#sai the loml (REAL) !!
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#i listened to the leak and ttpd is as lame and as predictable as i assumed it would be#hate the alchemy and hate the last song with a passion LOL#she’s very ‘whoa is me i’m so sad everyone around me says i’m so sad im so miserable but you don’t even know it’ like girlie#loml and the black dog are the only ones that feel like they have any realness to them
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pairing: amuro tooru x gn!reader
summary: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMURO !
cw: none :) (please lmk if i should add any!)
He could not remember when, but at some point he stopped celebrating his birthdays. Well, somewhere in him he knew it was most likely the first year he was alone.
But it really didn't matter to him, just as long as he knew how old he was. There was truly nothing exciting about getting a cake and lighting and candle for him to eat alone, and he didn't see the point in getting himself a gift so it was just like any other day.
Now, this year was a little different. The two of you had been dating for three months now and he’d be lying if he said he didn’t wonder if something would happen for his birthday this year. However, he did not mention his birthday in any way, let alone tell you when it was so there was no way you would know. And he didn’t plan to tell you either because he really didn’t think his birthday was a day necessary of celebration. It was just a little thought in his head.
His birthday had finally rolled around, but it was truly just like any other day. He got up bright and early to exercise and he was working until horribly late, just like always. It was only until late in the night that he was finally able to check his phone and you were asking if he was still at work and telling him to take care. This was practically your routine at this point. If he didn’t say anything by 9 pm you’d text him a few messages, except these days were unfortunately far more common than not. Yet, this was all he needed to feel a little better after a long day at work.
“Furuya-san, did something nice happen?” Kazami asked.
“Hmm, why?” he questioned.
“Well, you looked so delighted,” Kazami replied.
“Oh...” Amuro said, smiling. It was nothing but sweet to him that he’d let something show on his face, and that it’d be happiness out of all things. “I got the best birthday present I’ve ever gotten in my life.”
“Oh, what did you get? Hold on it’s your birthday today Furuya-san? Happy birthday! I hope--” Kazami started to go on.
“Hmm... it’s a secret,” Amuro responded. “Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow.”
He was finally driving home after he sent you a message that he was done work and that he’d be alright. The whole way home he could tell he was ecstatic and he was horribly embarrassed, he felt like a little boy for getting so excited.
He was finally getting over his little burst of excitement when he reached his place and turned the lights on but his eyes shot open.
“Happy birthday Rei!” you said, cake on the table and a few balloons here and there. He wanted to cry.
”How... did you know?”
“Of course I know my boyfriend’s birthday!” you said, acting a little offended almost, but then you laughed. “It was a lot harder to find out than I expected.”
“I didn’t think someone still knew my birthday,” he said, still shocked.
“Sometimes I really think you don’t get just how much I love you,” you said, grinning. “Because I would rather die than miss your birthday.”
Everything was finally sinking in and he walked over to you without a word and kissed you. It was long and sweet, but he went in for another one right after, and yet another one after that, before he finally pulled away.
You were ever so slightly out of breath, looking so caught off guard, and he started to laugh.
“Hey!” you said, pouting slightly.
“No, I’m sorry it’s not that. I would never laugh at you,” he said. “It’s just that there’s no way I don’t love you more.”
#furuya rei x reader#amuro tooru x reader#amuro x reader#furuya rei#amuro tōru#amuro tooru#detective conan x reader#ok before i say anything else i want ot say i tried to write saying furuya i did i tried and i COULDNT#AMURO TOORU IS SO DEEPLY ENGRAVED ON ME IM SO SORRY#MY BAD#wishing the only man ever (AMURO TOORU FURUYA REI BOURBON) the best birthday ever nothing else matters today#happy birthday amuro i am so in love with you#ok this really wasnt the best though i am so sorry loml i will do u justice one day#THANK YOU FOR READING AS ALWAYS !!!!#also if u read these silly rambles i do in the tags youre actually such a real one its insane like why cant i shut up for like THREE SECOND
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me pulling up to your account whenever the slightest inconvenience happens to read every single joel fic
HELP. i cannot tell you how much of a laugh and giggle i had at this image. and you have got me kicking my feet rn you are so kind. i am glad the fics can be of use to you!!! i am truly honoured 🫶
hoping to have something out in the near future for you guys (but mostly you bc of this ask specifically). sending you sm love.
