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can't take my eyes off you
pairing. kuroo tetsurou x gn!reader
genre. fluff
wc. 1236........
warnings. HIGHLY self indulgent as usual, basically self ship coded but hopefully still entertaining and relatable, reader has confidence/self worth issues, sappy af, almost certainly has grammar mistakes
a/n. based on me hating being photographed irl. also why is writing so fun but so scary. TENSES ARE SO HARD
“tetsurou. if you take one more goddamn picture of me, i swear i’ll—"
the sound of his phone camera capturing a picture cuts you off mid sentence, followed immediately by your huff of frustration.
"you'll what, hmm? you don't scare me."
he flashed you a big cheesy grin, all the while still pointing the camera at you. you scowl at him, ready to risk it all and attempt a lunge at his phone in order to stop this madness.
you hated having your picture taken and he knew it, but for some reason he chose to ignore that fact, as if possessed by the need to piss you off. he could be really good at that when he wanted to be.
as soon as you initiated your plan of attack, your hand getting tantalizingly close to the offending device, he pulled it just out of reach. hopelessly, you flopped back onto the bed, groaning in frustration.
“why do you hate me."
“now now. would my camera roll be full of someone i hate?"
“if you were planning to kill me, yea. besides, i dont think having hideous pictures of me is exactly helping your argument.”
he just rolled his eyes in response.
you heard the shutter sound once more while your defenses were down. the last straw.
before he had time to react, you grabbed the nearest blanket and covered your head with it, holding on tightly so that he couldn't expose you to humiliation all over again. you probably had a better chance of ruining his plans by hiding than by trying to overpower him anyway.
“hey! get back here!"
his attempts to uncover you were met with shrieks of protest and a tightened clutch on the blanket. not to mention a few wild jabs of your limbs into the air, which if he hadn't so skillfully dodged, might have hurt just a little.
“fine. time for me to look through these and admire the fruits of my labor."
you cringed at the thought of how the pictures looked. how you looked. most of them were probably blurry anyways because of the thrashing that you were doing to escape the lense, thank god.
maybe you could persuade him to get rid of them. maybe you could sneak into his phone later and delete them yourself. maybe—
“you're beautiful, you know."
all thoughts of treachery came to a screeching halt. after sitting there with your mouth open in shock for a good few seconds, you shook your head, moving the blanket with it.
“nuh uh."
“yuh huh."
“nope."
“without doubt."
his tone of finality made you want to scream your throat sore, but instead you lay there quietly, silently disagreeing with him again.
it was relatively quiet for far too long after that, with quiet cackles drifting over from the other side of the bed being the only sound you could hear from underneath your shield. presumably brought on by pictures that were extra stupid. not to mention revolting.
your thoughts were spiralling right along with your mood now, eyes almost welling up with tears, but you stubbornly pushed them back. it seemed ridiculous to get this worked up over something that wasn't necessarily that serious. kuroo was just trying to be playful and you knew that. it was hard not to feel this way, though, especially when it came to something that was such a big insecurity.
he sighed loudly, snapping you out of your head momentarily.
“can you please come out from under there? i swear the camera's not open. i put the phone down and everything.”
“liar."
“am not! i just wanna see your pretty face with my own eyes now."
you grumbled a weak protest before relenting.
“fine. but i swear if you—"
“would you just hurry up already."
“oh my god, alright."
you slowly pulled the blanket from your face, and you could see that he was telling the truth. for now at least. he was lying there right next to you, already staring, as if straight into your soul. god, you wanted to shrivel up and disappear immediately.
“it's rude to stare, you know."
“don’t care."
you felt so awkward and exposed, and the only thought in your mind now was getting out of this conversation.
you started to try and untangle yourself from the blankets and get up out of the bed, only to feel your own arm being pulled out from under you. falling back next to kuroo, you covered your face and made a noise of frustration.
the first thing you saw after pulling your hands from your face again were those amber eyes still fixed on you, a slight grin on that smackable face.
