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ladyloveandjustice · 5 months

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My Favorite New Manga and Graphic Novels I Read in 2023

It's time to take a look at the comics and manga I read this year! I read a whopping 78 manga and graphic novels in all. Here's a link to my Goodreads year in books (the manga is at the beginning, the novels start with Siren Queen) and my storygraph wrap up.

I also read 36 novels! If you want to see my favorites, check out my reviews here!

And finally, I've got the continuing manga series I've enjoyed this year here, so check that post out too!

The Magic Fish by Trung Le Nguyen

This is a tale about a first-generation Vietnamese-American boy struggling with coming out to his mother. He connects with his mother through fairytales-- she uses them to express her journey as an immigrant, and he uses them to explore his queerness and identity as a Vietnamese kid growing up in America. It's an absolutely gorgeous book full of Trung Le Nguyen's signature stunning art. The fantastical, ethereal fairy tales are weaved beautifully into the lives of the characters. The book explores how fairy tales can form connection, can express culture, can tap deeply into something real and true, and can offer tragedy and catharsis. The protagonist uses fairy tales to write his own story, and the ending is lovely and moving.

Exit Stage Left: The Snagglepuss Chronicles by Mark Russell and Mike Feehan

You may know Mark Russell from his darker, socially aware re-imagining of the Flintstones, which made quite a splash on Tumblr with this post. Well, I had pleasure of meeting him at a local convention, and I finally got his comic re-imagining of Snagglepuss, also of Hanna-Barbera. He re-imagines the titular pink puma as a closeted gay playwright in the 50's dealing with McCarthyism. It's as wild as it sounds,but also really digs into the politics of the time, the struggle of standing against oppression and how art fights through suppression and censorship. It's tragic, hopeful, poignant and full of historical references. I enjoyed it ! Definitely be cautious if you're deeply disturbed by homophobia and suicide.

The Summer Hikaru Died by Mokumokuren

A story about a teenage boy, Yoshiki, who realizes that his best friend and crush Hikaru has died and been replaced by a strange eldritch being who is imitating him. But, missing his loved one and desperate to cling to any piece of him, Yoshiki decides to keep on having a relationship with this mysterious entity. This book's horror is visceral and sublime, especially the bizarre, creepy, beautiful body horror involving the being who replaced Hikaru. It's an exploration of anxieties involving grief, relationships, and sexuality that hits just right, and the atmosphere layered with dread is top notch. I love me some messed up relationships and unknowable queer monsters, and this book delivers.

Chainsaw Man, Look Back and Goodbye Eri by Tatsuki Fujimoto

Chainsaw Man needs no introduction, but I did end up really enjoying the story of the doggy-devil boy hunting other devils. It got so tragic and intense at the end, with lots of great surreal horror imagery and darkly funny moments. I'm impressed it went so hard, though the random powers that kept piling up made what was happening hard to follow at times, especially in fights. I'm also enjoying the current weird arc starring a class-A disaster girl and the demon sharing her body.

Look Back

I really do enjoy how Fuijimoto writes messy pre-teen/teenage girls. They ring so true. The manga follows the fraught friendship between two girls as they create manga, exploring the struggle of art mixing with real relationships, and how someone keeps creating after tragedy. It's a little hard to follow at times (especially since I have to differentiate the leads based on hairstyle), but it's a good read.

Goodbye Eri

Probably my least favorite of the three, but it's a fun read- a weird ride that examines the thin line between fiction and reality in art and makes good use of Fujimoto's cinephile background and signature gaslight gatekeep girlboss characters.

Is Love the Answer? by Uta Isaki

The story follows a teenage girl, Chika, who has always struggled with not being attracted to anyone. When Chika enters college, she meets queer people all across the spectrum of asexuality, and starts exploring her own identity. As an ace, this is the best story about asexuality that I've read. It was a nuanced look at asexuality and queerness and all the variations. Chika's journey and how she found her community was moving and poignant. It's a honest, moving look at relationships and identity, and how complicated and hard to define both of those things can be. I loved the moments of Chika imagining herself as an alien to explore and cope, and how she bonded with people through magical girl shows and other geekery. My favorite new manga of the year, it really connected with me!

The Girl that Can’t Get a Girlfriend by Mieri Hiranishi

Oh girl, I've been there. This is a fun autobiographical comic about a butch4butch lesbian's struggles finding a partner in a word that favors butch/femme, and it's just an honest look at the messiness of loneliness and relationships. I also appreciate that crushing on Haruka in Sailor Moon and becoming a HaruMichi stan was the beginning the author's queer awakening because uh...same! She has taste, and is truly relatable.

Qualia the Purple: The Complete Manga Collection by Hisamitsu Ueo and Shirou Tsunashima

See my review of the light novel here for my general thoughts on the story, since it's adapted pretty faithfully. I do think the manga is overall the best experience though, because the illustrations break up the detailed explanations of quantum mechanics a bit, and it includes a bit of extra content that fleshes things out, especially withthe ending.

The Single Life: 60 year old lesbian who is single and living alone by Akiko Morishima

Just like it says on the tin, this focuses on a 60-year-old single lesbian. And definitely the shortest thing on here, since only one 30 page chapter is out. It's a grounded story about a woman looking back on her journey to finding her identity, touching on sexism in the workplace and other challenges. It paints a portrait of a proudly gay elder who's still perfectly content being single and feels fulfilled by the life she had rather than regretting past relationships. I definitely want to see more.

Daemons of the Shadow Realm by Hiromu Arakawa

Arakawa's latest, the story is about a boy who lives in a small village with his little sister is imprisoned and has to carry out a mysterious duty...but then the village is attacked, supernatural daemons awaken, and everything he knows might be wrong. I'm enjoying this fun romp so far! It delivers an really nice plot twist right out the gate (and an excellent subversion of the usual shonen "must-protect-my-saintly-sister" narratives). It boasts Arakawa's usual fun cast and interesting world (and cool ladies). There's some slight tone and pacing issues in the first part- there's so much time spent explaining mechanics the lead doesn't really get to react to his life turning upside down. But it starts smoothing out by the second volume. I'm excited to see what's next!

Superman: Space Age by Mark Russell and Michael Allred

This is a retelling of Superman set throughout the late fifties to early eighties that has Superman interact with the political and social upheaval of the time and question his own role in things. It explored the Superman mythos through a lot of cool new angles, and has a good Lois (why yes she would break Watergate) which is how I always measure a Superman adaptation. My one complaint is, while I liked some of the things it did with Batman, the ending with the Joker was pretty weak. The ending of the overall comic will also be bizarre for anyone not uses to how weird comics can get, but I think I dug it.

#DRCL by Shin'ichi Sakamoto

A manga retelling of Dracula that focuses on Mina as the protagonist and imagines the characters at an English prep school. It adds a lot of diversity to the characters and has exquisite, evocative art. I'm curious where it will go and what it intends to do with all it's changes (especially Lucy), because right now it's mostly vibes and creepiness and the direction isn't clear.

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maluceh · 7 months

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i think i have talked about it everywhere but here, cause it’s the app that i use less sometimes…

I came here to say that I stand with the people of Palestine, and I encourage you (specially if you are from the west) to keep spreading information, to keep talking about it, to keep amplifying Palestinian voices that can’t be heard right now. We need to be their voice and help raise theirs.

If you are from a big city, from one of the big countries that refuses to listen (USA, Canada, UK) MAKE THEM LISTEN!!! Palestinian people have not stopped fighting for their land for more than 70 years now, and we CANT keep our heads down and our voices quiet about this, not anymore.

the “isr4eli” government has tried for so long to squash their voices, to fill the west with propaganda and make us think that they’re the victims. so NO, get educated, get active, and raise your voices. Don’t let yourselves be fooled by a few videos made in english to make us feel bad for an oppressor who is actively committing genocide.

here’s a list of things you CAN do:

Targeted boycotting, forget about all the long lists of brands. BDS has called to boycott these specific brands for a much more impactful result.

