This is what I'm dealing with tonight. First of all this boy...

Was trying to get in my bath. Yes, the first voice is me, and the second one is my wife.

Then...

He then stole my plantar fasciitis sandles for a pillow...

On the plus side. I did get some words dome while soaking. Being able to write on my phone and have it transfer to laptop is a blessing.

put away, put away :]

she wasn't crazy about being on the balcony

sorry to my fag mat haters, but the landlord gave me green light to fly my pride flag from the flag pole. get FUCKED.

turning RIHANNA AND SHAKIRA into ur 3rd wheels is absolutely insane what is going on in lewis and miles' brains

LITERALLY TRYING TO THINK OF A REASONABLE HETEROSEXUAL EXPLAINATION...........🤔 they always find each other's eyes in a crowded room that's all I can say.

We all take the light for granted when we're smothered in love.

SO I. UHH..

UHHHHHH

The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I

🥶🥶.

now that i have a chance to post this LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE THRIFT STORE YESTERDAY

I found songbird in one of the stuffed animal bins and then my mom found rainbow dash hanging up on a rack. They’re both build a bears from the MLP movie, and had no stains or anything!! I only ended up getting rainbow dash cause I wanted to give her better fabric hair and even though songbird had cool wings, I didn’t actually know who she was when I first saw her… I kinda wanted to get her and make her into like, a custom apple bloom or something cause the coat color is similar, but i also have no clue how to remove the factory embroidery without damaging the fabric. and lets be real idk if I would ever actually get around to doing all that

Anyways I now have a fluttershy and rainbow dash build a bear from two separate thrift stores… my army grows… (that’s a joke i don’t plan on getting anymore)

Wish I was even less financially responsible and could waste my money on rims and a wrap. I’d get baby pink rims and a pearlescent wrap for my sweetheart car

Guys I messed up 😅

One of the number one rules with working with silicone and molds and resin in a pressure pot is you don't seal in a pocket of air.

Guess what I accidentally did in the stupidest way possible 😅 on the cute d6s I was super excited about too!

I was able to remove them by hacking at the bumps with some wire cutters until they lost adhesion with the face (which I realize is something I need to fix in the process) and I was able to peel them off, which took the paint with it but it should be easy to fix now.

They have hearts for the 6 faces and I love them so I'm going to fix them but it's a learning moment I didn't necessarily want to have today but at least it was salvageable!

(via Rainbow Snow Bath Mat by UniqueDeignz)

i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.