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when carmy gives sydney a ride in the next season and he puts her stuff in the back and she accidentally forgets her extra sweater and he sees it and gives it during work
and richie sees and says something about it because ofc he will see it happen and goes
what's this (callback) are you guys sharing clothes now
oh my god (carm and syd at the same time)
it's just a fucking sweater richie
just shut up cousin
and richie just goes mhm okay
+ bonus points if it's the 'S Y D' sweater
#the bear#let me live in my head a bit okay#the bear hulu#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#cousin richie#richard cousin jerimovich#sydney adamu#sydcarmy#syd and carmy#syd adamu#sydney and carmy#carmen carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#carm berzatto#carmy x sydney#syd x carmy#carmy the bear#carmy and sydney#more of my ideas#my post
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NOT STRONG ENOUGH — BOYGENIUS
#the bear#my edit#jeremy allen white#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#mikey berzatto#michael berzatto#cousin richie#richie jerimovich#richard jerimovich#jon bernthal#ebon moss bachrach#fx on hulu#boygenius#julien baker#phoebe bridgers#lucy dacus
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i’m just thinking about the friends and family (soft opening of the bear) parallels to the christmas dinner (fishes) and how they all relate to richard ‘cousin richie’ jerimovich aka the unofficial “bear” in the ‘berzatto’ clan
uncle jimmy chocolate banana. years ago at the christmas dinner talking about the memory with his father. richie remembering and serving it as desert for him at the bear.
carmy making homemade sprite for tiffany (richie’s wife at the time). sydney’s father with his soda because he doesn’t drink and richie knew that because sydney told him.
this is a lot more on the nose but the forks.
richie is sent to stage by carmy he polishes forks for a while goes there to learn something
carmy is wrong about how many forks they needed at the restaurant he didn't listen to sugar + everyone when he was off on his counts he probably could have asked richie about how many forks i mean he polished so many counting them at one point he new a better ballpark for the amount needed
and in fishes mikey throws those forks specifically that last fork landing at the cannoli and the one at the uncles head
cousin calling carmy donna because he sabotaged the night. similarly to how mikie was but ultimately what was remembered was donna crashing her car into the house, which carmy metaphorically did by creating by creating a hole in the kitchen with his negligence. as well as disrespecting claire by making her cry.
also repeating “i love you” to carmy after he was called a “leech” to the family (berzatto’s)
he repeats i love you expecting to hear it back the way mikie and donna gave carmy shit about not saying it. carmy hates being confronted with his emotions especially when there’s tension
#fishes#the bear#ebon moss bachrach#friends and family christmas#jeremy allen white#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#carmen carmy berzatto#richard jerimovich#richard richie jerimovich#richie jerimovich#cousin#cousin richie#tiffany jerimovich#neil fak#uncle jimmy#uncle cicero#claire the bear
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MY MAN CRUSH MONDAY IS...EBON MOSS-BACHRACH
FULL NAME: Ebon Moss-Bachrach
DATE OF BIRTH: March 19, 1977
PLACE OF BIRTH: Amherst, Massachusetts
AGE: 46
SIGN: Pisces
BEST KNOWN FOR: Portraying David Lieberman/Micro on The Punisher; Chris McQueen on NOS4A2; Trey Carano on Interrogation; and currently Richard "Richie/Cousin" Jerimovich on The Bear.
HEIGHT: 6 feet 1 inch tall
#mcm#mcm 2023#man crush#man crush monday#man crush mondays#richard jerimovich#the bear#nos4a2#the punisher#actor#pisces#ebon moss bachrach
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need to grab mr. richard richie cousin jerimovich by the ears and shake his head violently and ask him if he's really so upset at carmy for making sandwiches a different way or if he's upset at carmy because he resents carmy for inheriting the restaurant that belonged to his best friend michael who he was in love with since they were just kids and the more carmy makes different sandwiches in a different way it means the more michael is gone and the more richie has the think about it
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Im Right Here
Word count : 1,749
Pairing: Claire x Richard Jerimovich
Warning: slight angst, ex boyfriend, cheating, heavy detailed sex and cigarettes
Notes: this is My weird continuation of Wake up and tell me what you mean by Imbarelysorry (fpink202) on A03
also I haven’t wrote a fanfic since middle school…I’m in college now LMAOOOO C please bear with me! This was a fun free write <3 Wrote this to Right Here by Chase Atlantic
It’s been a month since Claire jerked him off in his sleep, and they had to break up again because of that. The whole situation made her very insecure about her looks. Is it because I’m too fat? My breasts are too small. Fuck, could it be that I’m getting wrinkles? What was wrong with me? She stood in the mirror. In her bedroom, trying to find a solution to her mind running rampant. Her phone buzzed loudly in her eerily silent room. Was it Carmen? Another redundant apology text? She hoped it was Carmy; a deep part of her was hoping he would talk to her after months of no contact. She turned and leaned on her bed as she reached out for her phone. Carm? No, it’s...Richie?
