Tumgik
#seb x farmer
timespaceandfilm · 1 month
Text
Reinventing the Wheel - Ch 25: Sahara Love
Author: timespaceandfilm
Fic Rating: E - this fic has some NSFW content in other chapters, 18+ only
Chapter Rating: E - there be smut, but not in the blurb
Pairings: Sebastian x Female Farmer
Chapter Word Count: 16 k
Notes: This chapter’s title is inspired by this song: https://open.spotify.com/track/6KjTXwntv8paBCL3El9TnV?si=c72bbdc35e4a4382
(Above & Beyond, Zoe Johnston, Seven Lions. "Sahara Love - Seven Lions Remix")
Chapter Warnings: Some mild homophobia (from another villager, not Seb or Charlie), Spice is back on the menu!
Chapter Summary: Seb busts his ass to make things right. Charlie has an interesting experience at the Dance of the Moonlight Jellies. Seb takes Charlie on a ride. Charlie finally figures out how to describe that warm feeling in her chest and that way that Seb always looks at her.
Blurb:
Seb climbs off first, totally steady on his feet as if we haven’t been hurtling down open roads for the last half hour. He holds out a gloved hand to help me dismount.
“How was the ride?” He takes both our helmets and places them on the handlebars.
I take a few shaky steps to try and walk off the adrenaline a bit. “A little scary at first, but kind of fun once I got used to it,” I admit. “Where are we?”
Seb takes a deep breath and exhales slowly. “This is my secret spot. Check it out.” He takes my hand and guides me closer to the cliff edge.
My breath leaves me for a moment as the land below comes into view on the horizon. There before us, looking like a chunk of an alien planet, is a skyline I know all too well.
“Zuzu,” I whisper.
Seb nods. “I come here when I want to get away from everything. When I need to just be on my own and think.”
The toxic bots are doing their damnedest to extrapolate on that statement.
He wants to get away from everything.
Everyone does sometimes.
The crinkle of plastic pulls my attention back to Seb. He pops a piece of his gum in his mouth and looks at me warily.
“So what do you think?”
I take a deep breath. “I dunno. It’s strange seeing it from this distance. Like I’m looking at what my life could’ve been if things had gone differently. It’s sad in a way.”
When I look at Seb again he’s got that unidentifiable look in his eyes again. His cheeks are back to rosy as he smiles softly.
“Y’know it’s funny. That’s exactly how I feel. Strangely sad…”
A few toxic bots murmur at this.
“But also strangely happy too. As much as the city used to draw me in, I find I’m much happier living in the Valley now.”
Another chunk of that mental wall falls away at those words. There’s just one piece left.
Read the Full Chapter on AO3
8 notes · View notes
fishnchip3011 · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
these 2 are all i draw nowadays sorry fellas. its not my fault theyre my guilty pleasure sapfest ship
218 notes · View notes
itscorsaire · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Farmer (me) x Sebastian coloured sketch from class
Tumblr media
303 notes · View notes
monabee-draws · 1 year
Text
Sebastian's 10-heart event expanded👀
Tumblr media Tumblr media
One day they'll get it right😭
Bonus:
Tumblr media
Thanks Robin🥲
765 notes · View notes
chrisdrysdale · 2 years
Text
Honey love
farmer!bucky x farmer!fem!reader. (part of the “Farmland sweetness AU)
Summary: He always had his eye you, out feeding your animals, picking fruit and flowers, checking up on the honey bees but he's always been to scared to make a move, until now
18+ only <3
warnings: tooth rotting floof, flirting, shy bucky and reader, slow fluffy sex, cuddles, lots of kisses.
a/n: might turn this into an AU so maybe send drabble asks about the story?
word count: 2.2k
dividers by: @danowh0re
Tumblr media
He was perfect, you were perfect. It was meant to be You don’t really know how all of this happened. One day you’re in the big city, good job, good relationship.. The next day, you’re moving out, fired and single. You decided to move out to the countryside, you need a detox from the big city. You settled into a small farm, other farms surrounding you. 
