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ekmeko · 1 year
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giant purse arc
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killrspringlock · 11 months
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Thinkin bout these today
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shishiikura · 5 months
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I love that tumblr shows me posts my boyfriend has liked cuz it's literally just all pics of nu metal dudes
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womanguy · 9 months
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Why did I get four piss kink posts in a row recommended to me what did I do
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risubisu · 1 year
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the other day i was at an event and i was talking to two girls and one of them mentioned that furries were cringe then the other one agreed but i did not give in to peer pressure and told them my opinion that furries arent weird 🤟🤟🤟 rock on furry people 🤟🤟🤟
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sapientiia · 1 year
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the emo tattoo section is so funny on pinterest dot com
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pareiwheeler · 1 year
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dude do you guys remember the scene where jonathan was like "yeah you are a fucking freak dude" and will was like "😟" and then will was like i love david bowie and hate that bitch kenny whats his face and jonathan was like yeah dude and bob comes in and his like I LOVE THAT BITCH KENNY WOOOO and they start laughing and will laughs so pookie. omg i love that scene
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achaoticeternal · 1 year
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Y/N: *whining about something* I don’t want it. I don’t like it.
Aemond: That’s not what you said last night.
Y/N: *shocked*
The Dinner Table: *shocked*
Aegon II: Rock on, freaky bro.
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catindabag · 4 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (69)
*Code names are for losers*
Festus: Yo, guys-
Lysistrata: Not now, Creed.
Festus: Just hear me out.
Sejanus: Bro, be quiet. Someone might hear us.
Festus: It’s very important.
Coryo: No. We’re going to do our history homework today-
Festus: Really, Coryo? Inside the school gymnasium?
Coryo: Unfortunately.
Festus: But you could always finish that stupid paper tomorrow-
Coryo: Professor Demigloss said that whoever passes their homework first gets a day off from school.
Festus: But it’s the middle of the night and we are about to commit a crime against Dr. Gaul!
Coryo: Creed, calm down. It’s not the end of the world. We’re just here to steal that crazy woman’s plans for this year’s Hunger Games.
Festus: Which is a crime! A dangerous crime!
Coryo: That we’ve all agreed to commit together.
Sejanus: And forever.😍
Io: I’m so excited! This is my first time committing such a heinous act! I feel so rebellious-
Vipsania: Don’t say that word. It’s forbidden.
Io: Rebellious.☺️
Vipsania: *gasp* She said it again!
Coryo: We’ll be fine.
Festus: But still!
Coryo: I don’t care. I’m getting that day off with my boyfriend.
Sejanus: Me and Coryo are going to go on a super secret romantic date. Afterwards, we’re going to-
Lysistrata: F*ck.
Sejanus: Obviously.
Coryo: This is why we shouldn’t finish each other’s sentences.
Festus: You two are going on a secret romantic date without me?!
Coryo: Fortunately.
Festus: But I want to go on that date too!
Hilarius: Can I join? I wanna take some cute candid photos of Coryo-
Coryo: Ew. No. Go away.
Hilarius: I’ll give you 20 bucks.
Coryo: Not enough.
Festus: How about we all go on a double date instead!
Coryo: A double date with who?
Festus: With me and Percy-
Hilarius: And me!😀
Sejanus: No! My Snowy and I need our ✨alone time✨ too!
Coryo: We’re going to-
Felix: F*ck. We know.
Festus: But I wanna go on a date with you guys!😫
Felix: Bro, lower your voice. No one knows we’re here, remember?
Festus: But-
Androcles: Shhhh! Do you hear that?
Coryo: Hear what?
Androcles: I think I heard someone or something squeaking-
Festus: That’s just my precious Odysseus.
Androcles: Who’s Odysseus?
Festus: My freaky pet rat.
Vipsania: Creed, I told you not to bring your ugly fat rat to school!
Festus: Sickle, my bro, don’t be like that. My Ody just wanted to run around and get some fresh air. That’s all.
