i turned on the tub and azazel came running
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Someone needs to draw this beautiful doofus. Where are her arms? Why is she in half? What does she need such straight legs for?
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Every year on Halloween Dick somehow manages to dress Alfred the cat as Alfred the person
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Her Royal Silliness, Princess Squishface
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I misread your post about looking at mobster Dick fics as Lobster Dick fics and had QUESTIONS🤦
Bruce goes to a fish market for a lobster to eat, accidentally bonds with it in the car, names it Dick because it tries to pinch him when he removes the rubber bands from the claws, and then he insists on getting the best tank for Dick despite Alfred's confused protests.
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i know they aren’t Actually Cats, but please consider: it’s funnier this way
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