(Domino’s Pizza, MacDonalds, Papa John’s, Pizza Hut, Burger King, AXA, Puma, SIEMENS, Carrefour, HP, AHAVA, soda stream, and fruits and vegetables labeled as from Isr4el.) It’s not on the list, but a lot of people are including Disney after their large donation to Isr4el.

Here’s a list of brands that are PRO-Palestine

If you’re an artist, STOP SHARING YOUR ART IN DEVIANART!!! they support isr43l

Join a protest! If you can, of course. Here’s a thread of upcoming protests in different countries

If you do go to a protest, i urge you to take care of yourself, here’s a thread on useful tips to keep yourself safe during a protest.

“i’m not educated enough to talk about it” GET EDUCATED! here are some sources that were helpful for me (a westerner):

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and last but not least, keep TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! Palestinian people have not lost hope and neither should we! People all over the world, THOUSANDS of people support Palestine, we MUST get other people to listen, and open their eyes, opening other peoples eyes to propaganda also helps the cause. The more people who wake up from that fake countries lies the better.

from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

#palestine #free palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #anti zionisim #Youtube #ceasefire #ceasefire now

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detroitbecomeonline · 4 months

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I noticed I gained a few new followers recently. Hello! I think I'll do another intro post <3 I'll make this easily digestible in dot points.

I'm from Australia.

You can find everything I make in my pinned post under the first "Stuff I made" category.

This includes Encryption (fic), Zeno (fic comic), analyses, modding stuff, etc.

If you want to only follow me for dbh, block the tag #not dbh.

Alternatively, if you're that 1 mutual I have who doesn't have a clue about dbh, block the tag #dbh (lmaoooo ;0;)

I am not a hankcon anti I promise!! I enjoy father-son and canon platonic, but some hankcon art slaps so I gotta reblog it lol

PM700 (Puma) is a background character who I adore.

If I block you (in the extremely rare case) and we never really had a negative interaction/you haven't done anything wrong, I absolutely promise it's not you and I'll most likely unblock you sometime soon :)

I run @connors-blog-account which is an in-character shitpost blog.

If you like BG3, I also run @baldursbait <3

#i feel like im missing a whole bunch but eee whatever send post #mine

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sn00pism · 1 year

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Let's study! Meguru!

A small blurb that I came up with while in class lol. He'd be a menace 10/10. I'm working on expanding this on my wattpad! Characters: Bachira Meguru x reader

College! Bachira who you see in your literature classes even if he's an art major.

College! Bachira who one day asks for your notes as he's completely lost on what the fuck is going on, so you lent them to him.

College! Bachira who invites you for coffee one day as thanks for your notes and totally screws up his suave line, "would you like to go out, wait no, like just, uhm, would you like coffee? Like with me? Like go out to have coffee with me?"

College! Bachira who pays for the coffee, yours a sweat cream cold brew while his is a pink strawberry yogurt frappe. The colors contrasting your outfits.

College! Bachira who wears a black sweater underneath blue overalls and black converse with a black bomber jacket while you're wearing a pink sweater matched with Jean shorts and white puma sneakers.

College! Bachira who blushes when you tell him you're almost matching with him.

College! Bachira who turns beet red when it slips out that maybe you guys should match on the second date, you agreeing. Both of you staying quiet for a second until it dawn's on the both of you what just happened.

College! Bachira who smiles widely, cheeks and ears red but holding up a pinky to make you pinky promise to go on a second date with him. After all next time you'll match clothes!

College! Bachira who ends up walking towards a playground, sitting on the swings and asking you to push him.

College! Bachira who starts telling you how he's never cared much for reading but he's taking literature just so he can see you.

College! Bachira who smiles sheepishly as you scold him, telling him he could've just talked to you in the hallways.

College! Bachira who invites you to his games, he has one this Friday and he hopes you could go and meet his team.

College! Bachira who talks non-stop about his best friend, Isagi and how he really loves soccer and his teammates, how cool Rin is and how scary Barou gets on the locker rooms when they leave a mess.

College! Bachira who listens excitedly as you tell him about your friends and about the literature course you're both taking, nodding enthusiastically when you offer to tutor him.

College! Bachira who takes your hand as you're walking home, cold from the frappe he was holding earlier, but none of you mind, swinging the joined hands softly and humming.

College! Bachira who smiles as he drops you off, eyes widening when you give him a kiss on the cheek and a promise that next Friday you'll go to his game.

College! Bachira who fist bumps the air, almost yelling out in glee, unaware you can see him from your window doing a little victory dance.

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puddin-dear · 6 months

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Cool info post to pin to my blog

⭒ About Me ⭒

(putting the read more here bcuz this shits long)

I’m not that young trust me lmao, i’m just immature on the internet /hj

I’m a poc whos heritage comes from :

🇬🇾🇩🇴

I am also AUDIHD (Autism+Adhd)

Pronouns - They/Them + Anything else

(yes that includes Neopronouns and Xenopronouns)

Age - 13+ & 18-

(for the record, not it does not mean I am 13 or 18. Ppl forget theres a +/- there for a reason. I am older than 13!!)

Name - Tapioca

N/N - Tapi, Tap, Taps, whatever else you can think of

Lgbtqia+ - Lesbian, Genderfluid, Acespike

Other Identities - Alterhuman/Therian, Witch, Otherhearted

Religion - Satanist + Pagan

Music taste - Babymetal, Fairymetal, Rock, Goth, Midwest Emo, Emo, Indierock, Folk, Punk, Indie, Weirdcore, Chiptune, Merengue, Soca, etc

(basically im one of those “anything but rap, country or pop. With the occasional exceptions for certain pop songs)

What will I post? - Art, Therian memes, Therian shitposts, My animal masks (which I make and sell), My tails, Writings, Witch shit & possibly more

⭒ Theriotypes ⭒

(theriotypes)

Mainecoon Calico Cat

Australian Shepherd

Brown York Chocolate Cat

Bombay Cat

White Turkish Angora Cat

Black and White Marbled Cat (not the species Marbled Cat)

Jaguarundi

Snow Leapord

Spotted Hyena

Striped Hyena

Raven

(Ik its a lot of cats 😞)

⭒ Theriomythics ⭒

(Theriomythics)

Skeleton cat

Black Starflesh Cat

White Winged Cat

Unconfirmed

(Unconfirmed)

-Aka questioning or confused abt

Raven

Altlas Moth

Puma

DNI CRITERIA-

-Racism

-ZIONISTS

-Homophobia (this includes Biphobia, Lesphobia, Transphobia, Acephobia and hate towards neo/xeno-gender/pronoun users)

-Alterhuman hate

-Zoophilia

-Pedophilia

-Just being an asshole ngl

-Thinking agere/littlespace is sxual

-Anti-fur

-Lolicons… (not Lolita fashions, ily guys)

-Explicit NSFW

-Ppl who fake claim without real evidence

-Babies autistic ppl

-“Agefluid”

-Ill add more when I think of them later

Ty for reading! This will be edited in the future when I think of more shit to put here

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halliescomut · 8 months

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Naughty Babe Ramble

There's gonna be spoilers up to episode 4...just so you're aware.

I've been really stuck thinking about this past episode and sort of where we are about half-way through. I know for a lot of people, Naughty Babe is just silly fun, and there's also plenty who just wave it off as campy semi-BS. And while the show is certainly set up to be more silly than serious, I really have been engrossed by the new glimpses we've gotten into Yi and Diao now that they're at the center.

I loved them as a couple in the Cutie Pie series, though I had some concerns, mostly things that I've been able to abandon now that we've gotten a bit more insight into Yi's mind specifically. Cutie Pie is very much Kuea's perspective, and therefore pretty knowledgeable of Diao's personality, but less so of Yi.