Vipsania: Not inside the school gymnasium! I workout, eat, and sleep here for Panem’s sake!
Felix: Ney Ney, why do you even live here? Last time I checked, you and your super buff family live in a huge luxurious house that looks like a gym.
Vipsania: Yeah. However, my very competitive and delusion mother kicked me out last year.😞
Felix: Why? What did you do?
Vipsania: She thinks that I’m an enemy of the state for having more track and field medals than her. So she kicked me out.
Gaius: That’s wild, bro.
Domitia: Girl, your mother’s insane.
Hilarius: My parents kicked me out too. Now I live in a dumpster with Creed and his rats.😊
Festus: You don’t even pay rent.😒
Hilarius: I will. . . Someday.
Pup: How the mighty have fallen.
Florus: Sorrows and prayers.
Hilarius: Thanks-
Florus: Not you, Heavensbee. I’m giving my condolences to Ney Ney.
Vipsania: I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. I still have my auntie Sickle.
Festus: Anyways-
Coryo: Babe, what’s the answer to question 7?
Sejanus: Read it for me, my love.😍
Coryo: Who is the current mayor of District 2?
Sejanus: Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly.
Coryo: Thanks, Babe.
Lysistrata: Is he a good person?
Sejanus: Mr. O’Rolly is not even a person. He’s just a piece of rock.
Lysistrata: Like literally?
Sejanus: He’s very solid.
Lysistrata: So a piece of rock is currently the mayor of District 2.
Sejanus: He’s been the mayor since we were in grade school.
Gaius: And nobody said anything?!
Dennis: Bro, where did your people even find Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly?
Sejanus: A random hobo found him “sitting” inside a cave 4 days before the election.
Urban: Who the f*ck would vote for a piece of rock?
Sejanus: Don’t judge my District! They’re trying their best!
Urban: To ruin their lives!
Coryo: Canville, shut up. We don’t have the right to judge them.
Urban: I can judge whoever I want!
Coryo: We literally voted a fluffy fat cat to be our official Capitol Mayor a few months ago.
Urban: But to be fair, Boa Bell is a good Mayor.
Sejanus: Mr. Rocky Rock O’Rolly is also a good Mayor, Ban Ban!
Urban: Is he cute?
Sejanus: No. He’s an ugly rock.
Urban: Can he respond back to you?
Sejanus: No.😞
Urban: That’s what I thought.
Pup: But don’t forget, the true leaders of Panem are a bunch of dogs.
Felix: They’re not just an ordinary bunch of dogs though. They’re-
Pup: A “sacred” pack of Bichon Frisé puppies. We get it.
Clemensia: Pup, does it bother you that your father is taking orders from a literal fur baby?
Pup: No. He loves it.
Festus: But seriously, guys-
Everyone: Creed, no.
Festus: Creed, yes!
Coryo: Ugh. Fine! Fire away.
Festus: Yey! So I was thinking-
Persephone: We’re now thinking?
Festus: No, not really. But since we’re going to stop the Hunger Games forever and save our Tributes from killing each other, we should start with creating our ✨code names✨.
Coryo: Code names?
Festus: Yeah! Code names like Class Pres-
Felix: “Class Pres” is not a code name, Creed. It’s short for Class President.
Festus: Yeah, right. Whatever you say, Class Pres.
Io: I’m with Creed on this one. Having code names are fun!
Juno: For what?
Io: For ✨Operation Felix✨!
Livia: Ew. Code names are for losers. I’m going with ✨Sparkly Sparkly 123✨.
Festus: That’s too long. Make it shorter.
Livia: Fine.🙄 I’m ✨Hot Pink✨.
Palmyra: I’m Monty-
Festus: No. you can’t have “obvious” code names.
Palmyra: Ok. I’m Palmyra-
Festus: Ugh! You guys are so bad at this.
