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samble-moved · 9 months
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false flags
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tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
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lemongogo · 1 year
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southern--downpour · 2 years
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Gorgeous stray caught at work, acc to one of the guys here she likes to hang around a lot lmao
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aeirs-moved · 2 years
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ofc that staff member rbed art of yamato one piece where the artist misgendered him in the caption. Explain this. Quickly har.ry potter fan who definitely isnt transphobic 🤔
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apollo3-1-5 · 2 years
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yes i have a headache. yes i will continue to just lay here wallowing about my headache and planning to get up for tylenol after 2 more minutes of wallowing.
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kyaramaya · 2 years
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#dont rb#maya screams into the void#so my bf has this ex that hed been dating for over 10 years i think and i think a part of him is still in love with her#like i know they could never get back together but its just in the forefront of my brain#a few days ago i fucjing sniped myself by asking if his exs cooked for him bc i do like 4 days out of the week and he said he had exs that#cooked for him like 2x a day#and theyd try really hard to please him bc hes a picky eater#and hes been going thru a lot of personal loss so im trying to be good and sensitive#but we were at a concert on Saturday and we were rolling and he was lying down w his head in my lap and i saw him checking her sc story#he had a loss yesterday and i saw him reply to a text he sent saying shes sorry for his loss and im sorry :(#like i didnt open his texts they just popped up pn screen yk#and every time his friends or family call they ask about her#and last night i got food poisoning or sm i was dizzy and shaking and i threw up a LOT and i like never do that#im an ibs kinda bitch#and we were really high from an edible#but i wish he took care of me#i was in a lot of pain and i fell asleep curled up ans we were both facing the same direction not each other and in my sleep i kept kicking#and i was grabbing the collar of his shirt and i guess i was doing it so hard that i chokedbhim a few times and he woke up#this morning he said he slept so bad bc of it and he has a headache and ndxt time hes goong to sleep on the couch#like i was SICK#and i take shch good care of him every time hes sick#all i wanted was some comfort#oh and fuck#he kept listening to the new joji song on repeat the other night right nextbto me on speaker#like god. that made me feel so much worse. i feel like the girl in that song whos boyfriend cant stop loving hisbex#like i love him more than ive ever loved anyone before and i know he loves me but i feel like im never going to be the one he loves themost#and thats not fair to either of us its not love is different for everyone and u can love someone after their g9ne and cherish their memory#but fuck#this still hurts#why do we have to hurt at the same time
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not-your-damsel · 1 year
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Our Number 1 Hero
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© not-your-damsel - Not to be read or posted anywhere else. Rb’s are MUCH appreciated though to help a fellow writer out ♥️🪶
Who :: Hawks/Keigo Takami x Fem!Reader
AN :: While I’m recovering, have a queued up/scheduled cute & smutty moment I finished a few days ago with you in an established marriage/already mated with papa Keigs ♥️ Was inspired after seeing an adorable bit of fanart of Keigo with his baby chirping up at him 🥺🥹🫠
⚠️ :: Oral (Fem!receiving), sq¡irt¡ng, some feather play. MDN¡, ageless, porn & blank blogs will be sniped on sight. Pew pew!
Word Count :: 4,179
Photo :: A Pinterest find. If anyone knows the artist, please let me know so I can give proper credit.
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⚠️Note :: There’s an issue going on with the mobile version of the app with the display of this oneshot, especially when adding more ppl to tag. Just a heads up, I’ll remove this when it gets fixed on their end as I’ve done all I can on mine. On desktop it looks absolutely normal. Go figure 🙄
There’s a feeling you can’t quite describe whenever you watch as Keigo plays and bonds with your 10 month old baby boy and girl. Never in your life did you think twins would be in the cards for you, yet, here you were with two fuzzy, crimson winged beauties who were currently laughing that undeniably happy laughter that only babies can manage as he holds them just under their bellies to float them around like planes. In fact, their laughter is so hearty that you find both Keigo and yourself having a good chuckle along with them as you listen from where you are.
