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fission-mailure · 7 hours
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I think Go Rush is trying to do a cat thing with the Darkmen where, like, Sadeas was an aloof, curious cat, and Darkman 2 was a kitten imprinting on everyone, but, er ...
Between 'guy who's a sadist and also wants to see someone shit himself,' and 'guy who wants a woman to become his mother,' it sure does feel like they're just running down a list of kinks.
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fission-mailure · 7 hours
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Nice going man, you've become indistinguishable from that which you sought to destroy
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fission-mailure · 7 hours
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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide
btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account
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fission-mailure · 8 hours
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fission-mailure · 10 hours
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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.
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fission-mailure · 13 hours
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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fission-mailure · 14 hours
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Oh shit, I did not realise that Una in Strange New Worlds was the same actress as Mystique in the X-Men films. That's pretty cool.
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fission-mailure · 15 hours
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Wild that the Tories still harp on about being 'the party of fiscal responsibility' while the scheme they're so obsessed over, sending asylum seekers to Rwanda, has not only cost us millions so far but is projected to cost another 2 million per person they send.
Earlier today they chartered an entire private plane to send one person to Rwanda. They had to pay them 3k to do it.
Super cool that we don't have enough money to pay doctors, nurses, lawyers, or teachers, or spend any on infrastructure, benefits, the NHS, or any kind of economic revitalisation plan post the calamity that was Brexit, but the two things we can always find cash for down the back of the sofa are MPs salaries and a racist human-trafficking scheme.
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fission-mailure · 17 hours
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Learning about Lopburi, the Thai town where two rival gangs of monkeys have been fighting in the streets
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Police have been trying to capture the “leaders” but the monkeys know how to identify a tranquilizer gun, so they scatter as soon as they someone raise one. Cops have to hide the tranq gun until they get close.
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fission-mailure · 18 hours
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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo
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fission-mailure · 19 hours
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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
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fission-mailure · 1 day
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I mean, good news. Got them into a coherent narrative.
Bad news. Don't like it.
Good news. Some good ideas there that I can work into an actual version I do like.
The annoying sensation of having plenty of ideas for a thing but struggling to marshal them into anything like a coherent narrative.
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fission-mailure · 2 days
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The annoying sensation of having plenty of ideas for a thing but struggling to marshal them into anything like a coherent narrative.
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Youtube comment that made me crack up.
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fission-mailure · 2 days
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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fission-mailure · 2 days
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Have a cold (courtesy of the anxiety episode I had -- apparently there is a name for when you get sick immediately after a period of high anxiety, the Let-Down Effect, and it happens because of a combination of stress making your immune system overtax itself to fight off a perceived illness, only to then be weaker afterwards. It happens to me a lot), so it may be time to break out my Casserole For When I Have A Cold.
It's basically chicken, leeks, garlic, potatoes, chicken stock, mustard, honey, a little bit of horseradish, ginger, paprika, pepper, chilli powder, and maybe some stilton sprinkled on the top if you're feeling fancy. Or put another way: I don't have a blender, so it's the chicken soup you'd take when you have a cold, just without being blended.
Also, er, I'm just super hungry right now, so this may be influencing my desire to make it.
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fission-mailure · 3 days
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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