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DAVE: so hype when one of the boys incorporates a new word into his vocabulary. like bro did u just describe something as “ostentatious". fuck man. thats sick. thats cool as hell
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dave strider#mod terezi#an expansive vocabulary is it's own compensation#shit comes in handy
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Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up
#my art#fanart#the owl house fanart#toh#toh fanart#the owl house#NO SPOILERS !!!!!#I have NOT seen the leaks (and don’t want to) >:(#I plan to watch the new ep when it airs because unlike some people I respect the time and hard work put into art 😭 like y’all wtf#anyways rant over#I just want them to be friends :>#they bond over beating up Luz’s enemies#also the fact Camila is a veterinarian will come in handy (I think) with raising a baby titan#I just want them to be mom bffs ok :(#also they can both absolutely rock ur shit <3
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bio saying he/him f-ggot with a blog full of yaoi and fandom shit like shipping heterosexual characters from superwholuck or that pirate show
bio saying she/her lesbian with a blog full of hentai and anime girls in sexual memes or big tiddy furry fetish art
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Watch Nimona, guys.
Watch Nimona and then go buy the comic and also read Nimona, cause as nicely streamlined as the movie is they did change the style quite drastically (proportions and stuff, I’m not on abt the 3D-ness or the adjustments to make characters visually fit their cast better) and Nate’s original art is GOOD, and they left out some things I really liked in the comic (where was big buff guy nimona you monsters ToT) and comic has slower pacing that lets you have some more time w the characters, yada yada
NIMONA GOOD, CONSUME NIMONA IN ALL ITS MEDIA FORMATS
#nimona#nd stevenson#I have been a nimona stan since long before either nd or me had our respective top surgeries#I own that shit in book format I need you to understand how FEW THINGS I own in physical formats#don't get me wrong: movie incredible very good#as good a movie adaptation as one could've made for it in terms of writing (and animation/visuals good too)#but alas#I am a comic person I must also preach abt the comic#I do also appreciate that 'letting the transmasc comic idiots have big movie budget for their stories' now has precedent#as that will come in very handy for my own career
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Just a misunderstanding!
“Do you like my costume? Sally made it for me! She says it makes me look “ghoulish”!”
@theknifeclown I swear they didn’t mean to scare her! They were just a little sleepy and forgot to take the contacts out!
Full Ghoul Poppet scribble under the cut :)
Silly jester :)
#uhhhh late Halloween shit I guess lmao#Poppet fell give them a minute#and yes#they can miraculously fit their entire body in that teeny tiny box#comes in handy during spooky season#plenty of opportunity for scares :]#they refuse to scare Poppy though#not mama bird#girlie is scared enough as is#Poppet will ABOSLUTELY antagonize Howdy though#they’d hide amongst crates of food and pop out while he’s restocking#cheeky bastard/pos#silly they#phresties#phrart#art#character design#welcome home oc#welcome home#poppet spring#welcome home poppet#Halloween#ghoul poppet
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post stressing about my birthday cancelled. my dad got me an 1859 first edition of mclintock voyage of the fox
#WITH cover embossing intact AND maps. jesus h shit christ#whadda hell. i forget the man runs a rare books business on the side until his skills come in insanely handy#anyway i’m like. the happiest a human being can be rn
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a thunderstorm just hit us really fast and so hard it knocked the power clean out for at least my whole block. we've got several severe weather alerts, so naturally I am standing on my balcony smoking a joint and watching my street flood
#only thing i can really do rn is practice bass but i have no light#oh shit i forgot the library gave us emergency flashlights for national library workers day lmaoooo#cant believe that thing is coming in handy akdbslsj
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"crazy together" was season 2 episode 2 and the confession will be season 5 episode 5. add 5 + 2 and you'll get episode 7 aka byler first kiss 🤷♀️
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i need more content of Wild being the resident “i’ve got you” girl. mf has everything you could ever even think of needing either on him or in his slate.
Four needs to measure something and Wild is right there with a measuring tape in hand.
Legend gets a hole in his hat and oh hey Wild has a sewing kit! Vet asks him if he knows how/likes to sew. the answer is no.
one day he pulls a harmonica or something out of his pocket to solve a puzzle bc loz puzzles are just like that and the entire chain can’t even be shocked bc of course he has a fucking harmonica. of course he does.