And while I was somewhat suspicious of what we were going to see after the trailers, knowing about the whole amnesia thing, I'm actually pretty satisfied overall. Both because the amnesia didn't last for the whole season, but also because they clearly recognize that Diao knows Yi well enough to figure out he's lying. Like I do agree that both Lian and his dad would figure it out first, just because Yi doesn't hide so much from them, but I was concerned they would set Diao up to look a bit like an imbecile, and he is so not.

I'm gonna start by talking about Diao, mostly because he's my favorite, but also because if we recognize that this show is mostly Yi's perspective, then I'm so happy they're still showing Diao as feisty, and cute. He's still shown as a little shy, but I think he's definitely guarded around Yi, especially right in this time, so it makes sense, that he sort of reads it that way. One of my favorite things about Diao in Cutie Pie was that he was clearly just as strong-willed and self-aware as Kuea, but where Kuea is more brash, Diao is just a tad softer. But his softness isn't weakness (I fucking hate when people think that) and we're continually given glimpses of his strength, both mentally and physically.

His practice and teaching of Taekwondo is clearly part of that, it's a martial arts style that has a heavy focus on meditation and mindfulness, but also philosophy of how you should behave as a citizen of humanity. It's also listed often as a potentially good option for self-defense in those that are of smaller stature (which Diao is). It's a martial art that I think is well-matched to the character, in that it's both strong and elegant, with a focus on moral character.

The series so far shows Diao as mainly admirable...which is great, but it also speaks to what Diao is so frustrated by. He's not a piece of art, he doesn't want to be set on a pedestal and admired, he wants to be loved. He's been clear in his passion to Yi in the past, but it's Yi's that's stuck in his own head about what if's and so they aren't able to progress. And so now we're 3 years in the future, and Diao's wondering if he read everything all wrong.

So moving on to hia Yi...I know you're trying, but god, do I wish that you would just get it together. I understand that the root of his behavior is all fear. He's afraid that the past coming to light, and his connection to Diao's trauma will cause DIao to hate him...and dude...if you pulled your head out of your ass and actually took in the person that Diao has become you'd see that it would never happen. I know he's drowning in the guilt of what happened with the tiger/puma/dog/jackalope (depending on when and where the story's being told)...but if you think Diao would learn that and not recognize that you were a 15 year old child who made a horrible mistake??? Diao has so much empathy, and Yi knows that, but he's still can't comprehend that that empathy also extends to him for some reason.

As flawed as the man is, and honestly as poorly as he sees himself sometimes, though usually glossed over by the sheen of narcissism, he can be such a good man. In all of this universe, I've always been a bit meh on Max's acting, I'll be honest. He's fine, but I've always felt like because his character was so staid that I wasn't engaged, especially when Zee and Nunew and Nat were given so much more expression and emotion. But this last couple of episodes really, but especially number four, he has really been doing some great work.

He's both solidified a lot of aspects of the character as well as bringing new depth. The nightmares talk and panic attack scene were really so good. Him just laying there as Diao talks about his nightmares and his eyes are just full of so many different emotions. and then when the panic attack really kicks in, his overall concern is not disturbing Diao. You don't have to have an internal monologue to know exactly where this panic attack comes from, and it's portrayed really well in my opinion. Of course everyone's experience will differ, but my sister has an anxiety disorder, and really her feelings as she's described them and her physical condition as I've watched her experience these attacks...they match up pretty well.

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In a lot of ways I do feel like we are seeing a little bit of the same character arc for the couple here that we saw for Lian and Kuea in Cutie Pie, with both Lian and Yi afraid that somehow they're being selfish in wanting their relationships with Kuea and Diao respectively. I think it's something that stems from their age difference, this knowing that there is a lot of opportunity out there for them, and are they sort of clipping their wings? It's a bit different for Kuea and Diao, but it does boil down to both wanting to be truly seen for who they are. For Kuea it was about reconciling his 'true self' and knowing that Lian loved him still. With Diao, I think it's about being seen as himself, but also being seen as someone worthy of being a true partner to Yi, to stand beside him. I think Yi's tendency to coddle him and lie to him has caused him to assume that Yi doesn't believe he's capable of handling the truth. And in a bit of a match to Kuea, since they've always been these sort of biddable, polite people (which is based around the cultural expectations especially in relation to their age difference), will there still be love and affection if they're assertive of their own needs/desires? For Kuea the answer was clearly yes, which Diao knows, but I think Lian was also a lot easier to read for Diao than Yi. It's also complicated by the fact that Diao is also afraid of what he might see, and so I think he chooses not to.

My last little part isn't really about character, but more about how wildly uncomfortable I was watching the interactions between Diao's family and Yi and Diao. It was both awkward and insanely infuriating. I felt so insulted on Yi's behalf, watching this family treat him like little more than an open wallet. And don't even get me started on Diao, the way I know he was so embarrassed by their behavior, not just because it's so icky, but also because it makes him wonder "Does hia Yi think that I'm in this for his money??" I also kind of hated it because hia Yi clearly values family, and I know for certain that he's glad that his own father has such strong love and affection for Diao, to not be seen equally by Diao's family probably really hurts.

(I'm sorry this was such a ramble, but I have a lot of random feelings about the show.)

#Naughty Babe the series #Hia Yi x Kon Diao #Yi x Diao #Max x nat #MaxNat #Max Nattapol #Nat Natasitt #Thai BL

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chussyracing · 3 months

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what's been happening in the world of motorsports?

(this is a long one since i had no time to write it down, so it will be hidden under the cut in relative chronological order)

Williams and Alpine were the last teams to do their shakedowns before pre season testing (Williams announced it was a strategic move to keep the real car concept a secret for as long as possible)

Helmut Marko has been saying a lot about Ferrari and 2025 Ferrari like that he thinks Lewis only came to Ferrari because Max earning more hurt his pride and Ferrari offered him a bigger pay check or that he considers Charles 2024 season's champion (ok grandpa, let's get you to bed)

after Alpha Tauri departed as title sponsor of current RB team, they became official clothing partner of FIA from 2024 to 2026

RBR was the last team to have their launch (although the livery looks just the same as it did before and although the car leaked a few hours before) and Horner was present just like he is at the pre season testing, he gave an interview during the launch where he denied any allegations, but Viaplay suggested he will be stepping away from the position of Red Bull team principal and it will be announced on 28th Feb which they promptly denied afterwards. Walls Street Journal speculated the victim is Horner's personal assistant and apparently people already spied who it is on Linked in and then made it big on Twitter. If you have names, please PLEASE do not publish them. And finally Craig Slate who followed the case from the start and spoke to related personnel said the investigation is now finished the report (close to 150 pages long) was delivered to the Red Bull Board and now we are awaiting the decision. In the meantime both F1 and FORD urged for prompt resolution of the case.

F1 also officially addressed the situation but only to say they hope RBR resolve it asap

McLaren boss Andrea Stella admitted they will be doing something similar to last year in terms of updates, because they wanted to add more to this year's concept before launch, so they will push the updates forward and expect early gains from them

F1 Academy announced more drivers and partnerships: they have partnered Charlotte Tilbury make up brand to have their own livery and Lola Lovinfosse as a driver (for Rodin), Jessica Edgar will drive for Rodin as well, Reema Juffali as wildcard driver for Prema for the first round in Jeddah and FDA driver Aurelia Nobels driving a Puma livery for ART. The grid is now complete and girls are training for first race.