Palmyra: But I’m Palmyra Monty-
Festus: I’ve decided that I’ll be the one to give you guys your code names.
Felix: That’s not fair-
Festus: Felix, you’ll be Hello Kitty.
Felix: I do love Hello Kitty.
Festus: Coryo, you’re Cabbage Soup.
Coryo: What?!
Festus: Sejanus, you’ll be Sugar Daddy.
Sejanus: Coryo’s sugar daddy.🥰
Festus: Palmyra, you’ll be Deadly Pie.
Palmyra: I’m Monty-
Festus: Livia, we all know you’re Hot Pink.
Livia: Obviously.
Festus: Florus, you can be Introvert John.
Florus: That- that actually makes sense.
Festus: Jasper, you’ll be Nuclear Lover.
Io: Ok!😊
Festus: Urban-
Urban: No.
Festus: You’re Anger Issues.
Urban: F*ck you.
Festus: Percy, you’re-
Persephone: Cannibal.☺️
Festus: No.
Coryo: She’s Cannibal, Creed. Deal with it.
Festus: Fine. Dennis, you’ll be Illegal Man Juan.
Dennis: Nice!
Festus: Iphigenia, you’re Super Mart.
Iphigenia: Isn’t that obvious?
Festus: Fine. You can be Skeletor.
Iphigenia: But-
Festus: Apollo, you’ll be Sunshine Valley.
Apollo: Yey!
Festus: Diana-
Diana: I’m Moony!
Festus: Ok. Ney Ney, you’re Buff Baby.
Vipsania: I can live with that.
Festus: Pup, you’ll be Commando Sleeper.
Pup: Cool.
Festus: Juno, you’re-
Juno: Princess Peach.
Festus: Princess B*tch?
Juno: Princess Peach, dumbass!
Festus: Fine! You’re Princess Witch! Happy?!
Juno: Like I care.🙄
Festus: Hilari, you’re-
Hilarius: Queen Bee! I’ll be Queen Bee!
Festus: Fine. Gaius, you’ll be-
Gaius: Zoolander!
Felix: That doesn’t make sense.
Gaius: My family owns the zoo.
Felix: That still doesn’t make sense-
Festus: Zoolander it is.
Gaius: That’s right!
Festus: Andie, you’ll be Catch Me If You Can.
Androcles: Nice!
Festus: Tia, you’re-
Domitia: Cheese Maiden!
Festus: Why?
Domitia: My family sells cheese.
Festus: Your family sells milk-
Domitia: And the best cheese.
Festus: Right. Arachne, you’re- Where’s Arachne?
Coryo: She’s asleep.
Festus: Good. She’ll be Spoon On My Nose.
Clemensia: She won’t like that-
Festus: She’s Spoon On My Nose. End of story.
Clemensia: She’ll kill you.
Festus: She won’t. Clemmie, you’ll be Blood Orange.
Clemensia: I rather be-
Festus: Blood Orange, do you copy?
Clemensia: Copy?
Festus: Good! Lizzie, you’ll be Droug Deleour-
Lysistrata: That’s too obvious! Call me something else.
Festus: Drug Delecour?
Lysistrata: Let’s stick with Droug Deleour. I’m Droug Deleour.
Felix: How about you, Creed? What’s your code name?
Festus: I’m-
Livia: Garbage?
Juno: Dumbass!
Dennis: Rat Boy!
Coryo: Cheesecake!
Sejanus: Burger!
Festus: No! I’m Eagle One!
Everyone: Heck, no!
Festus: Fine. I’ll go with Garbage Man 123.😔
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boytoyhalo · 5 months
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hi you should talk more about your blue ring Pac headcanons (it's really cool and I like it a lot)
YIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEE KISSING U ON THE MOUTH RN MWAH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT HIM
ok so first and foremost as I've said I imagine him having the spots on his face neck and shoulders, i think he'd have them on all of his joints too though. The spots are normally dark yellow/brown when theyre at rest but thats BORING so i hc that the blue in his are always somewhat visible but when startled or threatened they glow brighter and expand. this video is a good visual reference (watch it its neat)
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I imagine that along with the spots the rest of his skin would get a bit darker like the octopus does! i also imagine that his skin would be bumpy/textured the way they are, especially around his browbone and temples.
