#remy's fluffy cow
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->Wanting to be kidnapped
-> Getting excited
-> Has to take a puff of ventalin because got too excited and started coughing
-> I also need an inhaler when I cry
-> Oh. Wait
-> Fanasy is significantly less arousing
-> Unless my kidnapper packs my inhaler
:(
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS SO OFTEN
It's why I wrote that thing abt my ocs Ezra and Jasper
At least with, like, Kylar, they probably already know what you need and where you keep it.
We are all shit outta luck with Eden, Black Wolf, Great Hawk
.......on the farm, Remy has Harper come inspect you so, like, they'd probably be able to get you any medical stuff you need....after a while.....and....with.....fluffy cow au (^///^) they'd wanna make sure you were in tip top shape
Harper is best potential abductor bc they already know all about any medical needs and can v easily provide uwu
...............so......like.......yandere Avery wouldn't be great seeing as the intro to them is they keep you after a date or after severely hurting you so you most likely didn't have everything you'd normally need on you, like medicine. But, well, they'd probably get it for you? Why wouldn't they? You're their perfect little trophy and they kinda need you to, well, be alive. So, they can get ya stuff, but only after you calm down enough to tell them what you need.
#mumbling n muttering#quiet ocs#jasper chase#ezra chase#kylar the loner#eden the hunter#black wolf the alpha#great hawk the terror#remy the farmer#remy's fluffy cow#harper the doctor#yandere kidnapper avery#yandere kidnaper avery#yk avery
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Orchid the Submissive
Physical attributes:
A light skin color with a dark tan
Soft brown hair that reaches just past her shoulders. She has dyed magenta tips of her hair.
Will either have her hair up in a fluffy ponytail, or just loose.
Light blue eyes
Wears a bunny headband bow, because she thinks its cute. It emotes to her feelings/reactions. She almost never takes it off.
She has a toned and powerful physique
Originally had pert sized breasts, but was mocked by Whitney and her friends into feeling inadequate about having smaller breasts. So she bought a breast enlargement pill, and was eventually kidnapped and turned into a cow giving her now enormous breasts.
She used to have a slim ass that is now large due to the cow to.
She has three tattoos "Bound to Sydney" on her left shoulder. "Sydney makes me :)" on right shoulder. A flower tattoo above her pubic area. (I imagine it's a Orchid flower)
She is a virgin who wears a chasity belt with an anal shield.
Story beats so far/ Li interactions
Orchid kind, is a caring person trying to be helpful to the fellow folks in the town.
Her school performance is exemplary
In the fall she would go into the forest and try and go find foxes. She'd chase them around so she could pet them. The foxboy's kept trying to mate with her, but were frustrated due to the chasity belt. After these encounters Orchid has started burying eggs when she'd get extra.
In the orphanage Bailey has no opinion of her, but overall the atmosphere of the orphanage is kind. Also having a working pepper spray lab.
Was friends with M!Robin for a long time, and recently returned their romantic feelings. Also pays for them at the orphanage. He cherishes her.
Whitney bullies her, and believes she can do whatever she wants to her with minimal repercussions. Orchid with fight her over some of the really bad things Whitney has planned for her. But she let's her walk right over her other than in those instances. Thus making Whitney believe that Orchid is her pet.
Fell for, and Corrupted M!Sydney who is her main love interest. She technically lost her virginity to him, but the prayer room restored it. He wants to be deflowered by her.
Is nice to M!Kylar due to pity, and just wanting to treat him nicely. Tries to not push their relationship more than that. Even though Kylar wants to be more. He is obsessed with her.
Was sold to M!Eden due to not having enough money for Herself and Robin. Escaped after weaking the leash. But was caught and negotiated about staying a week in town. Forgets to go visit him a lot. He thinks she's adorable.
Met M!Avery when working on the science fair project in the park, and dates him for money, but also forgets to go on the dates sometimes leading to him wanting her on a tighter leash.
She occasionally works on M!Alex's farm, but the two are struggling against Remy's goons. They've almost cleared three fields. Alex admires her.
One day she went deep into the Moor and met the F!Great Hawk. They have a nice loving relationship and eventually Orchid acquired the harpy tf. That was eventually replaced by the cow to after being kidnapped and sold to Remy. The Great Hawk has claimed Orchid as her wife though.
Another day she tried going deep into the forest to see what's in there, but was jumped by the M!Black Wolf. After dealing with the assault from all the wolves after he took her back to the pack Orchid treats all the wolfboys, girls, and wolves kindly and looks out for the younglings while the others go on a hunt. But she leaves quite often to deal with things in town. The Black Wolf is glad she is his mate even though.
Has been hypnotized into responding positively to being hurt/ letting people take pictures of her. Beguiled yearning, and sublime flaunting.
She was beaten, and assaulted so much that she has become truly submissive, and a guilty masochist.
While on the farm Remy grew fond of them while Orchid planned her escape. Eventually though Eden came and saved her from the farm. But before then she dug and escape hole, and befriended Remy's horses, and centaurs and would give them all the apples she would receive from the times Doctor Harper would come visit. Remy thinks that she's adorable.
She recognizes Harper from her time at the farm. Orchid doesn't trust him due to the vial treatment he would try on her while at the farm. She'd put up a fight every time he'd attempt it, but was a fine patient all the other times he'd visit. He has no opinion of her though.
Orchid occasionally studies dance at the dance studio when she has the time and money to do so. She's studied enough that Charlie has them performing gigs occasionally. He thinks she's delightful.
Due to them performing dance gigs the nun Jordan has them investigating a disappearance of a fellow initiate to the temple.