When you got settled you had no animals on the farm, just some old beehives from the previous owner and cat who came with the house called, Mittens. You were happy, but you wanted a purpose on your land. You ordered some cows, sheeps and chicken and fixed up the beehives and now you had a purpose. The catch is, you didn’t know anything about farming.You decided this would be a good time to introduce yourself to your neighbours. On your left hand side you had, Steve. He was tall, blonde and very strong. He showed you the right food to buy for your cattle and how to shear the sheep in the summer and where to sell it to. Two doors down from you was Tony, he was the techy one, he showed you which tractors and ploughs to invest in. On your right you had Ari, he didn’t really show you anything, he was too busy checking you out and just told you if you needed any heavy lifting to come to him. Wanda and Nat lived next to Ari, they showed you their beehives and how to care for them. Jake was the last on the street, he gave you some started seeds for berries and flowers which you were very thankful Then there was Bucky, he lived a few doors down from Steve. He had farmland and lots of experience. You knocked on his door and your breath was taken away when he opened the door. He was gorgeous, tall, muscular, dark brown hair and a scruffy face. He was perfect. You gave him a sheepish smile before speaking. “Hi, I’m y/n, I moved in a few weeks ago and I’m jus’ setting up my land now and I was wondering if you had any tips or tricks”. He smiled softly at you and opened his door wider. “Why don’t you come in, honey. I got a book of buyers and sellers that can help you”. You blushed and took his offer, stepping in and the smell of vanilla and oak overcame you. “I’m Bucky, by the way”. He led you into the kitchen and stuck on the kettle and began rummaging around looking for the book. “I assume you met everyon- oh please tell me you haven’t talked to Ari?” You giggled softly and he groaned. “God he tries to get his hand on every woman who come onto the street, you should have seen how disappointed he was when he found out Wanda and Nat were lesbians” You laughed softly and he smiled at you. “You have a beautiful laugh” 
You blushed hard and he handed you the book, filled to the brim with leaflets and cards. “Woah, thank you Bucky” “You’re welcome, honey. Would you like some tea?” You smiled and nodded as you began flicking through the book, but got a little shocked when a white fluffy cat jumped up on the table. The cat purred and nudged his head under your hand, you gently rubbed him and smiled when Bucky turned back. “I see you’ve met Alpine” “Aw! That’s such a cute name.” You kept petting him as Bucky handed you your tea and soon enough Alpine nestled down on the chair beside you. “So tell me about yourself, y/n. What's a gorgeous girl doing out here on a farm all alone”. You blushed at his slight compliment and told him the whole story of how and why you moved out leaving him in awe. “That’s quite the life story, honey”. You nodded and finished your tea. “Don’t I know it” You looked over at the clock and then out the window to where the sun was setting. You closed over the book and looked at Bucky. “I should probably get going now, I have a lot of animals to feed now” You both chuckled and you gave the book back to Bucky but he refused. “Keep it, honey. You need it more than I do”. You smiled and gave him a quick hug before leaving. 
Tumblr media
The next few months were amazing for you. Flowers and plants began blossoming up all over your land, all your animals were healthy and producing well and you were getting close with all your neighbours. You and Steve would constantly bake on the weekends and you, Wanda and Natasha would all package up honey to sell. But you also grew closer to Bucky, you could sense that something was there. You just didn’t know what. You would constantly have tea at his house, sometimes bringing whatever baked goods you and Steve made that weekend and him teaching you the tricks of the trade. But then it all kinda stopped. Bucky stopped inviting you over and slowly started to stop coming out onto the road. You vented your heart out to the girls about how you were feeling and they felt awful for you, but there wasn’t much they could do, there wasn’t much anyone could do. So you gave up. You realised he must not feel the same and that nothing was going to happen. But that’s not what was happening. Bucky wanted you so bad that he had to distance himself from you, too worried to upset you, or make you uncomfortable that he literally had to take himself away from you. You were out the next day, scraping up some honey from your beehives as mittens flops and rolls around the grass beside you. You spotted someone walking up the lane and soon realised it was Bucky. You quickly dropped your scraper and began taking off your bee suit and running over to him. You opened your gate and ran down to him. “Bucky! Hey Bucky!” He turned and gave you a nervous smile. “H-hey, honey” You gave him a big hug and gently rocked side to side. “I’ve missed you so much! Where have you been?” “Jus’ been a bit down, lovely”. You frowned at his words. “Well why don’t you come over for a picnic later”. Bucky smiled softly and nodded, making you squeal with excitement. “How about four? Oh! And bring Alpine too, he can play with mittens. You smiled and let Bucky start walking again. “See you later!!”