As you’re sitting in the living room, working on altering and hemming your babies’ clothing to accommodate their wings, you hear your husband gasp out and it has you dropping everything to make sure nothing’s wrong. You reach the doorway to the babies’ room where they were playing with Keigo, expecting to see some sort of accident, only to see each baby gathered in either of his capable arms as they chirp up at him eagerly.
Hinadori, your chubby cheeked daughter, was clinging to Keigo’s shirt as her large eyes -your eyes- looked up at her dad, almost as though she revered him. Her little mouth would open and a flurry of chirps and peeps would come rushing out to his ears, making him crack a smile.
“Is that so, Hina-chan? Well then, -chirps and peeps- hm? Can you promise not to do that to Tobu-chan’s wings? It isn’t nice. -chirps lowly-”
Hinadori looked over at Tobu in Keigo’s other arm thoughtfully, her eye markings making her look angelic, almost cherub-like. Her chubby little arm slowly reached over to Tobu’s plush little wing, occasionally looking up to Keigo as though asking permission. He’d nod, chirp and watch on.
“Gentle, Hina-chan, yasashi…”
She slowed for a moment as he spoke before a chirp met her ears, telling her to continue. Her little dimpled hand met Tobu’s little wing where she gently pet it, looking back to Keigo for approval. He nodded, a kind and loving smile graced his lips as she let out a gleeful chirp. Keigo whistled out from somewhere deep in his throat and she laughed.
“That’s my good girl, that’s daddy’s good girl!”
You grinned from the doorway, arms crossing over your chest as you watched them together. Tobu now looked up at Keigo, his eyes a startling shade of gold and despite the hue being slightly different from Keigo’s, when you looked at him with those avian markings, he looked just like his daddy. Tobu had your hair but, like Keigo’s, it stuck every which way. Even more so after horsing around. His cheeks were tinged pink from all the laughter no doubt.
“Your big sister did well, right my little feather?”
Keigo asked as Tobu chirped up at him. His little arms began to work as he tugged Keigo’s shirt, his legs working together in a crawling motion as though he were trying to climb up to Keigo’s shoulder.
“Hey now -chirps and whistles- where are you going, little fea-”
Tobu’s little wings began to flutter, some deep instinct triggering a knowing need to flap. Keigo’s eyes nearly turned to saucers as he watched on, measuring how hard the little wing beats were.
“Keigs, watch hi-”
“He’s trying, baby, he’s trying!”
Keigo was far too excited about this, assuring you as he held Tobu fast as he worked his way to Keigo’s neck with his wings working all the while. Once he reached Keigo’s neck, he realized he had nowhere else to go so he settled for making a fuss with impatient chirps and tiny whistles leaving his throat.
“Ok, ok. One second, Tobu-chan. Baby? Can you take Hina-chan for a moment, please?”
You nodded, walking over to them and scooping Hinadori in your arms, kissing the top of her straw colored locks as you cradled her head close to your chest.
“Look, Hina-chan! Look at daddy and Tobu-chan…”
Keigo was now holding Tobu high above his head, chuckling as he watched his little legs and arms splay out instinctively. Suddenly and without warning, Keigo let go of Tobu, dropping his arms lower in a position ready to catch him on his inevitable way down.
“Kei!!”
You felt your heart drop along with your son who landed safely in your husband’s hands. A squeal met your ears as Tobu felt the drop in his little body, his wings fluttering wildly on the way down.
“Again, Tobu-chan, slower. -peeps-”
Whatever Keigo had said to Tobu, it was clearly important as he gently patted your son’s wings. Taking position once more, Keigo raised Tobu above his head and dropped him again. This time you watched as Tobu’s little wings fluttered a little slower than the first time… and he was floating for about two seconds before once again falling into Keigo’s hands.
“Now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about, sweetheart!!!!”
Keigo yelled into the room startling both you and Hinadori, the both of you jolting in unison before hearing a commotion of chirps, peeps, whistles and squeaks fill the kid’s room. Keigo was so happy, his own wings spread wide as they shook with excitement and pride before looking at you with determination.