“ummmm, hello? can I leave?"
he shrugged.
“you can do whatever you want."
you tried to sit up and leave again, only to be pulled right back down next to him a second time.
“i- what's happening right now?”
“good question. i changed my mind, you don't get to leave anymore.”
you masked your face with a deadpan expression, only because you were desperately trying to avoid giving him the satisfaction of seeing you crack a smile.
“are you serious right now?"
“as the plague."
at that, you couldn't help but snort.
“and why is it that you're trapping me here?"
“i decided that you have to lie here and listen to me tell you why you're amazing."
“yea, sure, whatever you say."
“i really can make you a list if you want. although i think it would take less time to make a list of reasons why i don't like you."
“i pick that one."
“ha! nice try. hmm, now let's see... you're endlessly stubborn. quiet and standoffish with most people.”
you raised an eyebrow. maybe this wouldn't be so difficult after all.
“though still kind to everyone who deserves it. alluring. determined. passionate even when it's hard. you care so much that it's scary sometimes. ”
you avoided eye contact. okay. at this point you were starting to feel far too exposed again.
"you try way too hard to keep people at arm's length, but if they're lucky enough to be loved by you, they're taken care of whenever, wherever. you're smart, even if you don't think it's true. stunning as well as irresistible.”
when he said that, he caressed your cheek while you basically became one with the mattress.
“and so independent that it feels like you don't need me around sometimes. but also soft and gentle and giving.”
his voice had dropped almost to a whisper when he spoke those last words. at this point, your face was nearly burning off. you were almost sure that he could feel the heat radiating from you.
“okay, okay—"
“and, oh yea, did i mention beautiful? enough to be my wallpaper."
he picked up his phone and flashed it at you, a slightly blurry picture from not twenty minutes before illuminating the screen. you could tell he was proud of himself from the smug grin stretched across his face.
“you're an ass."
“come onnnnn, you love me, admit it.“
right then, your chest swelled with affection for him, so much that it felt like you could suffocate. still, you paused just long enough for him to start acting offended, before smiling softly and speaking quietly.
“yea, i really do. thank you, tetsurou.”
thank you for reading! <3 — txmxkis
#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo tetsurou x reader#kuroo fluff#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#haikyuu fluff#hq fluff#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu drabbles#haikyuu scenarios#hq imagines#hq drabbles#hq scenarios#what up its ya boy with more self indulgent as fuck writing#i just want him to love me into loving myself yk#anyways happy valentine's day!!!#screams and runs away#[☂] — rini writes!
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Ok Here,,, take this im goign insane do you do you guys want anything
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Behold my vague rainworld apocalypse au!
first are the sibs!
Just some doodles for now but I have a basic idea of their story at the moment
au very inspired by project zomboid (you should play if you like survival games ) so less blood more trying to survive.
I’d love to answer asked about this cuz I can’t put all info in one post
lol yeah
here’s a little funny
#rw au#art#doodles#rw monk#rw survivor#And The third sibling#I call them grub#au posting#screams and runs away
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idk y’all a little too comfortable charging 10 dollars for cc
#i could buy myself a sandwich w that yknow#i feel like cc shouldn’t be more than 4 dollars#and a whole set at that#idk just me though#after all it’s…virtual clothing….for virtual people…#10 dollars…..#that costs more than a whole ass kit made by the sims creators themselves!#screams and runs away#chatter
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Ghost blobs lead someone to Danny
(There is a part 2 now)
Batman froze at the floating blob, nearly the same color of lauzus waters and glowed even brighter. It seemed to notice him and ziped over to him at an alarming speed. Batman tensed ready to strike. But the thing just hovered in front of him and humming? It sounded desperate and worried, despite sound completely inhuman. His lack of response on seemed to increase the noise it made now make odd movements in one direction.