. You ran back to your house and instantly began preparing. You made your best sandwiches and picked your best strawberries, and got the best bottle of champagne from Wanda and Natahsa and packed up some of the cookies you and Steve made this weekend. You showered and got changed quickly, putting on a small sundress covered in little flowers. You went down to your field with your basket and blanket in one hand and mittens in the other. You laid it down and placed mittens on it before setting up the platter of food and laying little flowers on it. You sat down once you saw Bucky walking up the lane. He walked in your gate, Alpine trotting along behind him, you waved at him and he waved back. You stood up and hugged him as he got the blanket. “Hi Bucky” “Hi Honey” you both smiled and sat at the blanket and you showed Bucky. “I made ham and cheese sandwiches, picked and washed some strawberries from my greenhouse, those are cookies me and Steve last weekend and I stole some champagne from Wanda and Nat.” Bucky smiled widely at you. “Wow y/n, this all looks amazing.. You really didn't have to do all this for me”
“But I wanted to, you said you were feeling down, plus you helped me so I help you”. He smiled at you with so much love in his eyes and looked at the food. “Can I try one of your sandwiches?” You nodded and handed him one and you both began to eat. As you both ate you talked over how life has been and how you both were. By the end of the picnic, your head was resting on Buck’s shoulder and both the cats were snuggled up together. He gently stroked your arm and inhaled the scent of your hair as you watched the sunset. “I missed this honey, I missed us”. You sat up and looked at him, gently stroking his face. “I missed it too..  I got really worried about you. Why were you down Buck?” He sighed and rubbed his forehead. “I can’t tell you sweetheart” You pouted and moved your hand to his chin. “Yes you can..” Once he heard that, he gently moved his face closer to yours and kissed you softly, taking you by surprise but you kissed him back. The kiss slowly became more and more passionate as Bucky brought his hands to the side of your face and mumbled out. “That’s why I’ve been down.. Couldn't have you”. He kissed you more and you crawled into his lap. “I want you too Bucky”. You moaned out into the kiss making him pull away. “You sure?”
“Positive.” Bucky quickly scoops up you and two cats before running back to your house. He dropped the two cats off at the door and brought you upstairs as he kissed you more. He kicked open your bedroom door and laid you on the bed, groaning at the sight of your perked nipples through your dress. He pulled off his flannel and his vest before kneeling between you and kissing down the outside of your dress. “Fuck, you’re gorgoeus, honey”. He kept going down before laying flat on his stomach and flipping your dress up and tugging down your pretty white panties revealing your dripping core. Bucky licked a stripe up your pussy and groaned. “Yup.. sweet like honey” Bucky ate you out like a starved man as you fisted his hair up in your hand and rocked your hips into his face before coming all over it. You panted as he kissed back up to your lips. You swirled your tongue around his mouth, your taste still lingering as your hand went down into his jeans. You began to gently stroke him, making him groan into your mouth but suddenly he pulled your hand out. “That’s for another day, baby. I need to be inside you”. You moaned at his words and pulled off your dress and bra as he undid his boxers. But then looked at you with a frown. “Condom?” but you winked back “pill” 
He pushed in softly but fast, making you scream in pleasure as he bottomed out. “That’s it baby, take my cock”. You moaned and arched your back as he began to slam into you, holding your waist. “Fuckin’ dreamed of this honey”. He laid on you, holding your face as he kissed and fucked you. You tugged on his hair, wrapping your legs around his waist  and digging your heels into his lower back. Bucky groaned and sucked a small hickey. “Taking me so well, baby, I’m all in there”. You moaned louder and louder as you clenched around him. “Oh fuck honey! You close already?” You moaned and your cheeks went flushed red. “Sorry” “No No please don’t apologise, I’m close too”. He panted into your ear, rocking his hips fast as you kissed him again. He moaned into your mouth. “Cum for me baby” You moaned loudly and clenched hard around him, causing his own orgasm to wash over him. You both froze, staring at each other as your highs slowly faded. You brought your hand up and stroked your thumb over his flushed cheek before he kissed you softly. Bucky pulled out slowly and quickly ran to your bathroom and grabbed a towel before coming back and wiping you both down. He tossed the clothes onto the floor and helped you under the covers, holding you close. “Get some rest, honey. You need it” you nodded and smiled before quickly falling asleep, Bucky following soon after.
Tumblr media
You wake up the next morning to the smell of pancakes floating through the house. You quickly grabbed Bucky’s flannel and put it on, running down stairs and hugging Bucky’s waist. He chuckled softly and hugged your arms. “Hi Bucky” 
“Hi y/n, how’d you sleep beautiful?”
