Observer Mirabel: *Arguing with a random person.*
Random person: *Slaps her—*
Observer Mirabel, visible hand mark on her cheek now:
Random person:
Random person: WAIT DON'T—
Observer Mirabel, knowing damn well what to do since Hollow Julieta is near: MOOOOMMM—
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esmp2 Scott be like: I shouldn’t mess with cursed ancient artifacts anymore. *puts on the ancient crown that withered Pixlriffs to death* but I look so hot when I do!
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having read nearly all of the Jeeves short stories, it’s so funny to me that Bertie’s bisexuality manifests as casting a wide but shallow net at girls and a narrow but ridiculously deep net at men. He thinks girls are pretty on a reasonably frequent basis, and has tried to marry at least four women thus far (not counting the unwanted engagements), but when it doesn’t work out he’s over it in 24 hours. Meanwhile he shows absolutely no interest in and never gives flattering depictions of 99% of the men in his life, but will praise Jeeves to anyone who will listen, wax poetic about his appearance (and get defensive on his behalf about it when a child insults it), and is absolutely inconsolable when they are separated.
(also Bertie is in no way allosexual. he is canonically terrified at the thought of reproducing. and due to the narrow but deep net on the other end I don’t imagine he’s going around sleeping with loads of men, either. that man’s either demi as hell or just entirely ace)
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imagine noah is getting picked on at school and olivia is trying to talk alex down like
"baby you cant punch 10yr olds im sorry"
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OK HEAR ME OUT ... *nothing comes out of my mouth*
This is where the viewer tries to figure out if that was just a ploy or he was really actually into it *throws hands up and walks away backwards*
cant remember which post i pulled that flashback from... it's somewhere in this blog lol i died when i remembered i drew that and didnt know why
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only thing i really dislike about the new vault dailies system is that they did away with dailies like, "view a vista in maguuma" or "get three logs of wood" because they were easy and accessible. there's the log in one, sure, and the one about dodging three times, but then you need 2 more and your choices are, 1) wvw, 2) pvp
well sorry if i'm colossally bad at both of those. i enter wvw once every ten years. i played 15 matches of pvp total in my six years of playing this game. sorry if i'm just a chronic pve main/casual who wants her ap points. i really hate the removal of the smol, easy dailies
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