Jenny Hval, shot by Jenny Berger Myhre

scheherazade 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Yoomtah would literally bash skulls in for you.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULD DISMEMBER ANYONE WHO EVEN LOOKS AT HER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION<3<3<333<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3<3<<4<3<<2_3<3_3<3<33<3<3

Jill is my wife and we are soooooooo happy Together <3💞💞💞💞(she dont exist)

Ahhhh!!!! Saturn such a phenomenal episode!!! I hope you enjoyed it. I have so many thoughts that I have no thoughts. But I’ll try my hand at a few.

Buck (to his parents): love me anyway

Chris (about his mom): we loved her and she left us anyway

Excuse me, young sir, what?! And then Eddie falling back against the wall with The Water Painting™️????? 🤨

Okay, and then the Shoulder Touch™️. Natalia: only interested in Buck’s death. Eddie: Welcome back to the world of the living, Buck. You were missed.

Holy fuck… speaks VOLUMES. In not so many words: I’m glad you’re still here. I’m appreciative that you’re ALIVE. I want you here as you are. Every day you wake up and you’re a little less surprised the world’s still there…

Ugh, I cannot with these two 💞🦛

Hiiiii Hippo 💕💕💕💕💕

Welcome to the 911 after party!

YES I PICKED UP ON THE PARALLEL WITH CHRIS AND BUCK IN THAT SENSE. I think it’s so interesting because we always see Chris as this cute kid, this golden child and he’s not perfect and that okay none of us are. The fact that he’s hurt about his mom leaving and that he’s searching for his place is just so real and raw and I love it!!

And the whole scene between Chris and Buck and Eddie at the door is just. Soooooooo good! The way Buck talks with Chris. The way Eddie trusts Buck to talk with Chris. ahhhhhhhh Eddie’s pained look when he overhears Chris talking with Buck really gets me.

Yessss the whole shoulder touch really got me! The music, the lighting, everything. The way he says welcome back to the land of the living Buck, you were missed. The way Buck reacted afterwards. It was just sooooo good. I definitely think it was a sort of an Oh moment for Buck in my opinion and will definitely play into the Bi Buck story line this season.

Yes yes yes to everything you said Hippo!!!! Another thing, when Eddie asked Buck to talk to Chris and how soft he was when he said that Buck didn’t turn out like Buck.

Also what was with the whole shirtless Eddie scene before the shoulder touch? I am SCREAMINGGG

ABC is treating us so well

💞 for you and Lou and/or Big Mama!

Hiii joce!!! OHHHH BOY I HAVE SEVERAL….

💞: Reminds you of your relationship

There’s soooo much songs i associate with my Lou/Yoshi *sweats at my playlist* but this song (Specifically Sweet cuz itytd is more of a breakup song) ANYWAYYSS OH MY GOD.

I like to imagine these verses is Yoshi talking to Sunny. Especially the second one where he’s comparing him to the Sun (it wasn’t a coincidence when I look up the lyrics </3). I’d like to think Sunny is one of the only people who’s been real with him ((besides big mama)) during their relationship and predating. the connection between them is what made him fell in love and realize this is a genuine feeling like wow!!!! I’m actually really am in love with this guy!!! woaaoghhgh!!

Now with Big Mama

I think this song captures us really well especially lore wise. Sunny really sees Big Mama like an embodiment of home since he doesn’t have much of place to consider home before he met her. She’s just very emotionally nurturing towards him and tries to not remind him of his past. To way to distract him is just going on small dates or just staying home and just chat in bed talking about nonsense <3

Again with a Kali Uchis song,,, i just love this album soooooooo much. Anyways, I can use this whole song to describes Sunny’s POV in his relationship with Big Mama and Yoshi. Like I shit you not these two SPOILLLLL the HELLL outta him during their relationship. It just leaves him so much in awe of how’d he pull the baddest bitches in the Yokai City. Hence he also doesn’t have much relationship experience while both of them do like woah he’s really that special to them <3

just read the blurb you posted of eddie bending reader over the passenger seat and it has me soooooooo 💗💘💞💝💗💞❣️💝❤️💘💞❤️‍🔥❣️💞💗💝❤️‍🔥💘❣️💞❤️

pls tell me you have more thoughts on dom!eddie with a bratty!reader who giggles when she gets what she wants, only for him to give her something that'll shut her up 😩🙏🏻

- @hornyhornyhimbos 🖤✨️

aaah, i’m so glad you enjoyed it!! most of my fics and blurbs are that way! i’m a sucker for bratty!reader

Not gonna write another essay thing lol because I have no effort. But mother of god act two was a lot.