She is a initiate at the church she used to have the highest of purity, but has fallen drastically due to being talked into doing lewd things with women. But she cleans, and gardens at the temple really well, and has full grace due to her hard work.
Thanks to their dancing skills, and cow tf she has become a great chef at the cafe. Making the business so much money that it renovated and earning the owner Sam's favor. She thinks Orchid is delightful.
Leighton, Mason, and River has no opinion of her, where as Sirris thinks she's adorable, and Winter thinks she is delightful. But the students think she's odd, and bully her quite often.
Recently the cow tf has disappeared lowering the quantity of milk for the cream puffs at the cafe. Making it harder to get money from that job. The real question is what transformation will be next wolf? Fox? Or back to cow?
Her ultimate goal is to reach 1 million dollars, finish the town projects, and help Alex's farm. We'll see what else happens as the game updates, or if there's a reset back to the beginning.
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Contents: afab!Remy (she/her), afab!cow!pc (she/her), lactation, pc is kind of dumb
Note: very gently kind of inspired by @/angrelysimpping fluffy cow gf. Sort of. It was in my head, dammit!
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She hated the machine that Master hooked onto her heavy chest each night. The way it sucked at her sensitive nipples left the place between her legs so wet and needy that it hurt. All she wanted was to stick her hand between her legs and touch herself until she passed out, but the last time she did that Master got angry so she wasn’t allowed to anymore. Master was scary when she got angry, usually reinforcing her rules with the whip she kept at her side.
Lying there for however long it took for her milk to fill up the containers was sooooo painful without being allowed to relieve herself. Even rubbing her thighs together was more tortuous than anything as the friction built up her desire without quenching it. Her soft moos leaked out of her milking pen as she tried to get comfy while waiting for Master to come back for her.
She couldn't say when her nipples started to get sore and puffy, but she knew they hurt. They always hurt so much after the machine was done with her. The only thing that stopped her from freeing herself from the painful experience was knowing that Master would be disappointed if she acted bad. She wanted Master to be proud of her. The thought of Master calling her a good girl and petting her head before giving her an apple made her leak more than she already was. Master liked her productive and she wanted nothing more than to be a good girl. Although the containers were starting to overflow and she was panicking. Master would be angry if she wasted any of her milk.
Distressed mooing filled the pen as she watched the containers fill in horror. She didn't want Master to be angry with her.
"Calm down or you'll spoil your milk."
Master!
She could have cried in happiness from seeing Master Remy opening the door to her pen. Even with her eyes hard and lidded at she glared down at her little cow, she was happy. But no crying. Master said to stay calm.
Remy looked at the containers where her milk had been gathered, then seemed to check the time with a proud smile. "Of course my best girl finished earlier than expected."
That's right. She was Master's best girl. Master's favorite!
She stayed on all fours and waited patiently as Remy leaned down to finally free her breasts from the machine that had been sucking at them for so long. The content moo that slowly left her lips like a sigh felt like the world falling off her shoulders.
Remy observed how swollen her cow's nipples were as she set the pump to the side. More importantly, they were still leaking.
"Really?" Remy groped her chest, squeezing the breast in her hand and watching more milk flow out. Her cow was forced to sit up as she pulled at them. "You're wasting your milk."
She mooed in apology, lowering her eyes.
"You know better." Remy leaned closer, wrapping her lips around the puffy nipple and gently sucking at it. "No wasting something so precious."
Awww! Master's mouth felt amazing sucking at her breasts. She loved Master. She loved Master so much that the spot between her legs was tingling even more. She hoped Master would move lower soon because she didn't think she could wait long today.
#h2ho#nsft post#degrees of lewdity#remy the farmer#dol remy#tw lactation#tw hybrids#a cool drink of water
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Adam West Batman: The Batman who smiles for good reason
Hello, everyone. As some of you may know, I like to review and give my analysis on famous things that are comic or cartoon related especially when they relevant to my interests. In this case, the Batman franchise. To be specific, the live action Batman tv series from the 60s aka Adam West Batman.
I was a child of the 80s, but this show was popular then too and I watched it. My memories of it are happy and even now, while I now get how campy it is, it is a fun kind of campy of which you respect because it never got obnoxious or insulted the intelligence of the viewer. If anything, it worked with the intellect and imagination of the viewers, which were children, by being fun, inventive, colourful and positive. Contrary to the negative criticism, this show did not take Batman and turn into a fool. It took Batman and allowed him to be fun. Batman’s iconic intelligence and resourcefulness were never ever compromised in the show. If anything, Adam West Batman started the trend of showcasing it especially with all of the neat gadgets and thinking two steps ahead of the bad guys. Another thing I praise this show for was how much care and creativity was put into it. Sure, the costumes were friendlier and brighter, but they were beautiful and so was the scenery, the score and the amount of creativity behind the episodes. It was very clear that the people behind this iconic series loved what they were doing and loved their show. Most importantly, it was clear that they really loved Batman and the qualities about him that make him an amazing hero. And it is not him being broody, rude or angry.
The qualities that make Batman Batman are his genius, his resourcefulness, his detective skills, his courage and most importantly, his heart. People forget that Batman is only tough and broody when he needs to be. When around others, he is a very compassionate and gentle person. He is not made of rage. He is made of love. For that, Adam West Batman still stands the test of time as a kid’s show and while it is goofy, you fall in love with it unlike the loveless cash cows we see aimed at kids these days. I also have to admit this even if no one else will, to a certain extent, visuals matter. A lot.
When it comes to stuff aimed for kids, art and style are everything. When it comes to an action series, no matter how campy it is, it needs to have edges, a bit of firmness and good style that screams action. Soft, fluffy and cute art is for shows with no action and are more family oriented like the Care Bears, Remy and Boo and My Little Pony. And that is ok. Soft and round suits them, but for an action series, you needs pointed and sharp edges. And even Adam West Batman has that and it has the fun fight scenes to watch.