“Tobu’s ready! We can go out tomorrow morning and we ca-”
“Wait, wait, wait! Kei, I know you’re happy and I know you’re excited, I am too! But…”
You trailed off, absentmindedly bouncing Hinadori on your hip. Keigo could sense your apprehension, could smell the cortisol coming off you as you silently stressed.
“Baby bird… you know I’d never let anything happen to our brood, right?”
You swore you’d never get used to the whole “familial bird” talk. You nodded, you knew he’d lay his life down without hesitation or question for you and the babies. Keigo put Tobu on the hip opposite yours with Hinadori and leaned into you, his nose trailing from your own to your jaw and then gliding down to a faded bite mark on the smooth skin of your neck. He inhaled deeply before planting a kiss against the silvered mark, followed by a soft nip and a final kiss once more. Standing upright to meet your gaze again, Keigo noted you were calm once more and he grinned, lopsided and beautiful all the same. You grinned back, free hand coming up to stroke his scarred cheek as you looked lovingly at him.
“I know you’d never let anything happen to them, but, how do you know it’s time?”
Keigo nodded, he figured it was fair you’d ask how he knew. But, he didn’t know either.
“Truth is, kid, I don’t even know how it is I know. I just do. And I know that’s not what you want to hear but, it’s the truth and it’s all I can give you right now. I just… I feel it in my bones. It’s time for Tobu to practice taking flight.”
He said, holding your gaze lovingly. You nodded, Keigo could tell it was a reluctant one, but you nodded with a sigh. You looked at Hinadori and felt your eyes brim with tears.
“Talk to me, baby bird. What’re you thinking?”
Keigo grabbed hold of your chin to look at him again, seeing your eyes reddened and glossier than a moment ago.
“Oh no, baby I-”
“I just… I’m so proud of you, Keigo,”
You nuzzled into his palm against your cheek.
“You went from not wanting us to have kids because you were terrified you’d be the worst father to grace this planet, to us having not one but two, to being the best father I’ve ever seen. Not that I never had faith in you, you just blew all my expectations away.”
Keigo’s neck was starting to pink to his ears at your words.
“And I get so touched when I see you with them, see you playing and bonding and becoming the mochi of their eyes. Part of me is a little jealous of you three, to be honest.”
“Wait, what?! Us?! I don’t understand, love…”
You shook your head,
“Not in a malicious way, I just wish I knew what you guys say to one another when you start chirping and whistling at each other and now, Tobu-chan’s ready to start flying practice and I can’t be there for that. I can’t be in the sky with you to see him experience this life changing moment and I want to be there for all of it. Our line of work doesn’t guarantee us seeing tomorrow and I want to see everything they get to experience and I-”
You didn’t even realize you were crying until Hinadori reached to touch your wet cheek. You looked down at her where she chirped to you and you had no idea how to even answer her. It made you feel a little worse, like you couldn’t provide vocal comfort or feedback to your own babies.
“Whistle.”
Keigo said, wiping your eyes and then your nose.
“K-Keigs, gross!”
“Our brood has pissed on me, puked on me, I even been shat on by them, your snot is nothing by now, dove. Now, whistle. Nothing major, just a single, double note sound.”
You shook your head but gave it a try anyway, letting a single little high-low whistle escape your lips as you looked at Hinadori. Her features lit up as she released more of her own chirps and peeps at you. You giggled, more tears forming in your eyes at her response to you.
“B-but, I don’t know what I’ve said to her or what she’s saying to me.”
Keigo grinned.
“It doesn’t rightly matter at this point, they’re not saying much of anything right now. I only understand bits and pieces of what they mean. It’ll get better over time as they form their avian speech more. And you, baby bird, don’t have to worry one bit. I’m here, aren’t I? I can always translate.”
You smiled at him, pulling him in for a deep, heated kiss.
“What was that for?”
“For being our number 1 hero. Come now, let’s get these little chicks to bed.”
Keigo beamed before frowning.
“I need to see if my Hina-chan is ready, too!”
“You can check tomorrow, I promise.”