“So well” you replied back as you went over to the two cats, curled up on the couch. You went back over to Bucky and looked at him before speaking. “What happened last night, I ho-”. Bucky cut you off with a kiss and chuckled softly. “No it wasn’t just a one time thing.. I want this with you honey… I want it all”. You kissed his cheek. “Good.. Cause i want it all too” 
Bucky smiled at you and dished up the pancakes. “C’mon love, lets go have this on the deck, maybe Ari will come out and believe me you don’t wanna miss his reaction when he realises he can’t have you either!” 
Fin! <3 
Tumblr media
A/N 2: reblogs, comments and likes are all appreciated!! 
tags: @navybrat817 @christywantspizza @buckyalpine iloveprettyboysblog @ethreal-love @nailedbymandy @captainsimagines @buckybarnesandmarvel l @rogersandlightwood @sparkledfirecracker @barneswinterraven @hansensgirl @blades-and-heartbreak @runa-falls l @bubblessunshinehoney @buchanansbaby
520 notes · View notes
ryllen · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
cute audience combination i saw recently, what r the ones u’ve been seeing?
Tumblr media
946 notes · View notes
micahzdort · 30 days
Text
What if Stardew Valley au where Stardew is also a corp and they have beef with Joja corp. What if everyone had a job at Stardew corp. What if it was just like The Office.
16 notes · View notes
grave-z-draws · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Drunk Sebastian + my OC because it was a two person pose lol
16 notes · View notes
artbycats · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
Seb with my original farmer Ella
61 notes · View notes
timespaceandfilm · 2 months
Text
Reinventing the Wheel - Ch 10: Push
Author: timespaceandfilm
Fic Rating: E - this fic gets NSFW in later chapters, 18+ only
Chapter Rating: M
Pairing: Sebastian x Female Farmer
Chapter Word Count: 2k
Chapter Warnings: None
Chapter Summary: Charlie and Seb talk about it.
Blurb:
Monday morning I'm on my way to the mines when I notice Robin's garage door is open. Propped up just outside the door is a motorcycle. A pair of long, skinny legs clad in black denim rest on the ground. I allow my eyes to wander up to the exposed skin where Seb's shirt has ridden up. 
Fangirl bot’s interest is piqued as I take in the bony hips, the toned stomach, and the faint trail of dark hair that disappears under his waistband. I also spot the beginnings of another tattoo on his left hip bone. Just when I thought he couldn't get any hotter. 
“Hey,” I call as I stop a few feet away, wagon in tow.
Seb slides out from under the bike and I realize he's on one of those rolly things.
“Oh hey.” His smile has fangirl bot readying her camera, as does the smudge of engine residue on his nose.
“Sick ride.”
“Thanks.” Seb tugs on an earring. “Yeah I guess I haven't shown it to you yet.”
He slides back under, picking up a socket wrench from the ground.
“I like to make the long ride out of Stardew Valley some evenings.”
Fangirl bot sets her camera down.
“Blazing along the open road toward the faint city glow… there's nothing like it.” Seb's voice is quiet, like he knows what he's saying is making me feel some type of way. “Some days I wanna just head out on my own, to the city and beyond. Just me and my bike.”
Fangirl bot begins to short circuit. It's your own fault for getting your hopes up.
Read the Full Chapter on AO3
7 notes · View notes
fishnchip3011 · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
thanks for 200 follows!!! here's a silly comic to celebrate %)
207 notes · View notes
megmischief · 1 year
Text
Sebastian x AFAB Reader - 'Ashes' Part Three
M RATED - Mature Themes & Angst 😇🙏
Tumblr media
"Ah! Farmer!! You're finally awake!!" Harvey beamed down at you with a warm smile.
You were confused as to how you even got to the clinic, let alone why. "Huh? Uh...Yeah..."
Harvey sits on your bedside after checking your vitals to ensure he can release you after the two days you had spent at the clinic recovering. "So... you're looking a lot better than when you got here." He chuckled to himself.
You peered up at him, eyes half-lidded. "What even happened, Harv'?" As you peer down at your arm you see an IV drip with fluids attached.
"Robin and Demetrius brought you here. You were...in a pretty bad way... Unfortunately, while mining, you were struck by a Shadow Shaman..." Harvey began playing with his thumbs, obviously not wanting to tell you the rest of the story.