In closing, I think this series was a lot of fun and if I had to pick a series to introduce my own son to Batman with, this would be it. In fact, I think I will.
#adam west batman#batman#the batman#1960s batman#love batman#batman fan#batman fandom#adam west#beautiful#genius#kid friendly#fun#campy#fabulous
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Im currently going through kylar brainrot but like, what do you think kylar + the other LI’s if you wish would work as adults? my dude kylar wants “lots of babies” then he better provide for them financially istg 🤨🤨
I'll do the ones specifically described as the PC's age, so the school trio, Alex and I'll throw Wren in for shits and giggles.
Alex
A farm as a front for a breaking bad set up? Now that's fun.
Eventually you're gonna find out, and your reaction and the subsequent happenings are going to depend on a lot.
If they're low dominance and you disapprove there's a chance they'll stop, especially if Bailey is still sticking their nose in things.
High dominance? They'll insist that it'll all be well, no they won't get caught, you just focus on the fields, okay?
May let you join in if you're curious, but ultimately may keep you at an arms length about it. Just in case it does fuck up, you don't need to be caught in the crossfire.
Could end up in jail.
I think Alex might want a big family, if you're able.
You will meet more of his family and start realising what their mam/dad meant in their letter.
The family puts it on you to keep Alex safe.
Gives me motorcycle gang vibes, without the bikes.
Kylar
Kylar might be forced to take on the family business, demanding you be their stay at home spouse.
The wedding is very quicky done, its an elopement.
Will do a big ceremony if you ask, just be aware that their vows are gonna as intense as their English Poems.
Probably away from home most of the day, exceedingly clingy when they get back.
Constantly wants you/them pregnant. I don't think they'd allow a sperm doner if needs be, but if the PC brings up how being an orphan was horrible, you could convince them to adopt.
Convincing Kylar that they're an adult, and that if an office job makes them sad then they can try to build up what they really want in their spare time, you'll support them.
Kylar as an artist/game streamer.
Streamer Kylar having a small but loyal fan base, cryptid status. Known for slipping up and letting out what their fetishes are.
Fanbase bullies them, but if you come on stream they start behaving, they think you're the sweetest.
The path if they don't get you? Incel. Pure, should be on a watch-list incel.
Also possible future felon.
Robin
Therapy. Lots and lots of years of therapy.
Gets out of town as soon as possible.
Also could see as a streamer, Crankgameplays vibes.
Gets a cute pet, loves them dearly. Probably a dog, a big fluffy one with floppy ears.
Could also see them stuck in retail for years, trying to get by in University.
Robin growing up to be a History Professor with a loving healthy relationship with the PC.
Professor Robin being very forgiving with their students, giving them drinks and snacks when they come to the office.
Thinks about having kids for a long time before/if they decide to have them. Is terrified something will happen to them and the kid will end up with Bailey.
Whitney
I could picture Whitney just leaving as soon as school ends.
Packs a bag and fucks off, going to the nearest big city so they can start over.
Could end up homeless for a while.
Maybe getting an apprenticeship, working as a mechanic.
Or a hairdresser.
If they're with the PC then I could see them asking for you to run off with them.
Gets angry and has a huge argument with you if you say no, but won't kidnap you about it.
Storms off without saying bye, never stops thinking about you after and constantly thinks about going back for you.
If you go with them? Will protect the they'll out of you if you're on the streets.
If you try to prostitutes yourself for money they'll end up your pimp. You only fuck clients they say you can.
If they have kids it's an accident. Takes up the role, but its a learning curve.
Whitney is much smarter than they look. I think they'll end up pretty comfortable. Not rich, by any standards, but they'll calm down a lot and be far more respectful away from that shit town.
Wren
Might end up six feet under if Remy catches on to their shenanigans.
Or in jail.
Failing all that? Wren could get recruited by Alex.
Less chance of getting strapped up and tuned into a cow at Alex's. Could end up a drug smuggler for them.
Or Bailey. I think Bailey could see potential there and hire Wren to sabotage the orphans lives so Bailey can make more money off of them.
Wren is a little chaotic shit. I think they're too used to a life of crime to have a normal life by now, and would appreciate a ride or die s/o.
Wren playing the long game and finessing the ranch from Remy.
Kids with Wren is a bad idea. Don't do it.
#degrees of lewdity alex#degrees of lewdity kylar#degrees of lewdity robin#degrees of lewdity whitney#degrees of lewdity wren#degrees of lewdity#degrees of theories#spill your guts#anonymous
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Hiii so, remember that time I said i have genshin hcs on the main cast, well here they are. (Well, most of them. I'll see how far I can write)
Btw a lil context, visions are abilities that a person gets in their world, and sometimes linked in their personalities, (btw this is just fan theories**)
Once u are given an element/vision from the gods, ur stuck with it, ok let's begin!
Arlo (our pretty boy) 💛:
-He would definitely have a geo vision (geo=determination)
-I feel like he would get his when he's PreArc!Arlo, where he's rlly dedicated bout the hierarchy and shit
- He would also probably have some links in the fatui, maybe his relatives (to summary it, they're one of the main antags of the game)
- Geo chars can also make shields, which alr fits his powers
-Arlo would have Snezhnayan roots (Snezhnayan=Russian area, also where the Fatui originated)
Seraphina 💜 (yass girl boss):
- Anemo, without a doubt (Anemo= have their own definition of freedom/& means to get them)
- Personally I'm torn whether she got it b4, or after she met John (tbh idk much her char so srry)
- Anemo allows the person to, well, use winds (some use it for speed, others for healing, and some one defensive side, yk yk) so i think it also fits her powers (gosh she's definitely ond the dmg dealer of the cast sksjs)
- I feel like she would be apart of Mondstadt's knights, like after she met John (knights serve the city as it's protectors, & their not in good terms w the fatui)
-Also for some reason, I can see her having a Liyuen ancestry (Liyue is like the place similar to China in game)
John (Sweet sad autum boy) 🖤:
- Ok holy cow you're hard to find a vision, but hear me out, Cryo John (Cryo=Duality)
- He's torn between so many things rn (and from the past, but he's making bby steps!)