#everyone always calls Legend the border but no. it’s Wild. he just finds shit and keeps it.#the only difference is that Wild keeps his stuff mostly in his slate#while Legend keeps his mostly in his house#legend totally respects the hording btw. hording buddies.#when they stopped by Legend’s house i bet he was forcefully cramming shit into the slate#‘Wild how do u work this thing. i want my stuff.’#everything they bring along totally comes in handy btw. like saves their asses kind of comes in handy.#the chain teases them at first and then promptly stops the 7th time their hording has gotten them out of shit#this totally turned into headcanon territory but i don’t care it’s Funny#legend and wild hording buddies canon when /lh#this is all major projection btw i have so many random bits and bobs on me at all times#linked universe#jojo’s linked universe#lu#linkeduniverse#lu wild#wild lu#linked universe wild#wild linked universe
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Okay, so I just got finished with the Fallout TV show, honestly? As a super hardcore fan? No notes, they did their fucking job, It might actually be the most visually and tonally faithful TV adaptation I've ever seen in my life
#lamentations of chava#nerd shit#ALL OF THIS IS JUST MY OPINION! I LIKE TO ENJOY SHIT! DO NOT COME AT ME YOU JADED CYNICAL FUCKS#Like i'm sure some people will have problems with the direction they take the story in#especially with regards to canon after the games#but personally i liked it and am VERY excited to see season 2 considering *that* end shot#Also... they did a fucking phenomenal job of bringing the world of Fallout and it's retrofuturist aesthetic to life#The sets! the props! the costumes! THE MUSIC!!!#me and my gf were both singing along to pretty much all of them#It was a very gay time#It was honestly exactly what i wanted from a Fallout TV show#(Also... to be brutally honest.... I'm glad they swiped *that* element of the lore “off the board” so to speak#there really was nowhere for that particular thing to go but just more of the same over and over again. It had to go at some point)#I also really really liked how they made each of the 3 main characters player archetypes#That honestly worked really well#Also Matt Berry as the Mister Handy voice was fucking perfect casting *chef's kiss*
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hot take but some of y'all with abusive and/or controlling parents would do better on the streets. I'm not gonna provide criteria for how to tell because i'm not an expert and everybody's situation is different, but here's a friendly reminder that they don't even have to lay a finger on you for this to be the case.
this kind of turned into a mini (NON-EXHAUSTIVE) advice post so:
Remember, if you think this might be you, please please please try to find a way to start researching what resources will be available to you, and try to leave on a weekday because many places are closed for intakes on weekends.
Reach out to people who you know will keep your concerns confidential. Find out who's considered a mandated reporter and what they absolutely have to report - which could differ from state to state/area.
You can pack a 'go bag' without raising suspicions if you frame it as an emergency preparation for, say, a house fire or natural disaster. I would highly recommend investing a nice duffel bag.
Bring lots of trash bags and/or grocery bags and lots of extra socks (laundry programs lose socks all the time). If you're bringing canned food, get your own can opener.
If you have a food allergy, I would highly recommend prioritizing getting on food stamps, as many shelters and programs straight-up will not accommodate your allergies.
Anyways this absolutely wasn't meant to be an advice post or masterlist of what to do and what not to do but if y'all wanna add on i think that'd be great. as with any advice, your mileage may vary.
(ice cold take but if you're a parent and your kid would do better on the streets than in their own damn home with their own damn family then you've done fucked up and i think you should pay your child One Million Dollars For Everything. Per year. Forever.)
#byrd chirps#byrd's business#tw child abuse mention#tw abuse mention#strict parents#tw homelessness#tw homelessness mention#of course if you don't have time to prepare trash bags work too#but again keep lots handy because they will break from the wear and tear of traveling around#for those of you whom this post is relevant to: i wish y'all the best of luck#emotionally speaking you need to prepare for at least two possibilities:#one: that the streets will not be worth it and you'll have to come back 'home'#two: that the streets will be worth it and you'll have to contend with the fact that you were right and your parents are pieces of shit#the second one is the one that got me#prepare to be wrong. but also prepare to be right. because both can be difficult to come to terms with.
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Not me having a random bout of insomnia and deciding to finally give the captive prince book a try since I’ve somehow managed to avoid reading it for however many years it’s been popular… only to realize after the first two chapters is over that my library doesn’t actually have the book?? They just let me preview read a book on their app that they don’t even possess???
But I’m hooked already… so now what am I to do?
#personal shit#guardian reads (sometimes)#this would be the time that owning a kindle would come in handy but like fuck Amazon so?