Your eyes widen as you realise the seriousness of the situation you have put yourself in. "O-Oh...I'm so sorry to trouble you, Harvey... Feel free to charge it to my account as soon as you can."
"That's not all, love..." The nervousness was evident in his voice; as though he was about to read you your last rights. "You're pregnant..."
You can't help but jolt up in your bed, eyes wide, as the shock strikes you like electricity coursing through your veins. "What?! Harvey. Please tell me you're lying. I'm on contraception! How am I going to handle the farm like this?!"
"Hey, hey... Calm down." Harvey takes your hands in his, looking into your eyes. "You're not on your own for a start. Remember that. You have a community of people who love and care for you. And...as for the contraceptives, they aren't always full proof, and little surprises do happen. You're approaching the seven week mark, by my estimation, so you still have options."
You look down feeling the weight of the world on your shoulders. "I'm not getting rid of it..." The tears begin falling down your cheeks like the rain that poured down on your first date with Sebastian. "It's the last thing I have left of him..." You feel a lump in your throat as you place a hand on your stomach.
Harvey, looking ever more concerned, gently squeezes your hand. "Then we know the road we're taking, and we can come up with a plan for a safe pregnancy and delivery. Um...also... I was wondering... if you dont mind me asking, who is the father, love?"
Your tears come to a sudden halt as you realise the predicament you had put yourself in. "Seb...hes the only person I've ever slept with..." You managed to croak out, pain striking you like a dagger.
"I would tell him as soon as you can... He also has a right to know. Unfortunately...Robin and Demetrius already had an idea that it would be Sebastian. I will smooth things over in that department, though, so don't worry yourself about that." Harvey begins to gently remove the drip and places the equipment to the side before returning to your bedside.
Looking defeated, you look up at Harvey, clearly pained. "Harv, how am I going to do that when he's blocked my number...? He clearly wants nothing to do with me anymore... He's got a new life and has moved on. Surely telling him will confuse him and ruin things out there for him..."
Harvey reaches into his pocket, handing you a scrap of paper with an address on it. "Now, don't tell him I told you, what with patient confidentiality and all that... but this is Sebastian's new address. I managed to get it when I sent over his medical records to the new clinic in the city. And we both know Sebastian isn't like that. He may be reclusive, but maybe this is what you both need. A fresh start for you both, if you will."
"Hmm...maybe..." You manage to pull a weak smile in Harvey's direction.
"Anyway, other than the pregnancy, your fever has cleared, and you're ready for discharge. Seriously though, if you need anything, love, you know where to come. I am only a call away." Harvey smiles softly at you, rubbing your arm as you pull yourself out of bed.
"Thank you, Harvey...for everything." Pulling Harvey into a warm embrace, you whisper. "I guess I'd better go find Seb then..."
Hugging you back tightly, Harvey replies. "Good luck, love. I know you can do this."
You wave to Harvey as you leave the clinic and begin to make your way back to the farm. You felt an overflow of emotions as the news of the pregnancy still hadn't fully managed to sink in. You knew deep down though you had to visit Sebastian, though. You had to tell him. You grab the slip of paper from your pocket, holding it closely to your chest. You would set off tomorrow and tell him. Even if he didn't want to be involved in this new chapter, at least you'd have your answer.
29 notes · View notes
monabee-draws · 1 year
Text
"Being around people makes me feel anxious."
Tumblr media
"I don't feel that way around you though."
377 notes · View notes
flintfeatherrr · 7 months
Text
Sebastian StardewValley is my nonbinary bisexual short king husband and I love him so so much
0 notes
starance · 1 year
Note
The brain hitting us strong, so could you do something w/ dad!Sebastian (Stardew)? 👉👈 (also hi Cam! :])
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
( THE STARS HAVE HEARD YOUR WISH.)
ミ☆ “The memories we make with our family are everything.”
⤷ PAIRING SDV - Dad!Sebastian x gn!reader
⤷ WORD COUNT 712
⤷ TAGS FLUFF, Domestic fluff ofc, small mention of drugs but it's a one time thing-
⤷ NOTES OMG HI ANON!! :D I CAN ABSOLUTELY DO THAT FOR YOU! <3 also, you didn't specify gender so I went with gender-neutral hope you don't mind!