He can't entirely change his shape the way an octopus can, he's still mostly human in function and his muscles are as unyielding as anyone elses most of the time - but when he wants to he can stretch out to make himself look bigger and more threatening, and he's unnaturally flexible enough to slip through small cracks and crevices. it's... really freaky to watch. of course his metal leg poses a challenge since it can't be as fluid as the rest of him, but he's tricky enough to get it through most of the time. If he really needs to hide in a small space and it won't give he can always just detach it
He has crevice dweller instincts, so whenever he needs comfort or security his first instinct is to squeeze himself into the smallest space he can. He habitually piles whatever he can find outside of the space and outside of the door to his room/bases like the real life octopus piles rocks outside its home
He doesn't have tentacles, but his hands and fingers are covered in tiny almost invisible suckers that have surprising grip strength - not enough to stick him to walls spiderman style, but enough that he never drops anything and if he's holding your hand it takes notable effort to detach yourself
Blue ring octopuses carry two toxins (probably??? theres some dispute) - one that paralyses prey thats present in their saliva, and an incredibly potent neurotoxin in that they use for defense and acts both as a poison to predators and as injectible venom- they're one of the deadliest animals on earth in relation to their size. Pac has both of these but less potent, a hard enough bite from him will result in some nausea, dizziness, and weakened/paralyzed muscles if he breaks skin (his teeth are just a TINY bit too sharp to be normal by human standards, but not enough to tear through muscle) but it wont Kill you. and making out with him will give you a few spasms and a bit of weakness/dizziness - fit learns this the hard way, and pac apologizes profusely but because he's pac fit is actually really into it which is kinda weird but hey what are you supposed to do when your boyfriend has toxic saliva other than develop a kink for it (sorry for making it about fitpac it will happen again)
also because BROs carry their venom all throughout their body theyre immune to their own toxin and most other toxins in the same group, so Pac probably has a higher poison resistance than a normal human would
He's a really strong swimmer of course, unnaturally strong for how the prosthetic should weigh him down. Since he still has human shaped limbs what he does isnt quite jet propulsion, but its somwhere between that and normal swimming. I cannot describe the movement im imagining so like just watch the video and try to recreate the Vibes with a human shaped body and you'll get to the same place i am
ok that's kinda all i have there isn't really that much to go off of just because the nature of the octopus makes it kinda hard to study them in depth so we only really know the basics of their behavior, the only other thing i can think of is more of a fun fact which is that their venom is actually produced via a symbiotic relationship with bacteria that lives in their mouth! can't really do much with that in terms of applying it to a character headcanon but its pretty cool right
also i am kinda torn between the normal human mouth with toxic saliva and a normal human mouth that's actually just a front and can unhinge to reveal a horned beak and tentacles hidden inside (if u dont know octopus body plan is basically head with mouth at the bottom and then the tentacles surround it, and it feeds by using the tentacles to pull food in towards the beak which it uses to puncture it and inject venom) I kinda do love that cuz it's freaky and eldrich but on the other hand there is literally no physical way that could ever make any sense so... idk you can decide for yourself lol
thank you again for giving me an excuse to flesh out this headcanon i love it so so much im glad im not the only one that finds it interesting
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nutzworth · 3 months
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DAY 4: JANUARY 17, 2024 (i um. was a little busy. oops.)