- He's would also be a late bloomer (like in canon)
- Cryo itself is rlly diverse in that game, so i think it would fit him (mybe he can mimic or deflect the attacks from any element, but imagine how op that shit would be hahsjsjz)
- As much as I wanna put him in the knights as well, I like the thought of him being neither the knights, he just do his own shit
-He would also probably have Snezhnayan blood (like Arlo, but he's not born there)
Remi (Cherry girl) 💗:
-Ik she canonical has electricity, but personality wise, I think she would be Pyro (Fire; Also Pyro=Ambition)
- Like have u seen her? Her middle name is ambitious (but in a good way!)
- She would get hers during her Arc, like, that's where her ambition burn the most
- A rival of Cryo, for it's diversity (like there's MANY chars who use this element and have their own twist to it)
- She would def also join the knights during her Arc
- Idk if this is canon, but i think she was implied to have Japanese roots (that's why I find her being Half Inazuman fitting)
I kinda ran out of ideas to Isen and Blyke (srry boys 🧡 ❤️), but i might revisit their hc again jksk
Btw I just saw Chp 252, and OMFG I'm CRYING over the fluff in that ep, I'm glad Blyke & Johnny got a decent chat just this once. Also Arlo believing in himm aaaaa
Also why is Isen kinda fine, likd i just realized it aksjsk
Srry if this thingy got waaay too long, but, bye bye!
—🌻 Sunflower Anon (Any pronouns!)
Ooooooooo interesting!!!!!!!! Even tho I don't know what they are, I think the choices you made for them are super cool!!!! Thanks for sharing <3 <3 <3
Yesssssss I love chp 252 its lovely-
My darling gym bros *chefs kiss*
Everyone seeing how hard John's trying is amazing and so fluffy-
Isen very fine bro-
Like he doesn't get a lot of good angles or shots, but when he does he's so very pretty. It's honestly jarring how gorgeous he is in some shots lmao
Nah it's fine!!!! No worries about long asks :D :D
(i'll add them :D <3)
#unordinary#unordinary seraphina#unordinary john#unordinary arlo#unordinary remi#unordinary isen#unordinary headcanon#berriwords#sunfloweranon
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DOL Ask Game
What got you into dol?
An author I used to follow on Wattpad wrote fanfic about it and I got intrigued so I downloaded it and now here I am still playing it
Pc gender?
Cis female. Gotta project myself into my avatars haha
Gender ratio in town?
50/50
Npc genders?
All male except for Robin but she does have a d
Favoriete love intrest?
Sydney. I love the whole idea of 'corrupting a pure and devout guy until they're in love/obsessed with you' so he takes my heart.
Black Wolf is a close second because I love the poly aspect but I wish there was more we could do with them like some of the other love interests.
Least favorite love interest?
Not that they're my least favorite but Avery. I don't really interact with them much so he's not on my mind much
Favorite npc?
It's a tie between two but it's controversial cause I always see people dissing them lol. I just wish we had more chances of consensually lewding them/more events cause I love them lol
Leighton - I'm kind of into the whole pervy teacher who abuses his power. One of the reasons I'm going to school is so that I can do the photoshoots, participate in his science class inspections, and go to detention. Also why I'm always at the brothel on Fridays. Trying to get him to take all my virginities in my current run. Just need the an*l since he can't take our handholding one
Morgan - I know that he's creepy and dirty but I can't help it 😭The whole shtick of him thinking we're their kid/the inc*st vibes is just *chef kiss*
Least favorite npc?
Gwylan. Like the least favorite love interest question, it's not that I don't like them but I just don't interact with them much. So they just kind of slip my mind
Favorite teacher?
Mason cause I love his whole 'wants to be with us but is held back by morals.' I just got the locker scene during the panty raid and it was everything I wanted and more. Just fall into temptation already
Least favorite teacher?
Like the other least favorite question, I'm just indifferent to the rest. There's no one I dislike
Favorite play style? (Sub/def/mix)
Submissive. Make love not war lmaooo
Favorite transformation?
I don't really play with the transformation on but I would say cow cause it's cute and because angrelysimpping's Remy fluffy cow fics endeared me to it
Least favorite transformation?
Angel cause we're falling into temptation/lust. Ain't no time to be pure lol✌️
Favorite job?
Tie between chef at Sam's cafe and dancer/prostitute at the brothel. Like the whole secret aspect of the first job and for the second it's cause I like putting on the shows
Least favorite job?
Not cause I don't like it but dockworker, I don't really do this job so I forget about it
Favorite bad end?
The farm because I like interacting with Remy / once again angrelysimpping's AU endeared me to it
Least favorite bad end?
I haven't gotten the other endings yet so I have no opinion on them
Do you collect feats?
No. I mainly use the cheats so I can't collect them
Do you use cheats?
Yes. I'm trying to have fun and I can't do that by following the rules lol
Reasonably debauched, Vanilla, everything goes or no beasts?
