BREAKING NEWS: Finland declared VICTORS of Eurovision Song Contest 2023 after FREAK ACCIDENT leaves Swedish USURPER Loreen FLATTENED in the sandwich maker, leaving her « as two-dimensional as her performance », one avid voter was overheard to say.

Asked for comment on the incident, the ESC council simply had one short statement: « Love wins ».

More to follow…

No-one cared who I was until I put on the hat…

brooding (parasitic)

Sorry, are you gay or something? This blog seems kinda fruity? I just want to know so I can put you on my list of potential patients

Oh Mein Gott??? THE Dr Sacha Cant PHD?!?

Absolutely, the most illustrious of fruits here Doctor.

From one classics major to another, I’m glad you liked my theoi affirmations bc I loved your uquizzes (transient god of art deco sweep)

<3 thank you!!! I am a little bit obsessed with your affirmations just so you know

@Sydney_ideas Do we need a #right to #psychological #privacy? @pgLeonard @saschaCal @sophieforthing2 @miagarlick (at University of Sydney)

Konoha ninja be like “I’m fighting demons” and the demons are bisexuality

Bitches be like ‘no hate to Loreen though’. Nah, tbh. Fuck her, fuck her entry, fuck her song, fuck her robbery, fuck her jury votes, and frankly fuck ABBA’s 50th. Nobody said Lord ABBA of Sweden wasn’t iconic. But it’s 2023 and we want to be fun and faggy at the gay olympics, please. Invite Madonna to Helsinki if it’ll keep Graham Norton happy, goddamn.

Ligeia Club tag yourself to celebrate the imminent release of Book of Hours <3

Say what you want about Orochimaru but the fact remains that he did a killer job with Sasuke’s top surgery

Waiting on the inevitable Astarion/Harry Du Bois crossover ("I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore'") to glide across my dash. Just try to tell me there aren't like twenty of these in production right this second.

Hello! I came across the cultsim meme you created and found it very intriguing. May I have your permission to translate it into Chinese and post it on Lofter (a fan community website)? I will make sure to credit the original post and the author.

You absolutely may. I always knew I would be an international celebrity...

To answer your other question, btw, Sulo is 'fuck the police' because one of the outcomes of visiting the Ecdysis Club in normal play is the Suppression Bureau raiding it and kicking everyone out for the evening. People also often use her to talk about their cards that would turn into notoriety (i.e. Corpse) so that they stay fresh and the police don't come after you. There's also the whole her being an immortal, shapeshifting baby eater and the mistress of an occult dance club. I don't think she gets on with the authorities, personally. She ignored the 'don't commit the crime of the sky' rule from the Hours themselves so I'm sure she has no issue with fucking the police. Grail moment, too. She's all for that.

He feeble my mind until I... until I... uh... I...

if you like @saschirmations try therapy

I cast the spell that stops tumblr dot com skipping my feed back about 50 posts every two minutes amen

As I near six marks of delight here at these rooms behind a bookshop, I just wanted to say that Neville is one of my favourite tastes. Not only that, but his vital pigment smells amazing. It makes me get a little restless to be honest. Like, I cannot get him deep enough in my fistulae to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I hear those intense, desperate, weeping pounds of his fists from my cupboard. When I lean back on my heels, look up at you with phrygian pouring from my lips and the vigilant storm burst forth from my remains, smooth without and red within and ask you “what are the words that make the sacrifice sweet?” and you cannot even speak because I’ve set your blood (and dick) afire with the rite of the crucible soul..... that’s when I’m satisfied.