Nico Rosberg broke his silence over the contract news and denied the rumours he would be coming back to Mercedes, because he now has great respect for the dangers of the sport (he also said that besides living close, Lewis gives his kids Chrismas presents every year

Fabio Quartararo claimed that Pierro Ferrari let him know about Lewis coming to Ferrari when he visited Maranello

it was Enzo Ferrari's birthday anniversary on 18th February (or was it?? nobody will ever know when he was actually born and how long it took his father to announce it to the authorities), then it was Niki Lauda's birthday anniversary on 22nd Feb and finally Alain Prost's birthday was on 24th Feb

three day long F1 pre season testing is over and RBR seems to be clear favorite, with almost no reliability issues (spare a few fuel pumps and Checo's brakes catching fire for a bit) but Red Flags still appeared because of loose drain covers [side note: I have detailed summary of each day if anyone is interested as well as some technical analysis and predictions]

fun fact about some changes in testing: Alpine seems to have added a bit more blue color onto the nose and Mercedes changed their suspension for the last day of testing, because their car features a clever solution which allows them to fine tune the suspension setting for each race

Jeff Dodds the CEO of Formula E believes that F1 title for 2024 is done and dusted after he saw the first day of testing and promised to donate 250k to charity of drivers choice if they win instead

We have an F1 group pic to look forward to which we already saw some glimpses from teams like McLaren

Aston Martin presented their new safety car (personal opinion it looks like a green zebra and I liked last year's so much more)

Sauber confirmed Zane Maloney and Theo Pourchaire as reserve drivers for 2024

4 teams complained about Mercedes front wing but FIA deemed it legal

Fred Vasseur confirmed that Ferrari didn't publish the lenght of Charles' and Lewis' contracts for strategic purposes, he also mentioned they are still waiting for compensation for Las Vegas drain cover damage on Carlos' car (and now they may try to ask for the same for floor damage from pre season testing), speaking of Lewis he said that Fred was the main push for him to come to Ferrari and he didn't have to think much about it and didn't even tell his parents until the day of announcement, one of the things he wants to focus on is the diversity of the team

Steve Nielsen who left FIA returned to F1 as a consultant, Guenther Steiner will return in the paddock as RTL presenter and Matia Binotto returns to the world of racing with E-Powertrain of TEXA

there are rumours of issues for Audi caused by two main figures of team possibly leaving

Este said he's like to try Le Mans

FIA warned fans there are two companies claiming to sell unauthorised F1 hospitality ticket packages

if you follow F1 on Sky Sports, David Croft will miss 3 races this year because of his wedding and a wish to spend more time with family among the expanding calendar

RacingNews365 estimated driver salaries for 2024 (Max 55m dollars, Lewis 45m, Charles 34m, Lando 20m and George 18m for the top 5 highest earning ones)

Ralph Schumacher tried to get into the headlines when he said he thinks that Sebastian Vettel wants to race again but Mercedes would be too big for him

F1 and Nascar might be infringing the IMS trademarked phrase "The Greatest Spectacle in Racing" (because F1 uses "the greatest spectacle in motorsport"

after McLaren Reece partnership, Haas partnered with Palm Angels for luxury clothing and speaking of fashion, Ferrari introduced their fall/winter 24-25 collection this weekend

Google extended the partnership with McLaren to not just be primary partner for their F1 team but also Extreme E

FIA wants to close up a loophole in the costcap rules about part time and third party workers and include their full year salary into the budget (did teams use it to gain small advantage? perhaps yes. but we should have a talk about possible obstacle this makes for teams to find new workers among "undiscovered" talents)

from fan's point of view:

Guanyu did a photoshoot for Elle Men China (and slayed)

Charles was in Uzbekistan before pre season testing for an event with fans (and for skiing apparently)

Lewis posted a thirst trap from his work out session

Pierre apparently posted a pic (video?) of being stopped by police and performing an alcohol test and later deleted it

Charles with his boytoys made another ad during karting

Arthur Leclerc randomly came on Twitch to stream Fortnite (and mentioned he will say Hello everybody, because he can't pronounce Hello guys 😭)

Lewis hung out with Anna Wintour (for Baftas? I think)

multiple drivers played golf and padel together before the Bahrain gp

REMINDER: the first two gps will be held on Saturday, so don't miss out

#this is a long one and i probably missed a bunch of things rip #e #f1 #gossip night

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redpanther23 · 1 year

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FAQ

How do you write your comics?

They're satire. Dare to say no!

What are your political views?

The only state I care about is the altered state of consciousness. For any more specific questions, I refer to dear Uncle Lou Reed: "Give me an issue, I'll give you a tissue, you can wipe my ass with it."

What's with your crazy accent?

My great-great grandmother was Muskogee, and I come from an unbroken line of single mothers, so I have her accent (although I tone it down most of the time so people can understand me.)

What software do you use?

I only use hardware to create my art, unless you ascribe to the theory that all reality as we know it is a computer simulation.

What are your pronouns?

Whatever is funniest.

How do I refer to you in other languages?

By my name...if your language doesn't have a specific word for Puma concolour, then the biggest native cat is close enough.

What religion do you practice?

I never practice, I just have natural talent.

What is Discordianism?

A philosophy (or way of liberation) from the late 60's based on Zen Buddhism and absurdist humor. It's like an irreligion for crust punks who eat acid. You can read our most sacred text here, and you should, because we'll be taking over the world soon. You can also buy a physical copy from Last Word Press. (If religion is the opiate of the masses, then you can just cook me up another hit, babe.)

What is your band name/where can I hear it?

My punk cover band is called Rong, and it's a multigenerational chaos magic and performance art project, passed down to me by my father. In the words of my uncle, guitarist Scott Panther, our lead singer "takes strange drugs and leads our village into the spirit world." You can hear our recordings on Youtube. As a Discordian magical practice, anyone is free to be Rong, and if you're interested, you can read my very brief grimoire here. My all-original band is called the Red Scare, but we have no recordings yet!

What's your advice to aspiring artists?

Sell your soul to the devil.

Where did you study?

I got let out of high school early for good behavior, and after much hard work, I was accepted into Weed University (located in Ithaca, New York) where I earned my BS in Bong Engineering. I studied under Subgenius/Discordian Pope, His Assholiness Professor Bluey Cleveland.

What makes you a doctor?

I inherited the title from my dad, but I asked him, and he said he ain't never tried PhD.

What's your REAL name?

My real name is Red Moon Rising, which was given to me by my grandfather Silent Thunder of the Meskwaki tribe after my walkabout.

What's your diagnosis?

Schizoaffective Cannabis Dependency.

What's your sign?

"Out of Order"

Are you single?

I'm married.

Witness mine paw:

From Mega Stoned: The Work Completed 418; MAGUS 6'=9' L.'. S.'. D.'. whose words are slurred; who is called Knight in the City of the Hub; Saint on the Hill of Ghosts: Doctor in the mystic order of the City of Lost Souls L.'. S.'. D.'. and in the World of cats upon the Earth, Red Panther of the Free State of Jones.

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screwyouhippie · 1 year

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𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒈𝒔 𝑮𝒂𝒏𝒈

𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐

Craig is a very heavy sleeper which makes it really hard to wake him up. His house could be getting nuked and he'd still be sound asleep. Which is good for him, but terrible for Tweek whenever he stays the night since it makes him think he died. Because of how heavily he sleeps, he seems to wake up to himself being in very awkward and uncomfortable positions which make him look like he was dismembered and put back together by some sort of high alien. Which also doesn't help Tweek at all. And since Tweek often struggles to fall asleep, Craig does his best to stay awake until Tweek falls asleep. He's only successful 30% of the time though.

There is only one thing that can wake Craig up, the Red Racer Intro. Craig literally watches this show every day of the week and he absolutely CANNOT afford to miss a single episode of it, even if he's watched the entire show multiple times. So whenever you need to wake Craig up in any situation, just play the intro of Red Racer and he's up in .1 seconds. Though he might be a little if not VERY angry if you wake him up like this, unless you're Tweek.

