One of the funniest running gags in QWERPline is that the local Girl Scout chapter is actually a fully-equipped paramilitary organisation that effectively maintains law and order in the town, in a scary but largely benevolent way,
while also being subjected to the regular trappings of girl scouts like sleepover nights and parental permission slips.
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Here's one of my favourite Qwerpline bits
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If you listen to QWERPLine on your drive to work, it becomes immersive theater.
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QWERPLINE IS BACK QWERPLINE IS BACK QWERPLINE IS BACK QWEPOLINESUBJCAJ
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TWO MORE DAYS TILL NSBURG MIAMI DRAGS ME BACK INTO THE ABYSS!!!!!!!!!
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Kenneth: It is absolutely paramount that you elect a human mayor. No ghosts, no statues, no stationery of any kind! Human! being!
Alex: Do you really gotta spell it out that clearly?
Kenneth: I shouldn't have to remind you of Nsburg's mayor from 1974 to 1976, who was simply three shuffle cats in a box.
Graham: Hey, Mayor Scratchy Boots Angry Hiss was instrumental in the construction of Nsburg community college.
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Kenneth Lancer, a political scientist from Chuffield University, takes issue with the sad state of mayoral affairs in Nsburg. Apparently, the current mayor, a box of paper clips, is fast becoming an empty box. Also, shuffle cat = raccoon.
...Mayor Scratchy Boots Angry Hiss...
Qwerpline S02E02 from LoadingReadyRun.
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I absolutely ADORE wtnv, but I can't catch up. i keep looping back to glowcloud cause I get so distracted. Honostly Qwerpline and Nightvale should collab. it won't ever happen, but. wouldn't that be fun?? Anyway, I'm going to keep glowclouding while ya'll new episode. all hail glowcloud, all hail glowcloud, all hail glowcloud, all hail glowcloud, all hail glowcloud, /-\|_|_ |-//-\||_ [_^|_[]\/\/[|_[]|_||]
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call me papa panopticon because i can see everything
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wish nsburg was real so i could join the nudist topiary club, except then i'd probably have to live in nsburg
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the card Hard Hitting Questions has to be a Qwerpline reference
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NEW QWERPLINE NEW QWERPLINE NEW QWERPLINE AHHHHHHHHHH
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