Giggling at his pout, you handed Hinadori to him so he could get them ready for bed as you tidied up the living room of all the little clothing and sewing items you had scattered around along with whatever toys were left on the floor of their play mats.
It had taken almost an hour to get the chicks down and off to sleep. Little twitching wings remained active while they were fast asleep as you and Keigo kissed their heads before leaving a feather of his own wrapped around their ankles. You closed their door, leaving a crack open before you went to your shared bedroom to change into your pajamas.
Walking in, you see Keigo already in his boxers while laying in bed, golden eyes scanning his tablet screen most likely adjusting your patrolling schedules for the coming week. You made your way to the walk-in closet to put your pajamas on, throwing your clothes for the day in the hamper in the process. As you bent to pull your silk sleep shorts up, you felt a feather skimming up your back before making quick work of your bra, feeling it slip off your shoulders, falling to the hardwood floor.
Keigo could feel the vibration of your slight giggles, making him smirk in turn. He then felt you wave the feather off as you moved to slip your silk tank on and as you threw your arms up to help it slide over your head, large, warm, calloused hands reached around to cup and grope your soft breasts. You yelped, always getting thrown off by how stealthy Keigo was when he really wanted to be.
Warm lips met the nape of your neck accompanied by the sharp scrape of his stubble as he kissed you, his chest meeting your back as he pressed into you. It was then you felt a hard bulge firmly against your lower back, a slight grind into you as Keigo’s thumbs slid down to your nipples to roll between them and his forefingers. Your back was instinctively arching against him, your ass pushing into his hard cock as your chest pushed out into his rough hands.
“Fffuck, baby, that get your pretty pussy twitching for me?”
He panted behind your ear, his nose inhaling the scent of your hair as you rocked your ass up and down his clothed length. With your nipples now hard and pebbled for him, he pulled, a hiss escaping your lips at the feeling as your arms reached behind you to sink your fingers into silky straw colored strands, tugging enticingly as he sucked along your shoulder with a groan.
“Kei, t-the bed…”
You felt another feather make its way to your shorts, tugging them down along with your panties to pool at your feet.
“Here’s just fine, baby bird.”
With one swift movement, Keigo had you bent over your vanity, some of your makeup items clattering to the floor with the act.
“The babies, Keigs!”
“They’re still asleep, hero’s promise.”
Still bent in your position, you were already reaching behind you to tug down his boxers and boxer briefs, wanting to feel him inside you already.
“So needy aren’t we? I got you, kid.”
His feathers were already pulling his bottoms down and you heard his cock slap against his lower abdomen.
“Kei, I need it, I need you, please!”
You breathed. With his heightened senses, he could already smell you dripping for him, taste it in the air and it had his golden eyes rolling back. His hands found your hips and adjusted them so that it looked as though you were presenting yourself to him.
“Lemme see, baby, let me fuckin’ see what it is I do to you.”
You gave a pathetic whine as his hands spread your cheeks apart, watching as your cunt fluttered for him, your slick oozing from your tight little hole. Avian pupils dialated at the sight and before he could even register what he was doing, Keigo dropped to his knees and licked from your clit to your hole before delving in to penetrate it.
Squealing, you slammed your hands down on the table of your vanity as he ate you out like a starved man. Slurping, sucking your clit before flicking his tongue over it again and again had your eyes rolling back as well.
“Keigo, fuck, p-please, I-!”
His hands squeezed your ass cheeks roughly, grunting and moaning every time your slick gushed into his mouth.
“You better cum in my mouth. I don’t care how long it takes, I want you squirting in this mouth, d’you hear me?”
A harsh slap met one of your ass cheeks and you moaned out loud as his whole mouth covered your cunt, his tongue stroking you even closer to the edge of bliss. Keigo abruptly pulled away, and as you went to protest, you felt a feather start vibrating against your clit before two thick fingers slipped inside you pumping against your sweet spot over and over again. The feeling had your hips swiveling, bucking up and down as tears pricked your eyes.
“You know how beautiful you look, what you’re doing to me right now? You keep this up, you’ll end up making me knock you up with another addition to the brood,”
At that, your hips rocked harder into his pumping fingers.