#heartpascal says#ackermanbitch#you are the loml REAL#you are too kind#too nice#this image will never fail to be so real and true to me#also#me coming to write fanfiction when any minor inconvenience occurs#(aka me starting a zillion fics and never finishing any of them)#SLAY ILY I HOPE YOU ARE WELL#i am sorry for the inconveniences that send you my way#but i am glad you are here <3
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#has anyone also considered the 31 songs as a way for her to hide#not her main motivation obviously which is just. she has a lot to say and no longer worries about sharing all of it#but in the sheer excess one narrative can’t dominate everyone is too exhausted#she’s flooding the content creators with (real) (actual) content#that they can’t reduce because they’re too tired and there’s too much#it’s like loml not being track 5 because it’s too personal 😭#the thing about fame (I say knowing nothing about it) is that you have to switch it up or it turns on you#you have to switch up how you communicate because otherwise it all calcifies into this monster#or not even monster but this SETTING which only makes you misunderstood#DOSTOEVKSY SAID THE ONLY REAL MISTAKE IS FIXITY—YOU HAVE TO FLOW#Taylor is a river and a racer (and yes a bolter) but she is in motion#always ahead of the hounds on her trail#this is a very fanciful Maria thought and I am mixing my metaphors dreadfully#but yeah
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everytime I see a “the extinction wasn’t a real fear it was just the end” post I immediately send a rant to my friend about it as if she’s the one who posted it
#the extinction is the loml#will argue with anyone who says it wasn’t a seperate fear at LEAST by s5 of tma#like i think it was real before then#but if you don’t then i think the APOCALYPSE would absolutely seal it in#the magnus archives#tma#the extinction
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hello hi important announcement:
that is all.
#bernie beast-mode cowboy sanders#bernie sanders but as a cat#bernie#he’s the bestest boi#ilhsm#loml#he’s snoring#i have to sneeze him before we go to bed for real#it’s like burping a baby#but with sneezing#bc he’s a congested boi#vet says there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him#just a goofy chronically snotty boi
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i’m browsing my old tumblr account and my navigation has tabs just for dylan obrien and halsey jfncjnfcj
#not surprised about dylan obrien my bio literally says#i’m mia and i love dylan obrien#but the halsey tab is loml it rly threw me off guard#so 2018 of me tho#an ice king cursor#a weeping mary side photo#little flower floaters…..#neon blue glow around each post…………#i was so real for that#also my tag for dylan obrien was ‘nose’ :-)
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No thoughts. Just s6 Jess.
#gilmore girls#jess mariano#did someone say..#loml 🫶#bc that’s him !!#s6 really just got 10x better when he showed up for me 😭#esp with how he helped rory realize !!!#the beautifully written but painful Real Paul Anka episode !!’#seeing him at his work with his friends !!!#paying Luke back !!!!#i could go on and on#(….the real paul anka fit… 🤌)
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I've heard so many takes on wether the title The Tortured Poets Department works for the main album when the real poetry doesn't come till The Anthology and I personally feel the reason behind this choice is to stablish a clear division between the mocking of the muse being a "tortured poet" and the confession that she's a tortured poet as well.
I heard it like "haha you think you're so tortured, that's bullshit" just to then be like "actually I bought into that bullshit cause I'm a tortured poet myself". She said it herself "cause we're crazy". This distinction comes true thanks to the realization that he's not a tortured poet but the smallest man who ever lived and if there's a tortured poet in the room is gonna be her. You know "life was always easier on you than it was on me".
