#queue Tony quizzing Peter on where he was
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Peter: That black bag has been there for 4 hours
Tony: What?
Peter: That bag's been there for 4 hours now
Tony: ...so move it
Peter: But it's a suspicious unattended bag
Tony: Most bags are
Peter: What if it's a bomb?
Tony: How would a bomb get past my security?
Peter: I got past your security
Tony: I have Friday ignore the crazy crap you're bringing into my building
Peter: I mean last night when I went on patrol and didn't tell you then came back at 2am
Tony: ...
Peter: DAMN IT
#damn it Peter#queue Tony quizzing Peter on where he was#turns out#Peter was out fighting some people who were selling guns#he threw the guns in the river#but one hit a wall of the river#the gun went off#and shot peter#it was very funny in his opinion#at least it was funny after he'd stitched himself up#peter parker#spiderman#irondad#ironman#tony stark#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect peter parker
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