STATS: read for ~2 hrs pages read: 860-1052. 192 pgs. reached pg 1000! wooo!!! slur count: 6 + 2 = 8 (rose narration, john. both r slur) silly count: 10 + 1 = 11 (john about roses building) piss count: 1/3
THOUGHTS: today started with jade's freshjamz!!!!!!!!! I LOVE!!! i mean dave kind of sucks at making music but jade doesnt! i love how homestuck shows the works of the characters. jades music daves blogs caliborns deviantart whatever. it makes them feel so REAL.
figured out the time differences! if we're staying at johns timezone, dave is 2 hrs ahead and rose is 3 hrs ahead. and jade is 4 hrs ahead!!!! when we were dave pov a convo with jade was at 6:30pm but at jade pov it was 12:30pm so you know.
the exiles are FINALLY MEETING UP!!!! PM!!!!!!!!! i looove pm shes what makes me want to be a mailman. what the hell are the snake worm things in pm's like structure? whats it called? with the terminal. theyre awful silly but theyre kind of freaky and i dont know what they are.
john faq i always read the faqs theyre so fun. john try not to mention your friends by irl name on public forum challenge (even if he assumes everyone else is dead lol). i do NOT understand alchemizing mostly cus i dont get binary. but whatever. maybe i will someday
KARKAT VANTAS! i think the first mentions of the trolls are here! yaaay!
dave strife theyre still strifing i didnt get to the end yet. s beatdown or whatever. always interesting to me that dave never gets sliced or anythign even though theyre fighting with ultra sharp swords. how much restraint is bro (strider) showing? the fights ARE intended to be strengthening dave. but they dont. cus hes a kid and hes passive. im a sucker for bro strider i know he sucks but ugh i love dirk too much
mom lalondes lab drives me coocoo crazy. pov youre rose you go under your dead cats big ass mausoleum and find a laboratory your mother uses. theres 1 battery unlocked just for you. theres a giant ass monitor showing sburb sessions and meteors. did your mother know? did your mother know what was going to happen? youre thirteen years old. do you know? theres bright pink kiddy furniture. did your mother use it? when did she get it? it looks pristine. did she sleep in this when she was little? did she sleep in it as an adult? why would she buy herself such a thing at an adult age? youre rose lalonde. youre thirteen and full of hatred. you dont understand anything. you wear your mothers scarf and you pick up a stray mutant cat and name it after a drink your alcoholic mother loves. youre thirteen and full of hatred and you dont understand anything and you want to, so badly. so so badly.
jade is awesome her scampering through the house rocks. i wonder if she actually believes pa harley is talking to her, or if he actually is, or if shes just pretending. it has to be because of trauma, right? is she genuine? she has to be genuine. right? fosmf if you know anything about this let me know
jack noir... midnight crew.... oh how i cant wait for the intermission.
johns various mental breakdowns (over the discovery of his dads room; over betty crocker gushers; over the drawings over his posters) are insane. he lashes out so weirdly. dave said like john never gets mad or frustrated over real big stuff and he instead funnels it into tiny meaningless problems. i wonder what that means. im not into john enough to read into it or know
jade (and dirk by extension) waking up on prospit (or derse) early makes me thiiiink. i wonder if theyd get freaked by regular normal dreams. they god tier and sleep and wake up in a cold sweat Hello? Where am i. Hello? I just slept and nothing was there. Where am i
thinking about rose + jade a lot these first few acts. i looove rose and i looove jade. i focused on jade a lot the first time i read so im trying to focus on rose more because shes AWESOME! and i want to get to know her better. she deserves it. but anyway thats enough for today sorry for taking like a 12 day break lol
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draco-after-dark · 15 days
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Are we gonna have a future chapter which will probably be like 19 more chapters, are we gonna have where the bros will meet Barb, and once they make it to the entrance I can imagine the whole Rock trolls tribes hiding behind Barb once they came eye to eye with feral.
Ferals face while they hide from him = >:]
The brothers + poppy & viva = :\
Barb = :`{ (barb having flashbacks)
The rock trolls = 😭
The rock trolls that feral killed = ⚰
Yes. When? Not exactly sure.