“What a little slut, fuuuck!”
“R-right there, right there, Keigo don’t stop,”
This was arguably the second best part, the immediate climb to the jump off, the way the taut string inside your belly was fraying in preparation for the snap.
Keigo felt it, the way your cunt was sucking his thick fingers in, fluttering all around them. It was like he was in a trance, chasing that sweet moment you’d come undone and bless him with the sweetest nectar that was only ever for him.
“Keigo, it’s coming, I’m cumming, I-! G-gonna squ-“
Keigo removed his fingers but kept his feather working you, flipping you over again to latch his mouth against your cunt just in time as a gush of fluid came out of you and right into his mouth where he drank, golden eyes shifting between pinpoints and full blown as he let out the most porn worthy moan along with your own.
Pulling away, his chin was soaked and as he lifted his head up it began to drip and roll down his neck. But, he couldn’t be bothered to care. Your squirming told him to stop with his feather, already pawing at you to suddenly hoist over his shoulder to bring you to the bed.
“K-Keigo! There’s a mess on the floor!”
“Feathers’ll get it,”
Once in the bedroom, Keigo plopped you on the bed, climbing up over you and caging you in with his own body.
“C’mere, you pretty bird.”
He dipped down and kissed you passionately, and it wasn’t until he slipped his tongue in your mouth that you realized he never wiped your release off of his face. Your arms instinctively wrapped around his neck bringing him closer to you. As you both made out on the bed, his hand slipped between the both of you to give his cock a few pumps before swiping his tip along your slippery entrance to gather some slick.
He groaned deeply in your mouth.
“Fuck, kid, fuuuck,”
You slid your legs up some and opened them wider for him as he grinned down at you.
“Have I told you that I love you today?”
You’re grinning back now, shaking your head.
“No. I don’t think you have and I’m upset about it.”
You faux pouted. The two of you knew he’d already told both you and the chicks he loves you a couple times since he’d gotten home and it was reciprocated each time. With you both working the profession you do, it tends to do that. You’ve made it a constant habit since you two had gotten together. It was a little bit of work on his part since saying it outright when the mood strikes isn’t much within Japanese culture but, when a near death experience came late one morning you drove it home to him why it was so important to you to say it and have it said in return. Keigo’s never skipped saying it ever since that day. He was incredibly good like that.
“How could I? I made a promise, didn’t I?”
You nodded, pure love and contentment on your face. Gods, he adored the ever loving hell out of you.
“Then, let me make it up to you, baby bird.”
Guiding his length into your warmth with a flex of his jaw and ab muscles, Keigo stops to look up at you.
“Oh, I should prep you mo-oh!!”
Without warning, you dug your heels into each of his ass cheeks and pulled him into you the rest of the way.
“Fuck, fuck!”
He gasped while you took a sharp breath in as he lurched forward and caught himself just in time with hands on either side of your head. Giving you a moment to adjust, he lowered himself onto his elbows, leaning down to kiss you sweetly as he backed out, the tip of his cock remaining behind before thrusting back into you hard enough to knock the air out of your lungs. Your arms slipped under his to grip at his shoulders for stability as he began a slow but rough pace. Each drag out of your slick and gummy walls had you slowly clenching around him, the sounds of your arousal already sounding out in the room.
“M-more, Keigs, more,”
Keigo’s hand came to gently wipe your hair out of your face, his own so close to yours that you were both breathing the same air, sharing it intimately in and out through your mouths. His pace picked up some, the feeling making you hike tour legs up higher over his hips now as his gentle pace turned into the feverish hunger you knew he was fighting. Keigo roughly grasped a breast in his hand, squeezing to bring your nipple into his mouth as his hips continued to roll into you faster.
“Yeah, like that! Just like that, Kei!”
His mouth unlatched from you with a ‘pop!’, thinly rimmed golden eyes meeting yours as he took in your debauched state with a lick of his cherry kissed lips.