Tweek

Tweek hangs around Craig a lot, so Tweek has picked up on some of Craigs.. bad habits.. Craig is notorious for being the bad kid in class and flipping everyone off, including teachers. So, now Tweek also flips people off whenever they annoy him, especially the main four which Craig and his gang find absolutely hilarious. But as to their dismay, Tweek also flips them off whenever they're being annoying or arrogant which they can be often times. Tweek has even flipped off Craig a couple of times out of habit of doing it to everyone else (He ended up having a panic attack afterwards and Craig had to comfort him). Though Craig seemed to find it amusing.

So now instead of it being just Craig getting sent to the principals office, it's both Tweek AND Craig who get sent for flipping teachers off together. The councilor always lets them off with a warning since they're gay and Cartman absolutely hates that they get special treatment because of it. Tweek and Craig always flip him off together just because it's funny. The Asian girls have definitely drawn fan art of them out of this.

Tolkien

Tolkien is the mom friend of the group, if not the voice of reason often times. And because he's one of the few kids with actual good parents, he has great advice given to him by his parents. So whenever something goes wrong for one of the group members, the first person they go to is Tolkien. Tweek and Craig have even tried to hire Tolkien as their personal Couple Councilor. Tolkien is the type of person to carry bandages and alcohol wipes in his bag and pockets. And in his mind, anything that can't be cured with those or an ice pack, requires a trip to the emergency room.

The others have definitely asked Tolkien for money at least once, seeing as how he's loaded. But instead of just lending them money, he refers them small part time jobs where they can earn it themselves. I can see Tolkien asking his parents if they could hire his friends as his butlers so he doesn't have to do chores anymore. They denied this of course, so Tolkien just offers them money if they can do his chores for him secretly.

Clyde

Since Clyde's dad owns the shoe store at the mall, Clyde has all a full collection of shoes, Jordans, Air Forces, Nike, Adidas, Pumas, he even has some of the most rare and expensive shoes which his friends have tried to steal on multiple occasions. Especially Cartman. Because of this, he has a secret compartment under his bed which he stores all his most rare items. It's just a loose floor board under his bed, but shhh, no one needs to know :›. Tolkien has tried to pay Clyde to let him wear one of his shoes for a day, but not even Clyde has worn some of his own shoes just so that they're value doesn't go down, so that was an instant no.

His friends don't understand him on this. Why have something if you're not gonna use it? Clyde having a huge ego on this topic always goes, "Just to brag!" So this is the part where Craig usually flips him off, sometimes even Tweek when he's fed up. Though Clyde doesn't care, he doesn't see them with a thousand dollar worth of shoes? But one thing he doesn't understand is why can't Tolkien just get his own pair?

Jimmy

Jimmy has a lazy eye. But he can control it. He just likes to keep it that way because well, it's just funny to him. Sometimes, he puts his eyes back to match with his other eye and go through the whole day like that and everyone will notice something's different, but they can never figure out what. Everyone's crowded around Jimmy just asking him questions like- "You look different today, what did you change?" "Did you get a haircut?" "Is your shirt a different shade of yellow?" "Did you grow?" At this point Cartman buds in "You guys, Jimmy's legs obviously got more shriveled up from him not using them!" Jimmy loves the attention that's given to him.

On a random occasion while Jimmy was with his friends, he just made his eye go the other way while everyone was watching him. When he finished he smiled and said, "I can see you" everyone was grossed out. This became a gag and is something he does on the daily now. Still, it's always the same reaction everytime and everytime Jimmy loves it.

#south park #jimmy valmer #tolkien black #craig tucker #tweek tweak #sp creek

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loveaetingkids · 1 year

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Buckle up folks cus me and the @skimpilydressedwithanaxecame up with a new AU- mashup of an Owl house and the Book of Life.

Here’s every characters profile:

Hexide students

(All art was done by @demonofthesouppot) Manolo- son of a famous beast tamer Carlos Sanchez

•studies in bard coven(much to Carlos charging)

•has bull palisman

•favorite pupil of La Muerte

Maria-daughter of a leader of Emperors coven General Posada

•studies in beast keeping(despite her father's wishes to see her in healing coven)

•Chuy is her palisman

•does broom racing in her free time

•favorite pupil of Candlemaker

Joaquin-son of a diseased Guard Captain Joaquin Mondragon Sr(who fell in battle against Chakal-a wild witch who opposes Emperors rule)

•studies in abomination coven;has hawk palisman

•got a pet-griffin named Plata

•competes with Maria on the title of the #1 fastest broom racer

•favorite pupil of Xibalba

Hexide teachers

La Muerte(or Catrina,as they call her in this Au)-teaches bard magic

•uses bard and potions magic

•has puma palisman

•big history nerd,(puts her at edge with Emperors coven)

•married to Xibalba

Xibalba-teaches illusion

•uses illusion and potions(or in his case, poison) magic

•has a winged serpent as palisman

•collects curses

•married to Catrina

Candlemaker-teaches oracle magic

•uses oracle magic

•collects ancient books,befriended one(aka Book of Life)

•is close friends with La Muerte and Xibalba

Family members

Carlos Sanchez-comes from a family of beast tamers

•uses cruel methods of domestication believing that he continues family traditions,wants to pass his mantle to his son,who’s against it

General Posada- Head witch of Emperors coven

•being close friends with late Mondragon Sr,he promised him to raise and train his son to go to the Emperors coven

•neglects his daughter and her talents

Plot summary:

La Muerte, Xibalba and the Candlemaker, as most respected teachers in Hexside, have their favorite students: Manolo, Joaquim and Maria.Seeing potential in kids,they decided to take care of them,each in their own way:Catrina helped Manolo with bard magic,teaching him how to put all his emotions into music,so that he would “play from his heart”;Xibalba,despite not having abomination magic,trained Joaquins fast reaction in combat-after all,his abilities are exactly what this morons coven needs; and Candlemaker just spent time with Maria,gushing over books or hiding her from General Posada in his library after two had fights about her coven choice.

These three teachers are often ranting about how their favorite pupil is better then other ones(at least Xibalba and Catrina do,while Candlemaster’s just chilling,knowing that Maria doesn’t need to be warped up into this;she’s the most talented witch without those competitions)pulling up their talents and making non-extreme wagers.But then it got out of hand because Manolo and Joaquin,hearing or at the very least knowing of their status as “chosen ones”, take their competivness more radically.Maria,also being aware of the case,takes Candlemakers stance thinking that it’s stupid; besides,why are these grown ups so obsessed with kids school scores?However Joaquin and Manolo,having not the best influences at home(Carlos Sanchez and General Poasada) take into their heads that in order to “get” Maria,they should push themselves harder.

Before the witch duel of sorts,Joaquin,being afraid of losing(fearing Generals judgement and Xibalbas disappointment) takes one of Xibalbas curses from his collection and uses it on Manolo,making him cursed much like Lilith did with Eda.Manolo would resemble the souls of killed bulls in the last sequence of original film,if not more humanoid.The poor boy,being scared and confused,runs away; Xibalba and La Muerte,realizing where this curse came from,interrogated Joaquin,who bust into tears,saying that he didn’t know that the curse will affect Manolo so badly.

Meanwhile,during her daily tasks at animal shelter, Maria stumbles upon an unusual monster, the like of which she had never seen. Trying to soothe the creature, she came to the conclusion that music has a calming effect on it. But before finally establishing a connection with her “new” friend,Carlos Sanchez bursts into the school grounds with orders from Emperor to capture the bull-like creature.With the screams of Manolo in grasp of Carlos,Maria runs to Candlemaker demanding to free this mythic animal.

Later on,when Catrina,Xibalba and Joaquin meet with Candlemaker and Maria,they embark on a journey to release Manolo,all the while Joaquin opens up about his insecurities,while Maria tells about how shes not the prize to be won.