We got:

Therapy from god

I don’t think the body is harrows mind making shit up for her anymore u guys

They drew a fuckjng sacred s on that bit of paper on chapter 21 I’m HOWLING

My theory on those cryptic af notes are that they’re from ‘the blood of Eden’ somehow

I cannot fuvking believe I didn’t connect the dots that the one who killed god was A.L. and I’m assuming is Alecto

Ortus/John is fucking confusing like I’m sorry but what in the fuck has a position that can give orders that GOD can’t overrule

The past memories are getting funky ohhhhh, it mentioned how Camilla was killed but Harrow had no recollection of a person by that name soooooooo idk what we’re gonna do abt that but let’s hope it causes problems

Harrow could potentially have an ED which wouldn’t be a surprise ngl

Hell is a place in this universe???

I really like Augustine

Ianthe 💞😍💖

God is gonna become a comfort character if he keeps giving a damn about Harrow and that’s scary

Are all animals on this universe Hexapods????

Ohhhhh Ianthe is jealoussss or upset who knows, it’s Ianthe

I think Harrow is starting to regain some of her memories as suggested by the fact that she doesn’t get nauseous, or nearly and nauseous when she holds the sword, she can also recall Cytherea as being ‘Septimus’

Harrow darling what is going on in ur head

Apparently there’s some sort of ballrooms type scene in this book and I want it NOW OMG

kristin is getting me the hq movie booklet she is soooooooo babygirl to me 💞💞💞

me 🤝🏽 you in love with joan jett

she's soooooooo 💞💞💞💞

#apple1stwin???😭😭 amor proving that she's the funniest and cutest person once again!! i am just sososo curious about what their hair will look like this comeback i need information immediately gonna have to apply for a position at hybe😐 for some reason i wouldn't mind hyuka not changing his hair even thoigh platinum blond was literally my favorite hair on him🤨 i can't explain it for some reason it doesn't feel that long ago since he dyed it (maybe i am starting to get attached to his black hair<3) but with taehyun and soobin..... light hair drought💔 i knew about tlc but i've never heard the word vernacular🧍🏻‍♀️so we both learnt something new today😎🫶🏻 now hold up . what do you mean somebody yelled at you😾 why would she yell at you that is so mean!!!!!!!!!! what kind of cruel person could manage to do that :( i am shocked.... flabbergasted........ disrespectfully, i hope she stubs her toe👺 anyways i hope you don't let that get to you!! i'm holding my fingers crossed that you'll get used to it soon and then you'll get your well-deserved employee of the century title😌 the way that all of your cats have the cutest names ever🙁☹️😿😭 i mean the world to you??? you ARE my world beffie😔❤️‍🔥💗 thank you for the rec😭😭 YES i did see forever 1!!!!!! i can't believe the kpop legends came back this promotion period has been so much fun i love them so much although it makes me sad to think about how it will probably take another few years until we see them again after it ends🥹</3 I'M the one who's thankful!!!! talking to you makes me so indescribably happy i'm so very glad you exist and that i got to find out about you☹️🫂💘🫶🏻💗 and since we're already on the topic of happiness: THOSE LINKS!!!! i love how tyun is always humoring gyu and joining him when he's in his energetic mood<3 plus that whole popping star performance is just so . i adore it so much they all seem so genuinely happy in it and i don't even wanna start on how adorable they all are😐 here is the first and the second video i found that had me in shambles because they're both just sooo cute :( also here is a song rec for you too!! i can't even tell you how much i hate recommending music because i overthink it too much but i really wanted to give you one back so i hope you'll like it if you don't know it already🫂🫂

