Me and my sister were salesmen, But she wouldn’t let me do anything and made me stay in the car, while she sold things, she kept all the money too.
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Squid Game Masterlist
*= suggestive (minors dni)
** = smut (minors dni)
Squid Game
Guards
Writings
Big ol' softy (Part 2) (Part 3)
Soft!Guard helps reader escape softness ensues
Seamstress
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you have to teach a lesson in respect.
Chef
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you end up having them all hanging off your every word.
Bridge Engineer
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you end up having them all clinging to you like koalas.
Commands SChMeScHmAnDs
All of the guards being commanded to keep their distance from you, the designer of this year's game rooms as you paint and plan and decorate, but they can't help checking on you.
Fighting
Sang-Woo
Writings
Mixed messages
Feeling insecure about your relationship with Sang Woo because of the mixed messages he keeps sending you.
The Salesman
Writings
Train Platform**
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But can we see one of the boys in a beautiful dress...
Of course bestie
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Commercial traveler sample, 1930s.
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Note: Ten hottest live-action characters, part nineteen. Frenchie’s great. Not one, but two characters commented on how upset he would be to find out he missed Herogasm. I wish I missed it. :(
10. Robert Montague Renfield (Nicholas Hoult) from Renfield
Cutie, aside from the whole live entomophagy thing.
9. Jacob Rose (Oscar Nuñez) from Lucky Hank
Get yourself a man who’ll appreciate your confusing poetry then eff you on his desk.
8. Topper Thorton (Austin North) from Outer Banks
Jealous but (initially) patient boyfriend who actually goes goblin mode.
7. Salesman (Gong Yoo) from Squid Game
Too cute to wear a mask.
6. Kevin Bernard (Anthony Anderson) from Law & Order
I don’t watch this show regularly, but he’s so soft looking. 🥺
5. Zach (Kyle Gallner) from The Walking Dead
Was no one going to tell me Gallner was in TWD??
4. Frenchie (Tomer Capone) from The Boys
“He loves to be punished when he’s bad. It makes him hard.”
3. Tyler Galpin (Hunter Doohan) from Wednesday
Pretends to be a nice guy, while actually bloodthirsty, and transforms into a grotesque monster.
2. Lalo Salamanca (Tony Dalton) from Better Call Saul
Remember when he had a fender bender with that guy at the north gate? I want Lalo to [REDACTED] all over my face and neck like that milkshake on that guy.
1. Jim Chee (Kiowa Gordon) from Dark Winds
Are actual FBI agents this husbandable? Him and Agent Cooper, man…
Note: Previous part.
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did I make a whole ass sans oc of a goofy ass tiktok? hell yes I did,
name ideas for this yet an other crazy sales man?
Tho he's just a puppet!
I can just make him do anything I want
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