics pulsing a bright blue. “Noah is…” The bot trails off for a second, his astute gaze settled firmly on Noah as he seems to think on it.

And Noah honestly feels like he holds his breath in that moment, awaiting his judgement.

“He is one of us.”

Noah’s breath rushes out of him so fast, it catches somewhere between his diaphragm and his throat, and he releases a small squeaking sound.

He’s what now?

Across the room, Mirage beams and stealthily thrusts a servo up into the air before Ratchet shoots him a brusque look, causing the silver and blue bot to snap to attention— servos fisted at both of his sides and chest plates held high— but with an impertinent, yet subtle, roll of his optics.

Noah’s stupid heart skips over a beat again.

He’s sure one day he’ll figure out why Mirage seems to like his companionship so much.

… and figure out where exactly Mirage had heard the word, ‘cariño,’ and decided it was the perfect term to use on Noah— along with the growing list of pet names he’d been dishing out all last night.

Ratchet huffs in response, both to the spy’s antics and their leader’s proclamation.

“It could be a decepticon,” the medic reports cautiously. “Before I crash landed on this planet, I was being hunted by one. I believe he calls himself Barricade. One of Starscream’s underlings.”

Noah frowns and, emboldened by Optimus’ unexpected vote of confidence, steps out from underneath Bumblebee’s shadow.

“What the hell’s a decepticon?” he queries boldly.

“Brutal, merciless warriors,” Arcee informs him, glancing down at him with such a disheartened look that it makes Noah think she’s probably got some painful history with these so called decepticons. “Obsessed with conquering our home planet, Cybertron, and expanding out into the universe. Last I remember, they were under Soundwave’s leadership. Are you saying Starscream’s taken control, Ratchet?”

Optimus lifts a servo again, towards Bumblebee, and the scout reaches up to shut off his projection.

The stream of light flickers out of existence, thrusting the furthest reaches of the chapel’s main area into shadow.

“Unfortunately, I can’t say,” Ratchet professes. “Ironhide and I were in hiding together for quite some time. But he wished to return home and make a stand. Whilst I knew that was a suicide mission. When he failed to return or even check back in, I decided I needed to make another attempt at locating Optimus. But as soon as I stepped out of hiding, Barricade found me. I’ve been running ever since.”

That sounds miserable, in Noah’s opinion. Always running, always hiding. Looking over your shoulder. He can’t imagine a life like that.

“Okay, so we go find out what exactly fell on that mountain,” Mirage pipes up. When all eyes and optics in the room turn to him, he cringes a little and adds on a tiny, “Right?”

Optimus takes a moment to glance around the room, scanning his team.

“I hacked into the communication network the humans are using,” he informs them. “They have received multiple reports of an unusual patrol vehicle in the nearby municipality of Cañon City, approximately 30 miles southwest of Pike’s Peak.”

“A patrol car?” Arcee queries, the tone of her voice hitching. She turns away after a moment, optics fixed on a splintered pew that’s been shoved into a corner, muttering to herself.

Noah thinks he hears her say, ‘It couldn’t be…’ but he could be wrong.

“As much as I hate to agree with the disrespectful little sparkling,” Ratchet gripes. “Mirage is right.”

“Whoa, pump the brakes, you half-clocked burnout—“

Mirage’s sharp objection is cut short by a sudden shrill squeal that comes from Bumblebee— a sound that causes Noah to flinch away from the mech, both hands flying up to cover his ears. The noise is quickly followed up by Ratchet attempting to once more reach past Optimus, servos clawing the air in Mirage’s direction.

“Enough!” Optimus booms, lifting his own servos to put distance between himself and both bots at either of his sides. “We do not have time for these infantile games. You are soldiers and I expect you to behave accordingly. Am I understood?”

Mirage, for his part, exhales softly and hangs his head shamefully, digits fidgeting at his sides.

Ratchet huffs and turns away, arms crossing over his blue and white chest plates as he grumbles beneath his breath.

Noah can’t help but feel a little bad for Optimus in that moment. It’s clear the mech could seriously do with a nice long vacation on a beach somewhere.

“Wheeljack is already inbound,” Optimus discloses with a suffering sigh. “We depart tomorrow morning at ‘oh five hundred hours sharp. Destination, Cañon City, Colorado.”

At this revelation, Noah finds his feet suddenly stumbling forward— like a magnet is attracting him— carrying him across the room, towards Mirage.

Mirage seems to be just as affected by the metaphorical magnet though, because he shoots forward as well, meeting Noah halfway whilst looking to Optimus with a look on his face that’s kind of indiscernible to Noah.

Optimus meets the shorter mech’s stare head-on.

Noah impulsively reaches out once he and the blue and silver bot are within touching distance and places a hand against Mirage’s thigh guard, watching as Optimus’ stare drops from his spy to Noah.

“Noah, having you along on this mission would be considerably beneficial,” Optimus establishes with an assured nod. “As I have said, you are now one of us. And it is our— my hope that you will agree to join us and continue to aid us in our plight.”

Noah’s brows shoot skyward, his eyes widening up at the bot.

“Are you for real?” he inquires abruptly, not even pausing to figure out how he feels about what’s being asked of him.

“Yes, I am… for real.”

Oh.

“Aw, yeah!” Mirage crows at his side. “Road trip!”

#noah x mirage #norage #noah diaz #mirage #mirage rotb #transformers rise of the beasts #transformers rotb #mirage x noah

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chrisrin · 11 months

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hi guys, meet the power couple <3<