this is us hehe ♡(っ*’ᵕ’)’ᵕ’*c)♡ but pleaseee that’s all u !!! you’re the funniest and the sweetest 😖😣 that’s so funny bc the other day i was watching a talk x today and thought about how it must be nice working there even if ur just a janitor or u work in the cafeteria bc im sure the pay is good or at least it’s clean haha but anyway hehe i wonder if anyone of them will do something DRASTIC like randomly long hair or super short idk soobin’s hair has been pretty short these few cbs idk but ah we’ll see im excited but im also thinking ‘haha i can wait,,, if it means the boys get rest and stuff’ 😵‍💫 and ahh yeah she was very upset with me and becoming a bit hostile but it’s fine ~ every now and again we all come across someone a bit mean or rude 😋 apple my hero 😿💞 at least you’d stick up for me, talk about a real oneeeee ☝️☝️ omg not the employee of the century title 😭 that could never be meee haha i get so anxious bc im scared of making mistakes and being a burden and needing/asking for help ugh it’s just gonna take time for me to get used to it UGH 😔im talking soooooooo much about myself is there anything new with u ☹️☹️ please do tell 😿 or if u don’t want to that’s okay too hehe awww my cats say thank u 💞 waiitttjtjgj YOU are MY universe 🥺💓💓oh god yea these forever 1 promotions are going to be our scraps for the next few years but im still thankful they even dropped an album 🥺 i haven’t listened to all the songs yet im a fraud 💔 HEY BUT NEW TWICE CB!!!!! IM EXCITED!!!! are u ? 🙀 i’m so happy you are here and you exist and we talk and it has made my days all the better 🥹🫂💟❤️ you’re the best and don’t ever forget it!!!! i love how much energy beomgyu has like honestly if we could convert his energy and love to power or something it could power up a car or rocket and take us to the moon he’s so dear ❤️‍🔥 and txt so cute… especially in that vid but i feel biased since it’s my fav song hehe OMG YOUR LINKS !!!1!1!1!!:$/ oh my … god… that is so cute that is so them too 💔💔💔🫂 soobin so big hehe and yeonjun so cute and so… cute 😖 and AHHH THE PENGUIN’S MIMICKING is so cute it became tiny huening!!! 🥹 these videos made my day, my week, MY LIFE 🗣 and the song are u kidding me ?! i freaking love it!!!!! wake up babe new hyper fixation just dropped 🙀 im so thankful u gave me this rec 🥺 especially so since u recommended it ~ pls i love anything u give 💞 thank you always ☹️ ive been so busy with school and work ugh sorry im getting so bad again i just have this strange mentality where i have to do clear my schedule and things out of the way in order to respond to those i love it makes no sense and causes me issues 😣😿 but i digress….. hehe….. i hope you’re well and happy and safe and healthy always 🫶‼️ here’s a video i think you’ll enjoy hehe it’s so cute + this tiktok bc why not hehe anyway I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH !!! 💓 + ps thank u so muchjfjrjfjsj for the yeonjuniez ☹️

yoomtah is watching you right now waiting for the perfect moment for a surprise tackle hug <333

AWAWAWAWAWAWAW WELL I THINK ANY TIME WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I RLLY RLLY RLLY WANT HER TO HUG ME LIKE ALL THE TIME NSHDJSHFJBSJSHDJ<3<3<3<3<3<333<._3<3<.<?<3<3<33<3<3<<3<3<3<<33__3<3

Hello just thinking about angel + aster and older h + his pretty girl being in the same scenario! Like the girls being sleepy…… feel like when aster gets sleepy she just nuzzles herself into h cuddling him and being all like noooo I’m not sleeeepy cause she doesn’t wanna be rude! but he knows better so he hugs her closer and lays her on his chest or if she’s super tired he’ll literally lay her on his lap playing with her and she’s so 🥺💞🥺 being super lovie and she’d definitely give his thigh small kisses as a thank you BUTTTT if pretty girl is sleepy feel like she gets very whiney and she can’t sleep when it’s not quite and his legs are in between her keeping her warm she just feels overwhelmed cause she just wants to take off her makeup and sleep next to h but they can’t yet and she is just whiney “can we go home now? Please” and he’s cradling her cheek “I know baby pretty tired aren’t you?” And she’s pouting “yeah just wanna sleeep” her lower lip trembling he holds its with his thumb and index finger pulling her closer to kiss her and she just melts into him he whispers “just waiting for the check pretty girl don’t cry on me” and his dimples are showing and she just kisses his cheek whispering a sad okay

