i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

DNI if you know my weak spots and would take advantage of them to upset me on purpose (if you're unsure, here's a comprehensive list of my weak spots:

me explaining what it's like to have OCD: well the biggest thing for me is that I spend a lot of time obsessing and ruminating and then performing certain rituals in response to that

the warlock I just met: oh I understand completely

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

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national holiday

Donald trump is a convicted felon

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Take a wild guess which I was

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

The soul eater explanation of “yeah the grim reaper actually DID look like the typical scary grim reaper stereotype at one point however he started working with kids and decided the goofy voice and appearance was less likely to scare them�� is so funny tbh he threw away his pride so he could raise the enrollment numbers at his child soldier school. & this is his legacy forever now because kid modeled his own grim reaper fit after the child friendly version of lord death.