its projecting onto fictional sword handling ladies time amirite

I saw that you might actually kill off some characters in your lights out au and pls pls pLS PROVIDE SOFT CUTE DOODLES OF THE DECEASED BECAUSE MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE IT- ESPECIALLY WALLY ORZ

Also me, the dark side that loves whump fics: Suffer! Make them cry! Make me cry! Do your worst!!!!

ah, but if i provided soft scribbles Then! you would all know Who kicks the bucket(s)!! and i'm not sure if i'm ready to share those details yet <3

that’s how she puts her fingers when they are shoved deep into my-

- So you really never felt beautiful? - Oh, noooo. My mother always told me I was ugly. She told me my eyes were too big and my forehead, too. No, I don't think that [I'm pretty], because in my family they didn’t say things like that. - ANNA KARINA

daily whistlepaw until ah becomes PoV day 1167

I think I finally understand how people feel when around a crush, can't say I enjoy it

I think one thing I will say about the finale was that the most problematic aspect of the concept of the show was how it feels like they had to use the Fionna and Cake plot to Trojan horse a resolution to a swathe of loose ends Simon and Betty's arcs had. They pulled it off even better than I ever wanted to let myself hope for for the most part but I would say my main issue if anything was how cramped the finale felt when I think they could have left a lot more up to season 2 speculations (especially with the resolutions for the alt universes, they didn't really feel necessary when they basically just had to egg Scarab).

I feel I liked the understated melancholies of seeing Simon recontextualized and kinda infantilized in that temporary form hosting his mind, and some people have said the Casper and Nova thing felt hamfisted but I thought the vibes were too cute to care that it wasn't particularly "efficient" as far as metaphors go, but that does slow down the pace which probably crunched the ending a little harder :'). But it also worked in further showing the sad side-effect of the crown on Simon's relationships, including that of stunting his ability to have ever matured in his understandings of love and his relationship with Betty. I also think their last scene in the memory worked because it was Simon reconsidering how he viewed their relationship for the first time, even if his attempt to do for Betty what she did for him would have just been an inversion of their original flaw, the scene rests on them understanding it's unchangeable anyway, so that decision doesn't matter so much and it's not something for Simon to dwell on.

I also feel I liked the scene a lot in spite of how scarce it felt in the finale was because of what was most conspicuously unaddressed, which was just the sheer logistical impossibility of any different choices they made having possibly been any "better." It sticks out because Betty says they could have made better choices, which kinda seems to situate their relationship in a vacuum as if there wasn't a very high likelihood had they done anything different at that crossroads, they would have just been literally nuked into orbit regardless. Sure, it seems like enough time had passed for them to have worked out their relationship better at least and then died, but that kinda seems better by an arbitrarily less tragic amount, and really it seems the least tragic possibilities ever were either that they conceive their relationship more healthily, Simon finds the crown and protects Betty from exploding somehow and also doesn't warp her to the future, and they live some terrible survival life but at least they get a chance to live something kinda fulfilling and Betty probably would have taken care of Ice King decently for the remainder of her life once Simon was gone while also having a better understanding of what had happened to him. The only other hand would be that she also was still warped to the future he finds the crown but Simon had not enabled her self-sacrificial tendencies and so she becomes less undividedly obsessed with saving him and instead integrates into Ooo more properly and also accepts what had become of him (I find it hard to think she would have just let him die either way though lmao).

That all said, they had been around a long time to have reflected over everything. I think it is a bit of an issue that they don't really allude to that, but I find it easy to believe that they did recognize how thwarted a happy ending would ever be for them by all angles of their reality, yet they still had that tender ache of that simple and small tragedy just between them two that still exists within the torrent of catastrophe that engulfed them and the breadth of their fate. So much horror in their lives but they reconnect and find themselves primarily concerned with that last regret of not having been able to make the ideal relationship they quite thought they had.

The earldom of Ormond passed through the general line rather than being limited to heirs male. Hunsdon's claim was, therefore, based on the assumption that the earldom should have passed from himself to his father by virtue of their descent from Thomas Boleyn's eldest daughter, Mary. [...] The earldom, therefore, consisted of a title only, to which Elizabeth had no claim because she was 'daughter and heir of Anne, youngest daughter of said Sir Thomas Bullen, late Earl of Ormond.' Hundson reiterated that, since his grandmother was the eldest daughter, his earldom ought to descend to him. [...] Such evidence is compelling. Had he been mistaken [...] Elizabeth [I] could easily have corrected him and claimed the earldom for herself to dispose of as she pleased.

Mary Boleyn: The True Story of Henry VIII's Favourite Mistress, Josephine Wilkinson

I'M SO GAY AND I NEED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER

the thing is my entire life i've never really been interested in like. yandere plots or stories about killing the person your crush likes or whatever cause i could never relate. but right now because of this maybe-crush i'm like. nods silently oh i get it now. i get it.

Laying on my bed, legs kicked up in the air, twirling my hair with the biggest girly grin on my face and cheerfully giggling as i'm imagining all the ways Willy Stampler's life comes to an ironic end

y'all i have created a Monster 😮😳😳

why is this the best official art ever

is there anything worse than correcting a cis person who you think is misgendering you but they were talking about someone else entirely and so then you have to apologize and it’s already so hard speaking up and now you just feel so stupid, like why even say anything ever… man… 🥲

thinking about becoming full of myself a little bit. i’ll keep u posted

(Hadaw) I could forgive the blatant whalebait with beast III specifically if they had fully committed to the bit and made kama a man to complement kiara. Like it’s lapse/rapture yin/yang masochism/sadism bottom/top if kiara is the masochist pillow princess sub who secretly thinks everyone is a worm fgo needed to nut the fuck up and make kama the sadistic daddy don who cries when you hold his hand it was RIGHT THERE and they beefed it for another tiddy waifu like come the fuck on you COWARDS 📢🗣 gender might not be a binary usually but just this once I’d forgive you

No excuse for the koyans (as well designed as they might be) or the apparently??? Four??? Different parts of beast VI??? ( VI/?, VI/ L, VI/R, VI/S, VI/G) (I wish I was making this up) (the first one is manaka, she is probably one of those four that isn’t nero. I think)

"There are actually 4 or 5 different versions of Beast 6. This is because I want to ride this gacha gravy train as long as possible." -Nasu probably.

Can't wait for big tiddy sex goddesses numbers 3-5 (he choked out in between blood and spit)

Live Action One Piece inspired me to reread the manga for a third time, and once again I get to this page and realize that it's so glaringly obvious why Robin is my favorite character of all time. Ugh! Oof!