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piers-wifey · 2 years

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More S.T.A.R.S. shitposts because why not.

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albertweskerxchrisredfield · 2 years

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Asuna: *Gently taps table*

Chris: *Taps back*

Wesker: What are they doing?

Jill: Morse code.

Asuna: *Aggressively taps table*

Chris: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

#resident evil #re #albert wesker #chris redfield #jill valnetine #Asuna and Chris shenanigans #Asuna Kudo #Adalia Asuna Kudo #my oc #inncorrect quotes

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faustiiian · 3 years

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐄 DO NOT STEAL

#my edits #faust edits #ethan winters #HUNK #jill valnetine #leon s kennedy #resident evil

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svetlanabelikova · 9 years

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;;JILL VALENTINE ICON BATCH #004

20 icons 100x100px please like or reblog if you are going to use them

#my edits #jill valnetine #resident evil #role player helper #rp helper #resident evil revelations #resident evil 3

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piers-wifey · 2 years

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No touchy da babies! They're my children now, so fuck off Capcom!

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piers-wifey · 2 years

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Could you do one were S.T.A.R.S team goes to do paintball and like who’ll win

You don’t have to do it just a suggestion

First of all, I'm so freaking sorry it took me so long to get this done. Writer's block was kicking my imaginary balls and I really couldn't come up with anything good. But now it's finally here and I really hope you like it. Thanks again for the suggestion, I hope you have a great day/evening/night.

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Imagine going paintballing with the S.T.A.R.S. squad

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🔫 The trip was Chris' idea. With the help of Jill and Forest, and an ungodly amount of luck, he managed to convince the others of his plan

🔫 The only reason Enrico and Wesker agreed to the trip is that they wanted to turn it into a 'Combat training' for both teams, which was fine with everyone

🔫 They were split into two teams; team A and team B. Both teams wear matching shirts so they can distinguish their 'friends' from their 'foes'

🔫 Enrico finds the idea it quite amusing, Wesker doesn't

🔫 Barry is probably the least competitive member and actually hesitates to shoot the other team

🔫 Joseph is receiving 'Booty shots' all the time. Especially Brad is very amused by it and shows absolutely no sympathy for our poor bandana boy (good for him)

🔫 Kevin, although he's a really good pilot, sucks at paintball. His shooting skills aren't bad or anything, it's just, well, he's one unlucky fella and always ends up getting shot no matter what

🔫 Kenneth only hit once, and of course it had to be one of his own teammates (it's okay, Kenny, you have other qualities)

🔫 No one, except Enrico, has the guts to shoot Wesker. It's nearly impossible to hit him anyway. His cat-like reflexes are just too powerful. Not to mention that, should you dare to shoot him, he'll have a field day with teaching you a lesson. And trust me, you absolutely do not want that

🔫 Forest tried it once and when I tell you he looked like he fell into a pot of yellow paint, I am absolutely not exaggerating. My man probably has a trauma now

🔫 Edward and Jill tend to take the whole "Team A against team B" rivalry a teeny tiny bit too seriously and end up going absolutely feral and shooting everything that moves

🔫 And yet Rebecca somehow managed to dodge all of the attacks. She's one lucky gal who, despite being as sweet as sunshine, turns out to be a quite dangerous opponent

🔫 She and Kevin team up and together they take down Joseph, who didn't stand a chance against them. RIP his colourful ass

🔫 To avoid getting his ass whooped by Forest, or God forbid Edward, Brad always stays close to Wesker

🔫 Although the whole trip was supposed to be a team bonding thingy, Forest and Chris spend most of their time shooting each other for funsies (My condolences to anyone who got caught in their crossfire. Especially you, Richard)

🔫 Richard got shot in the dick twice. The first time it was Chris and the second time, you guessed it, was Kenneth (Even I felt that. Ouch)

🔫 Enrico and Wesker end up having a 1v1 battle to finally settle who the better sharpshooter is

🔫 Unfortunately, this could never be determined as Kenneth managed to steal team A's flag, making team B the winner

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piers-wifey · 2 years

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I also had a thought ...... Stars playing animal crossing....

Oh Gods, I'm actually not too familiar with the games cuz I never played them, but I'm pretty sure Kenny, Ed, Becca and Richie would have lots of fun with building/decorating their gardens/houses, and even give each other tips

Barry would probably enjoy the fishing a lot

Joseph spends a shit ton of money on fancy things and ends up in depth (dunno if that's even possible jbfksqks)

Forest and Chris make a competition to see who can build the better town and force the others to vote

Brad just likes to listen to the music and stare off into the distance

Jill complaints about not being able to have a dog in the games

Kevin stays up the whole night to play the game and complete all tasks

Enrico, though he doesn't play it often, is the one who finds out about secret tasks on accident

Wesker, though reluctant at first, actually ends up liking it. There's something about this silly little game that actually is charming and helps him relax