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#record of ragnarok Heracles
kanroji-san · 5 months
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Hercules: I just can't believe you would do this to me
Y/n: I'm sorry, I had no idea!
Hercules: It's called a betrayal of trust! Does that mean anything to you??
Y/n: Ofcourse it does! I didn't mean to hurt you
Hercules: You don't just get me a gift out of nowhere!!! And i have nothing prepared for you!!! Now i look like a big old jerk!
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praisethesuuun · 10 months
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Hello are you taking request right now? If yes, can you make a Ror Gods ( Hades, Poseidon, Thor, Hercules ) separate. X warrior goddess reader. The reader is strong, fearless and strict, but she is also serene and bright.
I really hope I nailed this one! Sorry for any mistakes, english it's not my first language💧
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RoR characters x warrior!reader
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HADES
💀Hades would surely be very intrigued by you. He would start asking questions about your past: how come you always look so cold? But it would only take a short time before he completely changes his opinion about you.
💀It's the little things you do that attract his attention the most, leading him to look at you with a sweet smile and eyes enchanted by your figure. Like, for example, that time when he saw you taking care of Cerberus, caressing him and falling asleep against his soft mantle...he wanted to take a picture so bad!
💀His heart warms every time your bright smile illuminates the dark fog of Hellheim, bringing some sunshine even in that cramped and demon-populated place. Hades would immediately become attached, trying to make you smile as much as possible with kind gestures and signs of affection... he doesn't want to lose that serenity. You must understand that the King does not leave his castle often, but the joy you radiate when you are calm reminds him of the sensation of the sun on your skin and the fresh summer wind that blows over the fields.
💀When you are intimate enough to tear down all your walls, Hades will be the first to scale your ruins and heal your wounds. Kissing your battle scars one by one has become a habit every time you undress in front of him, and the King of the Underworld is always happy about it!
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POSEIDON
🌊He would not initially show too much interest in you. Used to always seeing you in armor, I can see him being convinced that you're a man. At the big revelation that you're a woman, probably happened when you took off your helmet in front of him out of respect. First reaction: shock!
🌊The tyrant of the seas doesn't want to be intrigued, it would be a blow to pride for him, a demonstration of weakness: so he shows attention involuntarily. Poseidon would watch you from a distance, silently following you and convincing himself that he really isn't interested.
🌊It's a constant battle inside him, in which on the one hand he is disgusted by your character, while on the other hand he wants to kiss your smile away. It's a bit of a love and hate relationship with you.
🌊Poseidon likes your cold part much better: the figure of the precise warrior, who does not make mistakes in battle, who kills without hesitation. Finds your other side, the joyful and happy one, full of flaws and not worthy of being a part of a fighter like you.
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HERACLES
🔶️Get ready, because you've just found yourself a new best friend. Heracles will look at you with his deep blue eyes, scrutinizing you in a mix of happiness and curiosity, like a puppy that has been given a new toy.
🔶️"Hey, do you want to fight with me! What a cool sword you have! And...wow...I like your armor!" and he will say these sentences over and over until you actually give him an answer. Heracles won't let you get away and will want to make the most of every moment together.
🔶️The first thing he'll do is ask you for advice on his fighting style, then asking you to join him on his adventures. You may be a skilled fighter, intelligent and resourceful, but the demigod will always care for you anyway, showing his affection by protecting you in battle.
🔶️He'll probably make his move when one of you is injured during one of your missions. If it was you who was hurt, then Heracles will use the excuse of being able to tend your injuries to touch you and try to kiss you, moving gently and trying not to hurt you further. If, on the other hand, it was the demigod who was injured, he will gently rest his head on your chest when you heal the small scratches on his face. "Your touch is so gentle...I-I think you missed a cut-"
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THOR
🔴Silently observing you at the gatherings of the gods has become a habit for Thor. Your ethereal figure, your apparent calm and cool aura, your incredible strength...you remind him a bit of himself. Maybe you don't like these useless encounters either, you would like to be away from that place, away from everyone. Thor could keep you company...
🔴He would like to challenge you to measure your strength, but he doesn't want to hurt you, he's too scared that he might do something wrong. Expect to find yourself in front of a Thor who makes you win on purpose, even if you know it perfectly, you don't care, the important thing is to see his smile every once in a while.
🔴Loki might try to disguise himself as you or steal your armor, but don't be afraid, Thor would recognize you even among a thousand Lokis. And then you'll make them pay together, just like the inseparable couple that you are!
