Some more of my absolutely unhinged Poirot doodles between comms. Captain Hastings my beloved girlfailure
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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.
‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.
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I swear someone needs to make a film plot where famous detectives all go on vacation to the same place and there’s a murder. Because all the detectives would HATE each other
Poirot and Sherlock are constantly fighting
Nero Wolfe refuses to leave his hotel room and is just bitching about everyone to Archie
asene lupine isn’t even trying to solve the mystery he’s just pissing off sherlock.
watson wants to go home
Hastings and Archie are trading stories about there respective employer/friend
sherlock solves it first but Miss Marple actually did she just didn’t say anything because “these young whipper snappers need to work it out themselves”
the whimseys and the Branford’s didn’t even show up because Tuppence and Harriet were trying on hats while Tommy and Peter just kinda sat there
Poirot was busy matchmaking and Sherlock was like ugh that’s disgusting 😒
foyle was the detective they called. He took one look at this shit show and said Sam take me home.
bertie Wooster was a guest too and he was set to marry the murdered ladies daughter but Jeeves tipped off Poirot that the girl was in love with the gardener
jeeves and miss Marple get along wonderfully
no one’s really sure why those two gardening ladies are so nosey.
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you should post the arthur art trade thingy........... please❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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I can change your grey to sun in a seconds time
I can make your sorrow fun if you let me try !
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Sherlock holmes: this is one of the smartest, most eloquent, and similar in mind to myself person I've ever met, he must be my flatmate
Poirot: oh my God he's such an idiot, he's perfect for a flatmate
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