Reasonably debauched. I have disabled: NPCs may forcibly write on you cause I'm not trying to get any unwanted tattoos, NPCs may try to choke you cause I can only handle some pain, no soft monster vore / wasps / slugs / spiders / and bees but everything else is on
Anything else you wanna confess?
Very thankful I found this game cause it's really fun <3
#degrees of lewdity#ask game#mutuals/friends dont look at this lmaoo#the game is a guilty pleasure#but that doesn't mean that I'm not embarrassed that you guys will see my answers lol
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Can I get more Rhodey facts?
You bet your ass you can.
- Okay, so Benjamin Anthony Shaley. Rhodey to his team and most other athletes; Ben to his family and everyone else besides. His middle name is Anthony because his mom is Italian, and her side of the family is big, full of working-class Italians who have been in the US for varying generations. This makes Rhodey the second-most Italian member of Kiersey Men’s Hockey, after Rocco Mahone. (Nobody steals alpha Italian status from him. He’s from Long Island.)
- Rhodey’s family is probably practicing-Catholic, although Rhodey doesn’t super go to church when he’s at college. It’s nothing really against religion. He just doesn’t feel that strongly about it. His mom is more religious than his dad.
- He has a younger sister, a younger brother, and an older sister. His older sister goes to Providence College two years ahead of Rhodey’s first year at Kiersey, and he’s in regular contact with her. He FaceTimes with his two younger siblings, one of whom is in high school and the other in middle school, often. Their family is tight-knit and kind of chaotic, but in a good way. His mom is a fifth-grade teacher and his dad is a pharmacist.
- As is mentioned briefly in this fic, Rhodey plays guitar. Music is a really important hobby to him; he does it to chill and wind down. His singing isn’t as good as his playing, but he can carry a tune. In terms of stuff to play, he trends toward alt-rock, heavy stuff, in the vein of Muse and Royal Blood, and by the way, he definitely definitely one hundred percent had an emo phase around tenth grade. MCR and P!ATD were his jam. Still are, unironically.
(A bunch more Rhodey facts under the cut!)
- By the way, he probably joins a band at Kiersey. It’s the kind of band that only plays, like, three times a semester, because schedules are hellish and hockey comes first for him, but he’ll occasionally get together with music friends and jam out at an open mic session at whatever café on campus.
- The man bun was an accident, because his hair got long one summer in high school and he tied it up to go to the beach, but now it’s a permanent part of his aesthetic.
- Rhodey’s pansexual, which may have been apparent from his disaster thirst over literally every living person in the one fic I posted featuring him. He probably realized he wasn’t straight in high school, and college is where he capitalizes on the opportunity to, well. Have some fun. Why not? It’s college. He’s comfortable in his sexuality, and he’d be happy ending up with any partner. Gender is not important.
- He ends up majoring in architecture, but he very much comes into college not knowing what he wants to do with his life. Hockey has always been huge for him, and he knows there’s a chance he could be scouted, but even though he’ll have a successful college hockey career, he ultimately won’t go to the NHL. He finally finds his groove and likely moves right back to Providence to work.
- Hey, by the way, Rhodey is from Rhode Island.
- No, seriously. He wants to make sure you know. He’s from Rhode Island. And Rhode Island is the best state.
- (Dude. For real. It’s the best.)
- His uncle went to Kiersey (not the Rhode Island mob boss uncle but his dad’s brother), and his younger sister ends up playing Kiersey women’s hockey.
- He has a big fluffy black dog at home named Chuck. Don’t ask me why they named their dog a human name. I really have no idea.
- He would not hesitate to kill a man for his friends.
- He and Nando are banned from doing the Cha Cha Slide at parties.
- He’s ridiculously thirsty for Remy’s tragically heterosexual roommate, Francis.
- He wears a bunch of random bracelets all the time.
- He’s charismatic out the ass, and it’s not forced, either. He’s just genuinely extremely flirty and charming all of the damn time.
- He will lip-sync on a table at a party and no one can stop him.
I hope this satisfies your need for Rhodey facts, at least for now, and if it doesn’t, you know where to find me in my ask box, ‘cause I’ll write about these boys ‘till the cows come home.
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Lacuna | Chapter 7
“And that… is how you build a bridge… apparently.” Kahli hiccuped.
“And it works?” Antoine asked. “You can… walk over it?”
“With a hundred people.”
Sam shook her head. “I wouldn’t trust that thing.”
Kahli hiccuped again. “Rude.”
“Has… people… been on it?” Emily asked. Her brows furrowed as she focused to string her words together.
Kahli shrugged. “I ‘unno. Pro’lly.”
“Have you been on it?” Antoine asked.
Kahli giggled. “No, way.”
“Why not?” Sam asked.
“Well.” Kahli paused. “Don’t they say that? Don’t… use your own products… or something.”
“I do get sick of eggs all the time,” Emily said with a nod. “‘S’like that, right?”
“Yes. I think. Pro’lly.” She hiccuped.
Emily put her arm around Kahli. “I think. I think you did… a good job.”
Kahli blushed. “Aw, thanks, Em.”
“The goodest job.”
“You… that’s so nice.” Kahli leaned against her. “You’re so nice.”
“Me, too!” Sam said, and she wrapped her arms around them both. “Kahli is my best friend.”
“I want a hug, too!” Antoine pushed himself between them and patted Kahli on the head. No one moved, not even when Arlo spoke behind them.
“Am I interrupting something?”
“Yes,” Sam sneered at him over her shoulder. “We’re having… a moment.”
“Kahli is our best friend,” Emily said. “She is doing her best.”
“Well, I hate to break up the love fest here,” Django said. “But can you finish it up somewhere else? I’d like to go home and go to bed.”
