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I swear someone needs to make a film plot where famous detectives all go on vacation to the same place and there’s a murder. Because all the detectives would HATE each other
Poirot and Sherlock are constantly fighting
Nero Wolfe refuses to leave his hotel room and is just bitching about everyone to Archie
asene lupine isn’t even trying to solve the mystery he’s just pissing off sherlock.
watson wants to go home
Hastings and Archie are trading stories about there respective employer/friend
sherlock solves it first but Miss Marple actually did she just didn’t say anything because “these young whipper snappers need to work it out themselves”
the whimseys and the Branford’s didn’t even show up because Tuppence and Harriet were trying on hats while Tommy and Peter just kinda sat there
Poirot was busy matchmaking and Sherlock was like ugh that’s disgusting 😒
foyle was the detective they called. He took one look at this shit show and said Sam take me home.
bertie Wooster was a guest too and he was set to marry the murdered ladies daughter but Jeeves tipped off Poirot that the girl was in love with the gardener
jeeves and miss Marple get along wonderfully
no one’s really sure why those two gardening ladies are so nosey.
#sherlock holmes#hercule poirot#agatha christie#nero wolfe#arsene lupin#arthur hastings#john watson#peter whimsy#tommy and tuppence#foyle's war#rosemary and thyme#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#Miss Marple
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I just remembered the Hunger Games simulator exists. You know what that means.
WELCOME TO THE BRITISH CRIME SHOW HUNGER GAMES
CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE TO WIN NOW!
(For the shows woth lots of characters I just picked the two characters that I thought it would be funniest to imagine being sent to the Hunger Games. I believe in Inspector Mallory.)
#the sweeney#ashes to ashes#the bill#death in paradise#father brown#randall and hopkirk deceased#rosemary and thyme#morse#endeavour#midsomer murders#mcdonald and dodds#line of duty#poirot#agatha christie's poirot
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A clip from "Rosemary and Thyme: Behind the Scenes"
#rosemary and thyme#laura thyme#rosemary boxer#they tried so hard to say no homo#“it's like two little girls having a sleepover” yeah yeah i'm gonna write the most intense smut about them you just wait#pam is right tho#we don't know where they live so they may as well live together
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#coquette#lana del rey#coquettecore#coquette girl#pink#coquette aesthetic#soft girl#oceanblvd#soft pink#baby pink#ocean#norman fucking rockwell#norman f*****g rockwell#lust for life#cherries and wine#rosemary and thyme#angel#angelic#angelcore#mermaid#mermaidcore
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if i was to reboot rosemary and thyme my FIRST order of business would be for dr rosemary boxer to be called DR rosemary boxer because put some respect on her damn name she knows a lot about plants
my second order of business would be gay
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Sometimes I think yeah I'd love a little Rosemary and Thyme reunion just like a one off special and then I realise that the powers that be are probably still too cowardly to let them be gay and I just can't imagine a future for Rosemary and Laura that doesn't involve them being married.
Like they could construct the perfect murder story, but if Rosemary and Laura aren't married (or at least in/going to be in a relationship), I don't believe it.
#rosemary and thyme#rosemary boxer#laura thyme#like its been 21 years enough time has passed where we can admit it was gay#at the very least homoerotic
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I love TV shows that are like 'British murder mystery with loveable non-police detectives in which the crime is solved within 45 minutes and then they all get a cup of tea'. Truly the best genre I need more of it in my life
#father brown#shakespeare and hathaway#rosemary and thyme#<<< the most underrated show i love it so much#i really fancy watching one rn but i alway watch them w my mam so it would feel wrong on my own lol
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Rosemary and Thyme: We got shot at last night.
Cop: That's because you're lesbians.
Rosemary and Thyme: We're not lesbians.
Cop: I guess homophobia is real after all.
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I have started Rosemary and Thyme, and it has immediately gone to the comfort media list. Gardening AND murder mysteries, with two capable mature women being clever, funny, resourceful and compassionate without being turned into meta talking heads. Their getting into a high speed chase is not treated as "lol, women over 30 doing this isn't that funny!".
The dynamic between the leads is also great, because, while it is based on the whimsy one-grounded one sort of trope, it's not caricaturesque. Rosemary is still very much professor with her sharp moments and skepticism, and Thyme is still very much a hands on gardener who doesn't bat an eyelash at "old wives tales", as Rosemary calls them, when it comes to the care of plants. They both feel real that way.
Plots and visuals won't blow your mind away, but having your mind blown all the time cannot be healthy. Sometimes a good solid old school humble mystery is just the thing.
Also, unironic everyday 2000s fashions. And proper gardening gear. We love to see it.
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In light of the new fanfic, I’ve been wondering: do Rosemary and Laura live together? I mean obviously they do but what textual evidence is there? Here’s what I’ve thought of so far:
In episode 2, during the scene with the sleazy inspector, the inspector asks Rosemary if they live together and Rosemary says no but it’s really, REALLY unconvincing imo (and the inspector’s).
In both episode 5 and three legs good, they talk about whether or not they can keep a dog together which, as someone pointed out below, strongly implies they live together. If you didn’t live with someone, why would they care if you adopted a dog?
But then if they live together why do they need a big discussion in cup of silence about where Laura is going to have Christmas? But also they share literally everything and where else would Laura live?
Anyway, does anyone else have any thoughts? I really need people to talk to about this show. It’s so silly and fun :)
#rosemary and thyme#laura thyme#rosemary boxer#is it just me or does that whole interaction in episode 2 seem like it’s trying to prove to someone that they’re not lesbians#but like in the most ineffective way possible#because they never actually deny it?
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#laura thyme#rosemary boxer#rosemary and thyme#I'm trying to finish a drawing and I just needed to make this#Yes...I take pictures of my computer screen#and they were roommates#unhinged
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I'm a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of solving crimes together.
#father brown#flambrown#poirot#midsomer murders#death in paradise#rosemary and thyme#others that I am too embarrassed to mention
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At my local thrift shop. I almost bought them but sanity prevailed.
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I can't for the life of me figure out how to get the AO3 link to work, but for the seven people who will care: There are a couple of new Rosemary & Thyme fics up over there.
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Rosemary Boxer as Textposts
(Featuring jealous Rosemary from ‘The Invisible Worm’ because I’m a simple gay and can’t help myself-)
#rosemary and thyme#rosemary boxer#laura thyme#should i do more of these-#they’re so silly#the invisible worm my beloved#more fanfics making the invisible worm gayer please i eat them up EVERY time
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