Rich: Hey Clair bear, I hope you are well."
Me:"Cousin, likewise"
"What’s up with him?" She thought out loud.
Rich: "Can you come to the Bear? I know it might be a lot to ask for."
She rolls her eyes and responds with a thumbs-up emoji, to which Richie responds by hearting it. She gets up and tries to look presentable.
She only threw on her blue and white striped mini dress with her white thigh-high boots.
She’s not trying to impress anyone; she’s lying to herself, of course; she wants that long nose fuck she called her boyfriend way back when from the vixen that has him wrapped around her finger. There's a slight chance that they might end up back together, but it doesn’t hurt to test the theory. Before leaving, She puts on His favorite perfume and leaves. She makes it and waits in the back. Then she heard a voice.
"Good afternoon, m'lady." Richie approached Claire chuckled, "Hello cousin," and he went in for a hug, which she reciprocated. "You look beautiful." "Thank you" He pulls away and takes her tiny hand in his. "Come with me." She follows her into the back of the office; sugar isn’t here, but guess who? "Cousin." Richie said sternly: Carman looked and saw his ex-girlfriend looking as beautiful as ever.
"Claire"
"Carman"
Hearing his name called by her makes his heartache. "I’m sorry"
"Don’t start, please."
"Claire please.."
"I don’t want to hear that shit, Carmen!" She yelled, and He jerked back in his seat.
"Is this some kind of joke, like you got Richie to pull me out of my house just to say that?" Ooohh iM sO sOrrY ClAiRe"
He bites his thumb, trying to figure out what he can say because he’s so shocked. "I-i..." He can’t muster up the words to say anything. She’s near tears. He hasn’t changed from that night of the opening, the night of her using him in his sleep. All the Red flags were there; she was too blind to the fact that he only wants what he wants and doesn’t want her in it.
She turns. "Excuse me" and walks past Richie to go outside. She pulls out a cigarette and lights it, pressing the cigarette against her lips and inhaling. Pulling it out and exhaling. Her tears rolling down her cheeks make the aftertaste of her cigarette worse than how she feels. She sniffles and tries to catch her breath until a large hand touches her shoulder. She turns her head and sees that it’s Richie. She jumps into his arms, bawling her eyes out in silence with only wine and sniffles. Shh, shh, I know, I know." "Why did it have to be like this?" "Because he’s a little weirdo. He doesn’t understand that He was presented with somebody so fucking great." She hums and sniffles in reply.
Look, you’re not the problem; he just doesn’t know what he wants right now. Please don’t let that fuckface get under your skin." Richie brushes her hair to the side and looks at her. He wipes the tears from her face. She looks back, and her stomach starts feeling warm. She never noticed how kind and gentle he was. She knew he was a cool and nice dude, but she had never seen him like this. "You want me to take you home?" Yes, please," she sighed. Okay, let’s go." They get in his car, and he drives her home. She pulls off her heels and curls up. Lying on the leather car seat, in the front, like a passenger princess. He pulls it off without telling anyone, not even Carmen. When they reach her apartment, they pull into the parking lot. "Will you stay over?" Claire asked Richie side-eyed her and lifted one eyebrow. He blinks and says, "Um... I could, of course, if that’s okay?"
She nods her head in response, and he gets out of the car, holding her hand. Claire had an idea for how she could get back at her ex-boyfriend. They enter her building and her apartment, and once inside, Claire pulls Richie onto the couch and kisses him deeply as she pushes him down so that he is lying on top of her. His hands roam all over her body, while hers run through his short but grabbable dark brown hair. They lay there making out for a while before the weight of the situation hit Richie, who got up quickly and asked "W-Wait what are we doing?" Claire whispers, "We’re having sex." Her heart beats faster as she waits for him to kiss her again, but instead, he backs away.
"I-I can’t. It’s wrong"
"Why?" she whimpered. "Sorry, it’s just that I feel horrible if I do, and what about cousin?" Claire rolled her eyes. "It will be fun, and he won’t have to know."
Claire then pulls Richie closer and kisses him on the lips and the neck. He grunts, and she pushes him down again. Richie then kisses Claire passionately; his hands move under her dress and start to fondle her boobs. They stop for a second, and Richie looks at her in the eyes. "Are you sure?" Claire smiles and nods her head. Richie then starts unbuttoning his pants. He pulls down his underwear and reveals his massive cock.