Sonia yawned loudly and leaned against the counter. She grinned and shook her head. “I thought you cut them off?”
“They were all just having such a nice time,” Django said. “Singing and toasting to nonsense.”
“And I thought you hired really bad entertainment,” Arlo commented.
“We’re free entertainment,” Antoine said. “You’re welcome.”
“Guys,” Kahli muttered from beneath their arms. “I can’t… breathe.”
They quickly parted and Kahli hiccuped. She swayed on her stool. “That was a trip.”
“Remington,” Django called. “Will you please help escort these lovely ladies home?”
“Never fear,” Remington said as he approached them. “Good ol’ Remi is here.”
“I’m not a lady,” Antoine sneered.
Sonia crossed her arms and raised a skeptical brow.
He rolled his eyes and giggled. “Girl. Shut up.”
Sonia waved them off. “C’mon, now, scram. Ya’ll got work in the morning.”
“Fuck,” Kahli whispered. “I have to… build an irrigation system.” She groaned loudly.
“Le’s go,” Emily said, getting to her feet and pulling Kahli up with her. “Buddy system, everyone. Me and Kahli and Sam and Antoine.” She straightened as best as she could and pointed to Arlo, then Remington. “Who’s gonna be our team captain?”
“Dibs on Rem!” Sam shouted. She clung to his arm and grinned up at him. “I love you, Remi.”
“Oh, I see how it is,” Arlo said.
“Arlo, you’re such a weirdo,” Sam said loudly. “Don’t worry I love you too!”
“Too late. The truth comes out.”
Sam scoffed. “Escort me home, good sir.” She pulled Remington’s arm, leading the group of them out the door.
Kahli and Emily hung on one another, stumbling as they stepped out into the cool night.
“And I love Kahli and Emily, too!” Sam shouted over her shoulder. “Good night, my lovely loving friends. Adieu!”
“Good luck, Arlo,” Remington called. “If you don’t return, I’ll be sure to say something nice at your funeral.”
Arlo strolled behind, then fell in a few paces behind the two giggling women, still hanging onto one another, singing loudly.
“You know,” Emily said. “The next bridge should be gold! With like, big, tall columns. And a big sign that says… that says…”
“Kahli was here.”
Emily laughed loudly.
“You know,” she continued. “I want… one of them. A lil’ baby chick. And duck. And a lil’ cow. And.” She hiccuped. “A horse. And. All the animals. The cute, lil’ fluffy animals.”
Emily slapped her arm excitedly. “We have those!”
“Hey, drunkies,” Arlo called.
They stopped walking and turned to face him. He was standing in front of Kahli’s house.
“You missed your stop.”
“We’re going swimming!” Emily called.
“I don’t think so.”
“I don’t have a bathing suit,” Kahli said loudly, though she intended it to be a whisper.
Emily scoffed. “It’s dark out. We can skinny dip!”
“I can hear you,” Arlo called.
“Don’t watch, weirdo!” Emily barked at him.
“Please go home,” Arlo begged in a defeated tone.
Kahli patted Emily on the head. “Next time.” She made her way back to Arlo, stopping in front of him and grinning up at him.
Arlo hesitated. “Can I help you?”
Kahli reached up and patted his head. “Thank you, good sir, for your guiding… guidance… to my home.”
“Uh. You’re welcome.”
Kahli hiccuped. “I… will not throw up.”
Arlo frowned. “Please don’t.”
Kahli shook her head. “I am going to bed!” she declared.
“Okay,” Arlo started. “But don’t sleep on your back, okay?” He crossed his arms. “Don’t need you choking to death.”
Kahli grinned. “Ha. Okay. Good job. Thank you.”
“C’mon, Arlo!” Emily called. “Stop flirting and take me home!” She giggled. “Oh, man, you’re taking us home.” She giggled even louder.
“Emily,” Kahli groaned. “You’re so weird!”
“I’m going to charge you for this, you know,” Arlo said.
Kahli let herself through the gate, pausing at the door. She pointed at Arlo, her brows knit together fiercely, then smiled. “Bye.”
Arlo blinked at her for a moment. “Bye.”
*****
The sun. It was too bright. Far too bright. Kahli groaned and rolled over in an attempt to shield her eyes, but instead, she rolled off the bed, falling to the floor with a hard thump. She groaned louder and stayed on the floor for a moment as she blinked the sleep from her eyes. Her mind was groggy. She pushed herself up, swaying slightly for a moment, then trudged downstairs and into the kitchen to attempt to make herself a fresh pot of coffee.
She sat at the table with the mug in her hands, but she did not drink from it. She blinked at the empty wall in front of her, jumping when she heard a knock at the door. She took a moment to collect herself, then forced herself to stand and moved to the door. She opened it, cup still in hand, and blinked in the sunlight that streamed rudely in.
Arlo snorted. “Oh, hell.”
Kahli looked up, squinting in the light. She sneered at him. She held her narrowed gaze on him as she sipped from her coffee.
“Can I help you?” she asked in a hoarse voice.
Arlo’s lips pinched together in an attempt to hold in a laugh. “Nope.”
“Why are you here?” Kahli asked, her voice monotone.
“Uh.” He hesitated. “Just wanted to check to make sure you were still alive.”
“Unfortunately,” Kahli muttered.
“Are you sure? Because you look rather dead.”
Kahli lowered her mug and cleared her throat. “You have a death wish, do you? Eager for me to end your life? Shall I make it quick and easy, or slow and painful?”
“I would be more afraid if you weren’t a hung over mess.”
Kahli’s gaze hardened threateningly on him and Arlo took a step back.
“Okay,” he said, his hands up in defense. “You win.” He turned to leave, but Kahli’s voice stopped him.