During the raid of the Emperor's palace, the teachers, out of curiosity (mostly Candlemaker and Catrina,being history nerds) went to the main archive and found out that this whole idea about covens was nothing but a lie, a manipulative tactic to weaken the witches and help the Emperor rise to power.

After the break at Emperors palace was known,Carlos guarded the newly captured Manolo,and after a while,realized with drawing horror,that it was his son.Soon,Maria and Joaquin joined him,and after series of arguing,young Posada showed confused Carlos how to put Manolo at ease.After two parties were reunited,they fought the Coven’s guard,and the end,the Emperor himself(not Philip in this AU btw).During the battle,General Posada tried to shame Joaquin into joining him,threatening with estrangement,but Joaquin held his ground,and later on,kicks his butt with Maria(although he loses an eye during it;the wound is tended by apologizing Xibalba).Afterwards the battle,teachers inform Carlos and kids that the only way to subdue the curse effects is if someone split the burden:Joaquin agreed immediately,wanting to make Manolo’s life easier and apologize for cursing his friend.But then Carlos steps in. He knows that no matter how strong Maria and Joaquin are, these two are still children.So as a way to make amends with Manolo after all he had done to him,Carlos takes the mantle,returning his son to his witch form.

Yadda-yadda,the Emperor is no more,witches are free to use wild magic,Joaquin goes to live with Xibalba,Maria-with Candlemaker,Carlos quits beast taming and apologizes to his son as best as he could,learning the perks of living as cursed,and everything ends well with three main characters being in love.

#owl house #owl house au #book of life #book of life au #owl house x book of life #manolo sanchez #carlos sanchez #maria posada #general posada #joaquin mondragon #la muerte #xibalba #candlemaker #tbol #tbol au #tres leches

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emophil81 · 4 months

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Please scroll down for a hot sneaker and socks story!

Pictures by aimalefoot found on Deviantart

A nice birthday present - a sock and sneaker fetish story

(Disclaimer: All characters in this story are 21 years or older and it’s a complete work of fiction! Even if depicted otherwise in the story, please always practice safe sex! German original Story by PumaBengel posted on mannfuermann.com under the title „Fantasien erleben“.)

I've been together with my boyfriend Erik for a few months now. We can talk about anything. Especially when it comes to preferences, our kinks and fetishes and things like that.

It was always clear to me that I could only fall in love with one man and only have sex with one man. Over the years I've realized what I love about men. My cock belongs in a hot ass and his love juice belongs in my mouth. I think thousands of other gays feel the same way. Since I met my boyfriend, I know that there is so much more. We have already decided that we want to spend our lives together.

I could wrap my mouth around his beautiful cock and suck him dry three times a day. He's no different. We have already exchanged a few fantasies with each other. He would like to go to sleep in a mountain of sweaty socks. And I would blow all the boys who donate their stinky socks. In fact, we laughed a lot as we revealed our innermost fantasies to each other. Somehow it always made us both so hot that we could be so open with each other that we had the hottest sex I've ever experienced during, after and in between our sex confessions! For me, sneakers and socks are now also part of it.

It's approaching my birthday and my boyfriend asks me what I want. Of course he asks me that when we're in the middle of cuddling and fiddling. So a cock-driven answer comes from me. “I would like to suck off a handful of hot cocks.” Erik looks at me sadly and asks "Am I not enough for you?" Fuck, wrong answer! Erik laughs, "I know, my darling. Just kidding.“

A few days later, when it’s my birthday, in the morning he takes me in his arms and kisses me. Before I can say anything, Erik says, “Happy birthday!” “Thank you, my darling.” He can't wait to give me my gift. I open an envelope. „What is that? Tickets to a soccer game for tomorrow? Dude, soccer is not my thing at all!“ I say. Erik sees my horrified look, takes me in his arms and says "These are VIP tickets". That doesn't make things any better. I'm pissed and say "What? Can we take a shower with the football players in the locker room or what?“ Erik laughs and says with a grin on his face. “Just wait for it. Trust me on that one okay?“

I'm still pissed, but after dinner where he went to such great lengths again, I just can't sulk anymore. He doesn't have it easy with me sometimes! But I love this man, his sweet smile, this perfect body, the sex and the way he loves me.

I hold my loved one in my arms, look into his shining eyes and can't keep my hands off him. As we shove our tongues into each other's mouths, our clothes fall off. We're both horny and I've gotten over my resentment. So that my pants can come down, my Puma speed cat has to come off, which we press on each other's noses. Erik snorts “Great Tom. Wait a minute”. He sprints into the hallway and gets his Puma Scuderia Ferrari Neo Cat Mid that I gave him for Christmas. They look pretty finished after a few weeks. Erik laughs and confesses to me that he fucked them real good. I would have liked to have been there. Awesome shit! The inside of the sneaker smells so nice now that it immediately sends blood rushing to my cock. I would like to fire a load in there too, but Erik has another idea.

With the sneaker on his nose, he bends down on the table and presents me with his hot ass. I kneel between his spread legs and pull his cheeks apart. I slide my tongue through his crack, which he acknowledges with a pleasant grunt. From his fully extended cock, a fat drop of precum is slowly going towards the ground on a long thread. I grab it with my finger and massage it into the little pink hole. Oops, I slipped in there too. Erik moans impatiently “Fuck me already!“ into the sneaker. I could, but first I want to make him submissive with my tongue. So I put my tongue in again. I can penetrate him without any problem and taste his ass with the precum. Cool! I'm already standing behind him and pressing my glans against his hole. No problem getting in there. Erik groans and I push. I actually want to fuck him gently, but after just a few thrusts, Erik pushes the sneaker onto my face and moans, "Take what's yours already, fuck me hard!“ Dizzy from the smelly sneaker, I slam my cock into this hot body and Erik jerks his ass towards me. After a few minutes my thrusts become even harder and faster. The juice shoots into my cock. I penetrate as deep as I can into his abdomen and fire my load in his love tunnel. Relaxed, I fall onto his back, take my darling in my arms and gently bite his neck.

I slowly slip out of him, we turn to each other and sink into a passionate kiss. Erik grins at me and points his head towards the table. Now I have to grin too. He actually shot his load too while I was fucking him and he spread his cream over half the table. He didn’t use his hands, he just came from me fucking him. So hot! Together we lick his sperm off the table and enjoy a nice slimy and salty kiss.

We lie arm in arm on the couch, feeling our bodies and our warmth. Erik gets us a bottle of wine and lights a candle. So romantic. I just love caressing this man, touching him everywhere and kissing him. This is how we like to spend the evening. Before we go to sleep, Erik gets our sneakers again. Actually, we almost always do that when we're together. Sniffing and jerking off is always possible. We lie next to each other and I watch Erik as he works his cock with my Speed-Cat on his nose. I want to watch him cum. He becomes increasingly slower when jerking off, bends his legs and places them slightly spread out on the couch. This sight of his spread legs and him sniffing my sneaker makes me super horny again. I get myself between his thighs and can enter him without any problems. I thrust slowly into him while he intensified his work on his rock-hard cock again. Just a little later I feel a tremor in his pelvis. His upper body stands half up and the sperm sprays onto his stomach. I pull my cock out of him and jerk it with a firm grip so that I shoot my juice all over Erik’s chest too. I fall down next to him, take the sperm with my fingers and feed it to Erik. I lick the rest off his six pack.

So relaxed, we can prepare our bed for the night and fall asleep cuddled up together.