“Shhh, shhhh. I got you, baby,”
However, the second he felt your nails gently scrape against the patch of skin between his wings, they fluffed out from behind him and the torrent of want and need he’d held back this whole time snapped.
“But, fuck, I need more!”
Pushing off of his arms after giving you a quick kiss, he planted his large hands against the backs of your thighs, pushing them up to your chest as he snapped his hips brutally into you. The slapping of his balls against you, the sounds of your combined slick and his pre was all too much. The moment his fingers met your clit with a few perfectly pressured strokes, it had you careening towards your release as it snuck up on you and tore at the core of your lower stomach. Clenching around his length, it had Keigo looking down, a sheen of sweat all over his body as he watched with dilated pupils a creamy ring forming at the base of his cock.
“Fuckin’ beautiful, honey, goddamn it,”
You didn’t even think he caught what he’d said before his face twisted in pleasure, golden eyes rolling to the back of his head as you felt his cock throb a few times inside you.
“I’m gonna cum, ba-baby bird, I’m gonna fuckin’ cu-”
His voice choked off to let out a sinful moan as rope after rope of his cum shot into you with each throb of his cock. Keigo’s hands loosened their grip on either of your thighs, helping you put them back down gently as you both panted for breath. As he looked to you, your arms were already open to him and waiting for his inevitable collapse into you. And he did just that with a goofy smile to his lips.
“Oof! Keigs, my tits!”
He wasn’t listening, already nuzzling into your neck with kisses as his stubble scraped nicely at your skin there. Your fingers were already threading through his straw colored curls to stroke and tug just to hear him groan in delight at the feeling as you kissed the top of his head before taking a deep breath of his scent through them to ground you.
“I love you, Keigo.”
“I love you, too, my baby bird.”
You both lay there in silence, cockwarming him with your legs wrapped around him as you held one another. Keigo propped his head up, chin resting in the valley of your breasts.
“You know, about me taking the chicks with me up in the air, you can be there, y’know?”
You gave him a skeptical look, an eyebrow cocked at him.
“You can’t bring us all up there!! How’ll you do that?!”
“Feathers, silly.”
You thought about it for a moment, your attention being caught as you saw your clothes being brought back out from the walk-in closet before being rested gently back on the bed.
Well, he has saved many people with them and you knew from fighting alongside him that they were plenty strong. Hell, he’s saved even you a few times with them so you knew they were more than capable of carrying and holding you safely. Keigo would rather die than let anything bad happen to you, let alone with his own feathers. You really could be there for each occasion in the air with the chicks.
As Keigo studied you weighing your options, he decided to break the silence.
“You scared I’d drop yo-”
“Never.”
You said it with such finality and without hesitation, it had his cheeks pinking, feathers fluttering behind him with pride.
“Good. ‘Cause I’d never let you fall, kid.”
“I know. You’re my number one hero, too. Thank you, honey. It means so much to me that I’ll get to be there with you all during that. I want more glimpses into the little world you’ve built with them, too.”
He felt himself go all gooey and soft for you all over again at the shy and bashful face you made at the admission.
“You’re the center of our universe, baby. Of course we want you there.”
And just as you were gonna grin at him, showing your complete trust in him, Keigo’s lips were smothering your own with all the love he could muster. When you find yourselves pulling away for air, he says it for one last time that evening.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too, Keigs.”
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Hinadori :: Baby Bird 🐣
Tobu :: Fly 🦅
Yasashi :: Gentle 🫳🏽
🏷️ Tags :: @pervysenpaix @touyasdollmain @touyasdoll (more to come if this would fkn cooperate)
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siins · 6 months
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hi ! would you consider putting those little bg3 companion drawings up on redbubble? i'm dying to slap em on my laptop
hey! i appreciate the interest but unless you're visiting baltic cons there's currently no way to get them otherwise u_u
i'm avoiding putting obvious fanart for huge properties on rb because they snipe them down fairly fast and strike your account and I don't want to lose it heh
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snippityfrog · 1 year
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tumblr staff sniped my old blog @snippity for no reason (and sideblogs like @perfumed-gunpowder and @aetherotransformer) and i'm trying to get it back, but for now please rb this if we were mutuals so i start following people again :'o
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sunriseseance · 1 year
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What are your top 5/top 10 (you get to pick) fanfic in the Umbrella Academy fandom that you'd recommend everyone to check out?