“Wait.” She hesitated. “What, uh… how did I get home?”
“You don’t remember?”
Kahli shook her head. “I…” Her face paled. “Did we go swimming?”
Arlo laughed. “Almost. I stopped you.”
Kahli sighed and nodded. She froze for a moment more. “Uh. And… then I went home?”
Arlo nodded.
“Alone?”
Arlo stared at her. “To my knowledge.”
Her shoulders dropped. “Cool,” she muttered. “And Emily?”
“I brought her home.”
Kahli nodded. “Thanks.”
“That’s what I’m here for.”
“Seems like a waste of your talent,” Kahli said.
“You think I have talent?”
“I’m saying that’s not what the Civil Corps is for,” Kahli sneered.
Arlo grinned. “Oh, that reminds me. There’s a fee with my services, you know.”
Kahli frowned. “What? There is? How much?”
Arlo laughed. “Um.” He quieted and smiled. “Just kidding.”
“Get out,” Kahli grumbled. “Leave me to drink my coffee and die in peace.”
“Right,” Arlo started. “I’m sure you have a lot of work to do at the tree farm.”
Kahli nearly dropped her mug. She groaned loudly.
Arlo saluted her and grinned. “Good luck today, Kahli.”
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Day 15 (1/10/18)
I struggled waking up this morning but i did it. For breakfast i whipped up some fluffy, spicy scrambled eggs and five pieces of bacon and some water to drink.
I did very well on my water intake today...made sure to keep a glass of water or unsweet tea on me at all times, today...this cut a lot of the headaches i had been having the paste two days.
of course i had a snack..i nibbled on my nut mix plus some unsweet tea.
For lunch i got a grilled chicken garden salad for what burger. i did not meal prep the night before like i needed to....i was just so tired .
finishing up the work day as i was leaving i got a message that i need to come check on one of my dogs. I of course was one the way and decided to grab some items from that store real quick. While at the store i got a message that i need to run s few errands plus i had to get gas. I was worried this would make it hard for me to be able to work out.
Well by the time i got home and got the truck to be able to go check on my dogs. it was about 8....so i ended up not being able to workout....however i was able to get some exercise in so to speak. My dogs are pinned up in the pasture at the moment. Well in the pasture are cows...so here i am stumbling around a cow pasture in the dead dark, with low truck lights and cows who are extremely hungry and think i am there to feed them. I had left the gate open in order to get into the pasture....there was a second gate. As i was going through this gate one of the cows decided she was hungry and going to help herself. She was little indignant when i refused to open the door to the feed. I had to make a made sprint around the barn to get to the second gate and latch it to make sure she could not push it open. I then lured her back into the main pasture by rusting the dog food bag i had in the back of the truck. Next i had to haul the 3 gallon water jug into the dog kennel and make sure it all got into there bowl...i think did the best i could cleaning out their pen and double checked there food. My remi had been in a dog fight about two/three weeks ago and i had been keeping an eye on his wounds. He limped a bit the few days after but was running around playing a week ago and was fine when i looked in on them yesterday evening. Unfortunately there is no light down there and I'm not very good with wounds on dogs....i really could not see any nor notice any swelling...there may have been some but it was to hard to tell with the lighting. Because of this i may be having to take a half day and take I'm to the vet or mix workout tomorrow so my friend and i can go down there and check right after work in the day light. Hopefully i can workout tomorrow so that i do not have to make sure to workout on a sunday. I am trying to have 3 to 4 days of workouts a week. its been difficult this fall and winter to make it happen with everything that has to be done before the sunsets.
For dinner i made ground turkey lettuce tacos. I mixed up my ground turkey meat with some taco season and let it thicken.. I then stripped big lettuce leafs off a head of lettuce. Cup side up i scooped some taco meat into the cups then sprinkled some mexican style cheese on top along with a dab of guac. I then wrapped the lettuce leaves around the meat like it was a burrito. The meat was super spicy i had a glass of milk with it to cut some of the heat.
I did pretty good today so i am hoping missing workouts does not hurt me to much...i will just have to pull double duty on the weekend or something to make sure i get the count like i want it.
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October Prompt Day 18: Picking Apples
GN Remy (they/them); GN Reader (you/your); hybrids; cow tf; Remy fluffy cow AU; Reader refers to Remy as “Master,” Reader probably has Stockholm Syndrom; mentioned past abuse
Words: 528
“What are you doing out here, silly beastie.”
You moo softly, tail swishing happily and ears perking up. You knew you weren’t supposed to leave the special pin Master put you in, and you feared the consequences for doing so, but luck seemed to be on your side today. Your Master just sighs fondly as they pat your head between your horns, pulling the lead they keep on their belt, right next to their whip, and clipping it to your collar.
You press against their side, tail brushing against their knee as you try to keep it from curling around their calf. Master didn’t like it when you were too affectionate with them with the farmhands around and you wanted to be good for them. But, it was hard. You wanted, no, needed to be next to them at all times. Needed to hear their voice and feel their touch and inhale their scent.
Sometimes, in the very dark of the night, you’d have nightmares of a life without them. Cold rooms and little food. Cruel eyes and probing fingers. When your shrieks and moos woke up the whole farm, your Master would come for you, comfort you. Sure, there were a few lingering memories from when they’d first taken you in, but you needed to learn your place. It was for the best. Now they kept you with them nearly all the time. Their “best producer,” they’d call you while dropping a kiss behind your soft ear.
So, why didn’t they let you stay with them all the time? Why even put you in a pin at all? You knew they like having you by their side. You can tell from the way their shoulders relax as you butt your head against their chest with another soft moo, the way their lips twitch into a real smile as you look at them with something close to adoration.