Before he could blink suddenly he was swarmed with the things. Some started pushing at his back and face. Others grabbed at his cape and tried tugging him forward. All of them humming the same desperate tune. Against his better judgement, a feeling in his chest told him to follow. "Alright" He whispered to the odd blobs. "Lead the way." Several bolted away as he chased behind them. A few stayed with him flying next to him or tucked into his cape.
He followed them over buildings until they reached a warehouse district. He was lead to an area designated for demolition. Finally the blobs float to the ground stoping at a warehouse with a door left ajar.
When Batman pushed the doors open he saw nothing, he stood still for a moment. He nearly thought it was a trap. Before the familiar gentle push urged him on. The ones leading him before flew behind a pile of trash and just barely he could see a faint glow behind it.
When Batman walked behind the trash pile, he froze. A dozen more blobs were there all crowding around a dimly glowing child. The white haired child was curled up and seemed to be bleeding lauzrus green. Batman rushed over and grabbed the child's wrist to feel for a pulse. His heart lurched when he found one, and it lurched again when the boy moved. He whimpered and weakly tried pulling away.
He sprang into action and pulled the boy to himself. He grabbed his bandages and gently uncurled the boy to see his wounds. He froze again at the Y-shaped cut on his chest and the countless other cuts left on him. "Please- please stop." Batman snapped back to when the boy spoke. "It's alright, you're safe now." He said softly, he wrapped the boy up as best he could. "What's your name?" He asked as he gently picked the boy up.
The boy was humming like the blobs he realized, it was far weaker like a buzzing in his hands. "Danny" The boy replied, Batman nearly didn't hear him. "I'll keep you safe Danny, I promise." At that Danny seemed to relax and melt into him. Batman called the Batmobile.
The blobs followed them outside a few seemed to fly away before coming back. Like they were patrolling the area. Others were comforting Danny, rubbing up against him or humming a different sound possibly to reassure him. "What are they?" Batman asks, hoping to get some information before the boy could pass out. "Blob ghosts." He muttered.
"Ghosts?"
"It's what I am, but I'm really bad at it" Danny mumbled the last part to himself but Batman caught it. A ghost entity? It would explain the lack of a pulse and even the wounds. A ghost haunted with his own autoposy scars. Before he could ask more the bat mobile stopped in front of them.
Batman hopped inside and gently place Danny in the passenger seat, buckling him in. The blob ghosts followed tucking into the back in a quick flurry. And like that Batman set off. He called Alfred. "Alfred, prepare the medbay. I have a severely injured unknown."
"Right away"
Batman barely managed to keep the boy awake all the way to the Batcave. Batman tries to ignore Alfred's shocked face as he sees Danny and the swarm of blob ghosts that follow them. "You didn't say they were this unknown."
"Danny says that they are 'blob ghosts' and claims he is a ghost as well. But that he is bad at it some how." Batman explained as they rushed to the medbay. When Batman set the boy down a white ring of light appeared around the boy it split and passed over him. They were left with a very human looking boy who was now bleeding red, mixing in with the green.
He and Alfred shared a look of shock. Before having to push the feeling away to help the boy.
#dcxdp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#Batman is totally calling the nearest magic man he can to come help him#How Danny got there is up to interpretation#Mine is Danny managed to escape to the ghost zone being led by blob ghosts before they all get swept up in a random portal#And the blob ghost went to find help#Batman was the only one that didn't run away#And he had an aura of protection and something that felt close enough to ghost core#They were basically screaming at him to come help their boy#I'd imagine that Jason could understand them a bit better.#He'd probably get swarmed by them too
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Brought to you by a tiktok where this guy was talking abt a girl he was seeing and how every time they had sex she’d give him a little treat afterwards (like a lil candy bar)
Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs
Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think it’s cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy
You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isn’t the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing he’s doing it.
Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, “didn’t do somethin’ to upset ya did I hen?” His head tilted to the side slightly.
“What? No- what do you mean?” You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a “didn’t get my treat- ya know-“
You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before you’re off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.