🔴One thing the god of thunder loves is when you sit intimidatingly on his shoulder, then drop sweet kisses on his head, showing him your sweetest side. He sees it as the most intimate gesture there is, so prepare to be chauffeured around by Thor.
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44ryder · 1 year
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Hercules walks you home after a mission, but Buddha has *cough cough* company over
(Y/n): “thank you for walking me home, sorry we didn’t make much progress today.”
Hercules: “don’t worry about it, as long as we keep doing our best, we’ll figure out a plan!”
(Y/n): *giggles* “I’m glad you have enough confidence for the both of us.”
Hercules: “get plenty of rest, I’ll see you tomorrow!”
(Y/n): “yeah goodnight-……I can’t go in.”
Hercules: *confused* “did you forget your key?”
(Y/n): “no… the drapes are pulled…Buddha only closes the curtain drapes when he has…a friend over.”
Hercules: *still confused*
(Y/n): “it’s like a neck tie on the door knob.”
Hercules: *even more confused* “…oh”
*Buddhas voice from inside the house:* “don’t be shy, ya know you like it~”
Hercules and (y/n) beat red
*loud unknown female voice*: “Ohhh Buddha you magnificent beast!!!”
(Y/n): “Gahh! We’re too close!”
Hercules and (y/n) running away.
Buddha: *loudly* “ahhh shaddup and take it baby!”
(Y/n): “Still too close!!!”
P.s. My ror fanfic is officially published on wattpad (check my bio) with new chapters every Thursday! Hit me up with ideas!!!
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sketchy-owl · 1 year
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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
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Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
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BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.
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swallowtail-lotus · 25 days
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Their 1200 year old daughter only having male friends
Characters: Heracles, Hades and Poseidon
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Heracles-
He doesn't mind at all. As long as his daughter has friends, he's fine. He doesn't want her feeling lonely. He did notice that all of her friends were males, but he brushes any worry off when he sees that they treat her well.
Heracles loves seeing his daughter's smile when she's with her friends. Hell, he even gets along with her friends.
But if any of them ever hurt her, he is disappointed and will not allow them to go near her unless she forgives them.
If she ends up dating one of them, he's 100% supportive.
If he breaks her heart, it'll be hard to get his trust back.
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Hades-
He has mixed feelings. He's happy his daughter has friends, but worried they'll hurt her.
He won't do anything about it if his daughter is happy around them. If she's happy, he's happy, simple.
If his daughter isn't upset when she's hurt by one of them, he will be upset on her behalf.
If any of them ends up dating her, he'll be hesitant on accepting him but if he proves to be loving and loyal to his daughter, he'll accept him as part of the family.
But if he breaks her heart, he'll never forgive him. He is the king of the underworld and one of the strongest gods.
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Poseidon-
He doesn't trust them around his daughter. At all. He disapproves them all. His daughter is considered to be on the same level as him, along with his wife, so of course he doesn't like them.
But seeing his daughter happy puts him at ease, so he'll leave them alone for now.
They better prepare to face his wrath if his daughter gets hurt by any of them.
It'll be near impossible to get his approval if his daughter gets into a relationship with one of them.
If he happens to break her heart, he's out for blood. No one hurts his daughter.
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thewritetofreespeech · 3 months
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Could I request Qin Shi Huang, Heracles, and Hades comforting their s/o after they killed a bunch of people who attacked them? Their covered head to toe in blood, panting, their clothes are torn, and their weapon's broken.
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Well mark him down as scared and horny. Ok, maybe not so scared but definitely horny.
Qin Shi is very attracted to strength. So physical representations of that are very pleasing to him.
When they come into the throne room, blood, battered, and beautiful, to the hushed whispers of his court, the God King even rises from his throne to greet and congratulate them publicly. His real praise comes later in private.
He would have a new weapon made for them, to replace the one broken and commemorate their victory. Having their greatest smiths in the land forge it out of steel like his beloved.
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As a solider, he’s not unaccustomed to seeing people come back from the battle field in this state. However he is unaccustomed to seeing them that way.
Heracles immediately rushes to their side to make sure they are alright. Worried they are hurt or injured.
When they insist that they are fine, he shifts into ‘proud puppy’ mode and congratulates them on their victory. Scoping them up and spinning them around.
Although they insist that they are fine, and Heracles does believe them, he’s very protective of them for the rest of the evening as he wants nothing else to happen to them.
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The fights in the Underworld were always bloody and violent. Hades’s court is the first line of defense against the Titans. So it’s not unusual.
Still, he wishes they would have called him. He could have helped; not that they especially need it.