He moves closer and pulls her dress up over her head, revealing her naked body. She looks away in embarrassment, but Richie grabs her by the chin and makes her look into his eyes. "You're so beautiful." He leans down and starts kissing her again. Richie takes his cock and starts rubbing the tip against her slit. The feeling sends shivers down her spine. He looks into her eyes and pushes himself into her entrance. "Oh, God!"
She Cried out as his dick went deeper and deeper into her aching Vag. Richie grunts and groans as he feels her tight pussy wrapped around his cock, giving her every inch of him with so much love. Her body starts to move on its own as she wraps her legs around him and thrusts back into him. Their bodies are sweaty and wet, slapping together like beautiful music.
Her moans grow louder and more sinful as Rich switches his rhythm from regular to two surprise deep strokes. She can feel him going deeper and deeper with each pump. Their bodies are rocking the couch, and Her eyes roll back and her mouth opens wide as the feeling of his peesche pushing against her G-spot overcomes her. Her orgasm is so powerful that her legs begin to shake; it felt like she was shocked by electricity. Her breathing became hard and fast. She felt light-headed, but she didn’t care; she was craving this. This was something Carmen couldn’t give her. Not like this. Richie is grunting and groaning as his dick keeps on hitting her G-spot.
"I'm going to cum!" He cries out, and He pulls out, releasing his seed on her stomach and breasts, whimpering as he finished. They lay there on the couch for a while before Claire gets up and goes to get in the shower. She hops in, and there’s a little dance. Her plan worked! A little too good? She feels a little bit better, but she wants more. She’s craving that man who made her feel like a virgin more. She returns to him in the same spot, still catching his breath. "I think we need to talk about this." Richie says as she comes back. "Yeah. We do. I enjoyed that."
"I did too. But...I feel guilty." Claire rolls her eyes and shakes her head. "I don't care." She climbs back on top of him and starts kissing him again. Richie is caught off guard and lets her push him down on the couch. She begins to kiss his neck and his chest. "Fuck," he says as she starts sucking on his nipples. He can't help but moan as her tongue flicks across his sensitive nubs. She works her way down his chest and stomach, stopping to lick his belly button.
Richie can't believe how much his cock is growing again. He grabs her by her little plump ass and pulls her close to him, and her lips touch the head of his cock. She opens her mouth and wraps her lips around his thick shaft. He cries out as her tongue dances on his still-sensitive cock. Her mouth feels so warm and wet, and He can't believe how intoxicating it is. He groans as her head bobs up and down on his cock. He watches as she swallows the whole thing in one gulp, which makes him gasp and buck up, causing her to gag. It doesn’t affect her; she’s a pro. She looks up at him with her big dark blue-greenish eye like a puppy dog, wanting a treat.
"Oh, God. I'm going to cum again." She hums. Her mouth is sucking and slurping on his cock, and her tongue is doing circles on his sensitive tip. He can't take anymore and releases it inside her mouth, filling His seed in her mouth and running down her chin. He pulls out, and she swallows all of his cum. He says this as he catches his breath. She giggles and wipes her mouth. "We can’t do that again," Richie said sternly, still trying to catch his breath.
"I mean, we can do whatever we want; we’re adults," Claire said, with a straight face, standing up and sitting on the couch. She’s so over Carmen and thinks Richie is a great person, and she could tell he would be a better boyfriend.
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richie being the first person that carmy talks to about wanting to be with sydney / be more than friends and richie is just messing with him
“you wanna have babies with her you want syd’s babies” laughing
and carm is like “shut up” smiling laughing pushing him
“you freak don’t tell me you haven’t thought that far ahead you have it all planned out”
#the bear hulu#the bear#carmy the bear#the bear show#the bear fx#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto#carm berzatto#carmy and sydney#carmy bear#carmen berzatto#carmen and sydney#carmy x sydney#syd and carmy#syd adamu#carm and sydney#sydcarm#sydney x carmy#sydcarmy#syd x carmy#sydney adamu#sydney syd adamu#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#cousin the bear
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imagining if this was part of season 3 and richie talks to carmy about syd
r: what was that about
you were all smiley
c: was just enjoying a conversation (annoyed)
r: well you are acting like i wasn’t even there just staring at syd the whole time with big sweetheart eyes
c: what?