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dude how come my older brother got the history autism i have vocaloid and splatoon autism
#nex says random shit#only comes in handy when im told to write about something (1/2)#that im passionate about.. i wrote an essay on the plot of splatoon before (2/2)
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Strictly Shenanigans
#babylon 5#londo mollari#g’kar#lennier#***png#i’m procrastinating finishing s1 cause i’m not emotionally ready for shit to get real justyet. let g’kar strut around scheming for a bit lon#*longer#as a treat.#probably canon: he still can speak pretty good lower centauri due to it being an official language during the occupation#doesn’t particularly enjoy it but it comes in handy for eavesdropping and pissing mollari off#headcanon: in turn londo picks up a few of narn words over time. does his last ‘old friend’ speech to g’kar in heavy accented narn#FOR THE DRAMA of it all!! g’kar is so quiet when cause he’s trying to parse wtf he’s even listening to
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I feel like its wrong for me to be kinda mad at my doctors for saying that they didn’t recommend me using a cane. (By doctors I mean my physio and my GP)
Like the doctors said it so it must be true.
I have been thinking of getting a cane since April 2022. I had one in mind as well. I did so much research and I wanted it to the point that my hand started being in the position that I would hold the grip when I was walking.
Idk, maybe its just the slippery hell that is winter so I feel like I need more support + my main leg issues going away but Im stuck in this odd situation.
Do you have any thoughts on this? Any words of wisdom or just advice?
Holy shit. I went through almost that exact same thing and let me be blunt: not only is there nothing wrong with being mad at your doctors for not recommending a cane but you're more than entitled to feel mad. My doctors wouldn't recommend a cane if their lives depended on it and unfortunately a LOT of doctors are like that.
Now, there's a small possibility your doctor isn't recommending it because a cane might not be the best mobility aid for you. And I'm only saying that because you said your physio but to be honest, that's a really slim chance. You could always ask them but if they're sticking firm that a mobility aid just "isnt for you," then that's bullshit, because if you think you need a mobility aid, you most probably do AND the only way they could tell if you'd be better off with a mobility aid...is for you to try one out.
I've found that a lot of people have been told, when asking about mobility aids like canes, that it's not recommended because they're "not THAT disabled" or "it could make you lazy," according to doctors. Mine wouldn't recommend one and I literally can barely walk around my house on a good day.
But even if I could, that's not how mobility aids work.
If you think you need a cane, or even if you just think it might help you ( even if it's just a little!) to have a cane, GET A CANE. That's what they're for!
Doctors, wild as it sounds, are not the leading expert on your body: that would be you. Especially in the winter, when any leg issues you have could be exacerbated by the cold AND be more dangerous if you're out and about, get yourself a cane. Even if you only use it a little bit, even if you find out it doesn't work for you, you are still better off knowing that for certain and having a cane around in case you need it.
Like, not to be a bitch, but fuck your doctors. You're the leading expert on your body and if you think a cane would help you, you deserve a fucking cane.
#hope this helps anon <3#disability#mobility aid#cripple punk shit#ableism#Chaos is speaking#fr tho#If you can get the cane#I can guarantee that one way or another#It Will come in handy#asking chaos
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Violence for love
Red is the colour of love. Red is the colour of blood.
It was supposed to be a whole new world, a fresh start, with endless possibilities.
When the human accidentally inhaled his partner’s droplets of coughs.
They were given a chance to start anew in his life.
And they did exactly that. They multiplied and built a community.
A community where they all lived together. A community where they all loved each other.
Swimming around the body with their little tails, releasing toxins and creating even more friends.
They were happy.
But it didn’t last long. The human started taking antibiotics.
They started dying, one by one. The white blood cells had been killing them with the help of the medicine.
At first they tried to stay strong, they tried to fight back.
But they were too powerful.
No one knew if they would be alive the next day. But they all knew that eventually all of them would die.
He watched all their friends die in front of them, wishing that it could've been him instead.
Life became hell. Everyday was filled with pain and suffering.
Why was this happening to them? Was the crime of existing really that bad that they had to be punished?
He had lost their friends, their family. He was the only one left. He knew what was going to happen next, he knew death would finally come for him too.
But it didn’t.
He waited another day. But he was still alive.
There was only one explanation for this. The human stopped taking the medicine before he reached the amount of days he had to take it.
He gave himself a moment of grief for all the loss. But he knew what he had to do. He knew what he must do to avenge his friends.
He learned the ways the medicine previously attacked them, he knew how to survive it now.
So he multiplied like he used to. Only this time, they would be resistant to antibiotics.
They spread out everywhere. Multiplying more and more. Leaving the human with no treatment for it.
Afterall, what’s the murder of a man who had killed countless of their friends? What’s one more death to avoid all deaths altogether?
Love had brought them to life. And now love will cause his death.
(@labratgurlz @machathecat)
#an_theduckin#my text posts#writers on tumblr#writblr#this is where Paying attention in biology comes in handy#i shit u not i fr got out my biology notes 2 get this accurate#how do i even tag this#short story
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