Honorable mention: I’d like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog
Basically what im trying to say is doing this to Soap would have him so down bad I think
#johnny mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish#soap x reader#it’s past my bedtime#pavlov train your military bfs#edit: I wrote this and fell asleep so its no longer past my bed time#I have lots of shit like this in my drafts but I had to word vomit this one and get it out of my head and into the void of this website idk#*throws this post up and runs away screaming bc posting things makes me nervous
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HEY WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS ADD????
WHY IS IT SO BEAUTIFUL?????
SUDDENLY MORE OFFICIAL DONGHUA CONTENT??????
THANK YOU??????
LOOK AT FAFA
HE LOOKS SAD, YOU KNOW WHY???
BECAUSE HE IS
JEALOUS
BC APPARENTLY????
EATING LIME IN CHINESE MEANS
BEING JEALOUS
ALO I CAN’T TAKE THIS AMOUNT OF HUA CHENG’S MOUTH SHOTS
I AM UNWELL
AND XIE LIAN????????
LOOKING SO RADIANT????
LRKDKKDKDKJD I WOULD EAT ANYTHING FROM THOSE HANDS
WHAT IS THIS SHOT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????
ANS XIE LIAN BLUSHES AGAIN
WHAT ARE THOSE ADDS
WHY ARE THEY SO BEAUTIFUL
WHY ARE THEY GAYER THAN THE SHOW ITSELF???? HELLO??????!?!?!
THANK YOU DONGHUA?????!?!
#IF OUR WAY INTO S3 WILL BE LEAD BY THE COUNTLESS GAY ADDS#THAN YES P L E A S E#PRERTY P L E A S E???????#I STARTED LOSING MY MIND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK#I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM PEOPLE TO GUFFAW AND SCREAM AND NOT SCARE THEM#JDJDJSJDJDJHDHXHDH#THE VOICEEEESSSSSS#THE VISUALSSS#THE GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#tgcf#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#tgcf thoughts#tgcf donghua#tgcf season 2#heaven officials blessing#天官赐福#tgcf s2#tgcf official#tgcf news#tgcf adds
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Does
Does Barnaby
Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry
psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog
#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh#hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know...#i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood#and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof#legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#many thoughts about barnaby and barking#id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That'#i doubt he ever really does it...#cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it#its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command#if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me#and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk#but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever#everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??'#meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears#thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings
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Smol Eli: Dada? Can I watch Funny Man again?
Derek: Funny Man?
Stiles: Sure, kiddo. *Puts on a Friday The 13th movie*
Smol Eli: Yay! Funny Man!
Derek: Um???
Stiles: Don't freak out. I haven't turned him into a sociopath, if that's what you're worried about. He's far too innocent to be corrupted that easily.
Derek: Okay, then do you mind telling me what he finds so funny abou-?!
Smol Eli: HAHAHA! Silly lady! Not s'pose ta fall 'sleep on da stairs!
Derek :...Ah. I see.
