It is canon that everyone in the Prythian SJM universe fucking loves Elain Archeron and that fact alone has spawned an army of haters. They wanna be her so bad…. embarrassing !!! 🤭😌🩷

what murdahhh????

Jinx my beloved 😪💙✨

The feeling of not being able to use your dnd character because you’re not in a campaign is a sadness that can’t be described

Thoughts on Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice:

Okay, I see people write fanfics where diamond is an abusive partner and treats Juno bad or anything among those lines, HOWEVER, and I will not repeat this Diamond is not a bad person.

She’s actually a really good person and was even the one to give their relationship another chance.

Let’s go over the facts: Juno couldn’t find evidence to support his claim that Diamond’s mom was Ms. Shot (however you spell it), Diamond WANTED and DID help how she could. Juno lost his only witness and was left with one letter that wasn’t good enough evidence. Behind everyone’s backs HE tampered with it so he could get Diamond’s mom arrested. Diamond was upset because of how it could effect her future career which is INCREDIBLY fair and is NOT selfish of her. She even said: “In a galaxy so huge, with so many people that hardly any one person means anything, why shouldn't I want to be remarkable? I don't think that's wrong.” SHE was even the one who offered to talk it out. And you know Juno’s reaction to that was: “If only I loved her the right way.”

Here’s however what he said: “Only way I'm coming in there is if I get to talk with your mother.”

“Juno. Do you really still think that's the right thing to do?”

“I don't know. But I know I can't do anything else.”

Metal 😈🤘🔥

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

emma roberts gotta sloan video noooooooooooooooo

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

STOP! being mean to hazel callahan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avanne Dana: Hero of Neverwinter

hey. what if she isn't doomed by the narrative . what if she is doomed by herself

someone told me ‘cringe is dead have your fun’ on my last homestuck post (which was somehow my first homestuck post on this site) and it a little bit changed my perspective so ty :,)

have some morning beta kids!!

In Knives Out Blanc wanted to do the murder mystery investigation with Marta so bad, but she was certain she was guilty so she spent a good amount of the movie avoiding/hiding stuff from him

Meanwhile in Glass Onion Helen was fucking carrying the investigation, even while accidentally getting drunk, and even went to investigation lengths Blanc was hesitant to do

Pampoldine acts genuinely offended when you don't let her kiss your cheek for a selfie. She's like, way to ruin my brand.

Fuck fuck everything for fuck damned pissing hell's sake one of my students has used ChatGPT

I wish to commit an act that will in future be referred to by its date