At some point I wake up because the sun is shining on my face. Eric isn't there. He got up long ago and made breakfast. It smells like fresh coffee. I blink "Good morning." Erik comes to me, hugs me and whispers "Good morning, my darling, that was a nice birthday fuck yesterday don’t you think?." I only smile and nod my head. We get up and I have to go to the bathroom first. When I get to the breakfast table, I can't believe what I see. In addition to breakfast with coffee and cake, there is a huge bouquet of dark red roses in the middle of the table. I am at a loss for words. I hug my darling as hard as I can and a tear runs down my cheek. Erik kisses the tear away and breathes "I love you". Another nice kiss and we start breakfast.

Before we go to the soccer game in the afternoon we have to take a shower. Soaping is actually irrelevant, but we like to touch and caress our bodies everywhere. Erik turns off the water and hands me the anal douche that he mounted on the hose of the shower. "Huh?" "Oh, just for fun," he replies. Since we both enjoy to clean our asses that way, I don't think about it and carefully insert the thing into his bottom. Water on and I can watch as Erik rolls his eyes and extends his cock to the fullest. I hand him the stainless steel anal douche and he does the same to me. My cock also immediately gets hard. Luckily, before I nearly cum just from the warm water hitting my prostate, he turns it off. We get dressed and then head to the game.

We have seats directly behind the players. Before we can even sit down, we are personally greeted with a hug by Daniel, the team captain and best friend of Erik. Well, I hope that's not all that the VIP ticket has to offer. Daniel and Erik are whispering to each other, but I can't understand a word. You can imagine that I'm not particularly interested in the game, but all the players running around and on the field are delicious. Leon and Jan players who are also friends of Erik are there too. During the half-time break we also get a hug from both of them. The boys are already pretty sweaty and smell good. It's driving my blood to my dick and I feel greeting a boner. I spend the second half imagining that we might be able to take Leon and Jan home with us. Erik laughs, but doesn't let it slip what he has planned together with Daniel.

The game is over and the players leave the field. Daniel takes us into the small clubhouse and leads us into a kind of meeting room. “You have to wait a moment here.“ he grins. Through the half-open door we see some of the players disappear one by one. Erik is getting more and more excited when Daniel comes in and hands us some clothes. For each of us a pair of shiny green shorts, a club jersey and a pair of tube socks. "Move!" Then he disappeared again. I am stunned and say „Dude, these clothes are worn and still damp from the sweat of the players.“ We can't resist sniffing them and immediately I was hard as ever and Erik also sported a boner. He snickers at me. Erik takes off all his clothes and puts on the club clothes we were given. I could attack him straight away, but I also have to change. The used jersey makes me horny as soon as I put it on and the shorts leave a pleasant feeling on my naked cock. Fuck! I could squirt all my cum in the soccer shorts right away.

Daniel picks us up and we enter the team’s locker room. The air in the room robs me of my senses. A mix of old and fresh body and foot sweat. The team captain introduces us. Besides Daniel, Leon and Jan, there are three other guys in the locker room. Of course, these will now also be introduced to us. You don't seriously believe that I have memorized the names. I have completely different things on my mind right now and my name memory has gone for a walk somewhere.

Daniel asks us to sit on a bench in the middle of the room and explains to the others, "Tom had birthday yesterday and we want to give him a nice belated present." The boys grin and am I mistaken, or do they all already have a huge bulge in their soccer shorts? But I don't have time to think about it because Daniel has already pulled down his shorts and is holding his semi-rigid cock in front of my nose. I look at Erik in shock. He grins, nods his head and whispers “For you darling, that’s the VIP treatment!“ I turn my head back to Daniel, who pushes his wet glans into my mouth and begins to jerk himself off. I still can't believe it all, but I'm so horny that my tongue works automatically. The other guys bawl something like 'Give it to him' and 'Swallow'. It doesn't take that long until Daniel is writhing in ecstasy, moaning loudly and shooting a nice load of goo into my mouth.

The boys shout again “Swallow, swallow!” Next, a young man with an XL cock stands in front of me. Black wool grows over his fat dick. Not necessarily my thing but it doesn't matter, because there's already a fat drop of precum hanging from his glans that's threatening to fall to the ground without my attention. My tongue quickly comes out and catches it. The guy grumbles, “Well, you can’t swallow my load that easily.” “Show him what you’ve got”. Someone shouts. I tilt my head back a little, open my mouth and push my tongue out, waiting for the guy to do whatever he likes with my mouth. His fat, drooling glans lies on the tip of my tongue and he jerks his cock with quick, powerful movements. He didn't promise too much, because after a short time several fat squirts shot onto my tongue and into my mouth. The boys are shouting again.

In fact, I have to swallow twice to take in all the cream. Next thing I know, I get a hand held out to me. Oops, one of the other players must have jerked off too much and came already. At least he caught it with his hand. I greedily lick the cum from his hand and take each finger individually into my mouth to suck it off. Then it's Leon and Jan's turn and they take turns putting their pre-lubricated cocks in my mouth. Since I already know them both, I'll push back their foreskin so that I can suck out the cum that's accumulated underneath. My brain is no longer working, but my tongue is still working. First Jan and then Leon inject their warm sperm into my mouth one after the other, which of course I swallow eagerly. I'm in seventh heaven. My husband really fulfilled a big wish of mine. I look at him and he smiles. I'm excited to burst and could cum right away, but apparently there's still one person missing. A skinny twink with a not so big cock stands shyly next to me and the other guys have to cheer him on. “Come on, give him your juice.” Now he dares too, I have his cock in my mouth and let my tongue work. He can't stand it for long and once again shoots a big load into my mouth, which of course I swallow greedily.

I look around and the guys seem a little more relaxed, but one or two still have their hand on their cock. No problem, I'll take a second round if they want. I am in heaven right now!

I look at Erik, who grins, pushes his green sports pants down his knees and supports himself on a cupboard. He stuck out his hot ass for everyone in the room to see. “If any of you want to fuck, then go for it.” He can’t be serious I thought. The brat with the big cock and the bush on top grimaces, "No dude, I'm out of there" and goes to the door to leave when he push the door open someone on the other side screams. „Ouch!“ someone was waiting behind the door. A little horrified, one of the players who left earlier is pushed in by the big guy who wanted to leave. “In there! They want to fuck now.” Daniel saves the situation by hugging the guy, who stutters that he didn't want to take part in the session so that no one would notice that he was actually gay too. Daniel laughs, “Tim, we already knew that,” and hugs the shy twink. The other boys join in, "Sure we noticed that and now what's so bad about it?" Tim looks sheepishly at the floor. Leon takes the initiative, takes the boy in his arms and plants a kiss on him. "And just so you all know, I'm gay too." then he lets go of Tim while the other guys laughed and comes over to me "I finally need a cock in the ass now". I get a kiss and then Leon pushes me backwards onto the bench. Just seconds later he's crouching over me, wetting his fuck hole with a little spit and letting his sexy bubble butt slide onto my boner.

I'm really hot and don't even know if I recall everything that happens now correctly because I was in my own world right now. Daniel has positioned himself behind my husband and is fucking his ass while Tim sucks on Erik's cock. Leon rides me like there is no tomorrow and jerks his hammer of a cock right before my eyes. The boys are horny like me too. Leon just shot his load on my stomach, but I don't want to cum in his ass. I push his body away and ask him if I can fuck his feet. “Sure, you can do it, but Tim’s are much hotter.” But he's busy. The boys grin. The shy boy who has the biggest stink. Luckily I have help from Leon and the other boys so that the skinny teen lies down on the bench and I can stick my nose into his tubes. How cool and smelly are those socks of him!

I take one off and rub my cock on the sole of his foot, his other socked foot I have in my face. This is so freaking hot that I just have to rub my cock on his soft sole and also squirt my juice out. I cum all over the guys sock clad foot with a loud moan. I just notice in passing that the guys next to me are encouraging me to suck the slime off the socked foot, which of course I'm happy to do. Somewhat relieved, I slide back onto the bench and don't have to wait long for Leon to sit on me again.