Also hope you have a great day :>
OOH MAN these are in order of when I bookmarked them not in order of quality. Gonna rb with links so this doesn't get sniped by tumblrs snipers
1. Every Shitty Thing by Nancynotruth
2. Mal(function) by ThatOneAnnoyingFox
3. Five Times [Viktor] Heard from [His] Siblings about The Book, and One Time [He] Made it All Better
4. We All End Up Here Eventually by HermitReunited
5. Paint Our Rebellion by Spookyskies
+ 1. 7 Pounds 8 Ounces Healthy Beautiful Perfect by me :)
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pixel-picasso · 11 months
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Tbh tumblr is mainly where I go just to rb fan art of my current interests or also Meme Stuff, but if I get sniped off of Twitter like all the other artists seem to be one by one… then I’ll finally reorganize my tumblr and post art here, I swear 😭😭
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sociieties · 1 year
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each time a personal rb’s one of my threads they get blocked. sniped on sight, if you will.
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qb-rb-wr-te-k · 2 years
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The Draft (Part Two)
The Draft Part One began one Sunday evening at 7:30 and ended that same evening around 11 when one of my league-mates complained he had to work in the morning. Duh, we all do but this is The Draft, surely we have to plug away and finish it in one sitting? Everyone is finally so exhausted and overwrought that there are actual sleepers going for actual sleeper prices! Nope, outvoted, draft adjourned.
While there weren’t many sure bets left on the table for Draft Part Two, there were four days to build resentment and hatch snipe plans, so I catered my research to those ends. I’d already built a fairly strong core of WRs and I’d signed whatever was best available at RB after realizing I’d let every single top tier back slip from my grasp. Best available turned out to be James Conner and Clyde Edwards-Helaire -- the less said about going forward with this portion of my roster, the better. My only even vaguely urgent needs were a third quarterback (I don’t like to stick anything but quarterback in the superflex spot -- it’s honestly superstitious but everyone has a good luck charm, I think) and a second tight end.
Up first: Geno Smith. I don’t know anything about Geno Smith and won’t editorialize. He was the most promising of the remaining guaranteed starting QBs, rounded out by Jacoby Brissett (no) and Mitchell Trubisky (I actually have a lot of complicated thoughts about Mitchell which boil down to: I root for him but I have enough sense not to sign him to my fantasy team. I also correct everyone who calls him “Mitch;” that’s not his fucking name, it’s not hard to be respectful. I don’t believe Mitchell will ever rise to the occasion as long as the collective we are calling him this dumb diminutive that he doesn’t even like. But that’s Mitchell’s problem.) 
Up second: Irv Smith. I’ve been hot on Irv since last season, during which he did not even play. There is a relative scarcity at the tight end position, a scarcity which is only made worse by the fact that only some TEs play full offensive positions (the only positions that net big time fantasy points.) Smith goes by “swervinirvin” on Instagram so I thought, “Ok, this guy is big, he can get open, he should be catching passes.” The fact that he was injured should probably have clued me in to the fact that he was playing a more defensive-focused game, but sometimes it feels like everyone is always injured in football and then my thoughts always turn to CTE and I wonder, like, do Eli Manning’s eyes swirl in different directions because of brain damage? But is it also kind of a gift to know what this sport does to the brain? Football is the profession least indulgent of the working elderly. The coaches are almost all young and they cycle out quickly and this is a great quality of football. But also the toll it takes on the human body. So, I try not to think about injuries too much because aside from prohibiting the child I don’t have from playing this sport, all I can do is worry.