Hades is very gentle and soothing to them. Making sure not to make any sudden movements or touches to them, as the adrenaline might still kick in and they could snap.
He has the servants draw them a hot bath and has a hot meal ready for them. Telling them that they did a good job and he’s proud of them.
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riseofamoonycake · 6 months
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Headcanons for (if your ok with it.) Jack,Noah,Hlokk,and Heracles if the reader showed them the movie Taken starring Liam Neeson.
EHEHEHEH, I SAW THE MOVIE SEVERAL TIMES AND DAMN- YOU HIT AN OPEN WOUND WITH A THOUSAND NAILS.
Sooo, the reader is the wife (in the case of Jack, Noah and Heracles), while in the case of Hlokk reader is a sister
THE ROR CHARACTERS WHEN THE READER SHOWS THEM THE MOVIE TAKEN
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Warnings: mention of violence
Jack
He knows the film very well, so he is prepared to behave in a certain way. Still, at every scene where there is a girl abused, he sligthly wriggles and changes position on the sofa, murmuring to himself. The desire to take the place of Bryan Mills and kill every abuser with his own hands and using the most painful methods is so strong and urgent you have to caress his hair and keep him calm through the entire film.
Also, he keeps on staring at you, caressing your wrists and palms, barely touching your shoulders, as if I would like to say: don't worry, it won't ever happen to you, they wouldn't make in time even to touch one of your hair, and if you smile at this - because you can clearly sense his thoughts -, he does the same. But the homicidal aura keeps resisting a long time, even after the end credits. Give this man a hug NOW.
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Noah
He is so into the movie he literally grabs your hand and never lets it go until the end credits. In the scene where Kim is dragged away by her kidnappers and she screams in terror through the phone, Noah nearly goes mad and bites his lips, putting on a fake smile that would kill a snake on sight, and then turns to stare at you with his eyes wide open, breathing hard at the thought of you screaming for help this way. He can't help seeing you in the figure of Kim, because even if you are a grown adult, you are sweet, innocent and pure as her, so this scene sends a lot of bad chills down his spine.
He giggles and cheers for every kill he sees, he dreams to be the one who drags into hell every single abuser and the only thing he dislikes is, the deaths are too quick. Oooh, he would be their worst nightmare, painful, slow deaths all along.
And neither your caresses nor your sweet words make his mad grin disappear from his face.
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Hlokk
Hlokk cries and weeps for all the film. She sees herself and you in the figure of Kim, and at the thought of both of you going through all the things Kim has to bear she can't resist, it drives her mad. So she takes you on her arms, if you are younger or older than her doesn't matter, because the first thought that crosses her mind is: I WILL PROTECT YOU NO MATTER WHAT, and nearly chokes you while yelling and crying at the abusers during all the film, cheering for Bryan. As the movie goes on, she calms herself down, but still she keeps holding you against her chest and no, she won't leave you too soon...
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Heracles
He fiercely talks during all the movie, scolding and yelling at the abusers in every way, keeping you on his lap. He becomes more and more involved in the movie and even if at one point he suddenly stops talking, you can sense that he is getting angrier and angrier judging by the increasingly frequent caresses on your back and hair, and by his iron grip around your waist. It wouldn't surprise you to see him literally enter the film and make a mess in a few moments, and at this point you chuckle, thinking that with Heracles the movie would have lasted only a few minutes, the time to introduce the thing and everything would already be over.
Heracles looks at you with a surprised expression, and when you reveal your thoughts to him, he laughs with you, nodding with pride.
ALL THEM LOVE THE MOVIE ANYWAY, especially when Bryan shows his more ruthless side. Justice is done.
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Hercules trying to flirt with reader:
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he would definitely try to do that, he is a himbo after all 🥰
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onecantsimply · 1 year
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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quotes #3
(Y/n): I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. 
Heracles: I wake up at 4:30 in the morning. 
(Y/n):
(Y/n): I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives- 
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swallowtailcherry · 1 year
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you can make a Hercules, Hades, poseidon (separately) seeing your daughter who can be 1200 years old (equivalent to 12 human years) only having male friends
Fuck I saved this on my old phone but forgot to transfer it on my current phone-
Goddamn I forgot how long I had this in drafts
Your 1200 y/o daughter only having male friends
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Heracles-
He doesn't mind at all. As long as his daughter has friends, he's fine. He doesn't want her feeling alone. He did notice that all of her friends were males, but he brushes any worry off.
Heracles loves seeing his daughter's smile when she's with her friends. Hell, he even gets along with her friends.