Daniel has now pulled his cock out of my boyfriend. Leon has absorbed my cock again and now Erik stands over me with his bubble butt. The cream from Daniel is already running down his thighs. I can't resist licking it up.

I carefully push my tongue into his little asshole and a nice load of Daniel’s sperm runs into my mouth. Just as I'm about to lick him clean, I see the next cock hitting the crack of his ass and driving in. Dude so hot! I get ridden and my boyfriend gets fucked hard. A fat player’s cock slides in and out of him. I try to lick the big balls, which I only partially succeed at. At the moment everything is going haywire here.

I only notice that Erik is sinking his cock into Leon's mouth, who is currently riding me hard. Leon doesn't want to, but Erik doesn't care at all at the moment and groans "Do it now, you'll have to get used to it". Leon is lucky that Tim takes over and sucks off my hot and horny boyfriend. However, he also swallows all the cream. "Hey, dude, that's mine!" I shout. „Sorry, you get mine for that.“ I have to slide forward a little so that Tim can put his cock in my mouth, which he is already jerking hard. I let my tongue play with his glans and just a little later he shoots his sperm into my mouth. The boy who has just impaled Erik mercilessly also seems to be on the verge of cumming. He bucks deep into him and stays there. Panting, he pumps his juice into my boyfriend. I push his head between both of their legs again and then as the boy pulls out, the warm cum runs onto my face. This too much for me. I unload into Leon, who also squirts again on my stomach. Erik licks me clean and we share a nice sperm kiss.

The boys disappeared into the shower one after the other. Only Daniel, Erik and Jan are still here. Jan presents me with his cock with a grin. Of course, I put it in my mouth and suck on its slippery glans until he shoots into my mouth. Then he disappears into the shower too. I'm going to get a big kiss from Erik. "Happy belated Birthday babe." But he fulfilled a big wish of mine. Laughing, Daniel adds, “VIP tickets, remember?“ then he disappears too. I have to come to myself first this was unreal.

Daniel is back and says we have to give the clothes back. Before we change into our clothes again, we also take a quick shower. The guys are waiting in the team shower, with their cocks in their hands and grinning. Daniel instructs us to sit on the floor. The boys surround us and one after the other is starting to piss on us. We are thoroughly showered on all sides, the water mixes with the piss and has a yellowish colour when it hits us. I closed my eyes and felt a solid beam in the middle of my face. The boys are all grinning and aiming at our heads now. I think it's Leon sticking his glans into my open mouth. I wipe the piss from my eyes and see Leon, who has just pulled his cock out of my mouth and is now stuffing his tongue down my throat. Well, wait, you horny bitch. I grab his head, push him down and my cock into his mouth and let it go. He can't find the right spot that quickly, chokes and the piss runs out of the corner of his mouth. The boys grin. Erik is now sitting next to me and grins at me.

And now my idea from yesterday has come true. We can take the shower with the guys. It’s really a dream to shower with so many naked guys. I look around and the sight of the naked, young and trained bodies brings the blood to my cock again. The boys grin at me, only Tim turns around bashfully because he also has a boner. The warm water washes around our bodies, I hug my darling Erik tightly and kiss him. This was the best birthday present ever!

Before we get dressed again, Daniel comes to us again and places a half-full black garbage bag next to Erik. “But I have to have it again tomorrow.” Erik grins, “Sure.” We change and then head home.

I'm curious "What's in the bag?" Erik just grins "Wait and see, VIP ticket, remember?“ Well, I already had my present and I'm happy so I don’t know what this could be. We walk home arm in arm.

After dinner we make ourselves comfortable on the couch. Erik is somehow a little nervous. I could do it again, take my darling in my arms and ask if I should get us the sneakers. „Do you want me to get our sneakers for another sniffing session?“ I ask him. Erik grins and shakes his head. He puts a bottle of champagne on the table and light the candles. Erik smiles at me and we toast my well-being and our future. Such a nice feeling to spend this perfect day and a cozy evening with my amazing partner.

Erik takes me in his arms, kisses me and whispers "Can I get myself something as a present for me as well?" Well, as if he didn't have enough fun with my VIP tickets. Erik comes back to our fantasies. Mine was to blow a handful of hot cocks....Wait! I have an idea what's in the bag. I look into my husband's eyes. He grins and nods. Not really! Crazy, the thought alone makes the blood rush to my cock. Erik isn't doing any better. Within seconds we ripped each other's clothes off. He gets another kiss and I whisper, "Lie down!" Then I'll get the bag. Erik looks at me expectantly and precum is dripping from his steel-hard cock. I open the bag and pour the contents over his body. Smelly, damp and no longer completely white tube and soccer socks fall out of the bag. The whole living room smells like the locker room in the clubhouse. I'm so horny and I fall on top of my boyfriend, who is lying under the smelly socks. I push aside the ones that fell in his face and plant a big kiss on him. “Honey, we’ll sleep in this tonight.” I don't think we'll get to sleep, but it's his fantasy, so he should have it that way.

I dig through the pile and find a sock whose sole is of a wonderful gray color. It's amazing how it smells. I put it on my hand, stroke Erik's face with it and press it on his nose. Erik moans, thrusts his steel-hard cock into my stomach and whispers "More!" Now we both rummage around, look for the smelliest ones and put them on our hands. We look into each other's eyes deeply. We stroke each other's stinkers all over our bodies, through our faces and of course on our cocks. I can't take it anymore, I grab Erik's socked hand and put it on my boner. He just has to let my cock slip through the sock a few times for me to cum. I also don't have to work on his dick for long to get it to fire it’s load. We continue to stroke each other with our stinky slimy socks and I wipe Erik's face with a nice chunk of slime. He grins, licks his lips and looks for a big splash, which he then spreads on my face.

I have to drink something. We both grab our glasses, clink glasses again and sip the champagne. I hold my empty glass in front of my cock and look at Erik with a grin. He shakes his head, takes me in his arms and whispers, “Just the socks this evening, please.” „Yes my darling, enjoy your dream.“ So we drink the champagne, hug each other and kiss our smelly faces.

The bottle of champagne is empty, the candle has burned down and we are tired. We prepare our bed for the night and distribute the socks there. We cuddle between smelly socks which are spread out everywhere on our bed. We hold each other in our arms, kiss again and as I fall asleep I whisper "Thank you, my darling. I love you". "I love you too babe!".

I wake up in the middle of the night because a damp sock is right in my face and the smell has already driven the blood to my cock. With my hand I press the stinky sock even harder on my nose so that all I can breathe is the damp smell. I'm looking for a second sock for my cock and I bump into Erik, who wakes up. But I didn't notice that and just as I'm about to put the sock on my cock, he asks me "Tom, what are you doing?" All I can do is moan "Jerk off!" Erik grins and puts his head on my stomach so that he has my socked cock right in his face. That's too much for me and I shoot my load of cum in the sock. Erik rubs the wet thing through his face, takes the smelly sock from my nose and then presses his wet lips against mine.

I open my lips and our tongues begin a wild game. Erik is hot and shoves his tongue hard and deep down my throat. I feel his pulsating, fully extended hard cock on my stomach. With a gentle swing I push him off me onto his side, pull the wet sock off my cock and press it into his face. Then I wrap my lips around his fat dripping pipe. Erik groans. I push his hard-on into my mouth as best I can and let my tongue play with his glans, which is already oozing juice again. Erik bucks into my mouth and presses the sperm-filled tube sock firmly into my face. He lets out a muffled moan and I notice the tremor in his pelvis and the trembling in his body. Just a few thrusts later, warm cum shoots into my mouth. I take the wet sock from his face and share the hot slime with him in an intense kiss. We fall asleep tightly hugged.

We are both in heaven!

PS: Of course we put the socks in the washing machine the next morning and then brought them back to the soccer club clean again.

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