#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#ts#ttpd#meta#not to say there's not real poetry on the main album cause explain to me loml#I just dont agree with that take really
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i take it back; i dont need a boyfriend, i have my best friend(s)
#i have several yea but i flirt with all of them in different ways#i am specifically talking about mango(the loml)#who agreed to go to a pottery class with me#leo talks [🦔]#i need to ask sam ace z and ollie the same things#if they say no theyre not real#actually id only want to go with sam mango and ollie💀
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fuuuuuuck
#this save is where i answer without guides#it's a fun experiment where i can practice english with my fav silly otome#and i also did it because i wanted to know who would i be more attracted to#i'm a lysander girlie ok? like i love Armin he's the second loml#but this past three years nathaniel??? idk i just like him quite a lot#and i'm trying real hard to answer things that i would say but shit#i don't want to break nath's heart in later episodes#bUT COME ON NATH IT'S LYSANDER YOU ARE COMPETING WITH#i say it with love but know your place in my heart bestie#should i tag this rant? idk#anyways lysander ily#also i'm on ep 20 and i really wanted to do sleeping beauty and Alice in Wonderland#chose the ladder because of the lov'ometer but for the record#this is my THIRD time doing that one and was hoping to chose Sleeping Beauty but-#you see why i didn't
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grr
#AHH IM LATE by one hour#such genius#i love blood way too fuvking much#yall i was screaming when i saw the werewolves official art#so i had to draw my boy my loml#idk why i drew it in such a long canvas#mob psycho 100#ritsu kageyama#ur not a real kinnie if u dont scroll through their tag on every social media platform u have every 7-8 hours#thats what i have to say about kin culture <3 /j#yall this took me 7 hours i almost died trying to finish it#used ibispaint ofc
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wait so one of your names is beck? like beck from the hit nickelodeon show victorious?
killing you maiming you biting you slapping you mauling you KILLING YOU
#asks#its ok everyone btw. we are friends in real life i can say this#spouse!! loml!! i forgot the rest of your tag!!
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I watched the first two seasons of Stranger Things, so here's my review (i guess)
ahem
*inspects notes*
a hot mess
*bows*
that is all thank u
#thats all i have to say#except a few things#*pulls out a 314305 pages report*#buckle up shitheads this is about to get wild#so#is will ever gonna get his rest orrrrr#is he just gonna be yk *gestures vaguely* haunted forever?#nancy is badass and the loml#even though she was kind of annoying in the first season#i kin jonathan so much this is not okidoki#will and mike are the Big Gay™#byler is real#they told me themselves#i like how the show took some stereotypes (annoying stepdads#lazy cops or whatever) and made them more interesting#and also overall kinda evolved them idk#bob didnt deserve to die man#i was legit sad#also hopper can u adopt me to pls#my daddy issues are screaming#so are my mommy issues every time joyce and will are on screen but we dont talk abt that#stranger things#st1#st2#byler#tumblr let this reach the target audience or i will sob
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#LOML MOST BEAUTIFUL LAYING ON A. BED OF ROSES SO REAL#ppl r saying he's lust and i think they are right#god what a face
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daily ily message to my fav 💗💗💗 I LOVE U IRENE SOOOO MUCH!!! i am ur #1 fan, real and true! if u have a million fans, i am one of them. if you have a thousand, im one of them. if you have a hundred, i am one of them. if you have ten, i'm one of them. if you have one, i AM that fan. if you have nobody then i am nobody fr fr ... MWAH!!! ALSO IRENE MY LOVE do u have any studio ghibli recs HEHEHE i have been SOOO into it recently ☹️💞💞
HSBSDFLNSDLSJFLKJDFJ SAI MY LOVE i am ur #1 fan as well 😵 i am such a fucking simp for ur writing fr !!! AND OH MY GOD THESE PICTURES LSDKNFLSDFJSDLKFJDSLJ U LITERALLY MADE MY DAY ILY
and omg. studio ghibli recs. I WILL LITERALLY WRITE A WHOLE FUCKING ESSAY FOR U IF U WANT BUT some of my favorite films from ghibli would include princess mononoke, nausicaa of the valley of the wind, spirited away, howl's moving castle, and castle in the sky !!!
#a daily reminder to everyone that i love sai and that he is my entire world#if u need more ghibli recs lmk 🙏🙏 i fucking adore studio ghibli sm oml#lovely moots <3#📂 ask.txt#sai the loml (REAL) !!
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