But if any of them ever hurt her, he is disappointed and will not allow them to go near her unless she forgives them.
If she ends up dating one of them, he's 100% supportive.
If he breaks her heart, it'll be hard to get his trust back.
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Hades-
He has mixed feelings. He's happy his daughter has friends, but worried they'll hurt her.
He won't do anything about it if his daughter is happy around them. If she's happy, he's happy, simple.
If his daughter isn't upset when she's hurt by one of them, he will be upset on her behalf.
If any of them ends up dating her, he'll be hesitant on accepting him but if he proves to be loving and loyal to his daughter, he'll accept him as part of the family.
But if he breaks her heart, he'll never forgive him. He is the king of the underworld and one of the strongest gods.
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Poseidon-
He doesn't trust them around his daughter. At all. He disapproves them all. His daughter is considered to be on the same level as him, along with his wife, so of course he doesn't like them.
But seeing his daughter happy puts him at ease, so he'll leave them alone for now.
They better prepare to face his wrath if his daughter gets hurt by any of them.
It'll be near impossible to get his approval if his daughter gets into a relationship with one of them.
If he happens to break her heart, he's out for blood. No one hurts his daughter.
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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RoR Incorrect quotes#3
Y/n: IF YOU EVER COM IN HERE AGAIN WITH A GODDAMN OPINION!!
Jack*Being carried princess style by you, Blinking unsure of what to do* 😯
Hlökk & Heracles*Nodding along with your statement*
Anne*Cheering your threats*
Gods & Humans:...wh-what?
Y/n: I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES!? YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!?!-
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kanroji-san · 7 months
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Hercules: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Y/n:*With an icepack on their back and butt, laying on their stomach*…You realize any other person who made their spouse pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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praisethesuuun · 2 months
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I hope I haven't lost my touch! Thanks for the requests anon and @44ryder 🌻
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Heracles NSFW Alphabet!
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A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>
Nothing to say, he's so sweet, like a big puppy! Heracles holds you tightly to him and gives you all the affection he can, wrapping his big arms around you. He treats you like a devotee does a deity, you are at the center of everything and he loves his partner madly.
B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>
I think his favorite part of you are the hands: while you make love, Heracles will intertwine his fingers with yours to make you feel his closeness, it's a way of cuddling you that he finds adorable. While on him, obviously the arms. With their strength he can lift you up, hug you tightly, plus he's a bit of a show off around you.
C: cum <anything to do with it, really>
Let's say Heracles doesn't have any real preferences, it depends on what you want. Whatever you want, he will do and obey. He is afraid of offending you in some way or disappointing you, so he will leave it up to you to decide.
D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>
In reality, Heracles is not the dominant one at all, but he would like you to believe that because of his need to feel virile in front of you. He wants to be the perfect man, the valiant one, without scruples and strong like no one else before him. But he just wants to be dominated properly...please, ride him! Hercules wants to feel your hands all over him, BUT be gentle. He's still a puppy boy.
E: experience <how experienced are they>
Actually not so much, the demigod is one of those people who wants to wait to do it with the right person, the true soul mate. He wants to give himself completely to you and feels uncomfortable if he is the one who is touched first.
F: favourite position <self-explanatory>
I think reverse cowgirl is perfect for him. First of all, the one on top is you and, secondly, he can enjoy the show. Your thighs around his waist are perfect for him, soft and juicy, while you bounce. But you know what would be even more perfect? If you had your man by the collar! Yes...now it's just the top.
G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>
Sweet guy, but not funny in bed. Heracles wants to make love to you and there's no room for being cute in his head, he probably won't even want to tease you. No, no and no! He just doesn't like it and finds no satisfaction in doing it.
H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>
The carpet is way lighter than the curtains, plus he's not really groomed. The demigod doesn't pay too much attention to it, he never even thought about it before you came into his life!
I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>
Absolutely romantic: everything revolves around your pleasure and how good you feel; even if he feels passive sometimes, he still tries to make you enjoy yourself as much as possible. He is a sweet and sensitive soul, you will always come before him.
J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>
It's a big NO. He doesn't have enough sexual drive to feel aroused without you already being around, plus Hercules has great self-control, he knows how to handle a situation like that. His solution is always the same: wait until your next meeting.
K: kinks <their kinks>
So, here the matter needs to be investigated, because he will discover them as he stays with you. But there is one thing that revs him up, a bit of roleplay. When you put a pair of wolf ears, a collar and a tail on the redhead, he will wag his tail for you all night; Heracles is like that, he wants to be in your hands, treated like your beautiful puppy who wants a reward.
