At the end of the Blossom Festival, an envelope courtesy of the Wishing Tree was supposed to be dropped off at your door. The warm wish an anonymous resident had intended to gift to you was the following: "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible", only you never received the original message. Instead, you received an envelope that was torn open at the edges and clearly tampered with. Inside written in red ink on a black card is the following: "You stand a disappointment and so you shall remain, good wishes are not meant for you." :skull:
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my favourite thing my ma does whenever I watch tv downstairs is sit and watch five minute intervals with me as she’s going about her day and make commentary on whatever’s happening despite not having a clue about it
“are they dead?” “no only the boys are dead” “oh”
*cat king comes on screen* “is he bad?” “eh” “he looks bad >:(“
*reads cws* “sex???” “I promise there wasn’t any”
“so is he dead?” “no he’s an almost immortal cat creature” “…what the fuck?”
“is this about to get weird?” “probably”
*final scene with edwin and the cat king* “the fuck…”
“they need to stop swearing it’s rude” “they’re allowed to someone just died” “…oh”
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GHOT’s Satanic Pope Found DEAD Outside McDonals After Drinking Grimace Shake
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adora when canonically even faced with the idea of dealing with more than one catra:
c//a stans: omg that's the face of gay panic!!!
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Thinking thoughts about Nancy Wheeler again. About how she was the most Teenage Girl ever, gossiping with her bestie while twirling her phone cord around her fingers and kicking her legs in the air. About how she lost everything that embodied her Teenage Girl self in one night: her virginity, her best friend, her carefree smiles and giggles. How she turned into a soldier, got consumed by guilt, and could never return to the youth that she lost.
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my new ogrin sugarvault :)
might tweak her design later but here's what i've got so far. i don't know anything about her yet other than "is a wizard"
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once again I am rewriting the beginning of my webcomic
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