husbands confirmed

jan "there is an ongoing conspiracy theory" peteh everyone

source: x

I shared this on my Twitter, but I am curious about BSD Tumblr! ✨

Share your fav. BSD playlist or videos with me!!! I’ll go first :)

men when they get near ryan guzman: *hands shaking taking a camera out of their pocket pointing the lens at him about to take a historic photo that will change the world*

the number of life-changing photos Gentry and Oliver must have of him on their phones/USBs has me WEAK.

don’t you hate it when your finally getting some bit of happiness and then you remember how tragic the death of one of your comfort characters is?

me too

‘Mysteries are being uncovered on stage’ what mysteries? What were you two talking about to prompt that? What are you two doing? PLEASE

“you’re a slut”

omg thank you! no one ever believes me.

ok, but what photos has taken Dan

Six (Or Sex, Whatever) Sentence Sunday.

Yeah, I’ve never actually stuck to six sentences so I don’t know who I’m fooling, but here’s a tidbit from the next chapter of The Auction:

Never in her life had Rowan’s posture been so perfect, finishing-school level, standing with her shoulders back and head high to keep the flimsy straps of the jade green camisole from slipping off. It was bad enough that the delicate drape of the silk was barely covering her breasts, but it got worse when she remembered they’d forced her to put on a matching pair of undies that pretty much showcased her bare ass.

“And now, Number Fourteen, let your hair down?”

While her fingers were numbly removing the pins from her artfully messy chignon, she was trying to remember... The Old Americas had something… where the girls walked around in bathing suits and did strange things like spinning a piece of metal or singing bad songs. Or singing badly. Something like that. The winner got a crown. Were these rich, old weirdos trying to recreate that? Did she get a crown in the end?

No, her spiteful inner voice reminded her, you get a ring that shackles you to one of these assholes.

“Do a little twirl, dear.”

Shifting to the balls of her feet, Rowan did, feeling lower at that moment than she had during all the humiliating and dehumanizing examinations, poking and prodding, squeezed into expensive underwear and flimsy dresses- just to take it all back off and spin like some White Trash Cinderella. She knew what these heartless, rich fucks were thinking, they were laughing at her and-

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Who is putting joe keery in those tight ass jeans like my god leave all that junk for the house holy smokes!!!

This is also an open invitation to send some pics under this post 😗

I see you avoiding bald Pk.. (/j)

oh yeah? why don’t YOU draw it anon

no but fr send me song recommendations plsss

i don’t care about what genre

i am convinced you are the original spanky. i bet you send that ask yourself so you had something funny to post and tbh yes it was. angels spanky ask is someone else who just tried to copy you but you cant come out and day the second spanky wasnt you becau that would force you to confess you are sendint yourself anon asks and pretending to interact with them.

Anon you're writing very detailed fanfiction about me. One would say passionate. Do you want to kiss me, is that it? Do you want to kiss me anon? It's okay if you do, but I can't be who you want me to be. You can't keep living with the dreams of a version of me that doesn't exist.

show + tell where I introduce you to all my stuffies while you imagine me humping them to dirty thoughts of you.

anyone out there thinking rob & benny blanco have a little Thing going on or is it just me

Fuck your zodiac sign. Which Breath of The Wild NPC would you fuck?

new set just makes me wanna talk about my brand new avi he's just a little funky dude maybe i'll talk about him to myself in my profile comments

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