It won't be for a while. Probably more then 19 chapters? I already have events planned out to around chapter 30? That number is dependent on how many chapters the Rock Saga takes and it getting longer the more i think about the whole event.
Also bare in mind only a select few Rock Trolls know what JD looked like before the whole rock-ified thing. So most of them only know of the giant glowing rage monster that decimated like two whole civilizations. Or as the freaky winged monster their Queen brought to the concert finally. So yeah. Most wouldn't recognized JD as he is now but Barb will.
Lets just say there diffidently aren't bad consequences in the future...
With the whole reunion part i haven't planned it out yet since I'm in the middle of writing the Rock Saga but it's probably going to be more explosive. Don't know if i mean that just emotionally or literally yet. Depends on what I like best. I potentially have a lot to work with and implement for the aftermath of the Rock Saga... But I've also started thinking about another different potential Alternate Version that may or may not become an entirely different AU. (Apologies it took so long to respond. If it any consolation I have a lot of finished art to post soon..? But other then that I've been putting off any Rock Saga asks since I wanted to finish writing the whole thing before giving more info about it. In case things change because already a lot has.)
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stupidpubby · 3 months
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I love those robot fuckers because they're like in the same circles as furries most of the time and I'm not even into it I'm just fascinated by it in a really good way like it doesn't turn me on but it's really fucking cool that it turns you on its such a cool concept rock on freaky bro
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love-toxin · 2 years
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NGL it's a bit of a shame that the werewolves in The Quarry look like That™. I'd still have freaky werewolf sex with Nick and Jacob though
ok frfr im not a fan of the designs either but.....FREAKY....WEREWOLF SEX.....BRO....like i think i could realistically do like half n half, fangs and dark eyes n claws n whatnot bc of the hot and possessive possibilities.....but also....
(tw: dubcon/monsterfucking)
getting chased by your freshly-werewolfied crush in the woods, desperate to get away and frantically sprinting in any direction you can find until you hurry around a rock or smthn to hide. and while you're terrified, obviously, in this scenario i think it would be cool and funny if you're a huge monsterfucker and there's this weird thrill inside you that's getting a kick out of being hunted by the guy you like in such a big, scary form. so when he gets closer and you have to hold your breath, he approaches slowly until his fangs are dripping with drool and his breath is warm against your face, and you let a little moan slip and you're done for. he drags you out of your hiding place by your ankle and you let out an involuntary scream bc you think you're gonna die, but then you're flipped over on to your belly and his claws crush the ground on either side of your head. little wisps of his voice come out among the rumbles and growls of his werewolf mouth and you finally get to hear him compliment you after a whole summer of pining, but it's mostly just praise regarding how tasty you look beneath him. etc etc he rips your clothes off and fucks you into the ground with a thick ol' werewolf cock, and you inadvertently save your other friends from him bc he just uses you like a cocksleeve the whole night and can't break himself off of you until the sun starts rising and he staggers away as he's changing back into himself. and when he sees what he's done (bc you're probably completely blitzed and half-unconscious from getting your guts rearranged) he freaks out and tries to get you help while trying to ignore the urges he still has to dump another load inside you bc you look so cute when you're all limp and teary-eyed.
and if he's cured, sick! he doesn't have to worry about hurting you ever again boohoo boohoo. but if he's still cursed, you get to ride your new werewolf boyfriend every full moon and get your holes blasted with cum like his life depends on it 🤪
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fatguysupreme · 11 months
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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF!! Hot boy exrodinare. [My Artstyle changed so I wanted to present to you all my new one, rock on freaky bros.]
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dogstarmoonheart · 10 months
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are you slowly loosing your sanity to the crushing void that is loneliness? may-haps it’s mixed with mental illnesses or even better, personality diSorDers 😎??
rock on freaky bro <3
(I’m not well)
(I’m fine)
I’m so proud of you!!!!!
kiss
here’s a playlist broskis.
Oh, and new sc ep. up tomorrow (probably)
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