Smol Eli: Funny Man, you're so bad at hockey! 🤣
#Eli's toddler brain: Ah yes running away kicking and screaming to avoid nap time before going limp from sudden exhaustion. Relatable.#sterek#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#tyler hoechlin#dylan o'brien#mieczysław stiles stilinski#eli hale#eli stilinski hale#vince mattis#incorrect teen wolf quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect teen wolf
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Fellow Bad Batchers, I regret to inform you that there is only one (1) episode left
No sorry this is the end
Can't wait, the ending is coming whether we like it or not
Yeah we know, we are gluttons for punishment and we will suffer for it
Our feelings exactly buddy
...yeah
#rampart telling it like it is#i too am running away screaming#....BUT SERIOUSLY HOW IS THERE ONLY ONE (1) EPISODE LEFT#tbb#tbb spoilers#the bad batch season 3#the bad batch
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every time i think about how qpac and qmike grew up in an orphanage together with no one to rely on but each other i want 2 break down sobbing. what do u MEAN they were alone what do u MEAN they were just children who had to take care of each other!!! do u ever think about how pac was two years older than mike and part of the reason he's so protective and self sacrificial when it comes to his family is probably because he grew up trying to take care of mike in their younger years and probably has some form of eldest daughter syndrome. do u ever think about how mike probably tried to make up for that by being the more abrasive one and standing up for pac when pac was just going to roll over and take whatever people did to him just to keep mike safe and no matter what they did it got them into trouble anyway. do u ever think about how for the longest time they only had each other. i'm going 2 eat plywood
#qsmp#Q!TAZERCRAFT UR EVERYTHING TO ME#imagining them as teenagers running away from their orphanage and stealing shit hand in unlovable hand waaghghgwaough ;-;#they were just kids THEY WERE JUST KIDS#qtazercraft my beloved i am going 2 scream#sorry this isn't relevant to any streams rn but i am having a think about them
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Fallout "The Target"
#Ah the Random Encounters™️#theres one in 76 of a guy screaming “I hate chickens!” running away from one#Fallout#Fallout TV#Fallout Prime#The Target#Squire Maximus#spoilers#fallout spoilers#Danny and Renae watch Fallout
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When people say they dislike Hawk I lose my mind. Is he selfish as fuck? Yes of course. Did he do questionable things that hurt other people? Yes he did.
But can we talk about how he loved someone before, how that someone literally DIED trying to stay close to him, and how incredibly guilty he would’ve felt about that? Can we entertain the possibility of Hawk being reluctant to love someone again in case the same thing happened?
Can we simultaneously talk about how his father found out about his relationship with this other man, disowned him, cut him out of the will, and ridiculed him until the day he died? Can we THEN talk about how his mother told Hawk he could apologise to his father for being who he was in order to be put back in the will, only for his father to talk to him like he was worth less than the shit on the bottom of his shoe and being forced to apologise for causing such an ‘inconvenience’?
And if that’s not enough, he’s got people he knows being fired from their jobs, ostracised from their family and friends, admitted to hospitals to have electroconvulsive therapy to be ‘cured’, and even going as far as to commit suicide because their sexualities have been discovered by people who think it’s disgusting and wrong. Hawk’s surrounded by this group of powerful people who wish to see people like him dead. There’s absolutely no way he’s going to raise his hand and admit that he is gay when he’s witnessed how people are punished for it. Nobody would - not when society was this oppressive and full of hatred towards queer people.
I cannot fathom the amount of fear that must’ve been controlling him, and the constant battle he must’ve been having within himself over what he wanted and what he could realistically have. He is not the villain here. The true evil is the views of society at the time. Hawk is a victim of his circumstances, and I will die on this hill.
#bit of a long post apologies about that#but GOD every time I see him being DRAGGED for not dropping everything immediately to run away with Tim I want to scream#SORRY I want them to be together too but it was UNREALISTIC - ESPECIALLY in the 50’s!!!!#fellow travelers#hawkins fuller#hawk fuller#matt bomer
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I know it’s a comedy not an epic show but I really want Crowley to let it all out and there’s this explosion of dark clouds, and lightning, and long hiss in the air, and you can see his silhouette and it’s him and huge wings and a tail and claws and like a huge serpent behind him
#metatron runs away screaming#Aziraphale wants to be fucked by Crowley like there’s no tomorrow#good omens#crowley#ineffable fandom#good ineffable omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable boyfriends#ineffable dumbasses#ineffable idiots#ineffable lovers#aziraphale#aziracrow
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shotout to Karkat because if I saw my friend chainsawing my other friends legs off, passing out would be like the most reasonable response to that
#bro i would scream probably vomit and then run away to never seen off again#homestuck#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#tavros nitram
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I think that instead of perpetuating heteronormative stereotypes with questions like “who wears the pants in the relationship” we should ask “who gets the spider and who runs away screaming”.
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