“Out here for apples, silly thing?”
They gesture to the trees around you, branches weighed down enough with the coveted fruit that Remy can easily reach out and pluck one from the tree. They offer the fruit to you, holding it between their thumb and forefinger so you can eat from their hand. You shake your head in a no, leaning forward but not biting into the fruit. Instead, you press a kiss to your Master’s thumb, warm leather familiar on your lips.
“Master looked lonely,” you mumble, pressing another kiss to their gloved hand.
Remy’s breath hitches, face growing warm as you travel up their hand, lips brushing over their wrist.
They jerk away from you, the motion making your ears drop, heart aching. You didn’t mean to upset your Master, but it seemed you had. Tears gather at the corners of your eyes and you’re about to apologize for acting out when Remy lets a huff, tugging on your leash as they start to walk out of the orchard.
“Come on, let’s get you back where you belong.”
You’d start crying, mooing out for forgiveness, if Remy was leading you back to the barn. They’re not. You know the way to your Master’s home by heart, after all.
#degrees of lewdity#remy's fluffy cow#remy the farmer#tw hybrids#cw hybrids#tw past abuse#cw past abuse#cow tf#fall fluff
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some people suggested Remy to have his prized cattle breed with their bulls, and whenever someone pull that shit Remy just want to use his whip and hit them in the face, PC is REMY's pet, no filthy bull is good enough for his baby, if anyone is to breed her it should be her master
Remy has always been picky when it came to breeding his cattle, but he's never turned down each and every offer with such ferocity. None of his farmhands fully understand it, or, they pretend not to. They look the other way when Remy leads his prized cow from the barn, legs shaking from another successful milking, and takes her into his home. They ignore the way she leans against him, the way Remy keeps a possessive hold on her. They ignore the moos and moans coming from Remy's private quarters. They'll ignore it all unless they want to face Remy's wrath themselves.
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Fluffy Cow!PC*Munching on cotton candy*
Remy: Cannibalism
Fffffff
Even if Remy finds the way you're ears perk up and tail swish in excitement adorable, they're taking the cotton candy away. Too much sugar is bad for your milk.
(And it might upset your tummy if you have too much after adjusting to the diet Remy keeps their cattle on. Remy's not staying up all night to help soothe your tummy ache. They're not.)
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Fall Fluff Master List
Prompt List
Day 1: Ruffled Hair (Anxious Guard)
Day 2: Apple Scent (Alex)
Day 3: Full of Colors (Sirris)
Day 4: Walks in the Forest (Yandere Kidnapper Avery)
Day 5: Autumnal (FUCT Robin)
Day 6: Falling Leaves (Black Wolf)
Day 7: Chestnuts (Eden)
Day 8: Umbrellas (Whitney)
Day 9: Ravens (Gwylan)
Day 10: Oktoberfest (Sydney)
Day 11: Pumpkin Spice (Darryl)
Day 12: Cornfields (Wren)
Day 13: Black Cat (Cat Bailey)
Day 14: Spooky (Mason)
Day 15: First Wine (Briar)
Day 16: Flying Kites (Robin)
Day 17: Whispers (Doren)
Day 18: Picking Apples (Remy's Fluffy Cow)
Day 19: Ghosts (Harper)
Day 20: Sweater Weather (Avery)
Day 21: Acorns (Robin)
Day 22: Pile of Leaves (Cat Bailey)
Day 23: Harvest (Alex)
Day 24: Fog (Wren)
Day 25: Jack-o-Lanterns (Kylar)
Day 26: Campfire (Mason)
Day 27: Witches (Winter)
Day 28: Samhain (Kylar)
Day 29: Stormy Days (Bailey)
Day 30: Séance (Robin)
Day 31: Trick-or-Treat (Wren)
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surface level dol, deceptively normal: whitney in rain, maybe a smiling robin
fifteenth level of whatever heaven-hell we’re all in: cat bailey spraying his pale tentacle child with fire 😌🫰
Heieirkkfkdkekekf
Kylar nervously looking up from a park bench. Bailey smoking on the orphanage steps. Robin making a flower crown. On the beach with Sydney. Whitney walking us to the orphanage in the rain. Eden reading to us by the fire. Shooting the breeze with Wren. Remy's fluffy cow.
Vs
Anything with Morgan. Whitney in their natural state. Bailey. Ever. At all. Bonus cat man losing his shit over Ivory Wraith. Eden being Eden. Kylar beating the shit out of us because they snapped in their basement. Sydney losing control of themself. Leighton. Just, Leighton. Wren selling us out to Remy for cheating at cards. Remy's entire existence. Fuct Robin.
The duality is fun :3
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Okay but we all know how remy is with an fluffy cow gf but what about an fluffy wolf gf I seen something like that a while ago now I can’t get that out of my head I just think that concept is so cute!
Just imagine her just trailing beside remy tail wagging asking them what she can help out with cuz all her wants is to be a good puppy for them
Basically kinda like an gold retriever
(Sorry for rambling I just got a bit excited :>)
Well, who is Remy to turn away such an eager puppy? Sure, she's a wolf, still has some moments where Remy sees that wildness spark to life, but Remy can work with that. She keeps the cattle safe, keeps the more feisty beasts in line.
Then there's that nuisance, Alex. Stubborn little shit who keeps turning down Remy's offers of taking the farm off their hands. Remy took her with them on one of their visits to the redhead's farm. It was cute, watching her snarl at Alex's every move toward Remy. Brought a smile to Remy's face when the farmhand couldn't hide their unease any longer.
If her tail becomes a blur when Remy lets her into their room at night to sleep at the foot of their bed? Remy's goons would do well not to make any snide remarks.
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