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Hi. I'm a fan of speculative fiction, webcomics, and Magic: The Gathering. I'm also Jewish, neurodivergent, and aroace. He/Him. If I ever say or reblog something offensive, let me know, it was probably an accident/case of my own ignorance. Banner from The Order of the Stick by Rich Burlew. This machine kills fascists. GNU Terry Pratchett
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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners
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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature
as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration
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Two Ranches, both alike in Indignity, in Arizona, where we lay our scene...
This porno didn’t fuck around
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I do think that William 'I only tell the truth' de Worde and Moist 'I only tell lies' von Lipwig are physically incapable of being im the same room. There is a forcefield.
#I disagree with this characterization#de Worde can and will tell lies in service to the wider Truth#and von Lipwig can and will tell truths in service to the wider Con#I actually think the real reason they can never touch is that they would be irresistibly fascinated by each other
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You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band,
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Discworld is the only fantasy setting I know of that opens with The Magic Is Going Away and everyone is just kind of okay with it. Like “Welp, got to move with the times, can’t run a condom factory when there’s elves all over the place”
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In fairness, in that case he was kind of right.
omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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hey. do any of you trans/autistic mfs wanna see a baby werewolf
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
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