During the first draft my division enemy robbed me of Marquise “Hollywood” Brown. I’ve already recounted the saga of Kyler “XP” Murray and how I talked myself into his greatness, but if you want to truly transcend the awful (and, frankly, racist) situation your incompetent organization threw you into, you’re going to need to harness pure chaos. Oh, they signed Hollywood Brown in the off season? Yeah, that’ll do. In my head, it made sense that all the deep passes would go to Hollywood and Murray would take all the ground work himself. I also signed James Conner? I don’t know, drafts are crazy, man! Ultimately I lost out on Hollywood because I’d already shelled for AJ Brown and Mike Evans which means I’d effectively doubled down on the Cardinals run game. That was not my strategy, as I’d envisioned it, at all.
Now, back to Irv Smith because my good buddy who did sign Hollywood Brown wanted Smith pretty bad. And I had cap to burn. So I did. I lit that cap on fire and signed Smith to the tune of fourteen outrageous ottobucks. My TE1 is George Kittle and I got him for $26. Irv Smith doesn’t even have the potential to be worth $14, but at least that other guy didn’t get him.
And, finally, my odds ‘n ends. In order to irritate the guy who signed all the top flight running backs (including and/or specifically, I’m not yet sure, Christian McCaffrey) I signed both the Panthers back-up RBs for a dollar each. I both do and don’t expect either of them to get significant playing time. I signed Laviska Shenault for $3 because I just weirdly believe he’s great. I know I have nothing to base this on, I just hold this truth sincerely. Sometimes I’ll look at the big picture of the NFL and decide I’m not going to pursue any Bills, most Chiefs, any obvious top tier players -- I don’t know why I do this because we all start with the same $400 ottobucks and if I want to pay $110 I can have Josh Allen but it’s too scary and then what if he’s injured? Instant devastation -- and when I tip the snow globe over like that it starts to give the impression that my best bets are on teams that have no clear strategy or no singular talent. The Panthers, the Cardinals -- I’m holding high on teams that can’t bear any scrutiny. I also peppered in Chase Claypool (why not) and Darrell Henderson and Melvin Gordon.
When I first started thinking about my draft process I wanted to make these tree-style plans of attack so that my roster would be balanced and deep but I scrapped it because I had so many players on my wishlist that plotting out every tree was too time consuming. I’m happy with my roster but a tree could have stopped me from pursuing some of my weirder subconscious yens.
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mendedserpent · 2 years
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as john darnielle said, “What will I do when I don't have you to hold onto in the dark?” (a comic about dreams, memories, and houses. enjoy!)
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#nothing bad but like. Knowing things is always so …….#like. revealing my ex ds/mp past for this. i see so many popular posts circulated and im like.#‘oh. theyre a ds//mp account.’ and just. no one else knows or bothers to check 😭#its not too incredibly often?? but its often enough ill be like omg haha funny post :) and then i see the url and im like ah. i cant rb-#-this in good faith anymore.#like its just so …… idk#and im tempted to say shit sometimes but then im like. hm.#worst fucking phase ive ever had. owning a singular het/lia shirt at one point that said make pasta not war wasnt nearly as bad as that shit#the way streamers are treated and chat behaves and how streamers set like the bare minimum for boundaries and people will literally-#-STREAM SNIPE IRL STREAMS. AND THE STREAMERS ARENT LIKE ‘haha thats weird as fuck!’ no theyre like ‘ok well take a pic with u’#LIKE????#people have literally been like omg we saw u were here and drove an hour down to see u ^_^ and ppl will just?? be fine with that??????#like oh my god please make the distance between creator and audience bigger jesus fucking christ#thank god i was sane enough to never get into or even like dr**m but like. he just says the worst fucking shit. and has awful fucking fans#t/mmy needs to have someone to tell him to stop making certain jokes like dude. u cant just drop the e from slave and say ur not making-#-a joke abt some1 being a/your slave.#idk if ive ever seen a single fan have smth like ‘im critical of ds/mp’ on their carrd or whatever like. once.#they just mindlessly consume shit just because its funny.#idc what ppl say abt lore its kinda bland as shit and drags on so fucking long. minecraft rp + facecams is so fucking boring too like.#this has strayed from my original thoughts um. whatever#i hate ds/mp and ds/mp fans and i hope they explode <3#the cats meow
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