Omg this is SOOOOOOOO🥺🥺🥺🥺 bc ur so right🥺 like if they’re out for dinner or hanging out w friends like in the sleepy blurb aster y/n is def all “No no I’m not tired!” Even tho it’s clear she is bc she doesn’t want to be rude while they’re out or leave h to take care of her when he’s supposed to be relaxing but ofc he doesn’t care so he’s the soft cooing one telling her to just relax and it’s okay she can sleep he’ll be right here no one minds it’s okay and I can see him holding her against his chest or into his shoulder if they’re out w friends or waiting for the check for dinner to come back but I feel like the only time he’d pull her head into his lap is like when they’re at home w their friends or at Sarah and Mitch’s place or something bc I think she’d be too embarrassed to do that in public but she’s be so mushy and telling him thank u all sleepy and holding his hand to her chest and kissing his tummy when she turns to face him and just 🥺🥺🥺 and he’d just quietly play w her hair and keep her comfortable aware of how loud everything is and just 🥺

but ur so right I feel Ike Prosecco y/n could get whiny and “can we go home h? I’m tired:(“ and like it just all sounds like so much bc everything is loud and she’s tired but even when they leave they still have to drive 20 min home and then she has to change and take her makeup off and wash her face and all she wants is to go to sleep and lay down w him why did they even decide to come out tonight??? (Even tho it was fully her idea she’s just being a baby) but h is always so patient bc he knows she’s just being a little bit of a whiny baby but he loves her so it’s okay so all he does is put his arm around her and holds her close and “you’re tired sweetheart?” And she nods her head giving him the saddest little pout and yeah:( and before she can go off anymore he just kisses the corner of her mouth and I know pretty girl I know don’t be so sad okay? Couple minutes longer then you can take a nap in the car while I get us home and she just :( even tho she’s frowny she still cuddled close to him and gives him smiles and hums when he talks to her🥺

happy 2k bae <3 !!! you deserve it, pls im soooooooo in love w ur writings 😮‍💨😮‍💨 that being said can i take a place for this new event 👀👀?? i would love a scenario for “delinquent & class president” & “stuck together ” with ran 💗 yk just ran lowkey having fun of teasing the reader bc she always has a snarky remarks for him LOLOL (ong im SO sorry if this is too much of a demand 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️) again, congratulations on 2k 💞!

ran haitani // delinquent & class president // stuck together

[𖤐] aaa hi anon! thank you for the congrats and thank you for requesting!! this pairing is soo good with ran omg, i can 100% guarantee that he locked the door on purpose kjdfkhg; hope you enjoy! <3

[𖤐] this is fem!reader by the way :) also, from now on, i'll be putting the song choice at the bottom instead of the top so it doesn't mess with the formatting

masterlist || 2k masterlist

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the moment you felt a weight resting against the back of your chair, you already knew who it was that was here to bother you, letting out a sigh as you continued with checking the rest of the forms. oh, that’s right, you still had go to the library and check-

“hey miss president~ it’s after school hours, why are you still here? is it perhaps because you want to see me-”

“first of all, definitely not because of that, it’s because i have to finish organizing these documents, and second, why are you still here bothering me, haitani? take a day off; go home, beat up some thugs, i don’t care, just leave. you have no good reason to be here.” flicking through the stack of papers in your hands, you only got an amused chuckle in response, ultimately securing your doom.

for some reason, the infamous ran haitani had taken an interest in you ever since you had yelled at him for bringing down the class average, and now he wouldn’t leave you alone, always tagging along with you and talking your ear off as you tried to go about your day. you’d be lying if you said you didn’t...like him, but his presence around you was sometimes truly annoying.

at least he would buy you strawberry milk, so maybe it wasn’t that bad?

standing up suddenly from your chair, you snickered to yourself a bit when you heard ran’s ‘oof!’ as he got hit by the back of your chair, although the humor didn’t last for long when you gathered your papers and noticed him about to follow you outside the classroom.

“if you’re planning on following me to the teacher’s lounge, at least try to make an effort to keep up with me, i have things i need to do.”

“yes ma’am.”

“you’re so in...sufferable…” your words trailed off as you tried to open the sliding door, but to your horror, it wouldn’t budge. it was just stuck, right?

“what’s the hold up, prez?”

“the-the door, it won’t open.” handing the stack of papers to ran, (who stood there with a confused look on his face) you propped your foot up against the frame of the door, using both of your hands now to pull at the door to try to get it open. your efforts were to no avail though; it wasn’t moving at all.

“here, give me that, you try opening it, it’ll definitely open ‘cause you’re a lot stronger than me.”

“you want me to kick it down?”

“what- no! you idiot, just try opening it!”