L: location <where they usually do the do>
The bedroom, all the time. No exceptions.
M: motivation <what turns them on>
When you let him protect you, in any situation. That moment when he stands in front of you to shield you, or defends you in the face of the most banal offenses. He feels he has fulfilled his role as a good boyfriend and there is nothing that could win him over more.
N: no <things they refuse to do>
Probably hurt you, it's trivial but it's true. He just can't, you're too important for Heracles. Not to mention the fear he has of his own strength, he still can't control it well, what if it hurts you too much? No and no, better not to risk it.
O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>
He likes to give more than receive, because he is aware of his size and is afraid that you will get hurt. It's a stupid fear, he knows it too, but he wants to treat you like you're made of porcelain.
P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>
Heracle is not yet fully accustomed to having sexual intercourse since it is his first time, which is why he will tend to follow his instinct. It would go slowly at first to get you used to it, but then...there's a chance it could go faster without you realizing it. If it's too much for you just say so! He will stop and start going slowly again, apologizing profusely.
Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>
No quickies at all, only wonderful and perfect sex at home.
R: risk <...DUH>
The only slightly risky thing that the demigod is willing to do is to get his tail with the anal attack, he wouldn't mind that.
S: stamina <how long can they last?>
Have you seen this man? He has more stamina than a god, especially if it's one of those days where he wants to go slow.
T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>
I don't even know if this precious boy knows what they are. Have a little patience with him, he's all new to this and has never thought too much about sex. He is a fighter who lives by hard work and sees the beauty in combat. You can try to convince him to use some though!
U: unfair <how much they like to tease>
Nah, Heracles is just...not the type. He sees no point in doing that if it makes you wait and irritate a bit, this man doesn't want to risk.
V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>
Surprising yes. He really can't contain himself and can go from deep growls to quite loud moans. Sometimes, he enjoys raising his voice in bed because he knows you will silence him with one of your deep kisses. The demigod wants nothing more than your love, and if he knows he can get it that way, then he will continue to do so.
W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>
Praising is fundamental for him. He needs to continuously understand how good he is and how much he is making you enjoy it, if while you ride him it's better than when you take it with him as dominant. Please, Heracles needs it like water on an hot sunny day.
X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>
Big. Like, big. His size is no secret to anyone, Hercules has the blood of Zeus running through his veins and it shows. It is perfectly straight and is wider than long, plus the tip is #f2baac.
Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>
He's pretty chill, he will mainly follow your lead, so yeah.
Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>
He only falls asleep after you fall asleep. He keeps you lying on his chest because he doesn't want to risk crushing you while you sleep. Serious problems from demigods that are definitely too big.
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femd-archive · 1 year
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"shhh, you gotta be quiet alcides, castor might still be around here" you whisper on your boyfriend's ear, pinching once again his already swollen nipples.
"please...please baby, i can't- can't cum anymore" he whispers back, melting away on your arms.
there's a pool of his cum on his strong torso, his whole big body shaking from the many times he already has cum just from the stimulation you gave to his nipples.
"i know you can give me one more, sweetheart" you kiss his wet cheek. he's been crying from the overstimulation, making him look prettier than he already is. "are you gonna give me one more?" you ask, locking eyes with him. his lips form a pout, but he ends up nodding his head.
"yes baby" he whines, hips twitching as you pinch his nipples once again, making his orgasm get closer.
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sketchy-owl · 1 year
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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 18
(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)
Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*
Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*
Y/N:*stops talking*
Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*
Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.
Jack:*confused*
Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"
Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*
Snake:What do you want, lowly human?
Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*
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Adam:*claps*
Lu Bu:*thumbs up*
Owlie:*films everything*
Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.
Snake:...what?
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Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*
Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!
Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!
Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*
Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....
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Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-
Y/N:*turns around*
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Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*
Snake: WHAT!?
All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"
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Could I request Heracles, Tesla, and Hades with an s/o who hides behind them when she's scared?
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Oh, he loves it. He literally built up all this bulk to be a human shield and protect the weak. Please use him as a shield. Just give him hugs from behind after.
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Um…why? He’s not that big of a man. Sure, he’s tall. The average height for a male when he was a young man was 5’8” to his 6’2”; superior in not just intelligence. However, height is not usually a fair manner of defense against an opponent. Unless that opponent is perhaps a bird.
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He enjoys it. It makes Hades smile that they want to hide behind him and for him to be their protector. He can of course see why. He may not be the bulking mass of his nephews, but he is an intimidating force. Using his overarching aura & presence for their safety is one of the perks of dating an elder god.
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