r: do you have a thing for her now or has it always been sydney
#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmy the bear#the bear hulu#the bear#carmy and sydney#syd and carmy#syd adamu#syd x carmy#carm berzatto#more of my ideas#my post#carmy x sydney#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#sydcarm#ayo edebiri#ebon moss bachrach#richard cousin jerimovich#richie jerimovich#richard jerimovich#cousin richie#jeremy allen white
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carm and syd having an argument
richie butting in imitating them with his hands and making barking noises
“it's like two little dogs barking at each other it's annoying shut the fuck up”
#the bear hulu#the bear#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmy the bear#carm berzatto#sydney adamu#syd and carmy#carmy and sydney#jeremy allen white#ayo edebiri#ebon moss bachrach#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#cousin richie#sydcarmy#carmen berzatto
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somebody flirting with sydney, and carmy and richie going *eyebrow raise* and bothering her about it and syd laughing with them would be funny af
“get a load of this guy” “smooth operator over there wanting a meal comp” “compliments to the chef” “kiss the plate she barely touched man”
then carm going “okay enough” and putting a stop to it
something about carm and richie ribbing her and how familiar it sounds (mikey)
#the bear hulu#the bear#carmy the bear#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto#syd and carmy#carm berzatto#syd adamu#carmy and sydney#syd x carmy#richie jerimovich#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#ebon moss bachrach#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#sydney syd adamu#sydney adamu#carmen and sydney#carmy bear#sydney x carmy#carmy x sydney#carmen berzatto#the bear cousin#cousin the bear
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marcus at the funeral to syd
“sorry about friends and family night by the way”
“don't worry about it anymore you more than made up for it.”
if someone overhears … (probably richie with his nonexistent eyebrows)
#the bear hulu#ebon moss bachrach#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#sydney syd adamu#syd adamu#sydney adamu#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy the bear#the bear#carm berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmy and sydney#syd and carmy#syd x carmy
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thinking about what mayonnaise they use at the beef aka the bear show
in the show cousin mentions carmy changed the mayo and i wanna know to which since he is a french’s mustard person (normal and he’s so right)
#the bear show#the bear#the bear hulu#richard cousin jerimovich#cousin richie#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#ebon moss bachrach#jeremy allen white#carmy#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy the bear#carmy bear#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto
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when sydney is telling her story about how sheridan crumbled you can tell she is a pretty great storyteller even in season one when she talks to marcus about her life before the beef. most of the people at the bear /beef have that charisma gary, ebra, richie (unfortunately at times)the later one who does it as a way to honor mikey’s stories and seemed to get that from him
but sydney hasn’t really talked with the crew like that at least not from what we have seen on the show so i’m going to give my suggestion and hope that in season three sydney is chatting with the crew after or before service and getting close to them cause she seems chill when nobody is fucking going crazy and yelling at her and she likes to talk
i think that will end up making her closer to richie i think they’ll have conversations like that now that they have both mellowed down and seem to be on okay enough terms aka not trying to rip each others throats out
i see rich telling her about mikey and her telling him about her mom and just the similarities they share in general likewise how mikey would’ve felt about the new spot and her
#the bear hulu#the bear#sydney adamu#ayo edebiri#sydney syd adamu#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#cousin richie#the bear fx#the bear series#the bear show#the bear season three#the bear s3#ebra#ebraheim the bear#ebon moss bachrach
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muffled yelling the kitchen tina and marcus sharing looks
“that’s like what their third fight already” richie says walking in “i can feel it in the front of the house…” (he’s into some vibe stuff now)
“i think it’s just gotten worse. i don’t even know what it’s about, if i want to know, if any of us should…”
“honestly they might just be doing it to get under each other’s skin now”
“not everyone volunteering to stop those two all at once. fine i’ll go see. they need to go back to work.”
#the bear hulu#the bear#carmen carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto#carmy the bear#carm berzatto#sydney adamu#syd and carmy#carmy and sydney#jeremy allen white#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#tina the bear#marcus the bear#marcus brooks#?#ayo edebiri#ebon moss bachrach
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i can picture sydney and richie trying to be nicer to each other next season but richie is still richie so she gets annoyed by his behavior sometimes and she just does that classic sydney annoyed look but i’m not gonna say anything anymore after going "richie- wh- why do i even bother" and just turning around and going to tell nat or carmy if he notices (but carmy also doesn't do shit about it)
alternatively sydney and richie are getting along a bit and she just takes a breath before going like "ok." with her hands and just repeating herself but calmer so he will listen and sometimes it works
#classic#the bear hulu#the bear#carmen carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#sydney syd adamu#sydney adamu#richard cousin jerimovich#richard jerimovich#richie jerimovich#ebon moss bachrach#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#natalie berzatto#the bear show#the bear fx#the bear series#the bear season three#the bear s3
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