“well, since you’re the one who asked, i’ll give it my best shot.” handing the papers back to you, he unnecessarily rolled up his sleeves, standing in front of the door for a moment, almost as if he was sizing it up before he tried to open it, yanking on it with a good amount of force.

“nope, ‘s not movin’.”

“try harder!! i have so many things to do; i need to get these to the teachers and then i need to finish my homework and go to cram school, and i need to study for the test tomorrow, and-and i can’t afford to be stuck in this classroom with the likes of you!”

“woahh there, chill out miss prez, i’m sure someone will notice your gone and will come for us, so just relax for a bit, alright? you’re way too uptight.”

“at least i’m not a complete laze like you are!” huffing, you slammed the papers down at the nearest desk and sat down, your forehead hitting the hard surface as you groaned. you could hear the scraping of a chair, but you didn’t really pay it any mind until you heard a familiar voice strangely close to you.

“i feel offended, i really do; is it so bad that you’re stuck here with me?” turning your head to the side, you let your cheek squish against the desk as you stared at the boy sitting next to you, a look of fake sadness on his face.

now that you were actually looking at him though, you had to admit, he was really pretty; his violet eyes, his braids, his amused smirk that he had on all the time, you could see why most of the girls in school thought he was cute.

“checking me out, huh? i see, now that-”

“no, i was trying to see if i was wrong about your brother being more attractive, i guess i was right to begin with though.” your quick reply left him a bit shocked, although his shock quickly turned into amusement as he chuckled a bit, reaching his hand out to you.

“hey, what’re you...doing…” the warmth of his fingers seeped into your skin as they brushed against your cheek, moving a piece of hair from your face and tucking it behind your ear.

“ha, you’re pretty funny sometimes; i like that, it makes you even cuter. you should let me take you out sometime.” feeling your face heat up, you just scoffed at him and turned your head to the other side, looking away from him as you tried to forget what he had just said.

“...if you want to take me out, then maybe you should get your scores up so you aren’t making me stressed about you. i also have to study, and i have cram school too, so-”

“oh? you worry about me? well that’s certainly nice to hear, and don’t worry, i won’t get in the way of your studying or your cram school.”

“whatever, i didn’t even agree yet.”

“yet?”

“shut up, ran!”

“we’re on first name basis now? i see-”

“leave me alone!”

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Diff anon but Gee getting his bottle and being tucked in, then waking up in the middle of the night with his tummy making loud noises and gurgles and he just whiiiiines until someone comes over and frees him from the crib. He thinks they’re gonna make him go to the bathroom or at least stay on the hardwood floor but they help him into the CGs bed and tuck him in between them, rubbing his back and cooing until he spits up into a bowl they’re holding out for him. He’s all sad and whiny about it but when he’s finished getting sick one of the CGs asks if he wants another bottle or to nurse for a little bit until his tummy decides how it feels 🥺 also yes to your mystery mommy suggestions, yes yes yes

YESSSSSS YES YES YES YES i looove baby gee spitting up 🥺 he’s only got a baby tummy, he’s sensitive!! also upset tummies being loud… 🥵🥵🥵 PLEASE that’s so hot his tummy is gurgling up a storm and he can feel it working and feels sick and queasy and he’s whimpering and crying bc he doesnt know how to express it!! also PLEASE talk to me abt baby gee nursing 🥺💖💞💓💗 dgmw tho him having a bottle after spitting up is just as cute 🥺 EDIT to add that a tummy deciding how it feels… SO HOT 🥵🥵🥵 tummy is in charge here!!!

also im glad you like my mystery mommy suggestions!! i love the idea of mikey/kristin/gee polycule SOOOOOOOO much fr please they’d be so good together. also ngl kristin has big mommy vibes like tell me she isnt mikeys mommy too. and i love eliza’s redemption arc so she deserves to be gee’s mommy too 🥺🤗🥰

Just read Your Night and it was soooooooo sweet 🥺🥺🥺

I adore the Client series and Pero absolutely deserves to be pampered by his sweetheart!!!!

Also for some reason the line “where is our little princesa” stuck with me and idk why. I just love daddy Pero I guess 💞

Thank you! Yes Pero is gruff and scary looking, but this man adores his daughter and loves that she’s not the least bit scared of him. HIs favorite thing is when it’s early and she up, brining her into the bed with him and she’s cooing and playing happily on his chest while you are still sleeping beside him. His little family all safe in bed with him.