Tumgik
#and then we took everything to squash that fucker we literally took a mop one of my knitting needles a fucking shoehorn ๐Ÿ˜ญ
stuckinakillingjar ยท 2 years
Text
bruh there was some form of little cockroach or something in my fucking room just now and my brother and i took so long to fucking kill it ๐Ÿ˜ญ
#i'm sorry but if there's any type of bug in my house there's like 1% survival especially if it's anything other than a spider#bruh i was literally just on my phone upside down on my bed and suddenly i hear something that sounds like a fly bumping into something#and i look up and it's this giant fucking thing ๐Ÿ˜ญ#i immediately ran to my brother (remember that he's fucking 13 god i'm such a pussy) nd drag him into my room#omg side not while i'm writing this it literally feels as if something's crawling all over my skin i'm losing my damn mind#anyways we both hold deodorant on the little fucker and IT CRAWLS UNDER MY FLOOR ๐Ÿ’€#BRO I WAS SO SCARED HOW MANY FUCKING OTHER THINGS ARE UNDER THERE#my brother and i wait for it to come out and as soon as it crawls out he holds deo on it again and it crawls along my floor until it's#stuck in that corner of wall and door#and then we took everything to squash that fucker we literally took a mop one of my knitting needles a fucking shoehorn ๐Ÿ˜ญ#like we tried ok and then that little shit crawled across the floor towards us and we smacked it with the mop#and then we got a bit closer to inspect it AND IT WAS STILL MOVING#i whacked it again and then it was finally dead#we picked it up with like 5 layers of toilet paper and flushed it down the toilet#mind you this all happened between 1 and 2 am and my mom woke up like halfway through and decided to just not give a fuck#cw animal death#???#ask to tag#cw insects#nica.talks#EDIT; I KNOW THERE ARE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES IGNORE THEM I WROTE THIS IN PANIC
3 notes ยท View notes