Tumblr media
Okay, so Seb as a dad is like- the fluffiest man in existence second to Alex-
This man will sob over every small achievement your little angel makes but he wouldn't dare let you see (sam will watch this man breakdown in joy over the kid's first steps-)
He will happily support anything his kid wishes to do no matter what!
They wanna do Ballet? Go for it!
Soccer? Absolutely!
Do drugs? Oh- uh don't do that-
And he is so gentle with the kid as well, his patience knows no bounds after dealing with the step-father I refuse to name.
He wants to be a better father and overall parent than his own and will take his time helping them grow into a wonderful person.
He is also very sweet with teaching the kids and honestly seeing this man interact with even one child makes you want a bajillion more no matter how messy they are
Tumblr media
"There we go sweetie, make sure to clean it up alright?" Your heart aches as you watch him softly wipe the paint off of your child's face-- that they somehow managed to get tangled into Sebastian's hair as well.
"That's a good look on you Sebby." you taunt playfully as the little rascal he was cleaning runs from his arms screaming cheerfully at their escape.
A soft sigh escapes his lips as he watched them roll around in the paint more. They were definitely going to need a bath tonight. You laugh and press a kiss to his cheek before heading out to check on the farm.
Tumblr media
AAAAAAAAAAAA SEB FLUFF IS THE BEST OMG-
He will make sure that both he and the little rascal help light your load working on the farm as well, with the kid petting all of the animals and Seb helping to collect a few items you need to be shipped in time.
Overall all the help and domesticity is too much for all of our hearts.
Tumblr media
142 notes · View notes
astonmartinii · 9 months
Text
loving on a sunday | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x reader
y/n and lando, the grid and an honest attempt at a sunday roast
masterlist if you want to leave a tip x
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 601,239 others
yourusername: warning !! do not own a nice country house and farm because you will get lumped with the annual post season grid dinner, SEB PLEASE COME BACK I CAN"T TAKE THIS RESPONSIBILITY @landonorris what are you going to do when they find out you can't cook?
view all comments
user1: learning that lando can't cook is the least surprising thing in the entire world
user2: i'm sorry post season grid dinner? brb just going to cry my eyes out why haven't we heard of this before
user3: for my mental health i need photographic evidence asap
landonorris: way to bait me out in front of the whole world, thanks babe
yourusername: i'm sorry but if this crashes and burns i need people to know that it was your fault (because it defo would be)
landonorris: where is the faith? you back me to win every race but won't back me to make some roast potatoes :(
yourusername: babe when i was sick you burnt the soup so bad we had to throw the pan out
landonorris: I TRIED I WAS STRESSED YOU WERE SICK
yourusername: awwww babe, but it was le crueset and literally cost more than my life
sebastianvettel: it's been an honour to host it but i know you and lando will do great, send me all the photos !
yourusername: thank you seb, please come visit the farm at some point xx
landonorris: see i knew seb would have faith in me thanks mate
user4: lando's gf being a farm girl makes so much sense but also no sense what so ever
yourusername: tis the south west babe it's either banksy or farmers and nothing in between
Tumblr media
landonorris
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by maxfewtrell, yourusername and 1,023,677 others
tagged: yourusername
landonorris: should be peeling potatoes right now she's too pretty
view all comments
user10: oh to be a kitty cat being cuddled by y/n
yourusername: you're such a smooth talker babe but those potatoes won't peel themselves
landonorris: my years of being teammates with carlos has come in clutch
yourusername: you still suck at flirting i just love you so i still swoon, any other person would probably laugh in your face
landonorris: gonna ignore the insult and focus on the fact that you love me
user11: i swear every time i see y/n she's with another animal i've never seen before
yourusername: my farm is a safe haven for any animal, if they find themselves there they'll leave with a full tummy and a good load of cuddles
maxverstappen1: if lando is on potato duty does this mean we won't get them? they're my favourite part of a roast y/n PLEASE STEP IN
landonorris: oh wow i see how it is
maxverstappen1: i'm dutch i'm so serious about my potatoes
landonorris: i also don't fuck around about roast potatoes HAVE FAITH
user12: can we start a petition for lando to stream this? like at least the cooking portion
yourusername: watching my nervous breakdown live would not be ethical
landonorris: it's true she threw a carrot at my head the first time she cooked for my family
Tumblr media
oscarpiastri
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris, estebanocon and 590,455 others
tagged: yourusername, landonorris
oscarpiastri: officially a farm boy for the week (also known as third wheeling for seven days)
view all comments
user15: omg oscar went early? my mclaren heart is so full
yourusername: so so happy to have you here osc!! though you're not any more trustworthy in the kitchen
oscarpiastri: i'd defend myself but we've all seen me fail to boil an egg
yourusername: you tried your best !! but you've mastered the english tea which is a massive asset
oscarpiastri: i think i'd lose my seat if i couldn't make a cup of tea
user16: obsessed with y/n dragging everyone for being menaces in the kitchen
user17: love how oscar was like: post lando? no. post ducks? yes.
