couldn't stop giggling whilst playing as lady d in re8 mercenaries(took me forever to unlock her).
throwing a vanity as an attack is literally the best girl bossiest thing they possibly could've added to the game. and so now heres a doodle of her in a bowling pose, doing just that.
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The four lords, the Dimitrescu sisters, and Ethan finding Miranda's dead body.
Ethan: So. Who killed her? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Angie: I did. I killed her.
Ethan: No. No, you didn't. Lady Dimitrescu?
Lady D: Don't look at me, look at Heisenberg.
Heisenberg: What?! I didn't kill her!
Lady D: Huh. That's odd. How'd you even know she was dead, child?
Heisenberg: Because she's laying here in front of us and she's fucking dead, you super-sized bitch.
Lady D: Suspicious.
Heisenberg: No, it's not!
Donna: If it matters, probably not...Moreau was the last one to see her.
Moreau: Liar! I would never hurt Mother!
Donna: Oh really? Then what were you doing at the end of the meeting earlier?
Moreau: I was talking with Mother. Everyone knows that, Donna!
Angie: Alright, everyone shut up! I did it! I killed her!
Ethan: No. Who killed her?
Heisenberg: *whispering* The fly bitches have been awfully quiet...
Bela, Cass, and Daniela: Really?!
Heisenberg: Yeah, really!
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Ethan: I killed her. She took my daughter so I killed her. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with blood on their faces and a lycan's head on a stick. Good. Now it can be a little chummy around here.
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I know the re cast use their intercoms for such stupid things when they’re not in the middle of a crisis.
Leon would get bored and start asking Hunnigan shit like whether or not she’d still love him if he was a worm, Ada most definitely just randomly turns hers on and starts singing the most odd shit at Wesker to give him a fright.
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