landonorris: mate you asked to come early don't complain about third wheeling now
oscarpiastri: i know i asked to come early but if y'all could lay off the soft porn for two seconds would be appreciated
landonorris: don't pretend you don't enjoy it mate ;)
yourusername: lando don't be mean :(
landonorris: i'm sorry oscar, i'm sure you don't enjoy watching us be happy
oscarpiastri: thanks i guess?
charles_leclerc
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, landonorris and 1,034,560 others
charles_leclerc: sad to announce i've been banned from the kitchen:( even banned from making drinks as well
view all comments
user18: this is defo the banning i agree with, we all saw the vlog with the pesto pasta
user19: tbf i've come to the conclusion the one person y/n would let into the kitchen is seb
yourusername: you're not wrong
user20: i need a chick in my dungarees right now
yourusername: why are you complaining about a free pass to sit on the couch and have someone else cook for you?
charles_leclerc: well when you put it like that ....
landonorris: let me revoke all of my previous complaints
yourusername: you know i like to treat you baby
charles_leclerc: why thank you y/n but that's an inappropriate thing to say while in a relationship
yourusername: it was in reply to lando's comment charles 😭
landonorris: guy forgot he could read for a second
charles_leclerc: MY BAD
user21: i know charles didn't come to a farm in all white
yourusername: i regret to inform you he did (it's all designer as well)
Tumblr media
yourusername
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris and 702,340 others
tagged: landonorris
yourusername: sunday roasts are my love language, so happy to host the grid dinner with the love of my life
view all comments
user23: at first i thought she was being a bit too serious about this but that roast looks like it BANGS
user24: legit i need one asap
georgerussell63: carmen wants the recipe please and thank you
yourusername: bring her to the farm next time we're free and i'll teach her in person
carmenmundt: thank you darling
yourusername: anything for you
landonorris: ummm what about the guy you called the love of your life in the caption?
yourusername: i love you but i've tried to teach you to cook way too many times
user25: i'm sorry lando is so sexy
user26: forget lando, every pic i've seen of this house is the sexiest thing in the world
carlossainz55: thank you for hosting y/n and lando!! i had a great time see you on new years
yourusername: no worries chilli
maxverstappen1: the roast was the best thing i've ever eaten, i'll only dock points because i had to top and tail with daniel
yourusername: i didn't see you complain when i walked in on you guys cuddling
danielricciardo: you told me you loved it :(
maxverstappen1: i did !!! i enjoyed all of it, especially the roast though
landonorris: second to a roast @danielricciardo that's tough
landonorris
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by alexalbon, yourusername and 1,208,943 others
tagged: yourusername
landonorris: so honoured to host the grid dinner and take over from such an inspiration in seb!! but mostly thanks to y/n for hosting at her farm and putting together an amazing dinner and weekend - also thanks for not killing the grid, i defo would have
view all comments
user27: i would've given a kidney to be there for real
lewishamilton: thank you for having us and for the sick nut roast
yourusername: we love you and roscoe !! and vegans are always welcome on my farm
user28: ROSCOE WENT?
yukitsunoda0511: thank you y/n i no longer think that english food is an abomination
yourusername: wow thank you yuki, i knew it would be hard when your only exposure was ... milton keynes
landonorris: wow my girlfriend is a miracle worker, and you're welcome yuki san we loved having you
user29: watching lando go from rookie to hosting the grid dinner, i'm soft
oscarpiastri: i love it here i'm sorry you're not getting rid of me
yourusername: no worries osc, you can stay as long as you want
landonorris: no complaining about third wheeling though, you're basically our child now
user30: experienced racer and rookie teammate friendships are so special to ME
danielricciardo: glad i managed to get my seat back just for this roast tbf
landonorris: not cause you missed me?
danielricciardo: eh i guess so
yourusername: just let me know when you're in england and you can come over for another
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes